can someone explain this to me please 'tell my wife if watching ellen is a job she should get a promotion' I don't understand what he means, thanks a lot
@tokyosweetcheeks Alan is a name so we can assume that Alan/Ellen or whatever is their child. He is implying that watching a kid is easy comparing to his job.
there is a brand new invention that lets you talk to another person without a wire. its called a cellphone. Are people really that lazy that they have to talk to their cell phone to text someone.
i dont get it...in the beginning it even says "collegehumor originals"......so obviously..its from collegehumor......so i was rlly bored and commented on most ppl who keeps on saying "stolen..blahblah" that they have crazy-bitch-ides ...cuz they do
@RubenDelight wat does this video say at the very beginning of this video???? it gives credit to them...so its not stealing, its actually giving collegehumor a free advertising for them....yeah...crazy-bitch-ides
and seriously.. disliking a video because of the uploader who uploaded it doesnt own the video is really petty and stupid when they only put it up to show people, considering the makers of the video havent uploaded it yet.
you know there is a phonebook in you phone where you can call someone! -.-
PavleCar1 3 months ago
I like the part where they throw the iphone and it brakes
pman8604 3 months ago
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!! THANK YOU, I needed a good laugh!! =D
Purolinda2010 3 months ago
So funny😄😄
Leo081034 3 months ago
poor siri :(
Samfu303 3 months ago
LuLz, directions to Hell.
HaloAddict3 3 months ago
omg this is best!!!
chadthaxmb87 3 months ago
"now searching for a place to hide" lmaooo
coleminersmusic 3 months ago
Awesome!
athenaioannis 3 months ago
Well Done!! HILARIOUS!
Searching for a place to hide....
edenelisenewman 3 months ago
Who the hell disliked this! :L this should be the ad for the iphone :D
DylanHayes95 3 months ago
Introducig the Siri. This time, we're Siri-ous.
Hbh128 3 months ago
Everyone said it was so funny but i dont think its that funny, it could have been funnier tho
kparm23 3 months ago
i can't stop watching this too fucking funny
genestarwindjf80 3 months ago
lol poor siri
ladyblue1220 3 months ago
So funny
mistertroncat 3 months ago
name of the song please!!!
Theclaritaclara 3 months ago
Absolutely hilarious
llchrl 3 months ago
Apple sucks
evilphil07 3 months ago
IS MY WIFE FUCKING JIM MCFEARSON
JackCleworth 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
this never gets old
bjornjoseph 3 months ago
I liked the bit with Siri
woogoose 3 months ago
Feel sorry to that iPhone
Silvercreatures 3 months ago
... been sitting on lately. ... Oh dear.
dayzimlich 3 months ago
The new I phone
MrHjG 3 months ago
wife:Tell my husband he wishes it was just Jim MacPherson
siri:i dont want too :O
wife TELL HIM!
SIRI:Plz dont make me
wife:DO IT!!!!!!!
HUSBAND:SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL!!!!!! LOLZ THAT PART IS HILARIOUS OH AND THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
djjisagingerboy 3 months ago 3
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL
cheeseater101 3 months ago
Awww... I feel so bad for Siri.
I love how robots are becoming almost human (sometimes better than most actual people).
HoratioInveru 3 months ago
That funny
Nolberg77 3 months ago
Wow
Nolberg77 3 months ago
882 ppl have no sense of humor. ....i also ignored the first 10 seconds of this video because i thought it was an advertisment. :)
ladymasterchief 3 months ago 2
that lady got some jank ass teeth lol
SKillitFish 3 months ago
Siri; Searching for a place to hide..
Aww, Poor Siri.
MiKaylaMooo 3 months ago
SEND MY MOM DIRECTIONS TO HELL!
floobledooble 3 months ago
Can't do or say anything but laugh, Hella funny
TheDadicksta 3 months ago
Siri: Please don't Drag me into this.
ScytheGames 3 months ago
Wahahaha!! This is farking hilarious!
Philson 3 months ago
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR!!!!
patrick20082008 3 months ago
win win, too much win!
