Ted knows I Like to Play W/ Bannanas (neoteny)

[GreyJoJoLove]

Be on TV. You're a better version of Carrey.

[TheKarantan]

OMG this is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO funny... you are one of the funniest person i know on then net. i bet you are even funnier in r.l.

[pugluvinthug]

i dare you to shave your head danny

[AlwaysInMyHeartBro]

What are you smokin? I want some..

[tylerguy12]

@AlwaysInMyHeartBro maybe that bannana?



[Teags327]

but i wont bring back their FUR! XD

[operkins123]

5000th like!

[MaeganRyan12]

"Don't move, you son of a bitch, I'll shoot you. POW POW POW. POW!"

Lmfao!

[AkatsukiSimo]

FUCKING AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS awesome work dude.

[WeirdIdeasCO]

dont worry i saw the video

[imaginativelads]

Now all you need is thorazine, and few punchlines wouldn't hurt.

[ninoslavjaric]

watch?v=eyoluS2p42U&feature=ch­annel_video_title

check this out.



[monkey4641]

BUT I WON'T BRING BACK THEIR FUR

[sherb118]

go to a waky shack already

[TheLenePeace]

I think you're some kind of crazy. Not bad :D

[kronicskater1]

this shit is so stupid why do u guys even like it.

[abuzatu21]

This is my favorite video ever. I wish he'd do more

[sk8erkingachrafO]

"If only a minute !! " you said that at 1:56 which is a minute from the end of the video

[jerpdafloopydoop]

1:05 made me crack up :D

[LOLKloklok]

Click pause then click play and click 7

[melmelmax]

I'm not naked when I wear my shirt like this! I'm BEAUTIFUL!

[syntheticecstasy1]

Its not a phone... ITS A BANNANA !!! xD

I just loooooove ur videos !! i lmao :D

[syntheticecstasy1]

Pah pah pah xD

U made my day!

[codyxxx13]

u should make a video of u running in random stores scream random funny stuff

[LaurenciaSykesDrew]

dont think ive laughed so much.

[WazuppDee]

Press 7 for your banana

[Diamondragan]

"And instead of, 'Puh puh puh puh puuh,' they're bbbBBBUUUUUUUUULLETS."

That part cracked me up really bad. I smell a very good Jim Carrey similarity.

[PuffBawls]

Don't move. You son of a bitch. I'll shoot you. POWPOWPOWPOW.

[MyKaylaWayla]

0:26 i could die laughing.

[GeorgeMogos]

Danny can use the banana (the fruit) in many ways :) (one of this is pumpin' his girlfriend with it) (sounds .. delicios) ...

[AttituedBabe13]

Like this if you were actully shocked that you were naked under your clothes and had to see if Danny was correct. :) I know I was shocked and had to see if his sayings were correct

[xJessiPoo]

LMAO THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[TheEditingShop]

What the balls?

[invaderzimgirl14]

Could the banana shoot bullets?

[missyanu]

Danny must have played to hardcore when he was a kid to be such a joker now that he is an adult

[lior3jb]

Is a combination of Ashton Kutcher on "That '70s Show"

And Jim Carrey: OO

he is so funny .

[superpurdywaffle]

dont move u son of a bitch LOL

[cmoney3277]

If Jim Carrey and Ricky Martin somehow had a baby......

[Rockyevol]

@woo216. Your nasty..

[NecromanceS]

FAG

[dramagirl37]

instead of pa pa pa its bullets

[aaron8862006]

1:15... Channeling Jim Carrey?

[NinjaLlamaJ]

Like if you wwant Danny to take up drugs again. :D

[psychetron762]

goshdarnit stop taking your shirt off!!!!

[xXJack159Xx]

underneath your clothing you´re nacked....xD what a surprise xDD

[woo216]

ii shoved a banana down my asshole and then took it out with black shit all over it then i lciked the shit off and ate the banana

[TheTigerlover1]

im not naked when i wear my shirt like this.. IM BEAUTIFUL!!

[Thisisnotaname100]

DANNY! Hi. I want to ask you, I really like a girl in my grade....how do I ask her out? HALP plz :D

[CrazyAndLazy23]

hey danny!!! oh i mean Danny! you should do a show about why people POOP!!!!!! oh the POOP!!!

