Scientology and Christianity

[TheGeorgieEm]

*everyone pulls out a bible*

[speedlord2]

Well, this was stupid, and disrespectful. -:( unsub. I'm not Scientologist and Christianity isn't my way either.

[JuliaC96]

"drake... It's not job, it's •job•"

[Bridgalufus]

@lexiloolaa actually the one they were saying is job. Joan is pronounced Jo-ab. Just like it's spelled. Lots of confusion bible names :)

[lexyloolaa]

'jobe' is spelt joab.... just saying :)

[AngelofMusic2211]

Michael are you a Christian?

[LAWLoROFL]

@AngelofMusic2211 No he is agnostic :]

[EJJacob7]

Are u christian? I am.

[drofkcots0ennear]

It clearly says Job. Not J-O-B-E. Psh, everybody knows that one.

[shadowjaffacake]

Is Michael a Christian?

[ammiella]

I wish my friends were like this XD god that'd be fun times.

[bindobud]

They died? Well that's a pretty major bug in your life, how much does it cost to cure that?

[jessface777]

Hahhaha at his pronunciation of Job! ;P

[Jessylove1020]

Drake is hilarious xD hahahaha

[bunnies2000]

when he said Job wrong i thought exactly what you said

[xXmissparamoreXx]

Mee!

[raygunnxx]

"the views expressed herein are solely those of the author/speaker and do not reflect the views of Arandavision"

Who else paused to read that?

[ShotUrGoldFish]

oh man your Drake friend (i think that was his name) is freaking hilarious lmfao

"therefore its not my fault that I got it wrong, its Gods fault" hahhahah!

[Alimira1000]

XD babies are born like this"

Lol job, jobe, whatev

[Yalonda24]

Michael you pronouced "Job" right. Your friend didnt. : )

I like how you guys also didnt get in a battle over the "religion" lol. I mean I'm straight up christian (or in other words have a "relationship" with the lord) and this video.. made me laugh : ) World of Warcraft.. lol.

[Averyluckypenny]

I was babysitting and my kid asked me what scientology was and i couldn't explain it, and I showed him this. I'm not his babysitter anymore. haha

[TheLmfaoMovement]

World of warcraft <3

[jimbo1825]

your in touble for making this video now no doubt. tom cruise and john Travolta is going to hide in your closet.

[xZak777x]

That is the greatest explanation of Scientology I've ever heard.

[agathaandpenelope]

Who heard him mispronounce Job and thought 'ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!'

Please say I'm not alone.

[DarkJewel0910]

@agathaandpenelope me!!1

[DarkJewel0910]

@agathaandpenelope me!!

[agathaandpenelope]

@DarkJewel0910 haha yess! Best show ever.

[hotjtllove]

Mom's... asleep... Can't breathe... Trying to hold in laughter xDDDD Ahaha...

[exigo228]

you fight them.. within...

...

the bugs

hahahahaha

[Juliatkins]

i love how he pronounces job's name wrong....and then tries to redeem himself by reading some more...love this video

[Zoesstuff]

no, it totally was like J-O-B...

haha

[sweetharmonee]

i saw a baby birthed standing up like a football pass....it wasn't as funny...and much messier....but this video brought back some lovely flash backs!

[Hasbroism]

"It's God's fault"

I love that, haha.

[officialravenzoe]

haha GIMME DA BAYBAE.

[leeflailmarch]

Is that really what Scientology is about?

LOL @ "Jobe!"

[genius69notcute]

@leeflailmarch No, don't use this video as a source of information about Scientology.

[waffle23456]

jajajajajaaja!!!

[MusicIsLife742]

lol, woww. That was unique

[nerdfight4awesome]

TOUCHDOOOWN! lol, poor Kristina looks so tired.

[teamrocketsucks]

this is actually such a good representation of how mindless christians think

not ALL christians

but some

[misspollyjane]

haha yeah "Job" in the bible is totally pronounced "Jobe".

[tunawrangler1]

omg michael you are so awesome, it's very rare something makes me laugh (because i've seen so much funny stuff something has to be hilarious for me to laugh) and you make me bust up

[radioschizo]

I like this. It's always cool when funny people get together and just talk about nonsense. It works so well sometimes.

[MrWinston1984]

Christians should start charging 380,000 dollars for being "born again" and fair gaming atheist this way we can live in a world "A world without insanity, without criminals and without war".

Because then we'd call our criminally insane OT's.

[michaelaranda]

He is not.

[crabstickz]

Lmao, many interesting points here.

[dangerouslytalented]

YAY a talking Job...

I didn't know that South Park did Christianity as well as $cientology...

But Hankey the christmas poo...

[c0ffybeanz]

LMFAO

Apparently giving birth is like taking a massive dump.

[13katty13]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!

[swEetlOve930528]

omg.... lol

[Watson21995]

wow lol

[cookie4monster4]

ahaha this is awesome. You guys are hilarious!

[CrayolaaWonderr]

LOL. JOBE. lol. n00b.

[holsson85]

Lollolololol!