ThisIsDjYigytugd 3 months ago
Sorry if I sound like a nerd but Siri reminds me of Glados.
Cicischannel 3 months ago 30
@Cicischannel YES! I wasn't the only one!
msstacykrueger 3 months ago
@Cicischannel you saw the gladosiri one right?
TwinkieTM 3 months ago
@Cicischannel I'd rename her to GLaDOS if we can. Someone might make an app to make her talk like GLaDOS, xD
reborntheglassbatch 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
Searching For: A Place to Hide.
rickynz 3 months ago
siri: message from your husband "i appreciate you"
wife: bullshit! what did he actually say?
siri: please dont drag me into this.
dancer4life85212 3 months ago 45
@dancer4life85212 we have ears....
warrennguyen08 3 months ago
Oh Dear.... hahha
scarylittleboy 3 months ago
awww poor siri lol
LoveUWhenSeptEnds 3 months ago
Me: ''Siri, please get everyone to like my comment for no reason''
Siri: ''You are setting yourself up for an epic Fail."
ojeere07 3 months ago 5
genius
DanqueDynasty 3 months ago
Gross. This is corporations capitalizing on stupid battle-of-the-sexes shit. And it is all predicated on stupid pseudoscientific sex stereotypes.
BrandonArkell112878 3 months ago
@BrandonArkell112878 Do you -not- know what collegehumor is? This is a parody of a commercial, not an actual one.
Hotshot2k4 3 months ago
@BrandonArkell112878 its a parody not a commercial...
Alex13N 3 months ago
ANYONE ? who knows what the name of the melody in the background is ?
OktayGezgin 3 months ago
Husband: Is the washing machine the only thing you have been sitting on lately
Siri: Oh dear
Quan222223 3 months ago
Why so many dislikes? Stupid apple fanboys. This was pretty funny
CaptainSprinkles85 3 months ago
this is so powerful, angry much?! poor siri
kassxp 3 months ago
siri : is this my fault??/. epic lol!
SKools2012 3 months ago
1:34 SAYS IT ALL. did you see the womens face; pause LOL XD
omgggw 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
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Jimmy is washing machine .....
oenter007 3 months ago
hahahahahaha i love this video
"searching for a place to hide"
ejvan6705 3 months ago
it'd be funnier if the husband wasn't smiling. /:
but this is hilarious!!! XD
ValentinValium 3 months ago
thanks dude! i was looking all over for this one (;
naruto0o0o0o0 3 months ago
875 wives have been cheating on their husbands with guys called jim mcphereson
ChenJunHung 3 months ago 4
Im Jimmy, and Im sorry
j9021992 3 months ago
875 dislikes. all dudes who know a jim mcpherson
ForcedFruition 3 months ago
This is the best thing I've seen on YouTube in a long time!!
MrSherm777 3 months ago
can someone explain this to me please 'tell my wife if watching ellen is a job she should get a promotion' I don't understand what he means, thanks a lot
tokyosweetcheeks 3 months ago
@tokyosweetcheeks Alan is a name so we can assume that Alan/Ellen or whatever is their child. He is implying that watching a kid is easy comparing to his job.
bowietsang920 3 months ago
@bowietsang920 ahh right, I see, thanks a lot
tokyosweetcheeks 3 months ago
@bowietsang920 Ellen is a TV talk show
kent80082006 3 months ago
@tokyosweetcheeks Ellen is a day-time TV talk show in the US, hosted by Ellen DeGeneres. He's saying his wife stays home all day watching TV.
jry2k2000 3 months ago
@jry2k2000 this makes sense too, thanks
tokyosweetcheeks 3 months ago
"... Oh dear." XD
ETibbs11 3 months ago
i appreciate you..
BULLSHIT, what did he actually said?
please don't drag me into this...
LOL...i can't stop laughing at this part....
poor siri..trap into husband and wife arguement~@,@
ikhmal1993 3 months ago
I just witnessed a miracle.
sunflowerjellyfly 3 months ago
That was one Siri-ous argument lol !!!!!
