I am taking over the SWO forces (Why SnowWalkerOne is no more)

[JayJayAbels]

wtf is this channel about??? lol

[commanderkruge]

I can't even begin to describe how much fun all this nonsense across the channels is both to watch and to join. :)

I hope this momentum will keep going on a little, even after the (at least possible) end of this vonderfull var! :D

As for now I am working on a presentation of the latest Weapons Tech development coming from Kingkong Laboratories and it should be online in the next few days! :) You'll be proud of me!

[nishbrown]

This is an emergency communication:

The pilot of the bomber, carrying the Wee Chicken of Doom d-d-d-d-doom, has gone rogue!!! I believe it was a Jihaddist penguin in disguise.

The last known location of the bomber was near Japan.

I alone am responsible for this breach of security. Seeing as the circumstances of my actions effect everyone, I am willing to work for you, as long as the recovery of that bomber is made a priority.

I await your orders...

...s... ...s... ...sir.

[lapkine77]

@nishbrown Unexpected, but your help is greatly appreciated and welcome, despite our profound anger. We shall promise to capture this foolish traitor of yours together with a handheld nuke gun if need be. The fate of much is at stake !

In support, we give you the honorary title of Arian Battle Master, and give you the Air Elemental Medal.

[nishbrown]

@lapkine77

I am honored, but I hope you meant "Avian, not "Arian".

LOL X-D

[lapkine77]

@nishbrown LOL I meant Aerial XD

[surlyechidna]

To whomever is running this channel now: did lapkine77 survive Vogter's orbital bombardment of France? If not, I'll put together a suitable obituary / death-notice video for him.

[lapkine77]

@surlyechidna I didn't recieve any orbital bombardment at all. The fool destroyed lapkin not LAPKINE. He has acted as planned and destroyed a wannabe imposter.

[nishbrown]

You forgot many people.

The Panda Air Command is it's own entity.

Under my command, they serve for the whale bacon.

You get the same response Aldus got - Lick my ass!

[lapkine77]

@nishbrown Then you shall be destroyed, alas, when we served the same goal. A pity.

[nishbrown]

@lapkine77

Bring it, Frenchie.

(lol)

[lapkine77]

@nishbrown You asked for it. Suicidal, but fun for me :)

[nishbrown]

@lapkine77

The propaganda has gotten to you, badly.

You have no air force and no way to defend against one.

The Wee Chicken of doom d-d-d-d-doom is circling the globe as we speak.

I alone have the authority to order its release.

You will stand down.

SWO will soon return, and he will NOT be happy.

[lapkine77]

@nishbrown I write the propaganda myself, hence I am not subject to it, fool.

Have you ever heard of l'Armée de l'Air Française ? I suppose you haven't. Have you heard of the Pluton ? I suppose you haven't either, much to your demise.

Oh yes we reverse-engineered that long ago. But our secret project is much much more efficient than this pathetic device.

You will stand down, for SWO is dead for good, but should he ever return, he would praise me and make you suffer for your insolence.

[nishbrown]

@lapkine77

Sad words. You will eat them.

Your suppositions will cost you, dearly.

Enjoy the last 5 days of existence.

[lapkine77]

@nishbrown Ah but these words are sweet to me like honey. What the consequences of these words will be to you will be more akin to super acid :)

You are ignorant of the stakes at hand, of the projects and twists that are behind the scenes. Instead of following orders and be victorious, you decided to go against the current. And washed away you will soon be.

Never hire mercenaries anyways. It's in the rules.

[TheoKluges]

Yes.... anarchy .... er ah ... I mean democracy at it's finest.

[lapkine77]

@TheoKluges Yes a democracy...especially and exclusively for me :D

[WildwoodClaire1]

Does this mean that the quality of quisine will improve?

[lapkine77]

@WildwoodClaire1 You mean cuisine ? That is an absolute 100% YES ! ESPECIALLY if you enjoy snails ;3

[WildwoodClaire1]

@lapkine77 oh crap! did I REALLY mispell that?!

[lapkine77]

@WildwoodClaire1 Normally, I would've subjected you to intense torture for mispelling this word, but considering your admirable works, we are ready to make the exception that confirms the rule (OUR rule)...

[prodigyat9]

FWO?! I am in! When do we surrender? Oh no no no! I don't know what made me say that! I am so sorry. BTW: who ever heard of an evil overlord without a cat in their lap?

[lapkine77]

@prodigyat9 You shall be severely punished for your insolence !

My cat is too lazy to go on my lap. Damn RTT...

[startreking2007]

Blame french-Canada!

[lapkine77]

@SuperSoylent Fortunately for you, we did. Francium reports greater efficiency in our reports by a value of 467% !

[dangerouslytalented]

I trust that you will honor my neutrality, as SnowWalkerOne did...

[lapkine77]

@SuperSoylent Of course we have the Inca gold. I used it all to remodel my personal suite :)

You had unstable Francium isotopes, probably lost half of what you used to have now. Ours are much more stable.

I do recommend however that you use the sat link and monitor the Valor forces efficiently. We never know how he will react.

[lapkine77]

@SuperSoylent We have loads of Francium - a rare chemical element named after our Glorious Country !

[PinkProgram]

Just remember that I act in the best interest of humanity ^_^

[Chilledtea]

I'm afraid for the future of mankind.

[crankysaint]

I see you left out funding for Faith-based Weaponry.

