Kung Fu Hustle Part 2 (chinese dub, english subtitles)

[AnthonyWearsPuma]

that kid is friggin ripped!

[chillmil]

i like the slap from that hell of a lady...

[CrazyBarang]

That's what it sounds like to me. People always look at me funny, when they ask how I learn Chinese and I reply "I watch a lot of Chow Sing Chi movies":) I've asked Chinese from Hong Kong, Beijing, Toisahn, and Malaysia, and no one could be sure where she was coming from, but expressing some kind of "crazy". Thanks again, Doh-jay sai!

[CrazyBarang]

What does the old farmer woman say back to Chow after he refuses to fight her? Sounds like Yoh moh bii. Mandarin? I understand Cantonese so-so, not so much Mandarin. I've seen this and every other Chow movie dozens of times, always wondered what she was saying. Anyone?

[DaEmoBoii]

@CrazyBarang she says 有毛病, or 'crazy'

[CrazyBarang]

@DaEmoBoii cool, thank you so much. What dialect is that?

[DaEmoBoii]

@CrazyBarang i'm not very sure actually. hahaha, sounds like combination of mandarin and cantonese, maybe its just the way she pronounced it.

[sclpmsxz]

@CrazyBarang actually，“ Yoh moh bii”，YOh=have，moh bii=illness or sickness。“ Yoh moh bii“ the old farmer pronounced is one kind of dialects in mainland ,which almost every chinese can easily understand perhaps the ppl speaking Cantonese because the pronunciation is highly similar to Mandarin.

literally,the sentence means that Chow is ill,but actually she complaint he is so silly and ridiculous

[CrazyBarang]

@sclpmsxz maybe similar to the Cantonese "beng". Cool. Funny as hell. Actually, everyone in Chow's movies are so funny, you really don't need to understand what's being said to enjoy. Thank you so much for your help.

[54bobbers]

lol at 2:18

[ShynobieX]

stephen looks at the guys ass. guy turns and looks at stephen gayly

[Maxxandrew911]

Have you guys seen the butt? :D

[raymondrynehart]

love this dvd seen it a dozen times

[gamerman133]

dame look at that kid

[me10981]

LOL... thanks for uploading the video!!!

[SWOgottaGO]

the tracks that starts at 9:31 isn't similar to the one in Mars Attack?

[cow7cow]

I think they alternate between cantonese and mandarin for some reason.

[dawnwalker34]

@cow7cow some of it is mandarin cause its a mix city...

[11Fighting]

this is canto dub isnt it? o.o

[SuperKabewm]

1:30 - 1:31 at least he is handsum

[apelaez97]

@SuperKabewm no he's not

[SuperKabewm]

@apelaez97 dude (opposites) P:

[apelaez97]

@SuperKabewm oh yeah huh

[Deathxm2]

Dropped a flower pot on this head

[TheAnibas1983]

cool movie )))))))

[mariuschisalau]

seen it 5 times already..2nd coming up in 2012...let's hope its as good as the first one.. I hope it's better.

[321iran654]

What ab ugly mother fucker girls thin I'n last

Love the movie 

[4565645645]

That fat guy has boobs

[445h]

I love how the landlord is just laying there dying and once he says Go away, everyone just goes back to normal. XDDDDDDDD

[navihey]

i love the part where the second in command says "don't! "It" (his back) is broken!"

[pwnboi16]

i can just replay 8:13 all day

[kibaxxxe]

1:08 it might say "save it" but she totally said go fuck your mother lol!

[MELODYmjjStar]

OMG!!! the fat lady is absolutely crazy!

[MELODYmjjStar]

6:08 "what did i say about cheating?"hahahaha!!!

[zoby1996]

Sounded like someone dropped da f bomb at the end

[melvinpoon]

luckily my girlfriend not landlady type :D

[owardis397]

Yeah, it's very hard for the china's mandarin speaker to understand the hong kong cantonese speaker. They can only understand like 5% of the what there saying.

[LadyShallDance]

LOLOLOLOL!

