Whenever I see him on the side lines yelling I would like to imagine what I wish he was actually saying...
"YOU WANT ME ON THAT COURT, YOU NEED ME ON THAT COURT, WE USE WORDS LIKE KOBE, LAKER... AND LOYALTY! WE USE THESES AS THE BACKBONE OF A SEASON WORTH DEFENDING SOMETHING!"
Karl Koch, Tron, Martina Pflock, Heiner Gehring, Kirsten Heisig, Bernd Seiffert Fritz Bauer (prosecutor of the Frankfurt Auschwitz processes), Jürgen Möllemann, Uwe Barschel and my brother Markus Bott.
These authors, human rights and internet activists have been murdered by the German BND, the renamed GESTAPO. If my homepage disappears, the BND will have assassinated me too.
BND snitchers are thumbing me down. Thumbs up if you want the German BND to stop systematic torture and assassination.
JackNicholsonOnline0 I am an amazing 5'9 black dude and I can easily dunk on 11 foot rims. Anyone can do it, just use the right training program. I used the 1 over at 50 inch vertical (dot) com but just about any training plan is good if they work that is... lol
true celebrity laker fan.. not like the rest of the frauds that can afford to pay the thousands just to be seen at the laker game.. jack is at every single game.. how many celebrities show up when the lakers are playing the Bobcats, wolves?? but how many show up when they play the Cavs, Celtics?
the man films his movies around the lakers home schedule bc he hates missing games. and i love how he sits courtside but when the cheerleaders come out, he uses binoculars, like hes in the nosebleed seats. jack is the man.
JackNicholsonOnline0, is 5 7, white and can dunk. Wtf you mean white guys can t jump? It s (just|simply|all)# about the training people do to get their jump to be high enough to dunk. For me, I personally used the training workout over at | 50 inch vertical [dot] com |
yo JackNicholsonOnline0, I am trying to boost my jumping ability by doing the training system over at (50 inch vertical [dot] com) - and so far got like over 8-9 inches so far but I am still a a little off from dunking on the rim It s only my third week thus far, any advices?
Sup JackNicholsonOnline0, if you {want|would like|wish|really want} to develop in basketball, you should start {following|sticking with} #RANDSETa {real|actual|genuine|authentic|serious|proper|legit} # workout course. I used the famous training system over at 50inch vertical[dot]com. I didn t even tell this to my high school teammates yet lol
JackNicholsonOnline0 but if I, have the ability to dunk, then even you can. I m simply 5'8 no joke! Simply follow a real course like the one over at (50 inch vertical [dot] com), it will maximize your jump/rebounding and your first step in basketball.
JackNicholsonOnline0 sweet, reminds me of me in college - ha. I'm 5 7 and I can dunk. I used the real nba workout that real nba players use. If you want more info about the program, check out - | 50 inch vertical [dot] com |
So my varsity teammate JackNicholsonOnline0 finally told me how he started dunking, he s shorter than me, he s only 5 6 but leaps over 8 inches taller! So he followed the workout over at 50 inch vertical (dot) com and gained over 16 inches in his vertical jump!
He lives off of the famous Mulholland Dr, (Where James Dean) got killed. (Semi W. LA), in the hills. He has been their since the early 70's, and Marlon Brando was his neighbor for years. Back 20yrs or so ago, I knew a couple of girls that would party with him at his house. I read a book on him awhile back, and the dudes a stand up guy!
@bcsk8ter You are right, and my guess is that I came home with a buzz, got on the computer, and used parenthesis in an inappropriate manner. My English teacher would be pissed right now! She taught me better than that.
When the Lakers play the Magic in Game 3 of the Finals, I'll be there dressed like Jack with signs that read, "This is AS GOOD AS IT GETS!" "JACK, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" and "WELCOME TO ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST!"
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Jack Nicholson one of the more talented leading men of his time I will allow for.
His income, and that of the ballplayers he idolizes, I would be happy to boycott both for 3 years if I thought enough others would
Can someone out there join me in not wanting to give one more ovation to these people who make more in one minute than many in the world do in a year, I understand Hollyweird sometimes helps the poor, they damn well should.
Get him workin a 90 hour week to get by, no Laker time.
