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  • Hi , I'm a prop trader based in Milan . I work for a little company . I don't care about your conversations , your nights and your women :) I just want to know this : are we going to get 450 S&P500 for November ?

    I think so .

    bye

    looking forward for your answer !

  • Add to that, we didn't study harder" than you but true entrepreneurs make moves on their own You on the other hand BEG for a bigger raise, for more hours.we pity your type we look at you maybe 50 k (lets be honest) as just another labor cost. so get used to it...bottom line is that your totally worthless unless i need you to do my audit

  • Oh and by the way if everybody could do it everybody would do it. All you chumps who struggle making 40k a year should stop being jealous. Its not like these guys magically ended up making 100k+ a year out of college. Yes they are superior than you. Yes they are more successful than you. Yes they will have hotter women than you. Yes they will own a nicer house than you. Yes they will retire after 50 and live on the beach with millions to spare. Why? Because they worked harder than you to do it.

  • totally reject that statement....

    your point is that because these guys "worked" harder than us "chumps" they are going to get hotter p***y than us, nicer houses, WRONG on all accounts..bottom line is that I'm an entrepreneur who has had sustained some of the most sucessful restaurants in the Houston/Metro area for going on 35 years. My income dwarfs anything these d-bags and yourself self have ever made in 5 years

  • Some people are meant to be leaders others followers. I believe some people are destined for mediocrity and others for success. These guys aren't doing anything to hurt anybody they just need to feel superior. I dont see what is so wrong with that. They have worked hard to get into an ivy league school and the finance industry and deserve the sense of entitlement that comes along with it.

  • just admit that you and wilhelm are the two b***s on this video...and next time before you call someone a retard...make sure you can back up your facts..if you can cite one LEGIT(no chop-shop) BB firm paying their entry-level analysts and associate p**s 100k i got a bridge I will sell to you I went to UH, I'd say a WAYYY better school than any Ivy leaguer when it comes to energy trading..so quit acting like you aren't the guy at the Jiffy Lube..you e. coast oily hair cheap suiting wearing p**sy

  • Oh yeh and wilhem if that's you in the video and your "repping" yourself or your gay ass buddies...i want you to say that next time you post a comment...its a little weird having the actual people in the video or their "buddies" respond to random youtube comments....i mean if you want a donation or something just ask....im sure peeps would feel sorry for a "25 yr. old" dbag who just wasted hmm prob 7 yrs of his life in a worthless degree and a worthless entry level position...just ask next time

  • Guy, you sound like a complete moron. I am fairly sure you have NO idea how hard you have to work to even get noticed by a BB firm, fucking retard. As far as a "worthless entry level position" try 100K base 10K siigning and maybe 10-20% bonus 1 year out of school, oh whats that, you didnt go to school, shit, looks like Jiffy Lube for you buddy.

  • your not making 100 k base with 10-20% bonus

    BB guys yeh maybe in 07 even maybe early 08....but quit lying like a b***h

    The only guys I got respect for on Wall Street are the traders....you obviously are some "associate" or "analyst"....you do b***h work....you call NO shots....you in the past made some paper but don't try to make your job look like your banking....and the fact that you took time out to respond to my comments even clarifies you and kaiserwilhelm are the guys on this video

  • wilhem your a f*g.

    a. you actually took a youtube comment serious. therefore, your in my book a total dbag.

    b. you don't work for an investment bank, because there are no more "investment banks". If you work for a government subsidized bank holding institution say that...i banking is dead...been dead since BSC went down March 08.

    c. haters hate on people who they respect. You know d**n well that you ain't making decent cash flow, your degree was a waste of time, and your prob in massivedebt

  • haha you tell them Wilhelm!! hahahaha

    agreed though

  • wilhem sucks c**k...BL

    yeh these guys are all currently UNEMPLOYED with no real skills....and add to that they got this video running around....thats a b***h

  • If I saw these guys hanging off a cliff and asking me to save them..I would walk away.

  • how are you going to call me gay when I am only pointing out what a pathetic bunch of losers these douchebags are???

  • cause wilhelm still comes back to his videos and reads the comments!!!

    the guys obviously unemployed and mad at the world....who can blame them?

  • Those guys apparently got in big trouble. At least from what I read Rich a compulsive liar, worked in operations (at Merrill I believe), and got fired b/c of this. A few days after this was posted, he deleted his myspace acct b/c he was being harassed.

  • Douches. Too funny!

