All Black's Haka + Translation

[chypontiller]

haha they all pied their pants

[iplaydeathmetal625]

when i saw the title, i thought it was gonna be all black people.

[0frets0and0picks]

That is just badass. When I was wrestling in high school, one of our arch rivals would do something similar to this while warming up. Used to scare the shit out of me. They were so jacked up by the time they were finished, we didn't stand a chance. It is an effective tactic.

[Gipsy409]

I do this before every math class.

[TheTyLLy]

Ka Mate!

[max62697]

Also 255 saying mommy im,scared of them.

[max62697]

255 people are scared.haha

[EliteUberNinjaCyborg]

That's my substitute for coffee.

[2MrAwsome]

@marcjorgensen epic facepalm

[TrufflesTheMushroom]

That is honestly the most frightening challenge ever. If I were on that pitch and they did that I would pee my pants and fly the fuck away. So so cool.

[RileyMikesell]

@MiamiDolphinsClyde10 As what you said doesn't pertain at all to this video, I take it you're just racist. Gtfo.

[cameronman93]

i love the guy at 0:12 with the headband

[irwinchurch25]

This vid went viral on Austria

[jacobcutts]

Thats scary stuff. If I was the other team, I would just run the hell away.

[Lucybyma]

Idk, i just wanna yell "THIS IS SPARTA!" at then end.(:

[ytnekuo1]

毛利人各族要战争前他们就先跳一种树战威胁的舞名字叫“哈卡”（­Haka)。迠个哈卡的目的是表示他们勇士要开始宠战或把敌人吓­怕和赶走

[waymanblocker]

Warriors code, something most people have forgotten....

[BumbleBeat21]

DAMMIT I get chills from this.

[crocgator44]

our wrestling will do this now :D

[marcjorgensen]

Nice, but I most definatly saw a few white dudes on the "All Blacks"

[Steve181]

@marcjorgensen Your would expect that when the name has nothing to do with the player's skin color.

[marcjorgensen]

@Steve181 Yeah, I know, I was jsut carcking a joke

[perrytheplatypus13]

@Steve181 LOLOLOLOL

[BrandH9182]

@marcjorgensen lol at you.

[briky7126]

@marcjorgensen what a stupid comment, dude thats pure dumb

[squirttle92]

@marcjorgensen Why the fuck would the team pick players based on skin colour?

It's the "All Blacks" because of their jerseys. Just like the NZ football team is nicknamed the "All Whites" because they wear white jerseys.

[WhiskerScot569]

@marcjorgensen I know you're probably joking but the All-Blacks refers to their kit rather than skin colour

[EzalMillEr997]

Ringa pakia Uma tiraha Turi whatia Hope whai ake Waewae takahia kia kino Ka Mate! Ka Mate! Ka Ora! Ka Ora! Tenei te ta ngata puhuru huru Nana nei i tiki mai Whakawhiti te ra A upane ka upane! A upane kaupane whiti te ra! Hi!!

[AgonizedDalton]

@0:57 you could see them collectively shit themselves

[jensu1312]

this is the hairy man?

[Daniel1910alves]

kiakaha

[TennisGirl54]

Wow, that's pretty cool with the translation!!

[KnightsSportsLeader]

i couldnt hear them over the sound of me abt to sh!t myself.

[SSDude100]

254 People Were Scared Of The Haka

[ST3RDz]

Basically it translates to "SQUARE GO!!!!!!"

[Shiftinggers]

That should scare the crap out of the english team :D

[COMMUNISTPHILOSOPHY]

All Blacks-the Greatest team in the world

[AJP650]

guys imagine how the other team felt seeing that right before they were stepping on to the field haha.

[TheAmbivalency]

interesting, i guess this is meant to frighten their opponents.

[MegaJimmyw]

@TheAmbivalency no to show their courage ...their will and strength ....:)

[andyrevell]

@MegaJimmyw More accurately, challenging their opponents to kill them

[awesomeness064]

All Blacks nominated for Laureus team of the year again..good luck to the AB's

[6400loser]

I want to go into my exam doing this

[Vallsh]

Don't fuck with these guys!

[shurdawg]

I do that before I go to bed.

[lynbrae]

utmost respect for a great team love the haka so glad you beat the french in the cup

[vailmaster5]

Whenever i see this the only thing that comes to mind is just cause you can dance doesnt mean you can play

[bounty93]

@vailmaster5 Except they're one of the best teams in the world.