[LesslieNewbigin]

I ALSO want a banana...

[inigomontoya96]

Where does your last name come from Danny??

[hairyshroom]

Show us a video on how to hide a boner. Particularly in school.

[xkennyPLx]

This video is the reason I subbed.

[131grace]

the air smells like the inside of my mouth now

[sakhrfearless99]

loooooool....underneath ur clothing u r ..naked.........yes .... u r

[131grace]

do u have a banana is it pressed to your face IS REALLY .... LOL tht made me laugh my head off i dnt no why thumbs up if it made u gigglle

[liamhillmandog]

Oh this brings back memories. I remember when you were not as popular. Funny times. <3

[BamImAllex]

fuck this -pulls out banana - pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ... but instead of a banana its a gun and instead of pa pa pa pa pa its eh Bullets...

[VEGAS2PORNO]

Its not a Phone... Its a Dick!!

[holben6221]

u should go to the waky shack

[Nismickeymouse12]

u remind me of jim carrey!! :P

[TheXFactor724]

he doesn't really make videos like this anymore, i think that's why his view count has gone down. anyone agree?

[MrPeepi]

Hi Danny, can u make a video about Teletubies? :D

[MrCaptainLarry]

Oh hey he's wearing a ... wait...never mind

[UnitedChinchillas]

You remind me of an insane mixture of Jack Black and Jim Carrey

[holben6221]

I would say go to the wacky shack.(they have bananas!)

[oshoam]

Can you make a video about what you can do when you are bored???? ..... BANANA

IDJNFGDJNFGPJDNFGPIJDNFGIPDJFN­G YAHHH

[Ninalol100]

Jim Carrey??

[Balanar6236]

0:29- Clint Eastwood

[illcUTaBiTCHuPP]

Its NOT a phoonnee.. Its a BANANA!

[stephex1]

But I won't bring back theyre FUR!!!

[MsAmberWills]

like if u think this guy is the real mask :)

[Corkoth55]

this was the first video that i ever watched that made me subscribe soo long ago :)

[JAsuperman96]

Reminds me of Jim Carrey xD

[shazam2121]

ummm am i high or is the wallpaper at the back moving??

[xChemicalMichelleWay]

This is my favourite Gradual Report video. OMG, I laughed so much xD

[DudeLegoStarwars]

Make a video on why you call us random things like "Tasty Little Lemon Drops"?

[1j0rdan1]

r u a drugy

[1j0rdan1]

@MarvelousMoFo i cannot remeber what i wrote :)



[superpurdywaffle]

ur not beautiful wuth ur shirt like that......ur FABULOUS!!!!

[bfullstar]

this guy is not funny at all LOL

this is some seriously sad humour if its humour at all

[want2cplease]

it annoys me when people say he looks like jim carry. ok we get it! but in this video from 1:09 to 1:17 he really does look like jim carry!

[ImPolarBearr]

YOU HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMMENT YOU'RE UGLY AND YOU SPELLED BANANAS WRONG IN YOUR TITLE YOU'RE DYSLEXIC 483239874 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK AREN'T REAL FRIENDS I HOPE YOU GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT FLY INTO HAWAII LAND IN A VOLCANO AND DIE YOU'RE UGLY CAPS LOOCK RAGE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET THIS OFF?

[GarrettP130]

@ImPolarBearr

So tell me, how does this make you feel good?

[ImPolarBearr]

@GarrettP130 I hate dyslexic people with speech impedimments, this is like fred but he's an ugly asian.

[GarrettP130]

@ImPolarBearr

An Asian with a speech problem? Your inability to realize the differences between ethnicities amazes me.

[ImPolarBearr]

@GarrettP130 It's not called an ethnicity, a nationality. This video attracts 10 year olds that are immature. Anyone can do this shit.

[unitedcallofduty]

spagetiiiiiii



[xxsouthernbelle94xx]

"No.... I don't think he's lost it COMPLETELY..."