  • v fun video.... where do you guys trade? I am in the business too

  • Biggest Bunch of DouchBags I have ever seen in my entire life.... So so sad to see.. and they have no idea how ridiculous they really are....

  • "that"s how i roll "... epic fail

  • Mmm mmm. Douches, freshly made. You can smell the poo from your computer.

  • I would kick the shit out of all these clowns if they were lucky enough to be next to me. Losers ghosts "100%"

  • If you think I-banking, Trading is a ticket to get laid and live like the video posted above....stop watching right now and fuck off...

  • I hope they got laid off... What kinda shitty traders party 7nites a week....

  • no you dont

  • 30percent@

    Hey douche, are you even an I-Banker, Trader, or a Fund Manager yourself? If your not either, then STFU then.

  • i feel bad for these d-bags...they must be so insecure

  • trader? lol, rogue traders

  • if you're gonna get shitfaced, how else would you get to a club other than calling a cab?

  • big talk from a bigot with the name f@ck the gooks and has videos about cakes

  • haha i love how everyone is saying how they're out of work. Just because they aren't working on wall st doesnt mean they're out of work. Theyre way more skilled than you

  • Douchebaggz in da hizzouse! Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns crew represent!

    Now they're livin' it up in their parentizzle's spare bedrizzle and all up in the unemploymizzle lizzine! How much Grey Goose are you puttin' down now, scrotebagz?

  • making money, going out and buying bottles is anybody's right, and isn't dushbag behavior when done properly.....its the expressions they use, like "poppin bottles", "there's a lot of talent here right now", "we're gonna do it big" and that ridiculously cheesy little toast that nerd made in the beginning that make this group of guys total geeks...the comment about making money is a bit arrogant, but hey, at least he's got something going for him

  • cue the douchebagzzz y'allzzzz.

    the staind sheets o' wall streeet! a'ight!??

  • hey, can someone break it down for me how these guys are such d'bags (except for the opening)? I don't really see it... Maybe I'm blind or the only one here whose not jealous :P

  • I agree. How are they not different than any other group of guys going out on the town?

    Oh, I guess its because they got bottle service and were video recorded. What jerks!

  • know how to tell if you're a douchebag?

    Ans: You're a D'bag if you can't spot your own kind.

  • MODLES AND BOTTLES!

  • The whole world is the mess is is today because of fucking cowboys like this. Want want want, now now now. They are dreamers. Well boys, its game over now I'm sorry.

  • Cowboy? He's a fuckin d-bag.

    I work on wall st, I would slap anyone within a 4 block radius that reeked this badly of douche-baggery.

  • Ha, good to hear. I work in broking in Australia. Its tough out there at the moment man!!

  • What plastic posers, "that's how i roll" emulating monkeys, real nice!

  • This Youtube channel is for bubble-heads

  • Who the fuck stays at one place all night w/ one bottle and all those people drinking. You have to hit 3 spots if you don't find a chick at the 2nd and you have to buy 2 bottles at the first spot...fucking posers, he's not a trader, def an assistant trader filing my trade tickets...

  • I don't like LXTV, they just make people look like losers.

  • They don't make them look like losers, they are fuckin losers, probably just like you since you're so sympathetic to these seamen guzzlers.

  • I love that they're "ballers" and yet they take a cab to the "spot".

  • lol

  • Way to GO! Look at it this way. Wall street takes smart people. If they lose their jobs, they will just come and take YOUR job.

  • you're right, based on his ability to calculate ratios of males to females, this kid's a fucking genius.

  • hey u gay

  • it will , buddy i´m sure. let us say hello to the illuminati ;-)

  • I bet the pre-party starts with them rubbing testostrone cream on each other chests'..

  • this is the reason im doing finance. these guys are absolute legends!

  • if thats why youre doing finance you wont last a minute but that wont matter cause you wont have a job to start with

  • New money. no class. Douchebags.

  • I say we take off and nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • Boys wouldn't last a day in the real world.

  • I bet they all have small dicks.

  • faggots

  • bobbbbieeee  douchhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eee

  • People have sure been drinking their Haterade around here...

    Who cares if they're out partying. They're young, making more money than 99% of people their age, and want to have fun. Let them have it. Although I do agree they are kind of douchey...

  • Die. Please do the world a favor.

  • Dude reminds me of BJ Novak's character on The Office when he was a yuppy ass-clown living in New York.

  • now wonder the economy is f*cked.

