Eddie Izzard Scary Movie

[Pap9]

from which show is it?

[Habbadax]

I'm going to use the excuse of my cat exploding as often as possible now

[consciousness3000]

Why are the two top comments transcripts of whats in the video anyway? Is it more fun to read than to see in the actual video?

[Kulakmolot]

20 people got killed by an axemurderer cuz they thought he was a badger

[roseacoco]

OMG Inspector gadget theme! You've just made my day! 

[LucarioLoverGirl]

"Piss off ya cellists! Stop followin' me the forest!"

LOL. I'll have you know, Mr. Izzard, that I took special classes on how to chase someone while playing a cello! It's not as easy as you might think! You have to sit down AND run at the same time! Do you know how difficult that is? Very!

Follow on, my fellow cellists! XD

[Jaggerlover1992]

"Oh, centerparting" <3

[SapphirexGoddess99]

and now i'm singing the inspector gadget theme in my head but more like

"doo doo doo doo dooooo eddie izzard doo doo dooo WOO WOO"

[NyxsHeart]

got this show on podcast for my ipod,LMFAO!!

[thekillerfuzzball]

It sounds like he's talking about Evil Dead in the beginning.

[TheBecauseimawesome]

Hehehehehe, i haven't seen this sketch since i was 6 lol

[shalonknight]

brits aren't loud and freaky. We just drink before shows, i do anyway.

[ShanksDChopper]

@alexzivo lol, compared to what audience? US audiences can be pretty scary with all the whooping and screaming.

[shadowedwolfy]

na na... na na... na na... la la la la lala la!

[dexterday1]

I need to pee, I'll just leave everyone and use the forrest.

[EelKat]

Let's go camping in the forest of death and blood!

[JamieAndSassenach]

piss off, you cellist, don't follow me into the forest! - hilarious!

[AngellusLovegood]

Don't check. Please don't check!

[horsezrul713]

the bridge has been blown up by squirrls

[BrendanJTucker]

ooh, centre parting

[krantz0808]

"Piss off you cellists!! Stop following me into the forest!"

[gingaboy2511]

OOH a centre parting XD, made me lol.

[LordCbass]

godamit i hurt myself laughing XD

[Akatsuki13Deidara]

ROFLMAO This is HILARIOUS!

[jigsawfbi]

Na na la la la la la la la lol

[AFirelnside]

FAG

[Bomfunker91]

@AFirelnside Yes you are.

[AnnHattieAnn]

@AFirelnside Dream on, little boy.  He isn't.

[AFirelnside]

@AnnHattieAnn omg please dont take this these youtube comment serious .. its just the internet

[AnnHattieAnn]

@AFirelnside omg please don't take youtube comments seriously ... it's just the internet.

[AFirelnside]

@AnnHattieAnn lol thanks for taking time out your life to pay attention to me lol

[AnnHattieAnn]

@AFirelnside Right back atcha! ;o]. Peace, AHA

[taylorelyse101]

just discovered this guy yesterday. hes absolutely hilarious.

[egernhester]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard as I just did to the music-bit. "Nah nah ... Nah nah ... Nah ... Lalalalalalala" xD

[TheDicloniusninja]

XDDD He is awesome

[greene64]

What's a scence?

[ccm800]

@greene64 communication with the spirits of the dead.

[ZoeSquared21]

@ccm800 I think they were referring to the fact that the person who posted this said it was a "scence" instead of a "scene".

[bricksalegend]

@ZoeSquared21 i think ccm was takin the piss

[Slycooper14]

piss off ya cellist!

[werdna193]

oh i cant come my cats exploded

lmfao

[bombkiller3]

what does he say after he gets cut in the middle

[werdna193]

@bombkiller3 he says set departing



[iromivanessa]

@bombkiller3 "ooh, centre parting."

[Slycooper14]

don't come near me, i've got a thimble!

[HECKproductions]

piss off you cellists!! dont follow me into the forest !

[godluven44]

And they're not listening to the music are they?

nah nah....nah nah.....lalalalala!!!

[infinitespaceforum]

they never listen to the music, do they?

[yyhlover]

The bridge was blown up by squirrels?!

[TheLauraTester]

how OLD is this? OMG lol

[yaoigirl83]

dont come near me ive got a thimble!!!

[Oskarito95]

@CharloSAUR  its called DEFINITE ARTICLE

[Hotarugaia]

@CharloSAUR Ohh you're thinking of Definite Article! Good stuff. :) 

[brynolf11]

One of my favourite parts.

[Hotarugaia]

@CharloSAUR He has a bit of drag on- check out his legs. ;) And I'm pretty sure he's sporting some makeup. So all is well. :)

[noisyneil]

i love how he got the music jusssst right. :-)

[zSchreckensszene]

brilliant! but from what special?

