lol Please somebody tell me this is a joke. If this is a joke I think its pretty good. Nice parody. I really doubt Jesus got around to a barber every few months. What about John the Baptist? He lived in the wilderness. If you a joking you are pretty funny. If you are serious you are just a douche.
Christians have an obligation to judge. They do not judge the heart of man but the conduct. Only God can judge the heart. However, God's word says to love what is good and hate what is bad. So man is obligated to judge good and bad. So man must make judgements of bad conduct and stay free from such. Read God's word the Holy Bible for knowlege. John 17:3 This means everlasting life, taking in knowledge of the one and only true God and the one he sent forth, Jesus Christ.
oh fuck you friutcake you have no idea what your talking about i know more about the bible than you i study every day and god did not say long hair is abominatoin how dare you lie on my god and emo and goth are not going to hell you dont know that what if he accepts jesus as his saviour then youd be wrong sure there wrong for the way they dress the lord said come as you are but you twisted that im a christian and i have long hair, samson had long hair, you a false teacher you heathen
One thing to consider: If God did or does not want men to have their hair long then why didn't he create the hair follicles on man to stop growing at half-an-inch or something.
Come to think of it, did you know that there is no instance of "Above the collar" or "Covering the ears" found anywhere in the Bible whatsoever?
Neither is there any instance of any kind of what length of hair would be measured as "Long hair" either?
These are things that people should consider. Thank you.
You can't think of any Christians who have long hair? Tons of Christian men have long hair and the bettles had shaggy hair and elton john has short hair!! LOL I think they were all raised catholic btw except for Marilyn I think he was raised protestant..think his dad was a preacher..he didn't have a good experience though. He was abused by his congregation and its not fair to use him as an example. So why do the orthodox priests to this day maintain longer hair..hmm?
The only thing that makes a person destin for hell (On a CHRISTIAN stand point) are those who don't follow God.
If a single sin is sending us to hell, we're ALL going to hell... even you. You can't avoid sin, therefore, you are NOT anymore blameless than him, me, or anyone else here.
By the way, the Pope is BALD. XD He doesn't have hair at all!
And another thing, my friend is a Christian and he DOES have long hair. He isn't gonna go to hell, though. (He won't cut it, either... we've tried.)
Yeah the Pope was BALD so whats your point. Bald is by no means a sin obviously. neither is long hair. I mean the only time the hair thing is mentioned in Holy Scripture is in 1st Corinthians where Paul mentions about hair length on men and women. Other then that, there is NO mention of any hairstyle or length being sinful or forbidden to people!! Not even a single place in Scripture says that having a certain length or amount of hair is of important. No hair length/style is better then another.
Deut. 13:13-19 commands the destruction of an ENTIRE town if so much as ONE person in it worships another diety. Ex. 31:12-15 demands the stoning of people who work Sunday Deut. 22:20-21 calls for the stoning of women who aren't virgins on their wedding night. Lev. 11:9-12 forbids eating SHELLFISH (shrimp, lobster, clams) Lev. 19:19 says no clothing made of MIXED FIBERS, no breeding different cattle together, or planting mixed seeds in a field. Timothy 2:12 says women can't be allowed to teach!
Leviticus 25:44-46, Exodus 21:2-6, Exodus 21:7-11, Exodus 21:20-21, Luke 12:47-48 - The Bible supports slavery. Read this shit, it seriously is in there.
is it just me or is this guy clearly gay??? so quick to judge but he himself... has the feminine side showing much more than his masculine side... he's clearly a queer... look at his hands.. flopping all around... dont judge gays unless your willing to judge yourself...
Christians -are- ghey... and so is shitty ass christfag music like Jars of Ghey and Audio Adrenaline and Grits. This guy made his video for the lulz like Landover Baptist. Get a god damn sense of humor, christfag.
FRICK NO!! im not trying to get attention in any way possible im just trying to correct him on a few things but it doesnt seem to be working so i just gave on him
ur such a moron i have long hair and im christian i agree with ch3mical jesus has long hair and ya underoaths christian listen 2 the lyrics so shut up and thats discrimination and thats a sin so oh ya and its not a sin 2 be fat
You can't think of any christians that have long hair? Look at Hillsong United, Underoath, Run Kid Run, Relient K, Norma Jean, ALL those christain bands. Oh, and lets not forget Jesus.
