The Picard Manouever

[swineandpearl]

Eye sey as lawng as yoo understand watt is being ritten, who gives a wrats arse how its spelt

[SupernalOne]

"you have the bridge! -- no. 1" Sounds like he's explaining where he's going

[mrlogicalman1]

they could have made this show so much better than the junior cast wanting episodes to themselves the bastards like kirk the turd and his crew wanted

[MissGrapeNehi]

"Not good enough, damn it, NOT good enough!"

xD Picard is full of classic lines.

[MrLayThatPipe]

Should be a entire video about picard tucking down his shirt lol

[MrLayThatPipe]

what episode is at 2:00 ?

[givebeesachance]

@MrLayThatPipe

Yesterday's Enterprise

[MrLayThatPipe]

@givebeesachance thanks

[ryank8843]

can you activate the right speaker please, its very annoying

[WilhelmZollern]

0:06 In what episode is Picard, er, turned into a child?

[albinoclone]

@WilhelmZollern Rascals

[brightlyiburn]

@WilhelmZollern season 6 "Rascals"

[074emmy17]

This is a wonderful colection of awesome Picard moment. Im happy

[baillou2]

I need to take a number 2. Number 1, you have the bridge.

[allanonmage]

What is this place?

[xbox644]

1:31

- What does it mean anyway? Arrogant son of a...

- Let's talk about later shall we?

[zezozose]

Data, you're giving me a migraine.

[KevanB]

No. 1, the bridge, such as it is, is yours. Only Picard....

[katyponyforever]

2:21, what episode is that? :)

[ForceMaximus84]

@katyponyforever I think that's "Evolution", the first episode of Season 3.

[sserpent21]

1:58 Epic facepalm. Make it so.

[smashupdriver]

what the ...hell!!

[cargoDROID]

brilliant

[racerjsf]

numba one this numba one that numba one just suck my dick...oh and you have the bridge...

[UndyingHunter1]

still doent beat the Adama Maneuver

[momlvs1985]

CAPTAIN BETHANY AGANA IS BUILDER STAR TREK DR WHO U.S.S. ENTERPRISE@.w.w.W.W.

[vengefulnoob]

1:08 ITS A FAKE!

[TheLastBlueApple]

Haha funny stuff

[FetidToecheese]

hmm a random series of Picard outtakes with comments on punctuation... Next!

[zee339]

FOR GOD SAKES WHAT IS THIS PLACE!!

[mahdogzbite]

Fuck all of you who keep correcting each other's spelling like any of you haven't made a typo in your lives... just enjoy this nice video.

[QueenMAB418]

@mahdogzbite I am enjoying both the video and the different spellings of words through the ages- not typos, as English is constantly evolving. Why kibitz on this? There are no hard feelings here, just people comparing their ancestral spellings and learning thereby. :) What kind of dog do you have?

[janhammerrules]

Took lots of work! BRAVO!

[Bullfrog1983]

F'n engineering! 0:39

[RazFan11]

Captain Jean Luc Picard: TV's best censor

EX: 1:31 "What does that mean anyway, arrogant son of a -" "Let's talk about this later"

Or in The Naked Now

Data: "There was a young woman from Venus her body was shaped like a -" "PICARD TO SECURITY COME IN!!!"

[ANDREAILB]

Come cheer up my lads 'tis to glory we steer!

[mandy8888]

you may well be an american, and can choose to spell the english language any way you choose, however not being "an american" I choose to spell the english language with all it's historical quirks and foibles. I adore my double LLs in jewellery and traveller, and I couldn't live without my U in colour!

[ScreamingTamrin]

@mandy8888 Sir I salute you

[GulMiko]

@mandy8888 There's no apostrophe in the word "its" in the context that you uses it

[AWDracer]

@mandy8888 Lol :p

This became a page about English spellings?