I once saw a video with a women giving birth standing up, cool...in a nasty kind of way...

[unodiner0]

For a touchdown? ROFL!

[PKMNnerdfighter]

Congrats! It's a bible!

[3ly]

Haha, interesting.

[humiliat3dGrape]

That's not Kristina... *confused*

[PapaMagnum]

Are these guys high?

[InevitablyDIANNE]

Rofl. XD

"Give me the baby! I'm Tom Cruz."

[ragonastik]

it's spelled "Cruise". he's not mexican.

[Gwen102938]

HAhahah Wow that was funny...

[superfox1080]

This is epic. People who can be this funny without scripting are the kinds of people I love to be around.

And great depiction with the Bible in seeing how to birth. "Gimme da baby, I'm Tom Cruise!" XD

[manaiscoo]

Lol no thats jobe. Im pretty sure this was job.

[darkemage]

"It's god's fault."

"You have to go to the Scientology hospital. And as we've seen, you die."

Hahahaha :) Nice touchdown comment, this made me laugh :)

[sweetlovefinally]

"it was totally spelled J-o-b." hahahaahhaha

[annspade]

I literally L'ed OL at "it's not JOB, it's Job". Your voiceover was hilarious.

LOL, "didn't they do that in-house with scientology witch doctors."

LOL at 2:32! :D

[nerdfighting1]

Why does Tom Cruise sound like Katherine Hepburn??

[michaelaranda]

Tom Cruise IS Katherine Hepburn! :O

[theboredone]

I should be offended, but that was hilarious, so it's okay.

Like the Bible says, its not your fault, it's Tom Cruise's fault

[DisorderlyKonduct08]

"NO...it was totally JOB!" lmao

[dontxtalk]

"it's not my fault that I got it wrong, it's god's fault" hahah XD

[JustMargaret]

"Gimme the babay, I'm Tom Cruise. I'm going to Scientology."

[thewinekone]

I really thought one of them would spike the Bible. :(

[lillyevans22]

websters hello?

[absintax]

J.O.B

hahahaha

[valiantjosh]

J.O.B thats funny, crazy shinanagins!!

[AJtheweirdo]

why the fuck did they put world of warcraft at 0:07?

[Cursetina]

hence the w.o.w.

awesome video

[meowlar]

cause it was hilarious. =]

[paramorer0x]

this is the most hilarious thing i've seen...in a while

:P

[gamerolled]

I hope you guys haven't been... no, I don't want to give the CO$ the idea, they would do it.

[ClingingMars]

I lol'd, WoW!

[kaelinjohns]

god is real but you dont have to believe in it

[GodIsReal101]

How to become a Christian. Click on:

Godisreal101

[falletron]

I say "Jawb". Like jobby.

[jessicalove214]

that was awesome...

totally favorited!!

[KaraStyler]

Funny!!!

[GodIsReal101]

GOD IS REAL

[bobjf1987]

SO IS SANTA

[JeSuisSamm]

hahah! what to mak a touchdown? lol

awesome

[NerdsAreHumansToo]

hilarious.

i love drake.

[ktbug61490]

I want what ever religion these guys are on.

[KatiexEraseHerFace]

Stefan, your Tom Cruise impression was pretty much dead on.

and then Drake's pronunciation of Job. epic. :D

[Toddly00]

oh i love you guys

the part i loved the most. . . .drake giving birth to the bible. . . . beautiful

[TGal227]

I think I'm in love with this video.

[BarryAldridge]

This video is brillant Michael. Stefan is brillant as well.

[DrakeSizzle]

Gee thanks Berry,

[BarryAldridge]

Oops sorry Drake.

[MimsieSky]

I really didn't think you all could be more hilarious and more offensive than you already are. I love it. hahahahaha <3

[solhybel]

haha, touchdown lol

[becomingsierra827]

haha "Its not job, it's Job" As soon as he said that, i was hoping somebody would correct him or it would have drove me crazy.

[mihiro2]

and no religion too...

imagine all the people living life in peace :D

[thefishel]

hahaha oh man, everything in that video was hilarious!

[r32faisal]

"It's not my fault that I got it wrong.. It's god's fault." Lol

[Paumonsu]

Scientology and Christianity are the same thing. A lie

[Cohenism]

Really? Come on. This video has almost nothing to do with either subject.

Calm down and laugh a little.

[PureEru]

Lawls"This is Bible not dictionary" :D

[alotofcheese76]

ha that was awesome

but the end like oober spooked me

[BlindAngel05]

This was great... I'm going to scientology.. daemn

[sivartis]

See you at the Hollywood gathering?

~Trav

[sihamlovesyou2]

in many ways life in general can be compared to WoW. we all just run aroung killing wild boars when there's nothing better to do.

When i picture Katie Holmes giving birth, the baby is just a plastic japenese baby doll.

i dunno, don't ask

[straightupBO]

You are a plastic Japanese baby doll.

[sihamlovesyou2]

oh REAL mature! . . . . thats what yer mom said last night! *schwing*

[straightupBO]

Lmao okay?