[SpookyDS]

@zSchreckensszene unrepeatable

[zSchreckensszene]

brilliant! but what special?

[MsAntiss]

wats funny bout this is that its so true!!!!

[Bloodhaze4397]

Good vid lol and whats the song at the end for the credits

[fullmetalcayla315]

@Bloodhaze4397 i think thats the inspector gadget theme =)

[JackFlash97]

hilarious!!! nah nah, ner ner, na nah....... la la la la la la laaaaa eddie izzard legend :-)

[garfreeek]

i've been watching his clip for the last half hour, i never laughed so hard in my life xD

[No1mjfan88]

' there's something moving in the forest about 8 miles away .. i'll go and check ' lool. love him he's soooo funny and intelligent too:).

[HirizaKyo]

Naanaanaanaa.....Naanaanaanaa.­...naanaa...naanaa...lalalalal­alalalalalalala!!!! haha! Very funny!!

[dinosaurONtheRADIO]

It's only funny.....cuz it's completely true XDDD

And well, it's Eddie Izzard for god sakes XDDDD

[siggster03]

"and i'll take a THIMBLE with me"

xD

[flymurdererfly]

Lallalallalallalallalallalalla­la!!!

[Bikutolu]

"That's what curtan's are for, to go "Oh my god!"."

[Gothicgirl1997]

Interesting

[r4ng3hustle]

we thought mabe u were a badger xd

[rylter]

Where does he get everything from? Badger! xD I'd love to have a look in this man's brain, not literally, of course!

[DiabloPlayer4life]

unliterally then. Still disgusting, you swine :D ;)

But yes, good man, I agree

[viridismonasteriense]

brilliant

[TheAllamondeSeries]

"Piss off you cellists! Stop following me in the forest!"

Naanaannanana...

LOL

[youcandance12345]

oh it is an axe murderer. it iiiiiiis

[HattieLouise]

"My cat's exploded....."

[13sherbert]

rotfl! so true!

[neheah]

Oh! It is a axe murderer. It is! Well... We wasn't sure.

LOL

LOL

Love Him!

[neheah]

This is so hilarious! I love Eddie!

[backwardshoe]

Heh, he was basically describing 'Evil Dead' (a classic).

[buscape54]

FUCK OFF YOU CHELLIST!

[tygr49]

"Look! Something's moving in the forest about 8 miles away!  I'll go and check...."

[chacragirl]

yes, and he brings a thimble X3

[cartmann94]

"I'll take my thimble with me"

[SpitefulX]

"And I'll bring a thimble with me!"

[FDGDSFg332]

@tygr49 "don`t check!"

[tygr49]

@FDGDSFg332  "I'll take a thimble with me!"

[Kulakmolot]

@tygr49 "dont check.... thats what curtains are for. *pulls back curtains* Oh, my God. *closes curtains*

[russia8054]

Its not "Quit be going" its "we'd be going Im going not going down there"

[Gerlonic]

"Lets go camping in the forest of seath and blood"

"Na Na Na Na, Quit be goin! Im not going down there!" (Later) "Tra la la la la..."

LOL

[Marqaisa]

That was freakin' hilarious!!! I was laughing so hard at that part I cried.

[raptor1rules]

classsss

[xStormyRainbowx]

Let's go camping in the Forest of Death and Blood! <3

[dollydoo55]

nice music :)

[lilhunnie143]

haha

[Judothrow5]

My cats exploded and I have a bad leg anyway

[anisete46]

love this guy...

[55Fanpire55]

It IS An Axe Murderer

[EmoGirlxoxo]

lol funy funny funny

[tygr49]

"Piss off, you cellists! Stop following me in the forest!"

[czechreck]

My dogs been blown up by a squirel...

XD

[cawl2009]

true pioneer for comedy!!! I Can't think of anyone funnier!!!

The inspector gadget ending sent me a bit west though!!

[SleepingInTheFire]

not nearly as good as him, not even close

[kuroganeblack]

Oh, no way. Dane Cook doesn't even compare.

[LisaJo89]

Piss off, you cellists!

[Copper389]

"They never listen to the music do they?? NANANANANAAAA."...

"La~ la~ la~~~"

[jangeltrain19]

"don't check. that's what curtains are for."

"no, i'll go check, and i'll bring a thimble with me."

love it

[xemxiswicked]

thats soooo funny !

[spysean]

i thought u were an axe murderer

[12345678910x2]

WOW!?!?!?!?!?!?

[BabyKagome16]

nena oh that's spooky too. nena ne ne.....la la la la

LMAO that's my favorite part

[pokani365]

oh it is an axe murdurer! IT IS!!! we wernt sure, thought u were a badger... XD *raspberry noise*

[Delirium3]

I agree that this isn't his greatest outfit, but maybe it was more in style back when he was performing this.