Jack you along with all the other Celebrities are fuckin losers! Dyan Cannon, Sly Stallone, Justin Timberlake, David Beckham whatever Antonio Sabato Jr. you can all go shove it up your arze!
I'd like to go up to boston with Jack to see games 1 and 2, but i don't think i can. They'd probably arrest my ass for leaving the state so suddenly...
And then they threw the cake away
ItsTheFur 1 week ago
Jack Nicholson is the most awesome sports fan ever!
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MiLeS123809 3 months ago
Jack rocks!!
partygirl209 6 months ago
He's the man
mewsao 8 months ago
I want to see the score at the end :(
alnes32 8 months ago
1 person didn't fly over the cuckoos nest
quebecdangerous 8 months ago
he fucked cake
DZG 9 months ago
Yay! Jack and I have the same bday. who woudn't want the same bday as Jack...lol. I bet he is so fun to be around.
TheClassychick1987 9 months ago
whos jack???
sexa19 9 months ago
That cake looks so awesome!!! haha
daddychon 9 months ago
JACK IS THE BEST LAKER MASCOT
LosAngelesIzTheBest 10 months ago
im wondering if ever fuck the lakers cheerleaders
dilan4me 10 months ago
he missed kobe's 81 point game. LOL
BlueJellyzhn 10 months ago
evrybodys got someplace...
jutubaeh 11 months ago
Love that Joker!
mmmmmmmmmm9999 1 year ago 2
Whenever I see him on the side lines yelling I would like to imagine what I wish he was actually saying...
"YOU WANT ME ON THAT COURT, YOU NEED ME ON THAT COURT, WE USE WORDS LIKE KOBE, LAKER... AND LOYALTY! WE USE THESES AS THE BACKBONE OF A SEASON WORTH DEFENDING SOMETHING!"
Orangebike666 1 year ago 4
@Orangebike666 Great freaking post LOL
bleacherbum102 1 year ago
@bleacherbum102 most people don't get it lol
Orangebike666 1 year ago
@Orangebike666 Most people only pretend to being movie junkies... I sir do not hahaha
bleacherbum102 1 year ago
@Orangebike666 hahahaha
rompesucasa 1 year ago
Karl Koch, Tron, Martina Pflock, Heiner Gehring, Kirsten Heisig, Bernd Seiffert Fritz Bauer (prosecutor of the Frankfurt Auschwitz processes), Jürgen Möllemann, Uwe Barschel and my brother Markus Bott.
These authors, human rights and internet activists have been murdered by the German BND, the renamed GESTAPO. If my homepage disappears, the BND will have assassinated me too.
BND snitchers are thumbing me down. Thumbs up if you want the German BND to stop systematic torture and assassination.
wwwtotalitaerde 1 year ago
I never get tired of seeing Jack courtside. He's the only celebrity Lakers fan that's a true fan and not just there for tv.
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
someone gives this guy a ring!
s10fisto01 1 year ago
JackNicholsonOnline0 I am an amazing 5'9 black dude and I can easily dunk on 11 foot rims. Anyone can do it, just use the right training program. I used the 1 over at 50 inch vertical (dot) com but just about any training plan is good if they work that is... lol
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barrysanchez30 1 year ago
JACK RULES
mdbone39 1 year ago
Seriously does Jack ever NOT where his sunglasses everywhere he goes?
LordMalice6d9 1 year ago
they should make a special seat for his ass
krizm 1 year ago
Lol, he got loads on himself!
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TheMissionHollywood 1 year ago
true celebrity laker fan.. not like the rest of the frauds that can afford to pay the thousands just to be seen at the laker game.. jack is at every single game.. how many celebrities show up when the lakers are playing the Bobcats, wolves?? but how many show up when they play the Cavs, Celtics?
five4allday 1 year ago
70th Anniversary...?? Of being alive? lol
jcgamer107 1 year ago
the man films his movies around the lakers home schedule bc he hates missing games. and i love how he sits courtside but when the cheerleaders come out, he uses binoculars, like hes in the nosebleed seats. jack is the man.