[QueenMAB418]

@mandy8888 There are the classic British spellings, and having grown up an Army brat all over the world, most reading only Brit-lit, I find them easier to see/use and recognise (as opposed to recognize), and to _me_, more correct than the American versions. More power to you. :) Then there is L33T, 2.

Then of course there are the Welsh/Gaelic spellings, and the great 80's UK band Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark, too! :) Thank you for this Mandy8888, well done. Great video TYVM!

[st8pl8guy]

@mandy8888 "and I couldn't live without my U in colour!"

Commence dying. ;-)

[cyberianfirst]

@mandy8888

In that case, eat faeces and die. :-)

[77Fortran]

@mandy8888 Did you know, they used to write `co-ordinate' as `cördinate' ? :-o

[Keurosaur]

@mandy8888 Well said!

[GeneralKenobiSIYE]

@mandy8888 I hated always being corrected by my damn spell check on my word processor. I check my settings, it was set to "American" by default. As soon as I changed the settings to UK, it stopped correcting my or auto correcting as often. It still does, as I sometimes tend to drop a letter here or there. My mind races you see. I am American, but sometimes I cannot stand our way of spelling. It sucks when people try to correct me when it IS technically the correct way.

[givebeesachance]

@GeneralKenobiSIYE

If you are an American who adds 'u's to words then you are a twat. British pronunciation and spelling has evolved right along with American (from their common origin) and one is no more "technically correct" than the other.

[TheRhinehart86]

@GeneralKenobiSIYE Technically, American English is a recognised dialect of English distinct from other English dialects. Therefore if you speak American English its incorrect to use British spelling. I'm Australian and Australian English is also considered a seperate dialect.

[MINIHermanator]

@mandy8888 You are a Hero

god bless you

[azzy314159]

@mandy8888  Excellent. You speak for me.

[playnine999]

@mandy8888 You do realize that "it's" is wrong in your paragraph, right? It should be "its." That's not just choosing to spell it with a quirk or foible, but completely fucking up basic English grammar.

[xXFourthSurvivorXx]

classic misspelling of the word "maneuver"

[mandy8888]

While I concede I didn't quite get the spelling right, upon checking (which I should have done to start with - obviously), I choose "manoeuvre".

[xXFourthSurvivorXx]

@mandy8888 im an american, so we spell it "maneuver"

[stig781]

@xXFourthSurvivorXx 'Maneuver' must be another classic misspelling, as it's 'manoeuvre'

[eselpopo]

BTW: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHNNN!!!­!

[eselpopo]

0:09:

He says, he's still Jean Luc Picrad, and don't know how to say his own name correct?

[Steak3131]

In which episode is 1:29 ? The one where Picard is trying to negotitate something.

[oyrp70]

@Steak3131 it's "Ménage à Troi". He's trying to woo Lwaxana, or at least convince a Ferengi Daimon that he is. A roundly painful episode.

[sondano]

LOL whenever I hear him say "I'm not much of an actor" I know he lies

[Tw4tz0r]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[kellyberry]

NUMBER ONE I ORDER U TO TAKE A NUMBER2 ON DATAS HEAD

[Aetheilas]

The Picard Manouever is the epic facepalm.

[Jorgon01]

And another thing...did Picard ever call Riker by him name, or just "Number one?

[dynasty11211]

@Jorgon01

he did call him will in a more personal setting, but in a professional setting, probably not.

[MasterAdam100]

@Jorgon01-I'm pretty sure Riker says under his breath "Ya damn right I'm number one."

[Choefoe]

@Jorgon01 Like dynasty said in a more personal setting, it was the same with the docter, he called her Beverly in private moments, but on deck it can,t be all to friendly, then it got messy. Like "you,re my friend who are you to order me" no on deck he,s the captain;-)

[Lizfan2]

@Jorgon01 Picard called Riker by his first name a few times.

[tron81]

@Jorgon01 yes. Sometimes he called him by his first name Will. A few times he called him by his rank Commander.

