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  • The funny thing is, this is an actual party not just a comedic skit.

  • 0:35 second from the left

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  • Australian pride bitches!

  • thats seems a funny party to bad im not australian

  • @mustafa9785 Yes. It is awesome. Honestly the only party worth voting for!

  • @coldfire8840  yeah dude it totaly worth to vote for it

  • @ELEMENT1111100 i think the ad is a touch bad taste, but its only to get peoples attention, their policies are really good, but you cant seem to look past that

  • Disgusting

  • @GTAcowen thats a good enough reason

  • Still funny and relevant!

    Dear Apalmeic5,

    It's too bad that you can only define yourself by the fact that you have always worked, so have I and most able-bodied people I know, too. Yay us, we're the Working Families!

    I pity you because you have no sense of humour, and you can't see beyond your bank balance....I'll bet you're the kind of person who expects "a women" to be barefoot and pregnant AND have a job, yet thinks all women are either gold-diggers or feminazi's...Lol!

  • haha check out or parody of the election parties including the sex party

    funnily enough they are an awesome party

  • Only in Australia. I love it!

  • These people never left high school.

  • @JustALittleBitDim isnt it great

  • @39acu sod australia's backward governments and evil planet ones to,look at the banks making money from air as bonds,blank cheques filled with any cash amount,all why we lose jobs,get governments cut funding. feudalistic scum. A

  • @Apalmeic5 i dont know where this came from. But i've never lost a job, i dont know anyone that has lost a job....who was good at there job anyway. my parents just opened up a resturant and is hiring people from all walks of life. im an electrician and in the army reserves. im doing fine. i guess you just need to pick your careers carefully. idk. please explain where this is comming from?......and dont go off on a rant

  • @JustALittleBitDim yes and that makes them HOT

  • lmao at the guy doing the mouth blowjob sign. Great australian pride right there. :p

  • @benos i'm a proud aussie too.

  • No wonder stds are rising and intelligence is eroding. It's this obsession people have with sex.

  • @ChristianMission

    I don't think it's about being obsessed with sex I think it's more to do with not using protection. You could be plenty obsessed with sex safely without contracting an STD. Or have sex once this year without a condom and contract an STD. I don't think sex really affects intelligence either lol. Sex is very much human. A closed mind stops us from broadening our intelligence.

  • @ChristianMission the party itself isnt really about sex, the names just to grap peoples attention

  • my dad is in this ad, is there a way i can download it to have it?

  • @umbumz yes use zamzar :)

  • Omg in 0.35 the guy on the right sucks his jerkin deck -_-

  • This is the first patry to admit their wankers

  • The problem with these kinds of parties is they are too focused. I agree with their message but is this a libertarian party? Do they support gun-rights? How do they feel about social support systems?

  • @mrrobotica the party is only one year old, they have many policy's, but it takes a while to develop policy's on everything, their focus is social progression, just as the greens is the environment, ect ect, they are not stuck on one idea, but the things they focus on are the things being largely ignored by major parties, and thats what they are here to do, fight for those basic rights, but if it came to the crunch their policy is to use logic and understanding to come to new policy.

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  • @mrrobotica : Voting for single-issue parties brings attention to specific problems, which might otherwise be ignored.

    The green parties, which were originally pretty small and also single-issue parties, managed to exert enough pressure and influence on mainstream parties, so that now nearly all parties adopt green issues.

  • @mrrobotica : P.S.: Their official policy (posting URLs doesn't seem to work...) actually touches on more than one issue, even though it says nothing about gun-rights.

  • I love his voice!

  • For a free Australia!

    Honestly it is time that our government treated adults as adults.

  • I can understand why people would want to give gay couples something exactly the same as marriage in all but name, but marriage is more of a social institution now, that something just for straight religious couples- many non-religious couples get married, and this is perfectly accepted. So I would support calling it marriage. I hope I'm making this clear enough...

  • 0:36 Check out the fag on the left haha

  • I hate the current parties so much atm I voted for ASP. Abbot belongs in politics about 40 years ago and I don't think he's particularly competent either. Labor has screwed up most of what it did during its term, has the right ideas but no idea how to do it.