"HMMBUDAHMMBUDAHMMBUDAHMMBUDAA­HDUASFSDJFhkHFUIES"

xD

[spdude8307]

u spelled bananas wrong in the title.

[Roknrollluva1616]

dont move you son of a bitch . ill shoot you . pa pa pa pa pa pa pa <3

[chrisrecalde52]

i am scared of unicorns and i always picture them attacking me.

[cece3456100]

Bananas r magic hehe.......:I random

[Mosx645]

press 7 "YOUR BANANA" 0.0

[Gothrockgirl666]

he reminds me of jim carrey

[TheBubbigail]

LOVE this dude!!!

[Travmapunk]

GIRLS!!!!!(only girls) Please help me!!! I'm amateur youtubber and i NEED help!

Question: How do i put my foto on my channel profile?(You know, near "add as friend" link, above the channel info).

Any girl who will help will be blessed with lots of hugs&sweet, hot kisses on lips and everywhere...))

Please hurry up and help the biggest girlfan in the world - ME!!! thx!

Romy.

[NamelessCreativity]

Press 7 for your banana :D

[Multar1]

You remind me of Jim Carrey.

lmfao

[xxsouthernbelle94xx]

can you say Jim Carrey? xD

[manny999999]

nooo.. i dont think he's lost it COMPLETELY....MMM BABDADAD BADADB ALSKFHLKJDBFLKJHSABDLKADSJFHBA­S

[aphroditeboleyn]

Awesomest video ever!!!!!!!!!!!! so funny to lol

[zwquilia]

sex

[cloudillusion]

richard e grant meets jim carrey

[cupcakex2010]

I havent played with my banana in a an hour

[TheNinjaMaddi]

thumbs up if you think he sounds like jim carrey:DDDDDDDDDD

[CheJK666]

at 1.14 his hair are like he headbanged for like a month!

[EternalDarkness691]

'It's not a phone...it's a banana!' XD lmao, you crack me up. So funny.

[nickmarko555]

i watched this whole video with my jaw dropped

[TherasaNicole]

Danny.. why are people SO jealous of my swag?? i try so hard to fit in.. but they just.. don't understand.

LOVE YOUR VIDS.. and you.. but thats besides the point O.o

[suprgrl1000]

I bet your mom is so proud....haha

[xMonsterrz]

You look like jim carey :D

[superjopa1]

make a video about bananas :D

[oxtaver]

its not puh puh puh its bulletts



[Nikifuj908]

BUT I WON'T BRING BACK THEIR FUR

[CurareHakira]

Lol I can't stop watching the beginning :D It's so funny :D

[Cowboyrose1]

when he screams it is so like jim carey it is unreal

[FlamedOn97]

0:25 LMAO

[RowlandSwartsenburg]

press 1 for ARRR

press 2 for alf NOW XD

press 4 for urally hactic

press 5 for EPIC FACE

press 7 for UR BANANA !!!!!!!!!!!

press 8 for opera's funny

thumbs up if you liked it!:D

[SwissGuitarStarter]

1:09 piece of spit going down his mouth LOL Ti si kralj :D

[saakov1]

KEEP PRESSING 6

[ExtraterrestrialLove]

2:13 WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[BWBMakeup]

dont move you sonofabitch :D hahaha love this guy x

[LollieeDuckiee]

Jim Carrey's long lost brother. :L

[xxlisabby2k8xx]

pa pa pa pa pa with the banana :D

[AUSSIETAIPAN]

with that hairdo, he looks like George of the jungle! :D

[didipartush]

press 7 and then 6 its just awsome! XD

[sexilexiissexi]

Hahahahahaha:D I'm not naked when I wear my shirt like this! Haha it's choking me:)))) I love it:)))

[TheHotLatte]

Oh... my.... gosh.... O.O THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

[CabbageWhiite]

Danny I love you <3

[T3DGCoFuya]

1:40

[MissSunac]

i just love you man! dont ever stop making videos!

[maffeusesutbe]

1:15

JIM CARREY!!