[Jorgon01]

The reason he kept tugging his shirt down was that it didn't quite fit him, so when he sat down it would scrunch up.

[AMVlurver]

Picard Facepalm FTW! :D

[thadea]

1:57 will lead to the continuation of exploratory studies in the field of facepalm

[thadea]

What is this place?

[chaplan76]

So many shirt tucks...

[jxie93]

i thought this was the proper maneuvre D:

[PTFAbedeh]

THERE ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS!!!!

[thadea]

darmok and jalad?

[LetsBurnGoats]

Tanagra!

[Treemeadow]

Shaka, when the wall fell :(

[Choefoe]

@Treemeadow Good one;-)

[sefros]

thats right I remeber the maneuver now

anybody know what episode that was?

[duderanch18237]

Season 1: The Battle

[danbison]

@sefros It was also an inside joke with the cast and crew. When Patrick Stewart would adjust his uniform shirt that also became known as the "Picard Maneuver"

[MuEpsilonGamma]

Is that Data choking Picard?? What episode is that??

[riala4]

Power Play...where the disembodied prisoner spirits possessed Data, Troi and O'Brien and took Ten Forward hostage

[sefros]

what was the real Picard maneuver?

im trying to remember and I can only remember the Riker maneuver.

[mcc99]

The Picard Maneuver was when a ship goes into warp for a fraction of a second heading toward an enemy ship. When the ship comes out of warp it then fires on the enemy ship. For a split second the ship that went into warp looks like it is in 2 places at once and confuses the enemy ship's computers so that it cannot coordinate a defense against the maneuver. The thing is that the ship executing the move must already be very close to the other ship or else the other ship won't fall for it.

[thadea]

It's the one he tries to get into counselor troy's pants

[LovedWife1]

The Picard manuever (pulls down shirt).

[FinalFreek]

0.08 what the devil? what episode is that?

[lenarends]

Transporter accident ... transporter resets the DNA of several crew members to the advent of adolescence, including El Capitan, obviously.

[cutter23]

The episdoe's name is "Rascals". Picard, Guinan, Roe, and Keiko were in a transporter accident that made them kids.

[Choefoe]

@cutter23 Loved that one ,very funny and good timing too;-)

[keefermann]

Time is part of the fundamental structure of the universe, a dimension in which events occur in sequence. Time is not a "container" that events and objects move through, nor to any entity that "flows", but that it is instead part of a fundamental intellectual structure within which humans sequence and compare events.

[journey2blackhole]

hmm.... I wonder what time is it XD

[Xanisi]

There is no time. Only change of subject A relative to change of subject B using an agreed upon method of messure.

[DriwerStick]

There is time. Time does exist and is real. If you make a reference to the technic us, human, uses to measure time, which is the planet going around the sun, then that is not the time. Its only a way to measure it. Time is and will always been. We only uses the suns and the motion of our planet as a reference to be able to imagine the universe and the time it was and as been.

[seraphale]

Number 1. NUMBER 1! Number 1, the Bridge, lol.

P.S. This is about the coolest page of comments that I've seen on YouTube yet. <3

[damanhl]

hard to find a video on youtube with crappier sound AND video.

[thadea]

excellent tea...

double facepalm 1:58

[cheesedoctor1313]

ha ha,

he keeps pulling his shirt down, even as a kid.

[ParadoxPyralvex]

everyone does, actually.

[CatAtomic99]

Yeah, that's the Picard Maneuver.

[CDPT10]

You have the brigde, number one!

[UnanimousDelivers]

silent video is silent

[Slimer2x3]

kid-what does that mean anyway? Arrogant son of a--

Picard-lets talk about that later, shall we?

[csrtitus]

Our destination is elsewhere. lmao!!

[georgenoory]

Picard is the man

[Unclevertitle]

*Looking around the Youtube page*

Picard: "What the devil am I doing here?"

[thegoodgeneral]

Ahahahaha!!

