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  • was expecting a reagan youth cover

  • jello for president

  • pretty cool,never seen this one before. i try to explain to people that Jesus & osama bin ladin are very similar,they both wanted their religious purity,they both wanted the foreign occupiers gone,and they both died for their actions. and no,i dont think bin laden was bhind 911!

    good vid man,keep it up. i'm a huge dk/jello fan!

  • hahah he certainly was a terrorist :) !!!

  • jesus is fake

  • I dont listen to enough of Jello or dead Kennedys

  • Jesus never existed, somebody made him up.

  • Sounds like Jello with the DK, amazing!

  • Thumbs Up!1st of all I love Jesus, and Jello did not mean that he was a terrorist in the same sense that Timothy Mcveigh was a terrorist (Mcveigh used murder4politics/so did BUSH^&almost every other emperor did). I HATE what the Jews paid the Roman politicians 2do2J.C.(MURDER INC.).Back then Rome owned Judea, which is now known today as Israel & Palestine. I love Jello Biafra (don't like the way HIS BAND betrayed him).I love Kurt Cobain2, and don't appreciate what hs"wife"did 2 him.ps I metJELLO

  • @calanero I've met Jello Twice actually. 1st time was with the Melvins, 2nd time was with Leftover Crack. I love them all, ok?If it don't apply let it fly, becauase I don't do youtube debates. I do auto-deletes. I get my political info from AK Press and other less known radical groups so I know whats up w this country.JC didn't start Christianity, Emperor Constantine did like 214+/-AD yrs l8r,& further gave Xians a bad name by killin pagans.Jesus' Followers set up all the quotes&bios200+yrsAD.

  • Respond to this video... If Jesus met Pat Robertson, what would he say? That's a great funny question. He'd take his finger & turn Pat Robertson into a transgendered drag queen in the gayest dress available. hahafkn ha. LOC STZA Where u been @mothafucka? I need your help! This is ABCity Calvin Mushroom squatted on D&1st 10 yrs ago...I 4got 2 giv u my demo, i gave it to Eugene Hutz though & he was drunk as fuk3yrs ago on his bday.I think he lost it. I wrote 50 fkn ska punk songsBYMYSELF!

  • Respond to this video... So LOC, Jello, Side One Dummy,NE1that can help a poor white kid (literally I squat in this fucked up homeless shelter in Harlem w 200 other black dudes (only like 25% hate white ppl) Literally I'm not W.A.S.P.not that it matters, I'm a Mic/Wop&Ecuadorian.So I'm not down w any prison gang shit/ i'm in pain now though, because i had 2 use my broken right hand & sprained wrist 2 type all this bcuz i defended by transgendered bandmate yesterday.She's hot 2.4now&l8r

  • Respond to this video...  1 more thing.Just pm me I'll send u a sample.NOBSPLZ~!I'm like a mix between the Doors,Gogol Bordello,Dead Kennedys & Nirvana & LOC(really though my shit's pretty fn unique. Between me & my bandmate (who also sings & plays bass & drums) (i just play drum machine thats the only way i was able to produce my own shit though... bla bla fkn bla. If you have a heart (I'm not a Xian btw) I'm not religious, I just think Jesus was cool. And we'll put fkn ass in da chairs

  • "If Jesus saw Pat Robertson, what do you think he'd say?"

    "Fuck!" *facepalm*

  • and if you dont believe me read the lyrics to this song even jello biafra at the end says "is freedom of speech such a terrorist act, is spiritual such a satanic threat believe what you want but we'll fight to keep our heads from being cemented in your sand." if you argue when this song has such a strong meaning especially at the end you are a moron. freedom of speech means say what you want and others can fuck off if they try to tell you otherwise dont argue. love peace and unity please!!!!!!!!

  • who agrees that arguing over youtube is fucking idiotic? if you dont like what someone says dont fuel fire ignore it they are stupid but you sink to the lowest common denominator and wage war. we all have our opinions and we are all learning we all dont know everything so why argue when we are entitled to our opinion correct or not but no one has the right to patronize someone for any reason especially over a fucking song get a life and unite not fight you are a shame to jello biafra

  • jesus eats shit that fucker he fucked the world he died for his own fucking sins not ours otherwise earth wouldnt be this shitty because of all of us fuck christ i dont believe in his shit religion or all your bullshit monotheistic or polytheistic shit you call spiritual progression and who the fuck is he to say he is the one son of god what are we gods shit jello has done his research and one of the only ones to show that asshole in real light not smoke and bible mirrors

  • @HostilHoztil u mad bro?

