Korean Stand Up Comedy John Ki Hogtown

[Thyrdeye3000]

That's a pretty cool song at the beginning... can somone ID it?

[AyuChan17]

Hahahaha >3<!

He's so funny XD!!

[415Underdog]

white crowd

[RubixProduction]

best crown ever ahah

[katiemaiya]

Funny Chi - I mean, Korean dude.

[XItsxANGELbaby]

LMFAO!!!!! ohhhh god he killed me

[stansmx]

haha im Russian and this guy is the shit

[ayanishiki22]

you should change your last name to Kim. I have a teacher named mr. kim and almost everyone was like 'oh so your korean' and his like ' IM CHINESE!!!'. LMFAO

[Microglia1]

This guy is fucking hilarious!

[Kriskof]

I was watching this with my white friend, he got offended. I'm Chinese, I laughed my ass off. I don't get it. :|

[red44ever]

dude is funny

[richkid89]

lmao!!! This guy rocks!!!!!!

[shufflek3rw]

i got to admit it its pretty Funny it made me laugh hard

[plumedekiwi]

Hilarious and great energy !

[PaulJordan318]

Ha ha ha! I'm Jewish and this guy is the shit!

[JUGUNchocoman]

hahaha im black this guy is the shit

[randy1807]

whats that intro song at the very start ???????

[willyslee]

you need too say somthing for the word cat in vietnamise (which is meo) noy who eating cat....lol

[sghay]

"I met her HERE.." ha ha!!

[butteryblue]

Why is most stand up comedy about race?

[holyknight234]

@butteryblue because it's funny!

[Velvetdusk09]

@butteryblue just the ones you watch. I've seen plenty that aren't. But I guess if you're non-white, some of the funniest shit that happens to you is race or culturally related. Family and childhood are often a source of comedy and if you're family is Norwegian I guess lots of your comedy will be Norwegian related. Other comedians take every-day occurences as the source of their comedy. That's my two cents

[kevinAPFX]

For real? Did I hear Welland? Another Korean from Welland? LIES! :) I grew up there!

[SuperHuynher]

LOL We need more asian stand up comedians.

[BiRainFangirl6]

that was freakin hilarious dude-also i love the korean culture but im black btw-

[kit2ng219]

@BiRainFangirl6

his' bestfriends' black

[cooper18183]

i know john ki my mom works with him at yellow pages

[signupsigma]

i can tell from the silouhette that the girl at 2:11 is hot.

[theultimateultimatum]

9 autistic people hit the wrong button.

[Minnanohime]

LMAO OMG. This was great!

[SmittShow]

wow is everyone high as fuck in the audience or what cause i didn't think this was that funny, he plays the race card for every joke....weak

[iFixComputer]

@SmittShow I bet you met a few bouncers on your way out of all the clubs?

[PooPooGamer]

Very Funny stuff!

[jvisentin]

terrible, absolutely horrendous comedian. Just because he's not white doesn't mean he isn't a talentless racist with no jokes other than obvious and established racial stereotypes which he reinforces at every opportunity. 

[gabsylv]

@jvisentin He's not original, like the brilliant Marg. Cho, but he might develop

[borhap399]

@jvisentin stereotypes are funny (i.e. russell peters)

[SmiIeEmptySeoul]

LMFAO! EPIC!!

[N0tsobad]

those are some really high/drunk racist audiences, they laugh at every single stereotypical joke like it's the funniest thing they have ever heard. LOL

[leklekbruva]

funnniestt cunt hahahaha

[Kylloen]

This guy is the most awesome stand up comedian ive seen in a while!

[mumakil38]

everything he says...can TOTALLY relate!!! haha

[gxryd3r]

hilarious

[petiteasiahoney]

How about that white dude working at a convenient store smell like spoiled milk. LOL

[drshields1988]

dude i want to eat dog/cat. ive only eaten cow, pig, chicken, lamb, and fish and theres thousands of diff types of animals/meats out there.

[imcrazycoo]

dog tastes liek chicken. honestly.

[TheGeoChick]

This is soo funny. Im Chinese/Mexican, and I have to put up with so much crap... Funny thing is, I have never seen an asian eat dog meat, but I have seen mexicans eat cat... its like a delicacy down there or something... Its just not a widely known stereotype I guess.

[junkevin]

usually mexicans and chinese don't get along very well. at least from what ive seen

[TheGeoChick]

My mom and pa get along really well... our families are cool too... there's also a good number of Asians living in Mexico, which would technically make them Mexican. So I guess they get along just fine for the most part...

[samuraiyao]

You live inside a box.. Just open that muthafucka and you'll see what life is really like..

[RaventailBlacktalon]

He's coming to my college and I get to see him for free. Thought I'd check out his stuff ahead of time. Can't wait! He's awesome!

[badplayaTK]

no wonder he won... he's funny :D

[firebreathingape]

whats the track called?

[012victory]

LMFAO so true...

but i dont get about the cat thing,

[FIREVAULT54]

asianz eat cat/dogs? hahaha

[xxkristard]

probably relating back to the "are you chinese?" thing ^^

[joonthebaboon]

LOL that was hilarious man, I'm looking forward to your upcoming stand-ups.

[dapwn3ritswatido]

AhAhA Macaroni and Cheeez!

[ShinyComics]

how do the waiters walk by without laughing?

[NexusFive]

They see the routine multiple times. If you go to Yuk Yuk's you'll notice that a comedian can be booked for a few days with 2-3 shows per night. It's the same routine.

[misheel123]

whats the song in the beginning?

[asianboy503]

'the way i live' i'm not sure who its by.