[eeektavius]

Picard is a damned stud. I feel inadequate

[BoredChick]

i bought a vest recently. i now constantly catch myself doing the picard menuever.

[luckytwentyseven]

i can't get over how fucking Troi is. NERD BONER.

[FarrenfollowsBen]

oh there is so much sexual tension on the enterprise! i've always wanted to be diana cause Riker just so damn sexy. i even dressed up as diana for halloween one year. :P

[1RationalSkeptic]

You would also have the option of Worf which would also be interesting if you're into rough intimacy. ;)

[FarrenfollowsBen]

wow only people who know me well would tell me that. rough sex is indeed my cup of tea and i would imagine sex with a klingon to be very satisfying.

hmmm rationalskeptic, eh? not surprising on a star trek vid. ;)

[1RationalSkeptic]

Great minds think alike, no?

[FarrenfollowsBen]

so fucking true. i didn't believe that more until I saw the movie Religulous (when i realized that i;ve been an atheist all my life)....and also when i found the atheist community here on youtube. ^^ There are so many great people here who think my me (us).

[FarrenfollowsBen]

*like me (us).

[firefly2000]

Your Funny , let me tell you a story . The earth is going around the sun about 67,000 miles per hour , at the same time the earth is spinning at about 1000 miles per hour on an Axis where at the same time all this is taking place the moon is about 238855 miles away and also spinning at about 1038 mph , now with all that going on we have the sun thats just far enough away not to fry us at 93 million miles . What am I trying to say , just that it's perfect , how did it get so perfect ??

[FarrenfollowsBen]

Nice story, but the ending sucked.

oh and just to answer your question: ...certainly not by some magical sky daddy up above!

[firefly2000]

That is just a tiny part of it all,but it's funny how much you or anyone else on this planet talks to God and you don't even know it, like for example why is it when someone is throwing up after they been drinking to much they pray to God , Oh God help me, Oh Lord , oh God not again ....Funny how that works .....lol

[Choefoe]

Oh god I,m coming ;-) for example ;-)

[Choefoe]

Just a word in those cases, not a calling for a higher being, unless you mean it that way, I don,t , but you can, be my guest ;-)

[FarrenfollowsBen]

figure of speech

[Choefoe]

It,s far from perfect, that,s why we need an extra day in february every 4 years, if we would not do that we and up in the snow in july etc ;-) the earth is a living planet , cuases earthquake, vulcan eruption ,all power from the planet itself ;-)

[firefly2000]

Your right it is a living and that is a good thing , I would hate to see what would happen if it all stopped and this planet died ??

[subjectivelyperfect]

Your funny , let me tell you a story. The universe only has 0.0000000000000000000000000001­% of it's volume that is inhabitable by humans. What I am trying to say , just that it's perfectly suited to everything except humans, how did it get so?

[cyborgtroy]

You know, there's a valley in my backyard that always has a puddle in it when it rains.

How did that valley form perfectly so that a puddle the EXACT shape of the valley would ALWAYS form in it?

>:3

[firefly2000]

See we (you) see things as time , 365 days in a year so forth and so on ,but if the Earth never moved around the sun would there still be time ??See that's the catch... people look at Time as always being there and always will be ,but there had to be at some point, no time , so when GOD build this or that in 7 days , was it days by our time or GOD's time? So yes your little puddle formed over time , Earth Time that is

[cyborgtroy]

Of course there would be time. The Sun is going through nuclear decay over time, isn't it?

I think we can assume that time is independent of any physical motion.

[firefly2000]

Sure there is time ,just like our own bodies know what time of day it is without a clock around,but can we also say that nothing came from nothing and if so then Time was also created at that same "Time" as everything else ,but before there was nothing,like life as we know it today then we can assume there was no time ??

[Zanarky]

Just because we started measuring time does not meet it suddenly came into existence at that point. To think that would mean that everyone was just flying around weightless until gravity was discovered.

Whether we measure time or not, it still occurs. Humanity has nothing to do with it. If the universe were a beach, we are an insignficant grain of sand.

