Evil Caesar

[MrReptile1231]

Is the porch his home? Thats terrible he's all come closer b.tch my tails gana right up side your head

[TheCAZA1]

ur a fucking idot. how about you call someone to come take care of it or do it yourself anyone can... i hope that NILE monitor eats your ass he looked like he wanted to watch him lick the side of his mouth. 0:38!you should go say hi to him...

[TheMrsnakes]

hes not evil hes just angry you gave him a bad life

[noobhealz402]

Looks like a god damn komodo dragon... fuck those things... brilliant from a distance but up close... fuck that.

[BackGroundism]

he is so fat^^

[boas29]

anyone could have given that poor lizard a better life for its own good give it to someone that will care for it

[sidhuaykoeng]

this is a เหี้ยะ

[rebeldragon1]

Wow...it flinched and you suddenly freak out.

[MRK00KI3M0NST3R]

@rebeldragon1 they whip there tails would you like a hunk of meat slaping you upside th face?

[Kool12321Guy]

did anyone think it was a snakes head at 0:08 thumbs up if u thought so

[bornuj]

@Kool12321Guy nahhh only you. :P

[Punkherper]

wow this person needs to be put in a verysmall cage with people poking him with sticks....poor monitor. I hate people so much sometimes

[ynewbee]

lol i had to watch this cuz my name is ceasar lol

[zicaroz]

เชี้ยตัวใหญ่ชิบหาย

[smokeycloud1]

wtf



[dockwerker]

haha loved the wipping part...got ye scared he;) thats couse he was scared too and he was in a bad place to begin with...

[jedihunter176]

This is THE WORST animal keeper ever.

[myzbowden]

must of been eatng to many cats and dogs

[LaurenFourstarr]

Go ahead, corner him again. See what happens.

[sminthian]

This ends the same way as The Blair Witch Project...

[SuperUnknown1998]

ya he is fat you should pet him or let him in your brother room at night

[JaviSR20DET]

He likes you! I can tell....KISS HIM!!!

[PedoxxBear]

His a fat juicy one !

[jacob123564]

that is one fat F*ck

[astikain]

Yup, that's our water monitor Cesar. We used to live in that house. No need for watch dogs. Cesar ate them. :)

[jedihunter176]

@astikain Oh? Then you're the one that's been abusing this poor lizard. Screw you.

[33333333333333331993]

da fuck wrong with you people dat bitch gona kill yo ass

[mindslayermatt]

@33333333333333331993  da fuck wrong wich yo ass,yo gramma to bad nigga

[33333333333333331993]

@mindslayermatt ahahaha 

[216hotchocolate]

that water monitor lizard had his ass bad and fat

[anzaeria]

Always nice to have a visitor rock up on your door step.

[Alexanderstuve]

hope he slapped u in the face :)

[Kurayami111]

XD hes all "Bitch get closer see what happens" e.e their tail would hurt huh

[twasbrillig33]

this is what happens when people keep animals as PETS and not family, they become aggressive =X

[shehan117]

Water monitor from sri lanka! xD

[salviprider]

dude how big do they grow id be scared to have that as a pet

[bungmuffin]

@salviprider haha pet, these guys are everywhere in sri lanka, people there dont even notice them, i freaked the fuck out when i saw one for the first time

[seththeslayer1]

its an aisan water monitor hes the biggest one ive ever seen

[Rodiguez83]

Is your camera got whiped by the monitor lizard? Well, nothing to afraid of. That lizard is tamer than a dog. I rather have a huge monitor lizard as a pet than an annoying chihuahua.

[Princess100112]

Did you find him? Of is he yours?

[giovannimartinezm5]

holy crap its almost as long as my dick

[Lukeschedel]

man i didnt know those things are almost as big as komodo dragon!!! HOLY SHIT BALLS!

[HULKZombie]

Lol yo fuck that thing he can prolly snap ur leg with a tail whip

[Spideyfan117]

Monitormon, TAIL WHIP ATTACK! XD

[TommyLuck22]

@Spideyfan117 u mean Iron Tail :]

[Honda4LifeBaby]

does anyone know if thats a nile monitor i just got one that is a baby and i want him to be that big!

[PsychoKittyNet]

@Honda4LifeBaby Its a water monitor, but niles can get pretty big.

[ehopkins12]

What's wrong with you? Isn't he your pet? Get your pet under control! WHY DO YOU OWN A GIANT UNTAMED WATER MONITOR??

[TheArachnoid]

Interesting. We have the same name.

[suicidewafflez]

Look how long it's tail is though... If someone was hit by that at its percussion point they could either be temporarily or permanently disabled. It probably got there because it was hungry and smelled meat in someone's trash and broke the gate to get it; they can smell meat miles away like the komodo dragons.

[yumi204]

I think you better give him more space, he might not like it if his space is small...

[iammusicgod69]

wow you guys r truly ignorant

[YFZ450Kid09]

that thing is too fucking big!!