KingKong317 1 year ago
I bet he banged those cheerleaders at half time. I hate the lakers, but they have got the best fan. what a legend.
jamesjonesrocket 1 year ago 2
When he dies, they should just leave his courtside seat empty forever.
hothotheat3000 1 year ago 45
@hothotheat3000 agreeed lol
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alanwade0386 1 year ago
april22nd happy birthday jack! your the man
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JackNicholsonOnline0, is 5 7, white and can dunk. Wtf you mean white guys can t jump? It s (just|simply|all)# about the training people do to get their jump to be high enough to dunk. For me, I personally used the training workout over at | 50 inch vertical [dot] com |
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yo JackNicholsonOnline0, I am trying to boost my jumping ability by doing the training system over at (50 inch vertical [dot] com) - and so far got like over 8-9 inches so far but I am still a a little off from dunking on the rim It s only my third week thus far, any advices?
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Sup JackNicholsonOnline0, if you {want|would like|wish|really want} to develop in basketball, you should start {following|sticking with} #RANDSETa {real|actual|genuine|authentic|serious|proper|legit} # workout course. I used the famous training system over at 50inch vertical[dot]com. I didn t even tell this to my high school teammates yet lol
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JackNicholsonOnline0 but if I, have the ability to dunk, then even you can. I m simply 5'8 no joke! Simply follow a real course like the one over at (50 inch vertical [dot] com), it will maximize your jump/rebounding and your first step in basketball.
Jack Nicholson LA Lakers Birthday Cake
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JackNicholsonOnline0 sweet, reminds me of me in college - ha. I'm 5 7 and I can dunk. I used the real nba workout that real nba players use. If you want more info about the program, check out - | 50 inch vertical [dot] com |
Jack Nicholson LA Lakers Birthday Cake
ricktoro9993 1 year ago
Nicholson should be the official Laker mascot.
Huesos138 1 year ago
@Huesos138 Hell thats what I also thought!
wickedmoonshine 1 year ago
So my varsity teammate JackNicholsonOnline0 finally told me how he started dunking, he s shorter than me, he s only 5 6 but leaps over 8 inches taller! So he followed the workout over at 50 inch vertical (dot) com and gained over 16 inches in his vertical jump!
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francisglo900 1 year ago
This is why nobody wants to be Batman anymore. Being The Joker is just too much fun!
arrestedeveloper 2 years ago 2
hi is the # 1 laker fan!!!
cutemode05 2 years ago
HEEEEEEERE´S JOHNNY!!!!
kieffelstein 2 years ago 4
where jack live somewhere in california?
backupboy777 2 years ago
obviously....but hes probably got houses allover the fuckin world
kjv2286 2 years ago 2
He lives off of the famous Mulholland Dr, (Where James Dean) got killed. (Semi W. LA), in the hills. He has been their since the early 70's, and Marlon Brando was his neighbor for years. Back 20yrs or so ago, I knew a couple of girls that would party with him at his house. I read a book on him awhile back, and the dudes a stand up guy!
cowboysfan782008 2 years ago
thats the stupidest thing ive ever seen why would you put where james dean in parentheses?
bcsk8ter 2 years ago
@bcsk8ter You are right, and my guess is that I came home with a buzz, got on the computer, and used parenthesis in an inappropriate manner. My English teacher would be pissed right now! She taught me better than that.
cowboysfan782008 2 years ago
@cowboysfan782008
haha its cool im not no teacher or anything i just read your comment and was like wtf? lol
bcsk8ter 2 years ago
He aint mexican?!?
Mahavishnu80 2 years ago
Somebody Can tell me The name of The Blonde Laker Girl???
Thankx.
ErickReyKing91 2 years ago
He could be the coach of lakers. he must go to every game.
kevin858p 2 years ago 3
Lakers hooligans rule
Tochskotchsmochkoch 2 years ago
When the Lakers play the Magic in Game 3 of the Finals, I'll be there dressed like Jack with signs that read, "This is AS GOOD AS IT GETS!" "JACK, YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" and "WELCOME TO ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST!"
vccstudents 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure he would find that absolutely obnoxious. But uh... good luck with that.
kennygomien 2 years ago 3
I'll steal his balloons!
vccstudents 2 years ago
Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those things!
Bob, Gun.
Bens39 2 years ago
I would love if Jack took a shot at hlaf time or something like that. That'd be freakin' awesome!!!!!
keonewstuff 2 years ago
Make Jack an honorary Laker.