  • @trulies1105

    Winke winke machen?

    Nein, wichse wichse machen!

  • It's funny I think it's awesome that we have a progressive party, but I think they go too far, which kind of makes me a hypocrite.

  • So...

    If we vote for them do we get free handjobs?

  • This looks like the biggest group of dickheads ever...

  • @ahcoin1 Group of wankers more like.

  • HAHAHAHA the dude with the bowl haircut at 0.36 is priceless! :D

  • Last election, I voted for the Sex Party!

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  • Australia would be a much better place if they didn't censor the Internet it does now. Public morality is an imaginary issue thought up by religious fanatics and fascists.

  • UK Prime Minister David Cameron’s forebears have a long history in financial racketeering. His great-great grandfather, Emile Levita, a German Jew, was related to the German- Goldsmid banking family, and obtained British citizenship in 1871. He was the director of the Chartered Bank of India, Australia and China. - PLEASE Watch these videos - Lyndon LaRouche explains start of WW III . or - The Obama Deception. here on youtube. Google - Abolish Federal Reserve Petition. and sign it

  • @yendytok

    I bet if we looked into your [or anyone else's] family tree, we would find all sorts of crooks, shysters and criminals.

  • Can I be Australian now? Thanks!

  • It does not matter who is in power at the end of the day the big penis's will always win

  • is she reading 'God is NOT great' by Christopher Hitchens? Is it too late for donations?

  • ahahhhhahhaah thats funny as hell

  • Well I hope the hung government does not make too many jerk choices ... however much they want to approve of jerkchoices ;)

  • Best, ad, EVAR!

  • this is our election '10 parody

    like if u agree this year was really shoddy... this vid was with no offence intended

    well maybe to abbott

    check it out

  • Jerkchoices. lol

  • "Freedom to express your sexuality however you choose and with whoever you choose"

    Does that include pedophilia?

  • @Ilikemustard ... HUURR DURRHH .. There are laws that tell when a person is legally allowed to have sex, so it would only go off people that are 16 and older... HURRPA DURRPA DURRPA If someone is under the age limit obviously it would be illegal, your so smart with your smartness aren't you. The only problem is that your fucking retarded

  • @josephsimeon

    The only problem is the sentence I quoted makes no reference to age laws, so it is entirely possible to misinterpret it. Your use of "hurrr"s and "durrr"s is completely uncalled for in this scenario.

    >your fucking retarded

    >your

    The irony, it burns. Go back to being a 16 year old internet superhero.

  • @Ilikemustard The only real problem is that you did not regard the laws when making a comment. If your sexuality conflicts with the laws of your country obviously there will be consequences to expressing it... You could of added a little more information into your comment, could you not? It is not that hard to type.

    INTERNET SUPERHERO AWWWAAAAYYYY!

  • The preferences of the Australia Sex Party helped the Greens in a number of Senate seats.  Just goes to show they weren't a joke party after all.

  • @mooneepondskid haha i like that you're implying that the Greens aren't a joke

  • @InferiorPotassium93 Actually,what I was implying was that the Australian Sex Party wasn't a joke party.

  • Idiocracy

  • THE AUSTRALIAN SEX PARTY SCORED 1.73% OF VOTES COMPARED TO THE FAMILY FIRST PARTY .93%.....GOES TO SHOW THAT PERVERTS OUT NUMBER FAMILYS 2 TO 1THE CROSS WILL BE GOING OFF TONIGHT, TRANNYS ALL GOING ASS TO MOUTH FREE OF CHARGE TO CELEBRATE...

    YOU PUTRID BOTTOM FEEDERS!!! LOL

  • The mega conservative and anti-abortion DLP just got a senator in Victoria. They only came one position higher than the Sex Party. Next election the ASP has to get less shitty preferences. VOTE SEX.

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  • PUTRID

  • I wank, I vote.

  • this is seriously an amazing party

  • At first, I thought the ASP was just a party with a funny name.

    But I've looked into all their policies, and if I could marry a party, this would be my soulmate.