[lutonduke]

Non-peaceful way to start and non-peaceful sport :)

[jdubjr22]

The mist makes it look even more badass

[mirandaq7g]

Thank you very much! I was searching exactly for this transcription/translation!!! Now I know what do they say. xD

[MrMonkeypants12]

So if I do this before I study, will it help? It's finals!

[F14JDG]

we practiced this in my school in P.E

[Leijonasisu]

New Zealanders don't fuck around. You pussies best prepare yourselves. Not even Americans can stand this shit, in Utah the cops pepper sprayed and arrested a bunch of school kids who were doing the Haka. Tossers.

[iLeGiTzZxxxBig]

More intimidating in Invictus...

[Hevyupgrade]

this wasn't scary at all...

[maoribattalion]

@Hevyupgrade good, cause its not meant to be.

[kholio]

who is the prop @0:13?!

[battleriflehappy]

How stupid are the lyrics, I slap my hands against my thighs how do teams not laugh when facing this?

[EmeraldWolfSharingan]

No matter how many times I watch this, it still gets my blood pumping! It's so EPIC!

[LouiseHans10]

the dance is pretty scary but the words are kind of sweet! :D

[Berzeger]

Looks as if they were summoning the god of the rain :D

[AlekDelja1989]

kenjaza

[sobratobulldogs]

beast!

[TheIvanpartizan]

I don't follow rugby and I have one question: why other team have to watch haka, why they don't do something else while NZ team is doing haka?

[TheLuk908]

@TheIvanpartizan because it is disrespectful

[piratagabriel]

@TheIvanpartizan Well

the Hawaii team has a Haka Ritual too

i think they do one against the other lol

[blindfire7unloaded]

I would shit bricks if I was on the other team.

[igalflint]

Great Haka ! that!s why i despise football (soccer) and College Football.NFL is nothing but a College game. Rugby is the best ,fuck the rest

[jeang287]

How interesting! Thanks for the translation.

[Steve181]

@BandBullets Oh & here I was thinking they were called the All Blacks because the team first wore 'all black' (apart from the silver fern) when they toured in 1905 & that's when the name first came about. Thanks for correcting us all & rewriting history, your an asset to the Internet!

[upperclasstwitofthis]

@Steve181 wasn't it because of a typo? i believe a reporter called them "all backs" for their insane speed, but the redaction made it all blacks because of a misunderstanding. well, that is the story i heard.

[tedawe]

@Steve181 true but there's also a story about how a british journalist described them as playing as if they were "all backs" but it was printed as "all blacks" and the name stuck

[timmidle]

@Steve181 Haha sounds like you got your information from Wikipedia :P

[TheJOJAN90]

@BandBullets it's not racist try read the history first before you speak!

[dcannon23]

@BandBullets plus mauris call themselves brown skinned... not black

[Rakso212]

@BandBullets wow haha retard you don't know anything so its funny because your being racist

[LouiseHans10]

@BandBullets parapapà papà rapapà parapapà papà papà...

[ALMN8U]

@BandBullets You're an old fucking racist cunt. People like you should be fucking hung

[Hevyupgrade]

@BandBullets wtf man, wtf

[xSzRedemptiion]

@BandBullets

They're called the All Blacks because there're kit is ALL BLACK. I think even a 5yr olf could have worked that out.

Go be racist to one of them and i think soon enough you will have 15guys with an average weight of over 100kg beating the fuck out of you.

[HorssingIT]

@davecameronz actually the (natives) held their own against the British. The biggest battle in NZ was the gate of Pa. Maori won that war. British soldiers feared Maori warriors because of their ruthlessness. So check your facts before u mouth off, boy

[mdaerl]

Impressionnant ! :OO ♥

[BandBullets]

Racist name and nz should get fined and deducted points for every time they do this shit it delays games load of macho crap it's funny and stupid

[CaptainChaos]

@BandBullets Would like to explain exactly how the name is racist?

[sergionuno4]

@BandBullets you are such an ignorant and stupid person..... do us a favour - stop commenting on YT......

[Leijonasisu]

@BandBullets You are a retard and you give Australians like me a bad fucking name. Get the fuck out of my country dickface.

[TDB20CP]

@BandBullets you obviously need to get a life?

thank you,come again :)

[proudkiwi21]

Seen better Hakas from The All Blacks.