MishuTaste 2 years ago 5
Always sporting the shades at the Laker games.
reivenlocke 2 years ago
since 1970!
antiiraqwar 2 years ago
lol, I'm a Celtic's fan but Jack is still cool for me :P
arenaskies 2 years ago 2
jack doesnt get girls coz hes just a movie star he get them coz hes JACK NICHOLSON.
hes the coolest motherfucker around even in his 70s
amalmavani 2 years ago 21
id like to get pussy from these laker girls.
slayyyyn 2 years ago 2
upsssssss por el beso valio la pena
williamsland 2 years ago
he is the lakers' mascot
kevinl9391 2 years ago 3
He's part of the team
HighRollerz 2 years ago
they should retire the number 69 in honor of Jack Nicholson and his many years for getting pussy...ohh yeah and for being a local Laker fan.
chrisastoyan 2 years ago 2
i love it how he can pull when he wants too
o well, you wouldnt say no would you
bloodheart06 2 years ago
Jack is a pimp. he been gettin pussy for yearss
RileyEsco14 2 years ago 9
yeah thats becuase he's a fuckin movie star
tdevil101 2 years ago
#1 Laker fan for life Jack Nicholson
DonCorleone87 3 years ago 2
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Jack Nicholson one of the more talented leading men of his time I will allow for.
His income, and that of the ballplayers he idolizes, I would be happy to boycott both for 3 years if I thought enough others would
Can someone out there join me in not wanting to give one more ovation to these people who make more in one minute than many in the world do in a year, I understand Hollyweird sometimes helps the poor, they damn well should.
Get him workin a 90 hour week to get by, no Laker time.
tullist 3 years ago
ur one fuckin miserable peace of shit!
4635703 2 years ago
fuck you pansy. dont be jealous jack gets more PUSSY and MONEY in a year than you
thefilsonator 2 years ago 4
you know jack fucked both of them after the game
crockett007 3 years ago 11
the lakes should retire his jersey
LakerHypeMan 3 years ago 5
what number? LOL
greenmatrix151023387 2 years ago
I WAS THERE! YAY!
XjeraldX 3 years ago 2
Jack!!! He must have gotten a blowjob from those two. =] lol jk
jektopi 3 years ago 17
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Jack you along with all the other Celebrities are fuckin losers! Dyan Cannon, Sly Stallone, Justin Timberlake, David Beckham whatever Antonio Sabato Jr. you can all go shove it up your arze!
milton456 3 years ago
Jack is the coolest cat ever along whith Hef. Man, those two guys have had some USDA Prime A grade pussy over the year's.
slicked25 3 years ago 67
@slicked25 Well said.
GalvaWalken8 1 year ago
@slicked25 Cat ??? you mean that he's an animal ?? Shame on you .
serbija89634 5 months ago
Ha, yeah, go Jack! Lakers 2008!
I'd like to go up to boston with Jack to see games 1 and 2, but i don't think i can. They'd probably arrest my ass for leaving the state so suddenly...
philipspector 3 years ago 2
IMBA Jack!
fiersieben 3 years ago
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can't wait to see this monkey get hit with a stray ball & knock his sunglasses off of his monkey face...
especially when the spurs are kickin' L.A.'s ass!
toyznstuff 3 years ago
u guys just lost son!!
lauasa 3 years ago 8
lol. iwanna see you talk shit now! 4-1 Loser!
jektopi 3 years ago
toyznstuff, the San Antonio Sperms are the dirtiest guys in the league
FullmetalLakers824 2 years ago
The only celebrity thats a true Laker fan...And Dyan Cannon.
prt61370 3 years ago 8
He's at every Lakers game, even when they hit the road. Biggest fan around!!
staphinfection 3 years ago 59
@staphinfection He's got the season ticket at Staples Center for 25 years...
louis18th 11 months ago
Old ugly Jack took those two babes back to his hotel that night and fucked them both silly! Believe it. He's the man!!
danelectroman70 3 years ago 9
hahaha
godamnit 3 years ago
gotta love jack !
selam57 3 years ago 6
The greatest Lakers fan of all time!
Freepablo 3 years ago 9
gotta love jack.. one of the best laker fans around
lwd8ball 4 years ago 11
lol.
utubesucks2003 4 years ago 3