  • @chabowker only when it comes to christ he is evil in my eyes and responsible for the earth in the condition its in

  • @chabowker u sound like a fuckin idiot when you say stuff like that, offcourse if you hadnt flunked the 3rd grade you woulda relized that

  • @124punkrock What, "u mad bro"? Get the stick out of your ass fag. If you get pissed about that shit then you got some real fucking problems BRO. And I hate to be a grammar nazi but learn how to fucking spell before you accuse someone of not passing 3rd grade, retard.

  • @chabowker sorry i like to leave a stick up my ass because it pleasures me so much. my typings bad because i was in a rush do you exoect me to make comments sounding like im albert einstein or some shit, because im not. you called me a fag, do you have something against british ciggerates or gay people? you also called me retard, do you have something againt mentally handicapped people?

  • @124punkrock Bitch, are you retarded? I feel bad that you find typing to be an exercise. Simple douche.

  • @FondlingReply typing is a exercise for me i like working my fingers ya know? it keeps all that bones and stuff all healthy its real good you should try it

  • @124punkrock NIGGA I AM BUSY MAKING PAPER YOU THINK THIS SHIT MAINTAINS ITSELF NAW SON I GOT GODS TO FUCK

  • @FondlingReply your gonna fuck gods? that sounds fun im gonna go fuck budha and jesus tommorow so u wana go together?

  • @FondlingReply gods to fuck? my nigga u is trippin hard....

  • 12 christians

  • jesus was a communist! jesus was a terrorist jesus was on the punk rockers side!! jesus would condemn americas foreign policy jesus fucking rules

  • jesus died for his own sins,not mine

  • FUCK MUTHA FUCKING JESUS HE WAS GAY AND FUCKED HIS PAPA IN ASS

  • I accept Jesus as my lord, and I love Jello. From what I know of Jesus, he would have appreciated this.

  • god is a terrorist!

  • All religions are vomit, all religions make me sick

  • @DeadbeatHoliday86 It seems almost contradictory to identify as catholic and yet hate organized religion. Why haven't you broke free from the brainwashing?

  • Loved it, I didn't know Jello made this song...cool beans!

  • Luke Skywalker was a terrorist too. Actually any enemy of the evil empire is labeled as one. In real life, the US has three laws in place to make sure anyone who speaks out against them is labeled as a terrorist and detained.

  • that picture of pat robinson was taken like 900 years ago

  • Fuck the hell off u are a muslim buddisht ? or wtf u are !! i dont come and say something shit like that to u religion !? ???. why cant people just dont respect others !!! ?????

  • @Viratul2 what did i say BITCH??

  • @oldschoolpunkchris1 and thats mean ?

  • @Viratul2 A MUSLIM BUDDHIST. Wow that was stupid. And no, we respect others, it's the infantile relgions we got a problem with.

  • @Viratul2 Calm down. You don't understand punk rock, obviously. "Terrorist" is simply a pejorative term that the satanic empire calls their enemies. In this case it is an endearing term. I love Jesus! He's my savior. Do you think if he were here he would support what the U.S. is doing?

  • im viewing this on easter i storgly beleve someone named jesus was killed on this day by the powers that were because he was standing up for the poor jesus was the first anarchist standing up for the little man and woman may we remember the same thing still happiens today

    (sorry about spelling)

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  • Jello's sounds great as always

  • Fuck Jesus, Jello is the shit!!!!!

  • Who gives a shit about religion, Jello is GOD LOL

  • no. jesus was not a punk he is the reason why gay people don't have rights

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  • @randoanimal

    You haven't read the Bible, have you? Jesus flipped over the money-changers' tables, the pharisees called him a drunkard (it's in there, twice); He preached in favor of the poor and He died for what he believed in him. What's not Punk about that?

  • @mussman717word He fed 5000, free!

  • @RaptureandZune

    He and his apostles were squatters who lived in various punk houses throughout the Middle East.

  • @mussman717word The fucking pigs hung him!!!