CHASV123456 3 months ago
Poor Siri
psthuyle 3 months ago
I like pickles!
geoman4ever 3 months ago
wait...where can I get that washing machine?
kent80082006 3 months ago
what the hell??? this aint on the CH channel???
Luis89142 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 2
@Luis89142 Its on their website.
Loveisfun123 3 months ago
Siri: "I WILL NOW SELF DESTRUCT"!
2472769 3 months ago 2
I watched this in tech support training. Coolest trainer ever? I think so.
TheSlothmuffins 3 months ago
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL!!!! haha
Peach61928 3 months ago
I feel bad for the siri
cocothevamp 3 months ago
(Below) Lol!
supertoshaful 3 months ago
What kind of washing machine do they have?
qgfhjklsadfghjklsd 3 months ago 151
@qgfhjklsadfghjklsd Jim McPhearson washing machine, a versatile machine for housewife.
Kenny2HK 3 months ago
fukin slut women... im so sick of them lol
junglemastah 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
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@junglemastah you must be gay
suckonminefully 3 months ago
siri: searching for a place to hide lol
luckydogg007 3 months ago 78
Cheating bitch
Jonny123456789jonny1 3 months ago
Siri : please dont drag me into this ! hahah
PoKerFaceN1 3 months ago 5
there is a brand new invention that lets you talk to another person without a wire. its called a cellphone. Are people really that lazy that they have to talk to their cell phone to text someone.
TheGuyWithTheFace1 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
@TheGuyWithTheFace1 are you retarded
dumont156 3 months ago 2
@TheGuyWithTheFace1 She tried to call him but he ignored, and also, it's a sketch man, chill out
Mrsupermatt2172 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
hey look..i googled anger management techniques....just gunna leave these here HAHAHA
tally24th 3 months ago
1:17 Jeriichooooooooo!!!
pianoonz 3 months ago
Why so SIRI-ous...
asdfghjklasdasdasd 3 months ago 2
ROTFLMBO Siri is tooo funny!!!
VirtuousKween 3 months ago
damn right you killed siri... no comparison to gladosiri :P
DonDonAlmighty 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
1:33 LOrd Voldemort
mitris1101 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 6
"oh dear"
MegaYoshi2009 3 months ago
Lmfao "oh look I googled anger management techniques"
lizardboy619 3 months ago
"I couldn't* careless"
Dukefrukem 3 months ago
858 People died today... Just sayin
SuperDanielwashere 3 months ago
Hats of to CH for this one
JustinPahimulin 3 months ago
at first i was like oh shit a commercial then i was like... awesome
TheArzola77 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
KEVIN CANT SPELL. GO BACK - AND CHECK THE TITLE
nicholasx7 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Poor Siri :(
NeoCranium 3 months ago 2
"Please don't drag me into this"
DeeSuun 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 3
ASK MY WIFE IF SHE'S FUCKING JIM MCPHERSON!!
n8goesSPLAT 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 2
CollgeHumor.
BenjaminNikolajew 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Hell is a place in Norway
hokko1 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
@hokko1 And also in Michigan.
mentalwithmentos 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Hahahhahahahahhahaha, hilarious. IS THIS MY FAULT?!
F4v0ur 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
PLEEEEEEAAASSE read the description if you think this video is stolen.
T1MSt3R484 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
that kind of killed my mood...
Triplejay14 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
i fucking love this. fuck you nigga for stealing this video, you will get reported.
SexyN0Jutsu 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
"ASK MY WIFE IF SHES FUCKING JIM MCPHERESON!" "Searching for...A place to hide" lolololololol
REDSN0 3 months ago 2
i dont get it...in the beginning it even says "collegehumor originals"......so obviously..its from collegehumor......so i was rlly bored and commented on most ppl who keeps on saying "stolen..blahblah" that they have crazy-bitch-ides ...cuz they do
DeadlyInnocence63 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
@DeadlyInnocence63 dude,... seriously
rakketakke 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
@DeadlyInnocence63 don't know if you've noticed but this video wasn't uploaded by collegehumor so, the uploader, 'stole' this..