    Honestly: Please vote ASP.

  • This party actually have incredibly brilliant policies on such areas as euthanasia and abortion.

    I really think that anyone who wants to judge, should first check out what they stand for into deeper detail.

    I know they have my vote :D

  • I voted for the ASP today...get the government out of my bedroom...it's too small as it is!

  • Some people commenting on this video are morons who know nothing about it.

    They have some pretty good policies. That's if you even bothered to check before you dismiss them.

    And no you idiots they are not saying you can go rape a kid if you want. One of there policies is actually to start a royal commission into stopping child pornography.

  • Is this some kind of Joke

  • @incaic0 That's what I'm thinking. I bloody hope so.

  • I saw this on the ballot paper today and coudln't beleive my eyes, at first I thought what a wonderful democracy we have, when I came home and googled the party and saw this Ad I thought how sickening this party is...A serious political party using masterbation gestures in an advertising campaign and supporting the destruction of the importance of the Marrige act being between a male and a female only, amoung other sexual deviancies. Im all for equal rights, but not for vast over sexualisation.

  • @timewarlord SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • @EllyWestaway That is such an intelegent reply and you even went to the extent of hitting caps lock just to express how important it is. Would you care to express why you disagree or perhaps divulg a little more of your opinion then simply typing profanities in caps lock.

  • @timewarlord Why does the "importance of the Marriage Act" have to be wrapped up in it's exclusivity? Does it take something away from the value of marriage to allow *all* couples who love and are devoted to each other the right to marry? Do you really think marriage is important just because it excludes certain people?

  • @spookyfbi8

    If you want the government "out of our bedrooms", why have a Marriage Act at all?

    And why is it only COUPLES? If the four of us are deeply in love, why can't we all marry each other?

    Why can't I marry my father, mother, brother and sister?

    I love them all, and I am devoted to them all.

  • @bairen2002 Do you really love them in such a way that you'd want to be married to and have sex with them? If so then... more power to you, I guess...

  • @spookyfbi8 Marrige is the fundamental building block of western socitey and family, it's exclusivity is what makes it important, for centuries marrige has been sacred in religion and law as a bond between a man and a woman. I have no problem with same sex couples, not with them partaking in a union identicle to marrige with all the same legal and spiritual rights and rituals, but it shouldn't be called, labeled or refered to as marrige. Because a minority group wants change why should we all?

  • @timewarlord But why would you deny the "fundamental building block of western socitey and family" to couples who are wanting to start a family in western society, simply because they are gay? That doesn't seem fair. And the fact that they're a minority group doesn't invalidate their right to equality. If you lived in a community where 10% of the residence were black, and they were recieving unequal treatment, would you think it was ok because they were a minority? How many people does it take

  • @spookyfbi8 before inequality is not ok? 20%? 30%? 49.99%? Besides, this is not something that will affect anyone other than same-sex couples who want to marry. It will not invalidate your marriage if you are married, and if you're not, you'll still be able to get married or not as you wish. The only thing that will change is that gay people will also have the same option that straight people take for granted. How can anybody see this as a bad thing?

  • @spookyfbi8 i totally agree

  • @spookyfbi8 There are a plethora of reasons to exclude homosexual people from using the term marrige, I have no prob with gay ppl sharing a union in a ceremony and having identical legal rights to straight married couples, but I believe that marrige as a legal and social term should remain exclusivley for straight couples. This affects everyone who is married as their exclusive hetero marrige rights would be shared with gay couples, altering centuries of legal and spiritual tradition.

  • @timewarlord I'm sorry, what are the reasons? The only reason you gave was tradition, and I really have a hard time understanding why that, in and of itself, should be a reason to hold up equality. I'm sure there were a few white men many years ago who begrudged the fact that they would have to share the vote with women and blacks, but that doesn't mean that giving women and blacks the right to vote was wrong. Tradition is all well and good, but not when it stands in the way of equality.

  • @timewarlord

    "I'm all for equal rights, but only for people who share my narrow-minded prejudices".

    I fixed that for you.