*Poke ... Poke*

"Go away."

[syed6461]

gf

[syed6461]

yh she is crazy just what i though u bastard

[Hentaifandu24]

2:04 OMGWTFBBQ SHE IS A WWE HERO !!!

[asaniss27]

ahahhaahhahahahahhaha

grave ganda tlga n2ng movie na toh

katawa super duper

sa2kt tlga tyan mu sa kakatawa ee hahaha !

mahalcoh11

shaine11

[Beinggreatfull]

hahahahahaha xD what an ass hole he popped the ball xD

[Beinggreatfull]

HAHAHAHAHAHA xD  oooo shit!! shes crazy xD

[smonhoo]

lol at 3:14 nobody cares about them

[miniboy117]

it's funny how they get the whole gang involved because of a haircut

[NyxCh4n]

Ah, just like my grandma =)

[BYPoppin]

i forgot the land lord guy was in Bruce Lee's " Enter the Dragon", i remember he caught the apple with the dart/knife..he's a legend!!

[Wedgie7909]

*plays music* "lalalala! Puting on lipstick!" "BOOM" 'ARGH!!!!" FUNNY!!

[NelWingstorm]

lol,

he's poking the landlord..

[JLin0937]

Hmm.. I just realized that it was never revealed who put that fat boss in the basket.

[xxxheat]

i'm surprised that i saw yao ming here. lol 6:10

[11994]

can anyone tell me the song on 9:32...its driving me insane looking for it!

[MrTinsulate]

@11994

Gong qiu xia - meng zhong ren

龔秋霞 - 莫忘今宵

Gruess

[11994]

@MrTinsulate thanks but i found the right song its called "Mo Wang Jin Xiao"

[animationeer]

CANTONESE DUB FTW!!

[mpulsv]

lol go put a down payment on your coffin! haha i love that line!

[highmover88]

" you talk a lot for someone who wont pay his rent "

" but im in the middle of a shampoo "

hahahahahahahahhaahahahhahha

[TheEpicCh0sen1]

holy crap kid lets rumble *kid steps out* buffer than the dude with glasses

[andyisasian13]

cantonese dub :(

[Longi452]

haha, the guy is bleeding like shit and he's still okay.

[haloman123123]

lLOLOLOL why cant i stop laughing xD

[MrEvitcartta]

Hey you...the geezer with the glasses...you look mean *guy steps out and pops his neck* what?! go back!!!

[LunaticSaix]

She slapped the hell outta the ass guy,lmao,his slippers came off

[pOeROsesyadig]

all i can do is hahaha. saw this wen it first came out

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

The Landlady steals every scene, and the Landlord is just funny by how deadpan he is.

"She's crazy."

[jagexrunescape909]

i feel sorry for the kid whose ball got popped. if a haircut costs 50 cents, how much does a ball cost?

[baboon500]

i love the land lady, and too bad the subtitles aren't that accurate. would've been a lot more funnier.

[Ismailikov]

this film makes me wish I spoke Cantonese...

[dogwhitesector]

Ah, Stephen Chow's character's sidekick is the same one as Sixth Brother in Shaolin Soccer.

[bustergaa]

@dogwhitesector  Yeah and the guy who's butt his hanging out (the hairdresser is also in SS, the dancing guy lol)

[klapeo]

If you'r chinese and understand all the words its twice as funnier !! 

[jgonnie1984]

The Axe Gang thought they Ran shit till they met the Slums of the Pig Alley lol

[vannessgan]

7:17 BAM!!! (SHOCK)

[artistechick]

The landlady reminds me of Paris from 'Gilmore Girls' XD Lovee this film~ Ahh memories X3*

[artistechick]

The landlady reminds me of Paris from 'Gilmire Girls' XD Lovee this film~ Ahh memories X3

[trovuong]

asians can't sag. I know so, becuz i'm am asian.