  • This is actually the first part of a herpes documentary.

  • Those guys are like a bunch of CHICKS!!!!

  • what a bunch of douchenozzles

  • hahahahahaha!!! Do girls really like guys like this?

  • This is fucking pathetic.

    First off, these are ACTORS.

    Second, investment bankers, especially analysts and younger employees do not live anything like this. Working 80-100+ hours a week will allow you to go out maybe once a month, max.

    Stupid fucking media.

  • mate you know nothing about IB, clearly.

  • i got fired from lehman brothers and now suck dick for a living. click here to get ur dick sucked by lonely TRUCKERS

  • A few belvedere's and they think they're the snoop dogg of the IB industry.

    hahah ah let them have fun... I'm sure with the current Market climate they're all serving you fries at in and out.

  • I doubt it, they could have been short the market.. ya never know

  • i have a no morals and i sell mortgage-backed securities. if u dont repost this 10 times i will log on to e*trade tonight and make a mess of your markets

  • i have a no morals and i sell mortgage-backed securities. if u dont repost this 10 times i will log on to e*trade tonight and make a mess of your markets

  • The real ibankers I know don't have time for this sh!t.

  • you sound jealous buddy, I'm a trader and it's definitely not a walk in the park, until you master the craft.

  • These dicks look like actors to me. Real i-bankers would never do this shit on camera

  • LOL they deserve this lifestyle because they worked hard for a few years? The average American works hard, usually more than the mythical 40 hour week. Where are the blue collar workers BOTTLES N MODELS when their factories are shut down and sold off by these same Excel using nobodies? HMMMMM

  • HOMOS

  • Investment bankers deserve that after all the killer hours they put!

  • im white and rich!!!! FUCK U!!!

  • this fucking loser has a lisp

  • Im seriously thinking about trading as a career and going to school for Econ....if i eneded up like these guys id prolly kill myself. In all seriousness these guys are a joke. wow they make very low six figures...so does countless thousands of other brokers in a half black radius. If they owned the fucking club and the limp they rode to in it i would be like "ok maybe you have the creds to be a yuppy dick"...but they dont.the people there making rich are partying in their own mansions and yachts

  • curtmastor,

    Yeah but 23 year old I-Bankers and Trader are Pulling in $100,000-200,000+ versus how their same age 9 to 5 peers are only pulling in $20,000-39,000. Eventually when they get to their 40th B-Day, they will eventually pull a few million.

  • Lol. These guys almost certainly come from a middle class background and are all impressed with themselves for making more than their parents with $100-200K annual compensation.

  • I'not sure they can afford all that shit they ordered. They talk about money too much.

  • 1yakko1: totally agree with you. these guys worked their asses off in college years when these 9-5 people were busy busting each other's underpants. they totally deserve the lifestyle, and i'm saying this because i also wanna break into the industry and i know how much blood, sweat and tears it takes to get an undergrad degree in finance/ economics in 3years, and if they are having fun, all these jealous mugs start barking

  • econ is an easy degree. well, if you're smart it's an easy degree. if you can't handle techie stuff, you probably aren't very smart. you might do ok in econ because that's basically dumbed down techie math.

  • that's where you are wrong, friend. Econ is not an easy degree. Well , if you are smart, then even Rocket science should come easy. if it was that easy as you make it sound, everybody would have been an I banker. Getting a degree is easy but maintaining a strong GPA is hard, plus community service/job/ clubs and all that, I bankers put in 80+ hours a week in office. Micro and MAcro are easy, but beyong that, economics is super hard especially "Money and Banking" and further

  • i'm talking from my experience. if you can handle the level of math associated with a techie major, econ should be a breeze. i double major, and i definitely use econ classes to pad my gpa. lots of people who major in econ can't cut it in techie majors.

  • emperor0989,

    Hell yeah bro, i have been working my ass off as a second year in college and of course these guys deserve to live the life, enjoy fat paychecks, drive big bucks sportscars and so on.

  • Douchebags, douchebags, douchebags, tools...

    I guess I have highly different values than these dumbf*cks.

    Peace,

    PL

  • ...and this is the reason why Goldman Sachs doesn't hire morons like these guys, and makes profit.

  • People with money don't go out to party to these hip lounges on the weekends, they bring the party to their house.

  • Yea dudes claiming to be paid clown packing taxi cabs. That's stretching the New York dollar.

  • these guys will go broke in a few years... i don't think that buffett and soros joined such crap parties

  • lol lots of jealous people in here.