Jesus didn't have the necessary tools to cut his hair, the rest are just sinners and blasphemers.
Coming from a former musician (I gave up because the lifestyle was intervening with my religious views) we regularly have homosexual intercourse. I spoke to 'Tache and he put me on the right track.
Im a musician too, I have a "band" if you wanna call it, and i've never had "homosexual intercourse" and it depends on what music you play. Are you saying that people in worship bands have homosexual intercourses? My Chemical Romance, thats the kind of band that applys to what you're talking about.
My Chemical Romance? They're the biggest sinners out there today! Promoting self harm and homoerotic loving. It's filthy.
And obviously you aren't in a band at all (Lies are a sin, sinner) if you're forced to use quotation marks! Homosexual intercourse on the road is commonplace amongst good musicians; why do you think they can play the guitar so fast?
u always guide ur life this way? ur a man of god, ur a sinner.... im puzzled what the fuck gives u right to judge people like that ??? Cuz ur a believer ??? that doesnt give u shit to do what ur doing now. I hope u meet god soon though
I understand that you're very confused with your life in general, and that you have the IQ of a molusc, but that's no need to threaten me, Mr. Internet Tough Guy.
Mr. Internet Tough Guy ??? LOL erm, ok, sorry to bother you with the comment, go to your church, maybe u will feel better after that. And thanx 4 the complement regarding my IQ i really apreciate it lol
"Mr. Internet Tough Guy? lol, okay. Sorry to bother you with that comment. Go to your church, perhaps you will feel better after that? Also, thank you for the compliment regarding my intelligence. I really appreciate it, lol".
You people are so lulzy and gullbie. Also the Bible contradicts itself multipe times. If longhair is an abomination, what about Jesus? His hippy faggot ass had long hair, oh and that Samson guy! Gee what a load of confusing self-contradicting book of shit the Bible is.
When people call me an anti-christ or a satan worshiper, how else should I act? I'm not religious nor do I need to be so I can be a better person. Just because you are religious doesn't make you a better person then me as well.
This guy is retarded.
Dizzyksmash 1 year ago
tell me in the bible were it says that god wants u to dress in a suit
TheMetalkarnage 1 year ago
1st off-when talking about the Bible u r supposed to have a sense of seriousness.its ppl like u that make the rest look stupid.
2nd-God does not specifically tell u how to dress.if u say he does..thn prove it!
3rd-who r u to say who goes to heaven n who goes to hell? because unless u r god then i'd suggest u keep ur mouth shut about such delicate topics.
4th[last but not least]-why in the world would u lick ur lips in such a gay way while talking about men? hahah 2:19
pepegonzalez007 1 year ago 2
@pepegonzalez007 Really, seriousness? I thought the bible was just for major lulz
IgnoranceIsBliss7398 1 year ago
lol Please somebody tell me this is a joke. If this is a joke I think its pretty good. Nice parody. I really doubt Jesus got around to a barber every few months. What about John the Baptist? He lived in the wilderness. If you a joking you are pretty funny. If you are serious you are just a douche.
ladiesman5057 2 years ago
Christians have an obligation to judge. They do not judge the heart of man but the conduct. Only God can judge the heart. However, God's word says to love what is good and hate what is bad. So man is obligated to judge good and bad. So man must make judgements of bad conduct and stay free from such. Read God's word the Holy Bible for knowlege. John 17:3 This means everlasting life, taking in knowledge of the one and only true God and the one he sent forth, Jesus Christ.
stamosenterprises 2 years ago
oh fuck you friutcake you have no idea what your talking about i know more about the bible than you i study every day and god did not say long hair is abominatoin how dare you lie on my god and emo and goth are not going to hell you dont know that what if he accepts jesus as his saviour then youd be wrong sure there wrong for the way they dress the lord said come as you are but you twisted that im a christian and i have long hair, samson had long hair, you a false teacher you heathen
demigod7575 2 years ago
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demigod7575 2 years ago
One thing to consider: If God did or does not want men to have their hair long then why didn't he create the hair follicles on man to stop growing at half-an-inch or something.