[xkag3sh1n0b1x]

i LOVE the landlady... LION'S ROAR!~ >.<

[imapandaperson]

mannnn the landlady's harsh:0 hahahaha she beat the old cheater husband up:) i love this movie

[aznPIboi]

da last part was soo funny hahaha

[montelee]

hahahaha the slpa at 134 got me!!lol too funny! so hard it spun him off his feet! Now THATS what the five fingers say to the face!

[trovuong]

Stephen Chow and his soccer skills...

*hint hint* Kung Fu Soccer

[jackmankaiser]

good morning landlady. good lay lo dow...lmao

[crispy0103]

i love the music at 9:19, it souds like a batman villain music! :D

[Nightwisher87]

@crispy0103 you are right!

[7MathRules]

lol the oldest looking kid in 3:00 was the only one that cried

[Nightwisher87]

@7MathRules well it could have been his ball

[7MathRules]

@Nightwisher87 im srry my comment was dumb

[kazuyamishima1990]

" What do you do?

I´m a farmer,

Farmers don´t fight, piss off" priceless XD

[SYTRIN2012]

i dont want 2 piss of that land lady any1 with me on this?

[SixDevils]

dude Stephen chow produced and directed this movie. not to motion he stars in it.

[ononiap]

OH EM GEE! THAT WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS! Freakin' buttcrack was showing!!! & the guy survived the fall & flower pot landing on his head! Hahahha

[REIGN131]

ewl buttcrack guy still got shampoo in his hair! (barbershop scene)

[NotLizzy]

4:04 = epic manboobs! xD

[iMPERiOUS]

These subs are so shitty lol. Non-Cantonese speakers are missing out on SO much of the humor. Well then again.. much of HK slang doesn't really translate over... but still the subs could've been better. Huge improvement over the "Engrish" subs for movies from years ago though lol.

[huskywolf11]

6:20 they surely made dad look buff there..!! roflmao :D

[GuitarHeroSupreme1]

This is why people love chinese

[jhonsebastiantv]

2:17 flower then cracked* i only see that on cartoons, this is so funny!!!

[shayreh306763]

0:21 funny

[Itzpower]

6:48 - 7:05

Great comeback.

"My ass" 

[shimber9]

LOL i love this movie

[dfunkt]

6:25 "hey, kid let's rumble!"

this movie is so fucking funny! XD

[Camguide]

2:05

[forum1238]

一枝穿雲箭，千軍萬馬來相見！！！

[cleng2508]

this is kung fu hustle 1 not 2

[Awsomemaddness]

do NOT fuck with the landlady

[level9gymnast]

1:32

PWNED.

[aahan1]

what does he say at 5:39 onwards ...... (thiunuchung tang la, tang wa) ....

6:07"What did I say about cheating? Sit back down ... " best scene ... :D ... LOLzzz ... ROFL ...

[lilpunkyZ]

OMG! :D

[aa3gunner]

LMAOOOO 2:10

[FunKCX]

The first time i laughed very hard at the epic slap part xD

[angelprincess12345]

LOL ihe is sooo funny

[Tehyamz]

2:27 WIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

[pretendosse]

lmao when hes picking people to fight

[ANormalGuy]

Its cantonese dub.

[DarkMoonWerewolf123]

lmao hehehehehehahhahahahah AHAHAHAHAHA too funny XD

[XxkloudxX354]

holy shit while chow was looking for a fighter tht was mad funny! "ah ah ah, never mind sit down"

[Doderhultarn89]

This might be the funniest comedy I have ever seen. That hollywood crap is nothing, this is genious.

[ToYouWhoHaveEars1]

When I saw the smoking hat at 7:22 , I almost passed out.

[Tramain1987]

butt boy lmao

[sharafudin2]

man i love chance movies because of this can of funny movies

[MTran0708]

CAnto #FTW, i was watching the english dub and was like #WTF

[PHARRAOH]

greatest movie ever made!

[PIRCJG]

1:29 its so epic :DDD

[XxkloudxX354]

i was on the floor! mad funny

[bugg333]

at 3:02, the kid in the middle is that same kid from Fearless who was the rival wushu master's kid!!!!!! whoa!