I think his best outfit is what he wore for Dress to Kill and Definite Article ^_^ and of course, in full bloke-mode Eddie is SMOKIN' HOT!!! but then again he always is :P

[jpgorgeous]

OOOOh centre parting

[JxL483]

:O the inspector gadget cartoon theme XD

[MhicWombat]

a badger or an axe-murderer...

[Perra12767576575]

This is his best DVD. By far!

[Fabiusbile12]

He's so young in this one

[callumgriffiths1]

sorry, my cats explodedXD

[thehottestguyinskool]

hold up, is he wearing mens clothing?

[meisterslx]

sort of

[Scotianwhatcher]

ya, he did'nt go full "Executive Transvestite" til much later

[evillttlimp]

"it iiiiiiiiiis"

[ZaffiroRubino]

Some of the best parts for me XD

"Na na... na..... la la la la la la"

"And the bridge has been blown up by squirrels."

[bookworm19311]

The bridge has been blown up by squirrels. Don't come near me! I've got a thimble! Lalalala la laa lala! Piss off you cellists!

[MondayAddams]

hehehehe... He's so amazing. I absolutely adore him. :)

[YousickToo]

Dumbass.........

[joshierawlz]

lol eddies a legend

[eviloverlordcaboose]

what is he saying at the end? cant tell

[metcoNepraC]

ooh central parting

lol

[Gameboy94cool]

he say's oh you cheeky bastard ^^

[youcandance12345]

neeh nehh neeeh nah neeehh....... la la la la la....

HAHAHAHAHA

[LuRawen]

"Oh, it is an ax-murderer! It IIIS! We weren't sure...*tehee-hee* "

that was the best part, I laughed my head off! XD

[AMcGrath82]

What's with the theme from "Inspector Gadget?" hahaha

[Weirfan69]

Which is his natural hair color, blonde or brown?

[ninjaagirl]

i'm pretty sure he's naturally brunette.

[kwill81]

I have always wished to have music cues to listen to. Would have come in handy a few times.

[hideyourloveaway128]

"Piss off you celloist! Stop following me in the forest!" LOL F-ing great!

[vladutz8]

"la la la lalaa". Love that part

[ballofuzzy]

hehe

[ballofuzzy]

"and some twit says 'theres something moving in the forest miles away! ill go check'"

[oliviaakaspazmoid]

OMG SO TRUE "hey look theres something moving in the forest 8 miles away...ill go check! dont check please dont check" lol and they always seem to have a torch that is low on battery and they're always half naked coz its at night lol!

[DreamedOfHugeSpiders]

inspector gadget! thought i was on the verge of one of those annoying "what the hell was that music from" moments. but no, got it straight away.

[ashelysbored]

Hahaha omg this is so true I love him he's so awesome.

[mtbstokes]

one of my fav comedians.... and he jsut seems like a wicked guy :)

[Flare9299]

rofl!!!

[Zeikial]

is he gay?

[b1gbird001]

he's a transvestite. and No. he's not gay

[dumraden]

He's a male tomboy as he has said in one of his shows.

And an executive transvestite. :P

[godleeone]

That's EXECUTIVE TRANSVESTITE!!! or Mr. Executive Transvestite to YOU!

[metalmaniac133]

lol i love him!!

[EllaKiyaBeatleGirl]

"Na-na...Not going down there it's spooky down there...Na-na....It spooky down here too"

[JellyKimSugarBoom14]

LMAO la la la la la la la la

[brainwashedmasses]

Just watched circle and busted a gut.

The bit with Jesus and the vampirism and cannibalism is awesome.

[InvaderLoki]

Oh, it is an axe murderer, IT IS!! We weren't sure, I thought maybe you were a badger, a badger or an axe murderer, it's you haha

ROFL

[Pamathey]

"DON'T check, PLEASE don't check." lol

"piss off you cellists!" ... it's such a good point. If we had live background/theme music in life, it really would make a great difference!

[MrsLovett112]

I actually put that in an essay once!

We had to talk about Jaws in our essay in English, and about how things like music incorporate into it. I said about how the music signified when someone was about to die, but characters can't hear it.

'If they did, they probably wouldn't have died.'

I got put down a grade because of that!!!

[Loripot]

LMFAO

[theXmurderXindustry]

That's what curtains are for, to go 'Oh my god'...

xD

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

he reminds me of steven fry :)

[viiviiixxtactic]

F*ck off you cellists!!! lol

[oOoMangaGirloOo]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[ploop408]

so true

[AtGiza]

oh it is an axe murderer!, it is! we werent sure, we thought you were a badger, could be a badger or an axe murderer and it's you, ahaha *pffrrrlt*

best comic ever

[AtGiza]

comedian

[Gremrat]

The terms are interchangeable.

[AtGiza]

thanks, i wasnt sure

[Tomylata]

piss of you chellis

[crystal15000]

nanana

nah

nah

nah

lalalalal

lmao