O' Ye Cannie Shove Yer Grannie aff the Bus/She'll Be Coming

[bradleybooth95]

Why do you think Scotland has the Highest average death rate in pensioners in the world?

[munrodave12]

Superb film of the old buses!

[warriorfight111]

wtf?

[cosmic1cheese]

@warriorfight111 ;) ya cannae shift yer granny of a bus ya ken

[redman8903]

Chuck norris shoved his granny off the bus.

[sharpy910]

@redman8903 Chuck Norris shoved his uncle off the bus

[ivarnahump]

hi can anyone tell me why you can shove your ugly cousin off the bus i cant quite make out that line i love this song tho cant belive im half scottish and dont know this song and its my dads mum whos scottish so she will love it lol

[Flisskat]

@ivarnahump Its because she's had about a dozen

[henrycrumm]

KATIE MORAG, hells i love this so much thank you for posting!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrchompers0123]

woo go scotland!

[EatsRainbowsx3]

me and my granny used to sing this, love her.

[mattymatt1987]

I've been thinking bout my grannie these last few days, got a tatto in her memory too.

this was our song, i was born in london but i count myself as scottish my gran will always be honoured in my heart for she was the only one of her kind, there's no more tough old scottish women anymore

[cat55xx]

haha love this

[jaymchay]

does he sing "you can shove yer uncle cousin off the bus."?

[Inkyminkyzizwoz]

@jaymchay I think it's 'ugly cousin'.

[79loobiex]

aye you kin !!! oh u canny shove ur granny cos she's mamies mammie ...ooh aye u kin x love it

[79loobiex]

every scottish wane loves this haha ... aye u kin tho x

[MrFatty1996]

can someone explain what this song means?

[gabbalabbawoop]

@MrFatty1996 just a scottish parody really, tis a class tune tho :D

[MrFatty1996]

@gabbalabbawoop thanks mate :D

[smilekatysmile]

when my dad was little he got a smack round the ear from his granny for singing this song. And it was his fathers mammy!

[shanksy67]

SHES YUR MAMMYS MAMMY

[walker287]

Who sings this version? Would you mind sending it to me?

[lilmisswild1993]

R.I.P Gran

Miss you so much </3 xxx

[robsargent4]

If this song was written now it would be banned due to laws against incitement of violence or discrimination against...well, family members in general. Just joking! Reminds me of Primary School. Much sillier and therefore better than "She'll be coming round the mountain" in my opinion, which nevertheless reminds me of Cubs (Scouts for the wee yins).

[MrMarc0903]

RIP gran :'(

Miss you dearly!

[Freda245]

Not heard this for years - love it! Used to sing it on the bus going on school trips etc.

[CathyCoconut]

God, I'm proud to be a Scot. =)

[LaughingPsycho]

Classic.

[9missClaire]

R.I.P Gran & Nan 

[Jimitheskull]

fantasic song.

[grandmascott]

Loved it, it reminded me of when I was working in Glasgow, as an Enrolled Nurse, at the Western Infirmary. Great, thank you.

grandmascott.

[pancake221]

this was the last thing my Grannie ever sang to me :(

[dmx0ger]

Shit, I shoved her off and now she's dead.

[walker287]

Lovely memories of my late grandad singing this while we on a coach trip to Burntisland when I was younger... sigh, misty eyed now

[rorybryson]

cool



[hughescalum]

He everyone,

this is Kinship singing this ( a Scottish band living in Canada).

kinship.ca

[judgerudge123]

Please anyone who sang this song originally?

[santiano42]

@judgerudge123 Lost into the mists of time, it's a traditional folk song now!

[limecats]

mind an impromptu sing song of this when we were all pished one night. my pal grabs the guitar and 'OOOOOH YE CANNAE SHOVE YER GRANNY AFF THE BUS' good times.

:D

[daviddpb75]

ROTFLAMO!

[Spottymuffin]

Lol my scottish friend just sent me this as a link, this is amazing XD

[Caplonco]

we all used to sing all these on the school bus going on trips was sooo funny

[Nippysmum]

aye ye kin ;lol: I used to love singing this song :)

[mlumsden77]

I find that it is very funny and I got weak at it

[AggiedeLampedusa]

I wi;l if so will yuou will so will i

[exsperm1nator]

This is such a great song and being a true jock I can remember a few more of the song's like this. I played it to my 5yr old as she was singing it at the dinner table after I had made a meal for my mother in law for mothing sunday.

[linoma57]

hey wait a minute they sound scottish till they get tae the chorus then they sound irish wits up wi that

[kobadelhi]

i would like to shoe my other granny affthe bus

[hitchca1961]

brilliant !!!