  • @bfderef No not at all, I have gay friends and family their well being is vitally important to me, however I believe marrige is a fundamental aspect of socitey a foundation of western clulture for millenea, a legal and religious right shared between men and women since time immortal. What gives gay people the right to encroach upon straight rights to marrige exclusivity, I support a gay exclusive equivilent to marrige with identical legal rights and spiritual importance Simply not called Marrige

  • Epic, i voted the sex party :3 :3

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  • @msjayg1 AMEN! 

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  • Great add

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *takes breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • haha love to see that on TV

  • The Australian Sex Party should get a spot @ the senate here.. roohaaaa..

  • Best campaign ad I've seen in years

  • 0.36 .. the guy pretending to have a dick in his mouth. BAHAHAHA

  • Looks like the dude at 0.32 is reading on the toilet

  • I hope you guys keep to your policies as stated on your official websites policies page, in particular, decriminalizing all drugs for personal use. I picked you over greens for the senate purely because of this fact.

  • I'm in the United States of America, we need a party like this...genius.

    Wish all the Australians the best of luck and they get a party that gives them what they asked for!

  • @reborntheglassbatch

    Thanks. We did very well for a first-time party. It'd be great to see a sister party formed in the US.

  • ...no really...is this a joke? coz a party thats main policy is jerk choices...its just too funny LOL. i can imagine this party running australia, they create a new national sex holiday where everyone stays home to fuck all day lmaoooo!!

  • voted for 1 in senate 

  • #1,2 for my senate vote XD

  • So with no really policy to help the country, this party is aim to send our country straight to hell!

  • @jackcmsxjdz Better them than someone who believes in fiery pixies that live in a hole in the ground.

  • @jackcmsxjdz It will still be run byt either labour or liberal lol, they'll just get seats in the senate... i'm cool with that :P

  • @jackcmsxjdz youre going to hell. :)

  • Some of those girls would give the worst handjobs...

  • I was going to vote for Liberal, but then I saw that 'Aust Sex Party' was an option. I had never heard of them before, but I instantly liked the sound of them so gave them my number 1 vote. Jerk choices - fuck yeah bro.

  • I put them as 1 and 2 on my senate vote! ..

  • fags.

  • Gl guyz u have my vote 4 the upper house

  • I split my voite equally between the Hunters and Shooters Party and the Sex party, it is less a vote for responsible national policy than the desription of a really excellent weekend, but it is better than voting for either major party this year!

  • am proud to say I'm voting for them today for the upper house. we can count on them to try to block all socialist bills from the house of reps.

  • Lol I votes for them!

  • @chojekk

    the jews run the world?

    what the fuck you talking about?

  • @ginger0unit lol what an idiot.

  • If I lived in a Australia this would be my party.

  • <3 May you be successful in all your endevours

    

  • @Yoyo9421 israel wins wars cause of America u dumb fuck... And the jews run America and the rest of the world the fkn pieces of shit. Australia is convicts from england and the land is the Abo's. And yes the aussies need to have some fucking morals.

  • fucking poofs,

  • I'm voting these guys in the Senate. So far only they and the Greens have argued for an R18 rating for video games. Family 1st are idiots. Don't see that more restrictive rating system would help make it harder for yungins getting their hands on games that in other countrys they have to be over 18 to play (our current highest rating is only MA15+). Both Labour and Liberal Partys don't even KNOW or care about this issue. Time to make them hear it, because 60,000 australians at least care about it

  • IM VOTING FOR THE SEX PARTY FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAA

  • We need a sex party in Canada!!!!

  • i would "vote 1" for them if i was 18...

  • What a bunch of wankers

    (pun)

  • I'm voting for the Sex Party in the senate tomorrow both because I like their policies and because I like where they're preferences are flowing so I don't have to worry about voting below the line.

  • vote [1] SEX in the senate tomorrow people!

  • Show all pollies they are wankers!

  • Show all polies they are wankers!

  • The free expression guy is really hot.

  • @harmoniousmadness why thank you =D

  • They would be a good political party if their policies seriously extended past free choices and equality, which are noble causes. But I seriously doubt that a country swimming in drugs, public sex and self indulgence could go far in this world.