  • shame they didnt show the last 2 hours... it would haev really gone off.... "cough"

  • the average trader makes 80K a year, before bonus. relax guys. I would be more impressed by a quant or an independent trader.

  • These guys dont know how to party...

    I'm not even from NYC when I go there, I go to way hotter spots,  and I dont spend money to get service

    they are Johns

  • whats to be jealous here Lafunut and anonplanet?

    wallstreet is cleaning house if you haven't notice

  • hahaha anonplanet, ur rite

    but not just a whiff of jealousy, the stench of jealousy stings my nostrils

  • hahaha

    if you have guys like this running money on wallstreet it's no wonder USA Inc is going broke

  • I heard these guys work at Bear....

  • More like at Lehman, which is next...

  • lol. The only guys who'll still be partying like this six months from now will be the lucky fucks at Fort Knox. lol

  • Would be curious to know which downtown building ledges they'll each be jumping off of after the Dow tanks below 8,000. Best to 'short' tools like these, and look to prudence over the next 5 years, as we're entering the 2nd Great Depression in less than four score years....

  • The Dow's not touching 8...it might touch 10 if another big bank blows up...but that's about it junior...

  • At the rate and level of angst that the Fed is trying to salvage this charade, if the Dow touches 10 due to Lehman or someone else tanking, then what difference would it make, senior?

  • 10 to 8...that's about 20%, which I believe defines a crash...that's a pretty big difference.

  • Thanks for the math, but my question was more rhetorical. I.E. The pyschology on the Street would already be screwed - and a crash all but confirmed - were it to simply drop to 10,000.

  • You were wrong

  • Welcome to the year of Black Swans....

  • hahah thats the shit im struggling with right now. Im attracted to business becuase of the rush of trading. I grew up an athlete and dont really like lavish living so its really no the money just the rush of trading and making your clients rich. i love that. Its times liek these when i think "ehh , maybe majoring in philosiphy then law school would be a safer bet." but ever since i saw Boiler Room, i thought this was such a cool job if done ethicly.

  • Curt, let me employ a sports analogy for what might happen over the next couple of years if you're not careful in gauging the credit crash and staying clear of the herd: Picture dropping the football *every time* it's thrown at you in the end zone...

  • The pinnacle of 'baggery.

  • the epicentre

  • hahaha

    most of these guys probably be out of a job soon

  • Anyone know this kids story? Is he really a trader for a reputable shop or a liar like the "I-banker" that was in ops.

  • Absolutely right! There's fast cars and even faster women. But like any trend it's bound to go down.

  • i would rather be broke and hungry then end up like the bridge and tunnel laaaaaaaames

  • This is where a portion of the investment fees you pay are going , to no brainers like these . spare a thought for the other less fortunate batelers who werent born with a silver spoon up there ....

  • I'd be more impressed with these pricks if they talked about finance. If these people are really sharking their way up in the world, I'd like to see something of substance that related to that shown here... instead we get to see them as a bunch of trustafarian college students, if not worse: as nouveau riche hip hop artists. Fuck 'em, fuck these assholes hard, they're no Gordon Gekko.

  • And most likely, they'll never be.

  • Notice it didnt show them leaving with broads. Cause theyre all fags and banged each other. Belvadere...woooo

  • if you want to show off... at least do it for real... don't take a redux bottle. A magnum is a minimum... and if u really want to show off, pop a mathusalem of Dom $5K.

    Oh yeah... and the breitling navitimer usually gives an analyst right away. Borrow a Patek from your VP next time, or at least ur A3 :-)

  • who do you think you are punk? im not an analyst but dont think that you're cool cause you have some money you probably inherited from your parents anyway. you dont value anything, go see what life is really about

  • What a bunch of Tossers..complete and uter shyte..The only thing these guys know how to trade is STDs with eachother..sheesh..traders my ass! hahhah

  • what a faggot

  • that is hilllllarrrious!! BUTTON DOWN CREW!

  • by hilarious i mean makes me want to puke and then rob richie b for bitch

  • the intro speech was beyond cringe worthy...you are an idiot

  • Def huge douchebags...

  • That guy could not trade his way out of a paper bag...I bet he is nothing more that the Stock Markets version of a Used Car Salesman..

  • douche bags

  • Richie Bottlles thats how he rolls - looks to me like he rolls in yellow cab and he sthoud do thoming about that sthweeet thlisp

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