[leroy1106]

Scientology is the cause of many suicides, abortions, and needless deaths. It is a dangerous, evil cult. The leader has a 9th grade education. He has assaulted dozens of under-links. Write your congress person now to revoke their tax exempt status. It is not a religion, it is no more a belief then you believing you will win the lotto.

Wake up America, you are a great country, don't let dirtbags get away with harming your children. Come on!

[tGette]

LOL! What was that accent given for the Tom Cruise impersonation?!?

"Give me the baby, I'm Tom Cruise, I'm goin' to Scientology now!"

HAHAHAHA!

[dorkyjenny]

You guys are so silly. :D

[watchdog2007]

lol tom cruise ad pop out when he started talking about scientology...

i dont really get scientology... :D epic gear? haha

the great jobe vs job debate

[ZsikaiD]

Haha very nice.

C=

[inpursuitofcolson1]

lol silly drake

[Loneninjaturtle]

I love that scientology was compared to WoW lol, classic (^_^)

[rgf610]

Job is Jobe. Classic! Poor God gets blamed for everything.

[ticklebutton62]

hehe xD

[goingforthegold]

that was great!

[AllieIsBored]

Drake gave birth to the Bible XD

[allthelostones]

This is amazing!

[TheWorldOfJames]

is it just me or does the sound fade out after everything they say?

[AmandaSvensson1]

No, it does. I didn't even notice it until you said it :P

[lovechild1403]

I'm on neither side... But wouldn't making a touchdown with a baby be kind of difficult? They're sort of gooey and they might just slip out of your grasp...

[Ikklemee8]

this was awesome =]

[ashiamalashia]

I love how you guys can just keep going with your crazy conversation haha.

[alhi]

"dictionary doesn't apply to the bible"

lol

"was like that" lol

[johnofjordan]

I don't know why but despite being a subscriber I actually thought this might've been a serious discussion. Alas. lol

[thatzak]

win

[wannabeinhogwarts]

lol. Bible diving.

"The dictionary doesn't apply to the Bible."

[BekahAnNoah]

haha nice epic vid.

[StevenExists]

Epic win. I love hearing people pronounce some of the Old Testament books of the bible for teh lulz.

[leeawesome]

"Katie Holmes didn't die"

ummm I beg to differ.

[jhoney313]

"Give me the baby." Hahahaahaha

[hairsprayqueen]

Stefan should start the Scientology Football League. Newborn baby? 6 points!

[UncoProductions]

Lol....  i wonder what the jersey's would look like.....

something with the mothership on it perhaps?

[Cadisawi]

It's totally god's fault

[kira902k]

ahahahahah

oh my.

hahah.

[redatpct]

i am thoroughly confused....

[MarchHatterofWoe]

how much iz mah epic gear gunna cost after i pay the 100k entry fee tobeable to buy my epic gear?

[wallysfolly]

ummmm.... haha definitely pronounced JOBE

[pennygoo]

hahahaaa

[smashleyley]

He just shat out a Bible.

Hah.

[pennygoo]

well that IS where the bible came from...

[blath]

You guys...are my heroes.

[horizon92lee]

lol touchdown for mr.crusie=p

[mochelleyo]

hahahah <3 :D

[vanness5]

hahaha, excellent. what brings more mirth into the world than criticism of religious nuts. hahaha.

Have no fear friend, I felt cheated when I found out it was pronounced Joe b instead of job as well.

I am working out the difference between ratio and patio as we speak.

[debaster]

Job...lol

[sandwichperson]

Is Xenu like Arthas?

[neina5]

Touchdown. xD Tom Cruise just said that doctors are allowed in Scientology. Sure he thinks we all need more exterminators in ours life.

[squishie427]

Oh wow. <3

[MusicIsFreedom42]

Haha you guys have the coolest conversations ever. Hilarious.

[ticklemepoynter]

I thought that was Kristina! xD

Wow. About the pregnancy LOL.

I totally thought football too.

[CameraSnob]

It was Kristina. =]

[ticklemepoynter]

I know it was.. D:

The sidebar confirmed that.

[thelazyage]

LMAO- that's all that can be said

[silverangel91900]

ha. this is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[kristINtheMoment]

Bahaha, this is where i say, OMG Katie Holmes parent's live right down the road! Woooo :D

Go Ohio

And was that the bible that Drake gave birth to? Oh Job....Drake <3

[Cohenism]

I just want to listen to Stefan and Drake have a very long conversation that ultimately leads nowhere.

"Scientology witch doctors" might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[HanBananOringinalNut]

Job is a name though. lol

Wow, lovely.

Poor Katie Holmes... Tom Cruise is crazy.

[livin4hymn]

haha, random late night discussions are always made of win! thanks for the laugh, I needed that today!

[WowKablamo]

Wow, all my religious and scientific questions have been answered

[MaureenD716]

"The dictionary doesnt apply to the bible."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Amazing!

[shakenjason]

When did you go to Vegas?