  • @1RARCOMM maybe do some research about the realities of how countries with decriminalised drug use work before you look like an idiot. They actually have lower rates of usage. Drugs are not a law enforcement problem, they are a health and social problem & should be treated that way. As a former drug cop I can't even begin to tell you how much is wasted on the "war on (some people who use some) drugs"

  • @littlejjmonster Complete decriminalisation of drugs would be long and hard, bullshit a meth head who finally had legal access to drugs would stop being a drain on society. Besides, all they have to do is have the best military budget policy and my Co-workers and I would vote for them hands down.

  • LOVE it!

  • decriminalisaiton of personal drug use, cessation of sniffer dogs, clear and fair abortion laws, royal commision into child abuse in the church, medical marijuana, ending of tax exempt status for religions, free drug testing at events, tota......l equal rights for all sexualities, an overturning of draconian censorship and no net filter. the list goes on......

    they got my vote

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  • @1RARCOMM Any person working on your plain, could be high. If they were working on your PLANE, that would be a different story.

  • @KrunchyJD Well spotted, just ah, remove the evidence there.

  • Pffff and people are worried about Tony Abbott making us look like idiots . . .what a joke.

  • Bunch of fukin jerk off poofters!

  • you have my vote

  • Too bad i am living in the Netherlands. I would definitely vote for sex party.

  • @RezzaNL Thats cool, if it is possible I will go over and live in the Netherlands, where I can ride a bicycle in peace, and you can live over hear in Redneck wonderland and vote for the Sex party.

  • @RezzaNL Can we swap countries then?

  • Good luck at tomorrows erection

  • You got my vote you foxy minxes you ;)

  • Jesus, reading some of these comments... The people against ASP are crazy. ASP are a good thing... we NEED to get this country OUT of 1953, and IN to 2010. Sure, this ad mostly promotes the freedom of partnership, but there's so much more involved. For instance, take a look at the policies on their website. On another note, I'm not homosexual by any means, but who are you (the negative commenters) to determine who can love who? You uptight prudes. Wake up.

  • Holy freaking crap.... I thought this was just a joke... but it's actually a real political party. These guys are unbelievable. These fags will wanna bang horses no doubt. Beyond immoral.

  • @Daracon75 immorality lol.... oh no people doing whatever they with with who ever they want!!!!!

    Man just suck a dick and give me a smile ya miserable morality monkey.

  • @sbtech01 Oh so you're okay with children who consent to sex to have sex with the elderly I see..... And you also consent to people having sex with animals too... You sick fuck.

  • @Daracon75 I'm-ok-with-this.jpg

  • Why are you removing comments?

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  • If this party get in office and power Australia then there will be MILLIONS of AUSTRALIAN REFUGEES ........ Everyone will be on a one way ticket out of here.... Where is the morality gone....

  • @sargentrobo What makes you think that? I wouldn't mind a sex party representative in Senate. They'll help us ditch that shitty internet filter.

  • @QuadfishTym Agreed....stupid internet filtering

    

  • @QuadfishTym Why the hell would you want to look at fallacious and illegal content... It is so messed up. Its the innocence of our children that would be taken away and abused. Why would you even think of such things. Its absolutely absurd ....

  • @sargentrobo there are a number of reasons its crap:

    it doesnt block just child porn etc, it blocks things like games and movie sites refused classification in aus.

    it will slow the internet down by up to 30%. companies in america that push more traffic than all of aus have implemented more efficient ways of blocking sites for under a mil.

    it DOESNT WORK. people dont get CP off websites, they use shit like IRC, TOR, and freenet. even if they did, it is blindingly easy to get around the filter.

  • @dgabbless Its "sus" that you know that or why you would want to know anything like that!!!

  • @sargentrobo i know because anyone doing doing any serious illegal shit on the net does it using those resources.it makes it MUCH harder for it to be traced by cops, or anyone. especially TOR and freenet.

  • @sargentrobo even the child protection agencies and whatnot say that the filter should not be implemented. The filter is essentially to slowly turn us into the state China is in, its not about "protecting the children".