[lapkine77]

@crankysaint Never mix politics and spirituality ^_^

[AldusValor]

Have you EVER heard of the Guild of Calamitous Intent? They're up their own ass with rules and regulations. If you want to arch me, you'll first have to go through them. SnowWalker was my enemy, not you. You never stole anything from me. Now, if you don't go through the proper channels with the guild, you're looking at a bunch of pissed off nut bags with ray guns and giant octopus slash tank things with laser eyes. They like their system. And they have a great insurance package

[lapkine77]

@AldusValor I don't join petty guilds, petty guilds join me !

[AldusValor]

@lapkine77 You don't understand. The Guild of Calamitous intent is the largest organized labor group for supervillains in the world. There are rules that even I have to follow. Until the paperwork clears, I can't arch you. I could lose my license.

[lapkine77]

@AldusValor Oh you mean that small group made of amateurish villains and overlords ? I thought it was a schooling institution, I graduated and got my masters degree in Evil Machiavelous Plans there.

[AldusValor]

@lapkine77 You really don't have any idea.

[lapkine77]

@AldusValor What if I did ? ;)

[AldusValor]

@lapkine77 Then you'd understand what would happen if you don't play by the Guild's rules. You throw a rock, they throw a knife. You throw a knife, and they come to your house when you're sleeping and murder your family.

[lapkine77]

@AldusValor And I have no time to waste time in a clique of evil but clueless simpletons. We are millenial professionals, not a club of amateurs. We don't have family because they are a liability that goes against the Evil Overlordly rules (that we invented BTW).

Retaliation against us is the worst mistake that can ever be done on this planet : you throw a rock, we throw a nuke :)

Now : do you accept or shall we proceed into furthering the mayhem to an unimaginable point ?

[AldusValor]

@lapkine77

Do what you want. For legal and professional reasons, I cannot take part in your imminent demise.

[lapkine77]

@AldusValor So be it. We shall see...about that.

[AldusValor]

@lapkine77 I've already seen. You don't know what kind of political hurdles you'll have to clear within your own ranks before you can even think about the enemy. Take care.

[lapkine77]

@AldusValor Then you are unaware of my methods of disposing of...opposition.

Also, you might want to check your own side. You wouldn't want you to be blocked by endless administrative dumping (a thing we french excel at)

[smrne]

Vive La France et l'ordre du nouveau monde!

[innocenceagain]

LOL

...did I miss something?

[lapkine77]

@innocenceagain You better not miss this video...

>:C

[innocenceagain]

@lapkine77 ...I'm pretty sure I didn't miss the video considering I watched it before I commented....

But if I HAD missed the video, you would have let me live anyways, on the basis of...FRIENDSHIP....ya know, that whole 'friends don't kill friends' thing...please say you've heard of that?

[lapkine77]

@innocenceagain Friendship ? What's that ?

[innocenceagain]

@lapkine77 Friendship is what the dictionary defines as " the state of being friends".

Friends don't kill friends, and friends don't force friends to live under their command...so I can oppose your FWO and still live, correct?

[lapkine77]

@innocenceagain You mean, allies ?

No you cannot oppose me. If you do I shall be forced to terminate you for my own sake :)

[innocenceagain]

@lapkine77 I'm not talking about allying with the FWO, I'm talking about being FRIENDS with YOU as an individual...does that not count anymore? LOL You had to go and get 666 subs and go all evil overlord on me. ..

but eh, I'll be fine. As long as you don't consider speaking English, not eating snails and hanging RED WHITE and BLUE (in THAT order) flags as opposition.

But why terminate me, perhaps I could be of some assistance...of course if it suits me, whatcha say?

[Foxcanine1]

@innocenceagain

Didn't you know? Evil dictators only have temporary alliances.You have to constantly please people like him. Otherwise you no longer be an asset. Thus, you will become a disposable liability. ALL HAIL LAPKINE77.

[innocenceagain]

@Foxcanine1 Hmm, this is true. I suppose I need to do something in order to regain his favor as an 'ally' before I execute any opposition plans (I'll trust you to keep this between you and me, of course ;).

[lapkine77]

@Foxcanine1 Great response my fellow follower ! You are promoted to the rank of Captain !

[BibleRefuter]

It pains me to do this but I will have to join your FWO, for I cannot live without water and I should not live without mustard.

[surlyechidna]

With SnowWalkerOne gone I feel adrift in a sea of uncertainty and confusion. Your confidence, power, and charisma have won me over in this time of doubt. I pledge my allegiance to the mighty French World Order! (bows and kneels)

[iFoamy]

As a show of support to the French World Order, I hereby give you command of my entire legion of Laser Spider-monkey Commandos from Mt. Logan. Use them well Sir, in memory of SWO. :')

[JTlovesDexter]

5 star general at that!

(right, my lord?)

[lapkine77]

@JTlovesDexter Indeed.

[AtheistAussie]

Outrageous! The French collaborating with an enemy? THAT never happened before.......

[lapkine77]

@AtheistAussie Surrender, murdurer, and no major harm shall come to you.

[CMRDIvan]

So when does the Thirty Xanatos Pileup begin?

[lapkine77]

@CMRDIvan If Valor refuses my offer, in the minute after his refusal. Because I do know the meaning of the word "Mercy", I simply choose not to show any.

[CMRDIvan]

@lapkine77 Can someone make a chart then, of who is backstabbing/controlling whom. Thirty Xanatos Pileups have a tendency to become quite confusing to follow.

[lapkine77]

@CMRDIvan Easy : Valor refuses, obliterate his positions. Valor accepts, cease fire and restructure to other targets.

[lapkine77]

First, and always will be !