  • as a californian i endorse the annexation of the reasonable states by canada. long live the united states of canada, eh. lemme get my health care on

  • no cavolo nooooo,no goood luck mo me tocc purr grattammm.........aaahhhmmmm

  • jesus my friends was a kind man. So if all of you non- and do- believrs whould just stop killing one another it would be a nicer place.

  • Fuck Jesus

  • I agree! The Jesus Land map rules! It is embarrasing how brainwashed Americans are thanks to Christianity! America is the complete opposite of all other so called first world nations in this regard. USA = Jesus Zealot

    Organized Religion = Organized Crime Syndicates

  • jesus was punk!

  • @salasg kinda like how you're a faggot for making such a stupid post.

  • @salasg Jesus was a fucking bigot.

  • @salasg i really hope that was satire x_x

  • LOL that Jesus land map is one of the funniest tjhing I have ever seen, The Americas are the land of the jesus freaks hehe

  • Dont mean to spam, but im posting this on as many DK vids as i can in a hope people will join my facebook group...Type in:

    Dead kennedys - Holiday in Cambodia for xmas no.1

    Join the cause man, lets get x-factor off the fuckin air!

  • Pacifists like the Jesus and Gandhi deserve to be crucified.

  • @stile1973 what? I am soryr are you serious?

  • @pedrodemellodotnet well the look at the titel of the video "Jesus Was a Terrorist - Jello Biafra and NoMeansNo"

  • i live in canada and the part with the map that sais jesus land and the united states of canada really cought my eye its true i knew it scince i was 7growing up with ronnie the huge problem is no one knows it and if you tell any one the laugh at you

  • Can't mistake Rob's pulverizing tone

  • @UgRusi he's not mine thanks

  • @UgRusi sorry but he's not

  • @UgRusi maybe yours, not ours, save yourself, the rest of us don't need the bollocks!!

  • make all the fun of jesus while you can BUT YOU WILL PAY FOR YOU STUIPD REMARKS.

  • @poppopsix you are an ignorant sheep. stop preaching, no one, especially anyone here, want to hear your christian propaganda.

  • @poppopsix LMAO cool story bro!

  • @poppopsix bull$hit, and let Jesus (the Sun) sue my freckly arse for it fool.Check Zeitgheist and update yourself, and maybe refresh your English you gullible fool??

  • @poppopsix i love the fact how hes talking about stupid remarks wen he cant spell lol

  • @poppopsix hahahahahahahahaha, nice one.

    could u do me  favor and pass god a note from me?

    ok, here it is: fuck you, god!! fuck you!!

  • The United States of Canada includes IL, MI, MN, NY and WI? I get taking the Northeast & Northwest, but would they really want Detroit, Buffalo and Orange County? If so, you have to take Cleveland too, damnit!

  • Oh man got to love how Christians like ZLUGGO always say Him. I must find Him in my life, He will save me. By Him do you mean God? Zeus? Jesus? Odin? Who is He or Him and why can't we use His name? Haha

    Now everybody shut up and enjoy Him (Jello Biafra).

  • Jesus was an errorist!

    GO ERRORIST COM

  • jello was on the "i'mnotchristianbutjesuswasani­ceguy" trip too? oh boy...

    let's not forget that this guy kick-started one of the most horrible, mind-controlling cults in the history of mankind; if he existed

  • @FOIIAD Hey man don't blame Jesus. He was just a liberal of his day rebelling against the corrupt Roman government. Blame people who think 2000 years ago is accurate by today's standards, people who twist things, and even some of the people who wrote the Bible (as they twisted it too).

  • @FOIIAD Christianity wasn't really that bad in the beginning, it got its infamous status long after Jesus was gone, the Jesus character wasn't such a bad guy, I don't think he even killed anyone himself, which is pretty fucking good for someone who was supposed to be the son of God.

  • YEAHHHHHHH!!!!

    \w/

  • The song is against religion, not against you and your God.

  • A terrorist, eh? That's a total misconception. And by the way, I really hate spoken word.

  • @ZLUGGO This song isnt calling him a terrorist, its just the songs name. If you read the lyrics its about how jesus was persecuted by the romans and how today christians are persecuting non christians and non christian activities similar to how the romans persecuted the christians 2000 years ago. Its ironicz.

  • @Trabdood

    Well, I' m proud to announce that I am being persecuted by non-Christians for being a Christian. And personally I' m against persecuting anyone whatsoever.