[twistedsting]

the way i live by huey i think

[misheel123]

i got it

this is the way i live by baby boy

thx anyways =]

[lennyjr1]

mr ki

keep it up.

u r doing good, sir.

carlinized!!

[JamSterReady4U]

go fuck yourself, lets see you up there and doing that, i bet you wouldn't last 1 mili second

[Entropy137]

If you live in NYC, I'd be delighted to have you see my act. Don't worry, I suck too, but there's nothing wrong with hold yourself to a higher standard. He's just making references to the same old over done stereotypes. I don't think I've heard anything original. I do understand that you'd be offended if you personally know the guy. I've nothing against him personally, I just don't like his style of comedy.

[nguyenimproved]

@Entropy137 this guys unoriginal. these stereotyoes are from fkn 1940s. and hes very SLANTY-EYED even for asian. vietnamese are a lot better looking than other asians thats foh shoh niggaz lol

[rowbyr]

You ROCK John Ki!

[cho1bo1]

"there, thats what they look like."

[schoolgirl2565]

thats so true about people not saying excuse me when they bump into you...

i went there last year and a bunch of people bumped into me and it is really annoying...

[LeatherSeatBelt]

i dunno im chinese and alot of the grandmas here dont know any english. thats a huge generalization but it bears some truth. and it also has to do with respect. who gives a fuck if an old grandma bumps into you? shes fucking old!

[schoolgirl2565]

im not just saying the grandmas..or the older ppl...its just like...in general....

..and hey..im cambodian..so i understand about grandmas not speaking english.....its just annoying to me when ppl bump into me.....and dont acknoledge that they're apoligizing...

[ndsong]

We need more John on youtube.

What is the name of the intro song??

[krnbballboi616]

song's "the way i live" by baby huey i believe. dont quote me if im wrong.

[soni408]

lol way too funny

[osuBuckeyesownsNCAA]

this guy is awesome

[muhreedoux]

Dude white people always say that shit to me

[melonbarmonster]

White people do smell pretty bad. LOL! That's hilarious!

[KateLove21]

That's really rude T. T ... different cultures smell differently, of course.

[melonbarmonster]

It's true dude. White people have more hair follicles and and sweat glands which harbor more bacteria which causes BO. Come on there's far harsher racial jokes about Asians than that.

[KateLove21]

O.k that is true (My Korean boyfriend never had B.O ... Ever -- ) But, there's something called Deodorant ... Most people use it, so they don't smell - and if they don't. They're just dirty.

[gabsylv]

@melonbarmonster People in general smell bad. whether coz of kimchi or cheese

[melonbarmonster]

@gabsylv Everyone smells but not to the same degree. White people smell like shit, relatively speaking. That's a scientific fact.

[Intotheorchard]

@melonbarmonster I heard poverty smells worse.

[melonbarmonster]

@Intotheorchard White trash make up most of the welfare check population in the US dude. Koreans and asians in general take up the least amount of the poverty population even when compared to their proportionate makeup of the overall population.

[Intotheorchard]

@melonbarmonster Do you think everyone who is poor is on welfare? Dumb dumb dumb dumb. I heard statistics are accurate and stuff.

[melonbarmonster]

@gabsylv That is true but there are biological differences that account for body odor mostly related to skin and hair characteristics. Not that it matters much but just a factoid or comedy fodder in this case.

[gabsylv]

@melonbarmonster I think it's mostly diet...?

[melonbarmonster]

@gabsylv No it's not. It's biology.

[gabsylv]

@melonbarmonster That's bullshit. I'm white and I've lived in Korea for 12 years. I sure as hell don't smell like macaroni and cheese, but garlic and soju. And if I f' in lived in India I'd smell like curry, not sauerkraut. To say biology = olfactory destiny is absurd. A minimum of common sense would tell you that.

[melonbarmonster]

@gabsylv LOL There are racial differences in sweat gland and hair follicle count. You don't smell like cheese but you emit more general body odor than the average Asian. If you have any Mediterranean heritage it's probably worse. God help you if you're Indian.

[melonbarmonster]

@gabsylv That's like saying Asians aren't generally skinnier and shorter than Scandinavians. Differences exist although I'm of the opinion the good and bad even out fairly well.

[gabsylv]

@melonbarmonster I think odor is relative to one's environment, not one's biology. There are perceived differences even among Asian groups, judging from your own statement. So that suggests there may also be individual differences. And people of Asian descent born and raised in the US do not necessarily smell like curry or soy sauce. If biology does play a part, it's only one of many possible variables so your generalization is untenable.

[melonbarmonster]

@gabsylv LOL.Go ask a doctor.

[hapkidokid157]

"Smell like Macaroni and cheese" hahaha

[ShinyComics]

i no him

[jaston2277]

Lol that's my friend's cousin xD

[jaston2277]

nvm wrong guy lmao

[ShinyComics]

I love it! CHING CHONG CHING CHONG WA!

[duckie4lifeENT]

Man Killed It.. Well DOne

[nhia34]

yo tat shit funny get some more.

[qpoijvlsdf]

whats the intro song

[ianbang]

fuckin hillarious

[joki00]

Baby Boy - The Way I Live

[pakchris]

whats the song in the intro?

[cakesmakelakes]

just wot i wanted to ask haha

[raider2121]

GREAT SHOW!

[fingerlickers]

fuckin hillarious

[xceedchaos]

Nice new perspective.

[somebodyquiet]

good stuff man

[codeexiled]

wow that's awesome, that's exactly my type of humor :) (im korean btw)

[euihwan]

unite >:D

[knightontherock]

Yeah! Ethnic pride! Whites unite!

[janetkk89]

LOL

[kenshinr]

haha this was pretty good

[Basta11]

This guy is great