[Stokerbandit]

i have watched this 20 times ^^

Still funny

[Hckmater]

Press pause

than play

than press 3

When he is about to say with, ress 7

Enjoy

He killed his entier family, with your bannana

[TubbyTony456]

u sound like biggie smalls at 1:42....funny..there was also a gun involved

[Outlandish7777]

I remember when i first saw this video... it was the first video i saw of him... it scarred me for life. i was so confused... thats why i was laughing so much. Now im watching after like a year, and its sooo confusing and i get it. >:D

[erinlynnpaw12]

So I didn't laugh once...sorry but this guy tries too hard.

[magsmac22]

press 7...... hahahahaha!!!!

[xxunrealdudexx]

Dammit lol I was drinking coffee at the end with the hamsters and I was fine until you said "But I won't bring back their fur!" and it flew out my nose lmao! I love you you are too funny keep it up! :D

[timelyshade151]

hahhahhahaahahahahahhahahaa... wow thts just to funny

[timelyshade151]

hahhahhahaahahahahahhahahaa

[beavus1000]

@timelyshade151 ahhahahahha? hahahahaha.. .. HAHA :)

[MagniGamer]

Holy fuck! There's a healthy individual who has a happy life style !

[mysticalisland]

1:15 THAT IS JIM CARREY'S FACE

[BellaMarieTV]

1:14 you look like Jim Carrey (:

[mysticalisland]

@BellaMarieTV LOL I NOTICED YOUR COMMENT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO POST A AN EXACT SAME ONE.

[BellaMarieTV]

@mysticalisland lol

[MrStickmanish]

ahahahahahha press 5 and watch the hamsters he is talking about in the end :D:D:D

[xXDomoDestructionXx]

Press 7 for "Your Banana" XD

[lucious212]

I like bananas :D

[101syrupkitty]

I see someone has been on crack lately. talking to a banana

[Superduperalilooper]

YOURE FUNNY :D

[shalenaiscool]

i remember u sent me this video XDD long long time ago o3o nd now i love u

X3

[The420LETTE420]

press 8 non stop....ASS RAPE!!!! lolz xD

[jellyxbean989]

Danny can you do a video about why people cheat? Honestly I don't see the point of it. I just want to know why please and thank you Danny :)

P.S. I'm a big fan of your videos keep posting :)

[ilikeblue00]

you're nekked

[TheMackierae]

lol i tryed to cover his eyes with my fingers through the whole vid...it didnt work

[youhan1234567]

jim carrey??

[UrDaleIsShowing]

1:50 over and over and over again

[w0lf3nst3inET]

Your what you get when you cross Jim Carrey with Brendan Fraser.

Thumbs up if you agree

[NFVGames]

I wish somebody makes Jim Carrey vs Dany Grozdich xD

[lazthegreat10]

He says he is a healthy individual.

[lazthegreat10]

ill shot you PA PA PA

LAWL

[cvsr6]

he looks like shaggy in scooby doo in dis vid

[valemoro1987]

GREAT VIDEO!!! RIO STONE.

[frizbee138]

Justin beiber isn't bad but when you see a guy that likes justin beiber then i worry.

[chaznfraz07]

pow pow pow pow !!

[RawrJordanRawrr]

198 people didn't play as children.

[idiosyncrasy01]

Danny my boy...i LOVE your vids but are you burnt in this one? xD

LOVE YOU!PLEASE DONT GET MAD!!! <3

[ballerholic04]

Dear Danny,

I like birds.

P.S. I like ducks too.

[WoahCarrot]

Maaaaaan I went to this video to comment that this guy it the next Jim Carrey but @beatlemaniac98 beat me to it. Not to mention I am also a HUGE beatles fan. Just puttin' that out there...

[TheShitbird12345]

Justin beiber is a faggot. And his "music" sucks ass.

[TheIdaAnderson]

Oh and not MOST guys hate him they all do unless they r bisexual witch is pretty cool to lol just putin it out there

[TheIdaAnderson]

@thecrazydude991 hehe Justin Bieber is cute he can sing dance and play drums I like J.Bieber becuz he's music but I think te reason guys hate J.Bieber is becuz they r jealous that JB has girls swooning over him 24-7 365 ^_^ just saying

[ettosamaful]

ahahaa~~

yes...

yes, you're beautiful danny...xDDD