[Herbarius]

Why does that surprise you to begin with?

[cyborgtroy]

It's a joke called Puddle Logic.

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

Picard seems not to know what is going on, perhaps that is why Data is always nearby. lol

[23v0lv32]

lol@ the sweater tugs and that EPIC DOULBE FACEPLAM @ 2:00.

superb

[GUAlliance]

LOL love it.. Always have.. They should make a new Star Trek with me as Picards daughter :) Captain Skevi to the rescue

[AlinaChan]

LOL

[thadea]

Where the hell are we...

number one, number one...NUMBER ONE!!!

[nolafan790]

(ship blows up) "Excellent Tea." LOL

[MurasakiYugata]

"It's a theoretical! It's a hypothetical! It's REAL!"

...Did that make more sense in the context of the episode?

[des3iny]

He said "It's _not_ theoretical! It's _not_ hypothetical! It's REAL!!"

[MurasakiYugata]

Oh...that makes significantly more sense! Thanks! :)

[HuntSmacker]

Not doing enough damnit not good enough! :D

[fredreek]

Hah.*Shrugs* Shields up.

[eagle219406]

Pretty good but you forgot, "Make it So," and, "Engage."

[MurasakiYugata]

Yeah, he's badass. :)

[Kitameru]

1:58 is so awesome. *facepalm*

[katey1dog]

2:00 Classic facepalm. Doubled even.

[amentothatt]

when did the movie come out

[nikbookworm]

what does it mean anyway: arrogant son of a... lol

[Taramriel]

Severe amnesia, Picard is a genius by overcoming it!

[snuffle1]

Our destiny is ELSEWHERE.

[GaMEChld]

Ah, good times

[Venaloid]

agreed. Nicely done. I miss TNG.

[darnitalltohell]

"what is this place?" and "where the hell are we?" are questions you'd probably ask a lot when you're on an exploration ship.

anyway, Picard is awesome.

[TheEggyThing]

Probably more often than any other questions.

[spookrockcity]

best fuckin captain i ever saw

[khalifbih]

I agree!!

[AriesTRam]

Picard is the man! Of course, the Picard Maneuver has two meanings: a tactic he used to destroy an attacking ship, and the various shots of him pulling down his uniform shirt!

[OttoTorrens]

That Unitard rides up.

[Asperger1993]

Nice. He does straighten his shirt too much. One of the worst things is, when he is possessed by an alien n the one with the drinking song, he still straightened his shirt. It ruined the characterization.

[Tjalys]

Actually I think he was just replaced by an alien. And a pretty clever one too. I mean, if he didn't pull down his shirt it would have been a dead giveaway that he wasn't Picard.

[Unclevertitle]

"Do you know what you're doing?"

"No. Release him. Why? I haven't a clue."

[mickymackatack]

where the hell are we no. 1.. lol awesome

[sorcerio]

that was great! needed a couple of "make it so"s and "engages". now do a riker montage with tons of shields ups and red alerts!

[bopomofo]

Number One, I order you to take a Number Two.

[starfleet359]

"What is this place" "What is this place" lol

[Mtanic]

Oh my... I just watched today the first episode of season 3, where he says "Number one... the bidge... such as it is... is yours"... Patrick is just the best Captain Stark Trek ever had. Though I love BSG, I don't think Adama is nearly as good as Picard. And I am a geek for watching the show again on DVD... :D:D:D

[hiphopisntacrime]

this guys an AWESOME actor

[hiphopisntacrime]

what a pimp

[Rohan2300]

whats that last episode? the one where the captain gives a mug to the klingon lady saying "excellent tea" ? gonna have to look that one up, looks like a funny one

[JNilsson1976]

Its redemtion... part 1 i think

[kuribo1]

True "Tea Earl Grey Hot" actually needed to be in there as well. Fantastic Captain, the only other Sci Fi captains that even come close are Sisko and Adama.