Come to think of it, did you know that there is no instance of "Above the collar" or "Covering the ears" found anywhere in the Bible whatsoever?
Neither is there any instance of any kind of what length of hair would be measured as "Long hair" either?
These are things that people should consider. Thank you.
GBPackerLuke6 3 years ago
You can't think of any Christians who have long hair? Tons of Christian men have long hair and the bettles had shaggy hair and elton john has short hair!! LOL I think they were all raised catholic btw except for Marilyn I think he was raised protestant..think his dad was a preacher..he didn't have a good experience though. He was abused by his congregation and its not fair to use him as an example. So why do the orthodox priests to this day maintain longer hair..hmm?
cymbeli 3 years ago
Didn't Jesus Christ have long hair ? thats what it looks like in the pictures you know the portrait of jesus, and how does god want us to dress?
Kukkii1337 3 years ago
The only thing that makes a person destin for hell (On a CHRISTIAN stand point) are those who don't follow God.
If a single sin is sending us to hell, we're ALL going to hell... even you. You can't avoid sin, therefore, you are NOT anymore blameless than him, me, or anyone else here.
By the way, the Pope is BALD. XD He doesn't have hair at all!
And another thing, my friend is a Christian and he DOES have long hair. He isn't gonna go to hell, though. (He won't cut it, either... we've tried.)
ZetaNeubourn 3 years ago
Yeah the Pope was BALD so whats your point. Bald is by no means a sin obviously. neither is long hair. I mean the only time the hair thing is mentioned in Holy Scripture is in 1st Corinthians where Paul mentions about hair length on men and women. Other then that, there is NO mention of any hairstyle or length being sinful or forbidden to people!! Not even a single place in Scripture says that having a certain length or amount of hair is of important. No hair length/style is better then another.
xhemexx 2 years ago
I dunno what my point was 10 months ago.
I never said it was a sin. That's a society steriotype that long hair = bad guy.
ZetaNeubourn 2 years ago
My point was about when you said the Pope was bald...that ALSO is not a sin lol along with long hair.
xhemexx 2 years ago
Well then Im goin to hell.
plasmarounds999 3 years ago
Deut. 13:13-19 commands the destruction of an ENTIRE town if so much as ONE person in it worships another diety. Ex. 31:12-15 demands the stoning of people who work Sunday Deut. 22:20-21 calls for the stoning of women who aren't virgins on their wedding night. Lev. 11:9-12 forbids eating SHELLFISH (shrimp, lobster, clams) Lev. 19:19 says no clothing made of MIXED FIBERS, no breeding different cattle together, or planting mixed seeds in a field. Timothy 2:12 says women can't be allowed to teach!
Death2Bigots 3 years ago
i don't care if this is a "joke" - it's still stupid as hell.
danzarely2 3 years ago 2
Leviticus 25:44-46, Exodus 21:2-6, Exodus 21:7-11, Exodus 21:20-21, Luke 12:47-48 - The Bible supports slavery. Read this shit, it seriously is in there.
Death2Bigots 3 years ago
The Bible has a lot of ridiculous things, yet people blindly follow something men wrote long ago and has been mistranslated a hundred times.
Silly.
danzarely2 3 years ago
the comments on this video are bombastic. how can people not realize this is a joke...whats going on with the water supply
xEMTx 3 years ago
is it just me or is this guy clearly gay??? so quick to judge but he himself... has the feminine side showing much more than his masculine side... he's clearly a queer... look at his hands.. flopping all around... dont judge gays unless your willing to judge yourself...
mildredeto 3 years ago
Christians -are- ghey... and so is shitty ass christfag music like Jars of Ghey and Audio Adrenaline and Grits. This guy made his video for the lulz like Landover Baptist. Get a god damn sense of humor, christfag.
Death2Bigots 3 years ago
Well this is obviously sarcasm .
EyeHateFun 3 years ago
how do you know that having "long hair" means any hair. you could be sinning by not having your head shaved, or in other words having long hair.
bench175 4 years ago
yall i think this guy is just trying to get attention
TheAutisticGuy 4 years ago
It's you, you're the one looking for attention.