  • well thats no good. all those non christians persecuting you are complete idiots for doing so.

  • @Trabdood

    They are mislead but still loved by God. I wish they will find Him some day.

  • @ZLUGGO

    just read the lyrics before talking crap.

    *finger*

  • @sickb4stard

    Why would I even bother?

  • @ZLUGGO

    diseased persons like u always try to....

    any bet, your comment comes up immediately.

    go fishing.

    n00b.

  • @sickb4stard

    Hope your lunch comes up too.

  • @ZLUGGO

    What do you mean "Why would I even bother?" So basically you admit to being a compeltely ignorant douchebag? that's nice to know.

  • @Trabdood

    No. I don' t. Because that is not true. But why whould I throw my pearls...etc...?

  • @ZLUGGO

    ignorant douchebag fits you perfect, little bonehead-idiot.

  • @sickb4stard

    Ignorance is apparent through your poor vocabulary.

  • dann antworte einfach auf deutsch, mein freund, und wir unterhalten uns dann über grammatik weiter. :D

    liege ich richtig, da kommt von dir dann gar nuescht?

  • @sickb4stard

    Don' t mention the war...

  • @ZLUGGO

    wow, did u see that?

    yeah, true, your logic ran away, poet!

    pls stfu if adults talk.

  • there's always room for jello~

  • extremism is a bitch!

  • Fuck you Pat Robertson you're a terrorist too

  • Woot! I'm included in the United States of Canada. Washington FTW :)

  • Jello Biafra is the singer from DK noob

  • Now THAT is I call a proper Punk record

  • Who knew you actually listen to some good punk music, kingofpunk1977.

  • And there are 10 more bands of that calibre . They are the bands I listed. So get busy & get off on Funsize & Cat Turd!!! You find me strange but maybe I am just compelled to tell you about some hard punk bands. Yes Biafra & No Means No are very tasty

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  • Do you mean Fun Size instead of Funsize? Because if that's the case, then Fun Size is really fucking good, but all the other bands don't exist.

  • Well it took me 2 days........but you have been suckered!!!!! ha ha ha best wind up I have done in ages . I'm imagining you spent 1/2 hour googling shit for bands I made up but Cliff Richard & the Shadows DO exist (Yeah I 'm a fuckin prick/cunt whatever) but admit you were stiched up cos I pushed you off your ivory tower. Oh have you heard of a band called the Sex Pistols? You might like them!!! ha ha ha

  • No, I only looked up like two of those bands, but what the fuck is your problem?

  • My problem is this.........oh hold whats this . Two men in white coats knocking at my door. Sorry mate love to talk & explain why but THEY ARE COMMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA HA HEE HEE HA HA

  • Fail troll is fail.

  • let's have anal sex

  • Fuck off you bender. I just like the record mam. Go to a gay bar or something not funny

  • i just want to stick it in your black pooper D:

  • Genious name for a song.

  • This is why I am against religion

  • me too

  • everybody is wrong :P

    they killed jesus because he was screwing up the roman pharmacy industry with all his miracles.

    uhuaha

    nobody mess with the market!

  • lol that was some great shit man!!!!!

  • @arthwr LOL!!! Nice one....

  • @arthwr jesus never existed

  • @VilchaOI77 bullshit. he does my lawn once a week.

  • @arthwr

    The wine industry was also collaborating with the Roman Pharmaceutical cabal to bring down Jesus.

  • @arthwr Priceless.  Cheers.

  • jesus was the first anarchest i dont beleve in the religis bullshit but the killed a guy named jesus christ because of his terrorist anarchest thoughts

  • Jesus would really be sorry about how so many of those who claim to "follow" him act.

    I am a theist Agnostic who verges a bit towards the following of Jesus and what he teached, but I really prefer not to call myself a "Christian" in order to avoid wrong associations.

    Also, I think Jesus believed in actual morality rather than in commandments or rules.

  • your post reminds me of a bunper sticker i once saw it said "jesus, please protect me from your followers, Amen"

  • brilliant!

  • @NightmareGanon look up the Gnostic writings and you'll find the jesus your looking for.