Real Men play Rugby as we say at New Zealand.

[princeortquist1]

its not scary and they look constapated

[davecameronz]

It looks like it is such a menacing dance, until you read the lyrics -- I would have loved to been there years ago when the Europeans beat the shit out of this tribe, now knowing the lyrics I would've laughed at them while they were dancing.

[mranoniem1903]

bu nebiçim bir dans tarzi arkadas , what the fuck is this ingilish kardesim ?:)

[matyviola]

i make those same faces when i masturbate

[Devilsean]

The black dude.. looks like one of those monsters from the movie The Time Machine.. i swear.. 00:44 - 00-53

[Zeinouto]

Wow, I see MEN...very unusual nowadays.

[neilnightblade]

It really is an intimidating display

[flaviogiorgini]

I like!

[Andy777ify1]

the other team has to turn around

[azninvazn627]

To be honest, that wasnt the translation i was kinda expecting lol

I was expecting more like "rip your face off" kinda things

still its a hell of a lot cooler than some American football pre-game rituals

[Saure001]

Chuck Norris does the haka before he takes a sh*t!

[jtk15525]

超 SUGGEｰ!!!気合いhairu！

[Moggets]

@DingleLickersFtw We have a lot of white players in our team.. I'm sure they feel extremely proud doing this. Saying they'd feel awkward based on them being white is rather offensive.

[z42266]

greats wonderfulll bealtifull

[TheXAntX]

I lead this for our team :D

[raomsk]

во дают

[captainkegelt]

This is so CUTE!

[Eminem117Nas]

Ali Williams and Bryon Kelleher are the funniest to watch when they do the haka

[LawanaCarmabs598]

mmh I am a sesy latin girl

[FragileLittleMind1]

The NFL look like a bunch of pussies compared to this.

[Bekka64]

Being idiots

[Bekka64]

This looks like people

[nimrodius]

Whawts wrawng with his phace!?

[ChileHT]

I love the all blacks. Our whole family are supporters XD even my grandma :L awkward. But I really love the haka, it's really empowering and always gets me into a fidgeting spirit (in a non-violent way).

[ETJ92]

I DONT EVEN PLAY RUGBY!!!

i nearly pissed my pants xD

[XsNiPeRPi3z]

Thanks mate, I gotta do this at school, and I needed the lyrics, this really saved my bacon! Thanks again! :)

[BFbcfc1875]

' as hard as you can' = that's what she sed

[UofAbball1997]

my high school football team does this after every victory. thats why we're in the state semi-finals

[FragileLittleMind1]

@UofAbball1997 Your high school football team is awesome :D

[UofAbball1997]

@FragileLittleMind1 thats why we're in our State Semi's

[MrOnetwo87]

Justin Marshall may be terrible at pronouncing names but he sure knows how to do the haka.

[MsAlexska]

omgggg ! this is sooo awesome !

[rshi69]

who is the opponent? looks kinda intimidated. i love nz . respect from kolkata.

[ices0284]

Lmao don't let that scare you...right?

[korlesma]

While trying to find out any similarities to my language, I heard kaki(leg/feet), mati (die), puru-puru (sounds like bulu-bulu to me --> hair).

[mychair02]

This crap is so contrived and lame. They barely were able to beat France in the world cup who was clearly not intimidated by this pure silliness.. The Maori always whine about how the Europeans treated them and always conveniently leave out how they roamed the pacific wiping out all the populations on the other islands.

[xploitn12]

@mychair02 And what would you no???? Is it because you didnt place in the world cup? A wins a win whether it be by 1 point or 500 points. Some1 from another country dissing our culture. Do we diss your mcdonalds and obesity culture??? No!!!! Racist prick.

[openblue07]

@mychair02 LOL where did you get your information? What makes you think they roamed the pacific attacking people? The times the all blacks have not done the haka the people at the stadiums all complained, you may not like the haka but it seems that a lot of people do.

[mychair02]

@openblue07 - Where do you think the Moriori people went? They were conquered by the Maori. It's ridiculous for one people to complain about being conquered by someone when they conquered someone themselves. I can understand why some people like the Haka, but it's unsporting at worst and just plain silly at best. Especially when you mix in a bunch of whiteys. Then it becomes akin to some contrived hulu dance at a tourist luau in Hawaii.