RubenDelight 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
@RubenDelight wat does this video say at the very beginning of this video???? it gives credit to them...so its not stealing, its actually giving collegehumor a free advertising for them....yeah...crazy-bitch-ides
DeadlyInnocence63 3 months ago
Do you want me to search for flower shops nearby.
AMAZING !!!!
michaellien1993 3 months ago
searching for a place to hide :D
PhilGarmann 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
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bomber1452 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Poor Siri.. I'd never throw you XD
Regules010 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
haha! hella funny. why so many dislikes?
mphmaster 3 months ago
@mphmaster because it wasnt uploade3d by the creators, who didn't even upolad it. I wouyld dislike it too, but CH never put it on youtube anyway
Thereviewser 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
OMFG!
osutuba 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Iphoned this very amusing
VFXSFXDUDE 3 months ago
yea i watched this already...
aftermathsample305 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Love it... one of the best "what 'kevin' likes" so far.
sallyjayne777 3 months ago
''Siri, tell these stupid twelve year old kids to stop bitching about this video being stolen.''
marcusdrummond1 3 months ago 207
This is fucking amazing!
and seriously.. disliking a video because of the uploader who uploaded it doesnt own the video is really petty and stupid when they only put it up to show people, considering the makers of the video havent uploaded it yet.
Grow up, its a good vid, therefore like it.
MysteryVG 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
ahh love
supercell42 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
آعصآبكم ض١
Queenrespect 3 months ago
@Queenrespect
يخرب بيتوكم هو انتو ورانا ورانا في كل حته
هههههههههه
امزح (:
MultiTHEJOKER 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Why the bad ratings? this is hilarious wtf
The1Liner 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
@The1Liner The bad rating Isn't for the vid the vid is Awesome, the bad rating is for the uploader that stole this.
Mortezlives 3 months ago
@Mortezlives ah, Fair dues
The1Liner 3 months ago
thumbs up if you saw this before stuff kevin likes linked you here
JustaSilentWarrior 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
LOVED IT!!
flredragon1 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Iphone now breaking up marriages
DavieJones2nd 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
If watching ellen is a job, she should get a promotion! LMAO!
Harperlarp 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 53
this is so sad
MrZoidMaster 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 2
how does this have so many dislikes? Oh yeah when little kids don't understand.
MrCheddahcheese 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
poor siri, i salute you
otoro65041 3 months ago
this wasn't funny. it made me sad.
WEEZERman1212 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
"I'm not a bloody owl!!"
GrahambertusJosepha 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
I seriously want that now
SLIMZ34 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Let's see how long until the video gets taken down! I'm guessing one hour
NotorioushCJB 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
lmao!!
TheNevertaco 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
RIP Siri. You will be missed.
KRBH257 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
Why the hate guys, this is hilarious even if its not properly on college humor
CrimsonFlareFox 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
....Siri.....
johnpavelow 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
why the hell so many dislikes
e2blade 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
"oh dear" this is amazing.....
ctswright 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL!!!!
mrserpula1 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 265
FYI, Kevin, Argument only has one "e" in it.
FlargTheKitty 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
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Women are sluts
Ckingishere 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
your getting slow kevin, this was on 9gag three days ago
jix9 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
lol siri "I googled"
orangebluemango 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
is that kirk from gilmore girls?
TehLance 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
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dont get married
pincheneo 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
bitches be crazy. Am I right?
raydog97 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
.....this is fucked up.
ryudragon7 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
People shouldn't cheat... they never learn
Mrxiiijojjo 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here)
teh Machines have attained consciousness...
yurianne07 3 months ago
good video. although this dick just stole it from the college humor website and doesn't deserve a single view, never mind a shout out from kevin....
Steven23490 3 months ago in playlist Stuff Kevin Likes: Monday Nov 21st, 2011 (Start Here) 3
I almost want to try and start a fight with someone through Siri
clongl262 3 months ago