  • @NightmareGanon buddy im just resently starting to think the sameway lets call our selfs anarco christian caue i beleve jesus was the first anarchest sorry if i spell anything wrong

  • @NightmareGanon i agree %100 this song really opened my eyes jesus was the first anarchest in my mind

  • @NightmareGanon Your right im atheist myself and yeah if jesus was alive to see what his teachings ahve become I think he would be extremely disapointed. But hey people prefer to follow a church.

  • @NightmareGanon btw there was no fuckin Jesus Christ, the bible is a work of fiction, probably still beleive in santa and the fuckin tooth fairy dont ya....

  • @theevindave Ah, the militant atheist: a specimen just as annoying as the fundamental *anything*. You give atheists a bad name, so go read a bit more, improve your grammar, stop using unnecessary acronyms, and learn that the world is not gonna end if people do not agree with you.

  • @NightmareGanon ok supreme intelligent being, what can I read that'll prove JC's existence ? i can read a little, even modern stuff like text speak acronyms, and how dare you assume I beleive the world will end if people don't agrree with me, whats your problem....need a girlfriend? need a little flagellation?

  • @NightmareGanon "Ah, the militant atheist; a speicment just as annoying as a fundamental *anything*.."

    Couldn't agree with that more. 

  • @NightmareGanon He is right about the Bible. As for Jesus, it is still questionable whether he lived, there is evidene for both cases. But at any rate, Jesus` possible life is trivialized by the fact that there were literally 1000`s of other people like him (Messiah`s), some of which had the exact same claims he had.

  • @BillHicks420 Finally someone as educated as me, I have been telling people about the fact that jesus may or not have existed since his name was never recorded until sixty to one hundred years after he supposedly lived, and yet others that could easily have filled the Messiah profile did exist and were written down in logs and other diaries of the time, I truly believe that jesus and christianity are the biggest hoaxes ever pulled on humanity.

  • @oldspice748 Well yeah, they are. Christianity itself is built entirely on a cult that originated from a mesopotamian relgion. Yahweh was only one of many Gods, but he was considered the "best of them", by some. This cult spread, and a King was a member of this cult; he censored and edited the Bible. The whole religion is false. If they worship Yahweh, they should also worship Baal. SAME RELIGION. They should teach this shit in history class, you`d think it would be important :)

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  • @NightmareGanon "Theist agnostic?"  That's a bit Python, isn't it?

  • @Wanderlustus You are spot on.

  • @oldspice748 Cheers to you too.

  • @NightmareGanon

    who cares what the fuck you are,motherfucker?!

  • @xolllllix 30 people, at least. Maybe more, considering the thumbs down and the votes those negated. And also, apparently, you, as you considered a comment regarding my comment to be a good addition to the overall discussion.

  • im not into relgin but jesus was a person at one point not a holy man but he was the first social anarchest they killed him because he told the rich to care about the poor like the song said WHATS CHANGED TODAY

  • Long Live Jello Biafra!!!!

  • man, these lyrics mean more now than ever.

  • thanks foe the lyrics

  • Jesus was a terrorist Enemy of the state That's what the romans labeled him So he was put to death He died for his beliefs What's changed today? Today bible-thumping cannibals Reap money from his name Buy cable networks & power With old ladies' checks If jesus saw pat robertson What do you think he'd say?
  • Tax-free they re-write our laws And sick 'em on you Women don't control their bodies TV preachers do Censor everything from bathing suits To science books From the schoolroom to the bedroom They want our thoughts - or else They treat us like the romans Used to treat the christians Even some church going folks are scared
  • Modern catacombs of fear Built with money, power and threats Rock'n'roll is labeled porn Sell a record, you're under arrest Instead of fighting aids They try to stop us having sex They brag that they won't quit Till they take dominion over our lives Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat Believe what you want But we'll fight to keep Out heads from being cemented in your sand.
  • Biafra was again way ahead of his time.

    "Is freedom of speech such a terorist act ?"

    Thanks to the "Patriot" act we are all terrorists now - welcome to the 4th Reich.

  • No, sadly, nothing's changed since this was "current"... Ahead of his time he wasn't. AWARE of his time, he was.

  • Fucking awsome! 5/5

  • Jesus was a terrorist and so was andrew jackson and martin luther king and gandhi and the lady selling organic berries from her farm. they all are terrorists...don't mind the man behind the curtain!!!

  • jesus is the bigest terrorist thou.