[openblue07]

@mychair02 First of all there are a lot of historians that dispute the idea that Maori people killed off another people and that Maoriori were even a different people. Secondly even if the Maori had done that the complaint from a lot of Maori is that they were not conquered, they signed a treaty and the English did not live up to their obligations in that agreement.

The ABs have offered to do the haka in the dressing room if other teams do not like it and they have always been asked not to.

[mychair02]

@openblue07 - No serious historian questions what the Maori did to the Moriori people on the Chatham Islands. Conquest is conquest no matter how it is accomplished. The Maori were pissed because they felt the English didn't play by the rules, but I am sure that the Moriori, who were a peaceful people, felt that the Maori didn't play by the rules when they were brutally wiped out. That's conquest. Read "Guns, Germs and Steel" by Jared Diamond.

[openblue07]

@mychair02 Mate there r plenty of historians that do, a lot simply believe there was just another tribe on the chattam islands. The English signed a treaty and then did not live up to the terms of that treaty, its as simple as that. Play by the rules? Yes everyone hoped that the founding agreement of our nation would be lived up 2, when things like Te Reo being banned in schools happened the treaty was ignored.

BTW when u say Maori roamed the pacific did you mean they went to Chatam islands?

[finnyhavern]

SPARTANS!!!

[JordanSanders1991]

I can say a majority of these words, and i know the body movements and im WHITE! I learned this from a few Islander friends i played High School Football with, although we never did the Haka haha. My best friend is of Maori descent with a royal bloodline too and he showed me a few words in Maori as well. Damn i can consider myself lucky i guess haha and GO ALL BLACKS!!

[edavisdavis]

I Live I Live

I Die I Die

[elitezombiekiller246]

243 people shat their pants while watching this

[marekholandia1991]

so every new signing to their club have to learn it??

[eddybwfc222]

Fuck me, i shit my pants watching that....

[dlcrt]

DAMN I WISH A WAS A REAL MAORI!

[42overPi]

@dlcrt Not these days mate, the good Maori name has been tainted by European influences such as narcotics, obesity, and inconsistent government aid throughout the years (some would argue that we give too much). Indeed, the Maori people have been royally fucked as many other indigenous people have been. Unfortunately, the poor way they have been treated reflects on a fair amount of them today. Might I suggest watching Once Were Warriors. 'Tis a sad fate. Then again, they were cannibals.

[openblue07]

@42overPi LOL once were warriors is a movie, not a doco. Have you ever been to a pub like the one in that film?

[42overPi]

@openblue07 Yes, I have, probably the scariest moments in my life besides a few chapters in F.E.A.R. 2. I didn't call it a doco, mate, I merely referenced it as a good source of information.

[openblue07]

@42overPi What part of NZ were you in when you saw a pub like the one in that movie? What was the name of the pub? I have been all over nz and never come across anything like it.

A good source of information? Do you find the transformers movies good sources of info on the states?

[42overPi]

@openblue07 Not the sharpest tool in the shed are you mate?

[openblue07]

@42overPi Why? Because i like to base my views on facts rather than movies? Where were you when you saw a pub like the one in that movie?

[42overPi]

@openblue07 You have exhausted my patience with your idiocies. Goodbye.

[openblue07]

@42overPi hahaha just another racist fool that cant back up his claims, get back under your bridge troll

[42overPi]

@openblue07 I'm a troll because you're a fuckhead? Good call, mate. Back under your bridge.

[openblue07]

@42overPi Your just a racist fool, that goes round believing what he sees in movies

[42overPi]

@openblue07 You are too stupid for words.

[AmericanTexanguy]

I played Rugby for a while.

This boys are on my: "Don't fuck with:" list,with Chuck Norris and the US Military.

[pharkoffcarnt]

mongrel dogs

[cyberyanmar]

do they have any prejudice against cheerleaders?

[Drakkanis]

Made me shed a tear. EPICNESS!

[HatashiLuvsU]

oh wow, that is inspiring o.o WOO!

[carioca2307]

payasada

[bobo9923]

GEOGRAPHY!!!!!!



[rahxephon52]

I wanna fight somebody after this.

[Twinkleh]

What language is this?

[MsMonstermovie]

@Twinkleh Maori.

[ileshious]

@Twinkleh Maori



[BELKIZHO]

Eminem told : "I'm not afraid"

[HeyHiGoodbye876]

GO ALL BLACKS!!! 2011 RWC CHAMPS!! :D We WAITED 24YEARS!! :D :D :D <3 <3 <3