Makron5 4 years ago
FRICK NO!! im not trying to get attention in any way possible im just trying to correct him on a few things but it doesnt seem to be working so i just gave on him
TheAutisticGuy 4 years ago
well from my point of view hes getting only negative type of attention at least he gets what he wants i guess lol
OvanAlexander 3 years ago
ur such a moron i have long hair and im christian i agree with ch3mical jesus has long hair and ya underoaths christian listen 2 the lyrics so shut up and thats discrimination and thats a sin so oh ya and its not a sin 2 be fat
TKandJAKE 4 years ago
You can't spell a three letter word.
You don't deserve an opinion.
AtOdinsCall 4 years ago
You can't think of any christians that have long hair? Look at Hillsong United, Underoath, Run Kid Run, Relient K, Norma Jean, ALL those christain bands. Oh, and lets not forget Jesus.
XxXCh3micalXxX 4 years ago
Jesus didn't have the necessary tools to cut his hair, the rest are just sinners and blasphemers.
Coming from a former musician (I gave up because the lifestyle was intervening with my religious views) we regularly have homosexual intercourse. I spoke to 'Tache and he put me on the right track.
Thank you for purging me of my sins, 'Tache!
AtOdinsCall 4 years ago
Im a musician too, I have a "band" if you wanna call it, and i've never had "homosexual intercourse" and it depends on what music you play. Are you saying that people in worship bands have homosexual intercourses? My Chemical Romance, thats the kind of band that applys to what you're talking about.
XxXCh3micalXxX 4 years ago
My Chemical Romance? They're the biggest sinners out there today! Promoting self harm and homoerotic loving. It's filthy.
And obviously you aren't in a band at all (Lies are a sin, sinner) if you're forced to use quotation marks! Homosexual intercourse on the road is commonplace amongst good musicians; why do you think they can play the guitar so fast?
AtOdinsCall 4 years ago
Thank you!! maybe we can get through to him
TheAutisticGuy 4 years ago 2
Hopefully, but hey, its worth a shot.
XxXCh3micalXxX 4 years ago
This comment isn't making any sense at all. You are quite obviously beyond help as Satan has grasped your soul.
Good night, sweet prince.
AtOdinsCall 4 years ago
u always guide ur life this way? ur a man of god, ur a sinner.... im puzzled what the fuck gives u right to judge people like that ??? Cuz ur a believer ??? that doesnt give u shit to do what ur doing now. I hope u meet god soon though
OvanAlexander 3 years ago
I understand that you're very confused with your life in general, and that you have the IQ of a molusc, but that's no need to threaten me, Mr. Internet Tough Guy.
Repent.
AtOdinsCall 3 years ago
Mr. Internet Tough Guy ??? LOL erm, ok, sorry to bother you with the comment, go to your church, maybe u will feel better after that. And thanx 4 the complement regarding my IQ i really apreciate it lol
OvanAlexander 3 years ago
"Mr. Internet Tough Guy? lol, okay. Sorry to bother you with that comment. Go to your church, perhaps you will feel better after that? Also, thank you for the compliment regarding my intelligence. I really appreciate it, lol".
Is what you were trying to say.
Repent.
AtOdinsCall 3 years ago
You people are so lulzy and gullbie. Also the Bible contradicts itself multipe times. If longhair is an abomination, what about Jesus? His hippy faggot ass had long hair, oh and that Samson guy! Gee what a load of confusing self-contradicting book of shit the Bible is.
Death2Bigots 3 years ago
Christians are not to judge. So either don't judge me, or don't call yourself a true christian.
I could care less which you choose. But the funny thing is your own double standards. And the hypocrisy that goes along with them.
OvanAlexander 2 years ago
Sir, you need to repent and turn to God. Your words just sound to harbour incredible violance in them, there is no need for that really.
xhemexx 2 years ago
When people call me an anti-christ or a satan worshiper, how else should I act? I'm not religious nor do I need to be so I can be a better person. Just because you are religious doesn't make you a better person then me as well.
OvanAlexander 2 years ago
Your eyes are so pretty. They're making me gay so I'm going to go and pray to the lord for strength.
mindbomber 4 years ago