[fuckryw2]

gigant varnus? ooor dragon komodo? :O:O:O pliss to answer

[yumi204]

Thats a water monitor

[jedihunter176]

Sheesh! What are you doing to that poor lizard? Give him a proper enclosure!

[AGAMISOURE]

Its a nile water monitor...and its suffering from obesity.

[suicidewafflez]

@AGAMISOURE NO, it puffed itself up to seem larger.

[hogarchy]

@AGAMISOURE actually it is a water monitor.and it is not obese

[hogarchy]

@AGAMISOURE it is a water monitor and it is not obese

[BOBWAFFLES]

@AGAMISOURE *facepalm* there's no such thing as a Nile WATER monitor, there is only a Nile Monitor and they don't get that big, That's a really nice lookin Malaysian Water Monitor, got a friend whose got one, tame as a dog, it swims in his pool.

[beardeddragonman1]

Id crap myself if one morning there was a big ass lizard on my back porch LOL

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

wow thats big puffed up of course but thats friggen big

[xgoldlion07x]

haha you got yours!!! you should try to get it out of there, set caesar free!!!

[specialFXzilla1]

is that ankomodo

[hotchicky8]

I'm pretty sure that is a water monitor. A komoto dragon gets way bigger than that.

[drewdoane]

@carcano38 he doesnt live there. he's wild, he just got there by accident.

[carcano38]

That's it's whole life now thank's to a low life human. Living day after day on a small balcony; how often or how much is it feed, is it even given water? The title to this vid is "Evil Caesar", however, there is something evil there but as always it's not the animal but the filth keeping it there to impress other low lifes.

[Stifledsubmission]

is tat a big monitor lizard? or a komodo dragon?

[mmmmmarcus]

0:21 -- warning posture. if you see any monitor do this, get the hell away from it.

[malanfrk]

its sri lanka (thalagoya)

[Thethirdson08]

Lmao Bitch Slapped!!

[beardeddragons101]

the ending was the best!:D

[sgtbuzz09]

either a water or a nile, what ever it is, its large and pissed.

[RespectReptilez]

water monitor!

but is that really where he lives?

[coolvr4]

Looks like an obese water monitor. That lizard has quite the racket going on there: People leave food out for their dogs, and so the lizard first eats the dog, and then keeps eating the dog food so the people think the dog is still alive and keep putting food out for it...

[comidachinahuskys2]

seriously?

[coolvr4]

Well, sort of. It might be eating pet food, and it might even have eaten a dog or two, but I don't really think it's capable of scheming in the way I described.

[varanid9]

Maybe not, but I've found not to put things like that past them.

[spanishyoruba]

it's a monitor lizard

[Bibushka66]

Its a komodo dragon I think :D

[streety3812]

ahahaha BITCH SLAP lol

[monitorlover1]

WTF mate

[danteisbrutal]

omfg thats a dragon

[AdorkableQQ]

Tail whip~!!

[craponnaruto]

The Moral of the Story : Don't f**k with Varans

[BTC141]

That's not a cage you dumb fucks, that's a balcony where the lizard is allowed to roam.

[Enzo393]

One question.. What is that exactly? What kind of moniter?

[masarrasan12]

i think komodo dragon or water monitor

[LloydWEvans]

It's a Tagu

[Fas7Blas7]

Maybe you should enlighten yourself and have some honor... thats cruel

[MrReptilez]

small cage looks over fed asshole u know nuthing dont keep a nile monitor or any maonitor UNLESS YOUR EXPIERENCED i can not stress that enough

[thepassingoftime]

for real.. is that where he lives?..

[ReptileUV]

check out our 33 pound iguana sometime :)

[BlueRoseFire]

lmao man remined me never to get to close to one of those, knowing me If I would have seen one of those in my backyard I would have ran up to it to pet it XD

[KurbyTBB]

HAHA Ya don't wanna forget about that tail. A friend of mine surprised Savannah Monitor while she was in 'food mode' and almost got his finger broken. GOODTIMES!

[Killerspider762]

lol

[kovam1812]

i hope the person that has that lizard gets injured by it

fuckin dumb ass

[SkiInstructor007]

screw you for taking such shitty care of ur pet....

[PLaYeR800]

fuckin fat ass lizard lol

[herps4life007]

do you keep him in that?

[herpfreakuk]

id love a water monitor that size,

[thebeardedreptile]

black throut moniter

[MADSLAYER47]

hes like fuck off lol

[wedgiewarriorx]

why is it that everyone think that if its a big lizard that its a Komodo Dragon i walk my 5ft Tegu and my Nile around the mall and ppl say the same thing. i had a lady come up to me and say is that a gator. some ppl just make me laugh

[anthrax2412]

i highly doubt your tegu is 5 feet

[ProffesorChaosesFile]

I highly doubt he walks his lizard around the mall

[gzweez]

wow a lizard that big can be extremly dangerous of you dont tame it and what is that thing eating? its huge

[xxGhostfacexx]

it wasn't eating anything.. it was telling them to get the hell away from me before I ef you up

[gzweez]

i know it wasnt eating anything in the vid bt that lizard is huge

[showbrd]

thats a water monitor. He's hissing because hes afraid. you have him cornered, and he dont like it.