[mrlarskrimi]

What is a coolio lol

[STREETGANGTERS]

MAN you just gotta love that lady scolding everyone

[girlygoth180]

poke.....poke poke "go away" XD

[REIGN131]

LMAO *slap* Fat woman my ass....  *slap* Boss my ass.... *slap* Axe gang my ass.... LOLOLOL

[feigay]

for people who understand cantonese will think that it is much funnier, the way they speak and the tone is really special, usually people wont talk that way lol

[ryanmarzan]

i love that slap! 1:32

[ryanmarzan]

i love that slap! 1:32

[ryanmarzan]

i love that slap!

[PunkWaterDragonGirl]

Shiiiit. Hair dresser guy is so coolio. :P

[Ayumura96]

EUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fell in luv with this movie at first sight...wat? 4 yrs ago?

[tehkoalainsurgency]

number 2 is coming out... and ya lol no more soccer

[P3WNAGE]

I am instantly smitten with this movie. It's as if life was like a comedy anime(in China).

[IwannaBeRich101haha]

9:46

[kouxiongpeterhawj]

no more soccer!

[at2at]

2:03 roflmfao

[at2at]

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo!

[danybiomedslr]

hahahahahaha omg,that's comedy!!!! hahahahahahahahahah

[theazn07]

2:30 that's a lot of blood...lol

[ivansofun]

There are so many hilarious scenes in this movie; they just keep coming. I haven't seen a comedy movie that has really made me laugh as much as this in a very long time. Most hollywood comedy movies nowadays aren't funny at all.

[xXGen3sisXx]

@ivansofun Yesman was good. But I love this one.

[LordPlucky]

@ivansofun

Its almost like a live-action Looney Toons piece.

[hunks500]

1:32 is very LOL... ^^

[kennsie8]

@samuelli22 lol ya XD love it soo jiggleh

[kennsie8]

man bewbs!! ._.

[handley2000]

Poor Kid...

[kennsie8]

0:22 cute butt but you might wanna hide that its really disturbing oh and btw respect da fat dudes!!! ;) *jiggle jiggle* boinnggg axesssss XD

[Heartsbane8]

the guy with the loose pants is the same guy who sang the poo song in shaolin soccer, jajajajajaja

[carbertoram]

What was up with that guy's ass?!

[trotchye]

a kind of dry humor, lol

[andreegame]

@carbertoram That's style =))

[sozahayden]

i watched this at W W W . TV-Vide . NET . Try it 5 minutes and than fill a free survey to watch 24hours

[lousirock]

2:17 hahahahah sooooo funny!

[BeanzyBoo]

dang!!!!!!! tht landlady dipped! and ya neva mess with the sweetness ya mite get a tooth ache!

[umairafridi]

his fucking ass can always be seen

hahaha

[famaundacheese]

8:49---never mess with a gay guy

[famaundacheese]

farmer chick was like falcon punch!!!! no wait farmer punch!!!!!!

[famaundacheese]

1:32 ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha i almost crapped myself

[AFNYOAQIS]

its cantonese

[acid15]

the ass,..the ass..ahahahahaa

[begogben]

2:09

[begogben]

1:30 haaaaaaa..... XD

[l3artman]

lol the ending was funny as hell

[Maplestaff]

Lol, "you can kill me now, but there will be thousands more of me."

[ShinnXStellar97]

My ass.....

[shiningfateofhearts]

hahhaahahah

[chris94]

1:30 ftw!

[burnout245]

nice ending lol

[DavidBIGdArruda]

Epic ass whooping is epic.

[doublexax]

I got to admit that Stephen Chow is great as its now. His films and acting are perfectionist!!!

I wish he will make more movies.

[henryusyay]

he's gonna release kung fu hustle 2 on janurary 2010

[fatboy10121]

fifty cents, looks good doesnt he?

he looks too good, why you make him look so good??"lol

[gongboy3]

4:02 Gross!!!!

[lordofthepies7]

nice ass lol.

[HitmaNN708]

O_o my brain can not comprehend what just happened

[HANtrk]

No rent no water xD