[numptynutz]

It's really nice to hear the auld scottich songs, when a wiz wee, I miss the country,

[frankiebhoy2008]

@numptynutz Well come home

[numptynutz]

ta frankie, went home jan 2010, was brill

[JustJonnerz]

GREATEST SONG EVER

[shuchr]

i wid huv pushed my maws aff a cliff never mind a bus she wis a auld bag only joking

[Liam2621]

lol i dont get it but i think its good

[essexboy39]

lol i like it

[punnaburra3353]

Memories of the big red bus called Bess:

Ye cannie shove Michelle aff the bus

Ye cannie shove Wee Sharrie aff the bus

Ye cannie shove Chis aff the bus

Ye cannie shove loretta aff the bus

Ye cannie shove Laura aff the bus

[DavidVeniar]

i thought singing kettle wrote this lol

[scottyhazza]

same

[Razzmozz]

this is so awesome, love this kind of music, although I prefer hard rock

[BabiiCatnut]

you can shove lesley elder off a bus

you can shove lesley elder off a bus

you can shove lesley elder

when you get to aberfeldyy

you can shove lesley elder off a bus

[swedee8]

what does this mean?

[JustJonnerz]

WHAT!

it means that you cannot kick your grandmother on your mother's side off of a public trasport eg. a bus

[killieguyno1]

jackie stewart driving lol..........i smell shite

[bonaccordion]

The bus driver is a young Jackie Stewart - Three time Grand Prix champion.

[barnowl01292]

Good vid,Belted Galloways and the bus tae Whitesands.

[garryniceguy]

please dont shove ne off the bus cause im in a wheelchair.

[bass1dota2]

you can shove your baby brother off the bus NOT YOUR BABY BROTHER! i love that bit

[redman8903]

didn't the singing kettle cover this?

[jclyne00]

Singing kettle did. Ahh...the memories!

[smilekatysmile]

Yeah i went to see them and they sung this! what brilliant memorys but isnt the chorus aye aye yipy yipy aye

[gemmahowsego123]

does any boby no who shings this ??

[screamingscots]

God love my wee granny i miss her dearly , great wee song and i miss scotland !

[nathantjjordan]

@screamingscots Here's to grannys everywhere!

[WalkerB0h]

can someone plz post the lyrics of this song .. would love to learn it :)

[gabaway]

Gosh I miss my mom! I love finding all these songs on here...it's like having her here with me singing again :)

[scottyfarrow]

My gran used to sing this song to me every saturday when I stayed at hers. Its such a fantastic song. The memories of your mum and my gran will live on through songs like this my friend.

;-)

[cleanlife74]

aye my gran and mum sang this song to me! I liked it best when dad sang it, he was funny.And i mind the wee mouse song as well! my mum and dad sing it to my wee lassie's now! And when i have grandchildren I will sing it to them as well. i've sang it to my pals kids and they loved it.

[peterudbjorg]

Beautiful buses, those were the days when buses were a means to get around for everyone, and served all the backwaters. And two-person-operated, too!

And, LOVE the song! Would be great if someone took the time to post the lyrics in full, afraid my Scottish is not up to par

[grazygal]

OMG this brings back memories and im only 15

ma gran used to sing this to me and i used to giggle to it!!

[taekwondoscotgal]

I miss my grandma...get well soon granny cairns

[pollokboyz]

Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,

Oh ye cannae shove yer grannie aff the bus,

Ye cannae shove yer grannie

For she's yer mammie's mammie,

Ye canna shove yer grannie aff the bus.

[angiec0307]

Oh my goodness lots of memories of my gran singing this tae me R.I.P. Gran :(

[eurostar221]

you can shove your bigger brother of the bus (2)

you shove your bigger brother cause he is a big fat burger you can shove your bigger brother of the bus

[thebill1996]

ha lol

[WorldwideJukebox]

lol

[paulw1911]

Does anywhere know where you could get all the chords for this song? Its amazing so i want to learn how to play it on the guitar!

[scwub]

lots of G, D,G, c,G, D,G

i beleive

you can do the rhythm for yourself

[andytheskanker]

Ma grannie taught me this. Fond memories.

[neojinge]

My baby daughter, Orla, loves this :)

[crumblebitch]

this came on the stero during burns night instead just a scottish tune it made the night pitty you can't get it on i tunes

[eurostar221]

(oh you can shove your bigger brother of the bus)

my brother cant shove me of the bus because im

a good dodger!

[GregoryUnderwood]

Stop the bus....I need a wee wee

[thistlewarrior]

A wee wee cup o'tea

[DugEatinBeetroot]

..and a biscuit

[iamcairnsy]

a wee wee cup of tea...and a biscuit

[Kinlochbervie50]

wee wee drink ae'juice, we sang

[iamcairnsy]

its good to hear all the diff versions of this

[taekwondoscotgal]

Woo classic

A wee wee cup of tea AND A BISCUIT

[jk033446]

hamish is the bollacks great stuff

[xummij]

... and the driver needs one, too.

[mofoexpo]

aww luv this song.;)

a dinnae ken how old it is tho?

[radburn80]

remember singing this on school trips asa kid lol

[miska8990]

I was on a tour with a scot and he taught me this song, this brought back great memories!

[Tcheuchter1]

Aye them were the days "Driver and Clippie", bring them back

[creeshywabster]

song fer a bus driver ..lol..a ken it's no the patna run ...

[tamhamilton]

great song

[balmullo]

Thank you for making me laugh on a miserable saturday!!

[nedrick54]

sorryfor sendin so many vids thays it noo am away tae bed ,enjoyed the music thogh hic ..eddie

[bigangie1]

haha!! Brill!!