[Sy60000]

i can assure you, its a water monitor

[Topthai23]

@Sy60000 HE ate to much bugger

[GiantEnemyCrab63]

@Sy60000

i can assure you, it will eat your fucking face

[littlebrittle18]

thats a big fuggin lizard lol, wouldnt mind having one and it did look like a water monitor to me,

[thdasnakeguy]

ITS A WATER MONITOR!

[animallover520]

it looks like a komodo to me

[ShowNoMercy502]

too much coloration to be a Komodo. By the time a Komodo gets to that size, they barely have any real markings. Not to mention, you can tell the difference between a Komodo and other Monitors by their facial features. I'm going to agree with everyone else and say this is a Water Monitor.

[retic257]

yes i do know wat a tegu is do you...

[craf91tube]

ODDIO O_O

[corns4life01]

it looks like a Nile monitor.

[nickbagby36]

all you people are lame he is a water monitor

[garraman24]

not poisonous but very very very deicease ridden

[savannahcatz]

Just a nile monitor, not that disease/ bacteria ridden. Youre thinking of the Komodo.

[hoploc]

Recent research indicates Monitor lizards do have venom to some degree.. google Brian Fry.

[savannahcatz]

Its likely precursory substance which evolved into the venom observed in some of the other herp species. I was pretty good friends with the late Mark Bayless, another person who spent a tremendous amount of time researching the topic and so we had long conversations on the matter as well.

[zach01313]

try to get your facts 100% accurate, only some wild monitors not including the komodo have venom like bacteria in their mouthes and thats from eating dead rotting flesh, never captive breds.....

[retic257]

looks like a tegu

[12345Matt54321]

LoL no it doesnt

[herps4life007]

thats looks nothing like a tegu.........do you even know what a tegu is?

[giorgios666]

zajebisty :)

[hpshbhs]

lol lol.. this is like a medium size crocodile at the balcony...

[kikashi0pure]

not poisonous, just bacterial.

[ducati298]

yea thats what i meant.

[kikashi0pure]

ah ok.

[ducati298]

lol

[ducati298]

by the way don't piss it off.there bites are very poisonous.

[WolfRitter]

@ducati298 They're not poisonous, just extremely unclean.

[ducati298]

komodo dragons are awesome:)

[chubawoodz]

that looks like a super fat monitor

[Kozzer27]

is that a nile monitor

[creatureboy01]

Its a Megalania(KIDDING!)

[Mattohn]

guard lizards are legal

[ultraman6b18]

very big!!!!

haha

[afglbc7]

Hey, can these guys live in an outdoor enclosure in S. Cali? I have a Blackthroat that lives indoors and want one of these, I just don't have room in the house. Was just wondering if these guys will live through the winters, which aren't extreme, but can get down to 40 or so...

[sammydog1994]

depands i dont know where about u are but if it hot say 20 c then yes must be about 5c at night at the lowest

[afglbc7]

Southern Cali...highs are usually in the summer(100) and the lows about 40 in the winter. Thanks...

[FunKitYourSelf]

woooh,.....

[ZigZagZigZag54321]

is that even legal???

[animalman442]

yes there legal

[TaRazz13]

actualy depends were ur located

[jctrock]

Now that is extreme!

[mmamaster971]

thats a really fat water monitor.must be loadin up on thos tapirs;)

[ELXHerpFilms]

it looks like a massive water monitor, it can rip your arm off very well if you let it, they can make a very nice pet if they are captive bred

[usnavysss]

u live in jurasic park.

[Exterminateisback]

all these comments are rediculous one assumes its a comodo:Komodo actually,ones aske if it bites?anything with teeth bites you ass!Then the stupidest comment by steamx is that it looks peaceful when it clearly puffed up its neck and swung it's tail,what a bunch of nimrods!

[jaimetanago]

you live in the middle of the jungle I guess

[HisBalla]

wat da fuck is that? does it bite? does it have a sharp tail? would it eat me?

[Exterminateisback]

Retard

[jerezpino]

how the hell are you not scared???

[steamx]

It looks so peaceful and friendly, but seems like you're afraid of it? :)

What animal is that?

[dashunca]

i guess it is also stressed... just before filming it was smashing it's tail agaist the wall. that's why my hands are shaking ;)

[guitarrocker999]

how the fuck did u manage to get a croc, or a comoto dragon on ur porch?

[dashunca]

it lives under the porch and sometimes goes for a short walk ;)

[Exterminateisback]

Coc?Komodo?It's a dam nile or water monitor idiot!What croc has those patterns or smooth scales?