Live Webcast Fail (Remix)

[LoonyLeif]

This is some of the most terrible music I have heard in some time.

That said, I loved every minute of it!

[LiezAllLiez]

ha this is hilarious... not better than the real things fail but still pretty good.

[paxjax123]

I love how none of this has to do with the video

[tommyache]

Dear paxjax123, Thank you. Sincerely, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for your statement. It sums up so many of my feelings much more succinctly than I thought possible, and especially so coming from a completely anonymous observer. Your comment is not only welcome, but long overdue. I give you kudos, sir. Many Kudos. (Though I will point out that even I don't feel this video worth defending in any way).

Sincerely,

Tommyache.

[PokingSealStuff]

@tommyache I'm talking about the comments.

[klause222]

BOOOOO! How's that for a specific descpription? Just BOOOOO!

[tommyache]

Dear klause222, If the question had been "What sound does a ghost make?" then your descriptive answer would suffice. Of course, you may be a ghost yourself and incapable of anything more descriptive . . . in which case I have one question (and a follow up). Are you Klause Bon Bulow? And, if yes, aren't you still alive? If you are THAT Klause, I'm really curious why your wife didn't respond to my post with "Booooo!" It would have been more appropriate and acceptable coming from her.

[cheetoh5]

i could not disapprove any harder

[tommyache]

Dear cheetoh5, Surely with 500 characters at your disposal, the internet at your fingertips, and approximately 50-100 billion neurons capable of transmitting thought into action, you can find the energy to type out a more specific description of your disapproval in the space provided. An anecdotal metaphor, or even a witty simile would suffice, however I do prefer limericks and haikus if you feel adventurous. Keep in mind you are being judged by a jury of your peers and spelling counts. 

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache The only person i can find that cares about his spelling is you, maybe it is making you feel better that you are not alone by yourself and that you pretend that you have friends, but i feel that it is better to put the world in perspective for you. An example of your attempt of a self-esteem boost, "50-100 billion neurons capable of transmitting thought into action" that sentance is completely irrelevant, it is only there because you want to appear smarter then what you actually are.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1,

The reason you can't find anyone else who cares about spelling is because the illiterate tend to band together when confronted by things they don't understand.  Spelling, regardless of your personal view, is still important because it illustrates that a person is educated and cares about presenting a precise and unclouded message rather than a bunch of random characters spilled across a page in a nonsensical order. Yes, given time a monkey can write a novel. Who would read it?

[lilmnm616]

lawl i tried but apparently youtube put my post was to big and flaming my ignorant friend (not really my friend but you know figures of speeches right?) also if you need to know what ignorant mean its not knowing or lack of knowledge. but flaming is trying to talk about someone to make them feel bad as you are failing to do so you should stop trying cause its just back firing

[tommyache]

Dear lilmnm616, Again, my name is not Lawl. I don't know where you keep getting that. And you didn't say "Flame" you said "Flam". Flam is not the present (or any other) tense of Flaming. I'm not sure why you would think I was "flaming", but again "projection" might be the culprit. Did you even look at the article I suggested? Ignorance can be fixed by learning. Stupidity can't. So, in the spirit of friendship it's not "to big" it's "too big". IT'S backfiring. Drop the wiimote and read a book.

[lilmnm616]

@tommyache dude your a moron ignorance is stupidity get a dictionary i already explained what lawl is and words are words who gives a shit? grow up and move on in your failing life drop your computer at someones house who would actually put it to some good use other then watching porn all day and making worthless "remixes" like this load of crap

[tommyache]

Dear lilmnm616,

You don't so much define ignorance as you exemplify it.

Ignorance is, as it always has been; a lack of education, information, or knowledge.

And no, you didn't explain what lawl is.

My understanding is that it's simplified english abbreviation used in place of actual grammar, spelling and etiquette.

I own and use several dictionaries and more than one computer for my business (not for playing games).

I think I'll be keeping them so that I can continue to run my business.

Game On.

[tommyache]

To continue my previous entry:

Words are not just words.

Words (and literacy) have freed slaves, empowered women, toppled nations, and defined our own civil liberties which some take for granted.

"4 score n 7 yrs ago r fathers brought 4th on this continent a nu nation conceived in Liberty + dedicated to the proposition that all men r created ="

That's still more literate than most of the comments I've seen, and looks like it was written by a monkey with a broken keyboard.

Ever read a book? :(

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache On the contrary, ignorance is not the lack of knowledge but it is the refusual to accept what has been established as fact and what is fiction, it is the ability to ignore and refuse to believe whatever the evidence says or implies. Other then that, i do not see why you are making such a big fuss about a comment.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1, To contradict your "on the contrary", according to Webster's Dictionary, the definition of Ignorance is as follows: The condition of being ignorant; the lack of knowledge in general, or in relation to a particular subject; the state of being uneducated or uninformed.

The refusal to accept this definition (or knowledge in general) is simply foolish. You may correct me if I am mistaken, but unless your name is Noah Webster I doubt you have anything else to offer.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache wow, did it take that long for you to make that up? Ignorance is lack of knowledge, it does not mean you did not get informed or educated on that subject but your lack of knowledge comes from your refusual.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1,

A) I didn't make anything up, I looked it up. It took 2 minutes to research, write and spellcheck (It's not a thesis, despite the big words).

B) Did you read the definition I provided? (i.e. state of being uneducated or UNINFORMED).

C) Being uninformed may not be intentional so it COULD be a lack of information hence the word UNINFORMED as in NOT - INFORMED.

And

D) What in the hell is refusual? Is that hipster for something that is usually refused?

Thanks for trying.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache It seems to me that it would take a normal minded person 2 minutes, but it took you 3 months. It maybe due to the fact that your mind is incapable of seeing and understanding what is infront of you, that would explain why you need to research for 3 months before replying my original comment, you lack the knowledge to understand and have to find definitions of words to try and make you seem smarter then you really are.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1,

I'm sure it would seem plausible (to you) that searching for the definition of "ignorance" in a Dictionary would take 3 months. However, I can assure you, it only took about two minutes. I keep a dictionary by my computer because when I'm not responding to people who don't know how to use one, I occasionally like to read a book. I have been catching up on some reading for the last few months and lost track of my responses on Youtube. And for that, and only that, I apologize.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache I find it funny how you were the one that took 3 months to give me a definition of "ignorance". I am not surprised at that, considering your lack of knowledge. Furthermore, spelling does matter to a certain extent, but it did not matter then. It was completely understandable, it is clear that you were the only one that however, could not understand it, which again, does not surprise me as your simple mind clearly does have limitations. And you keep a dictionary to compensate for it.

[tommyache]

Okay 1ohtaf1,

Since I can't draw pictures to explain this to you, I'll try smaller words. It took 2 minutes to give you the definition of ignorance (no quotes necessary). You need to replace your forth comma with a semicolon, your fifth comma with a space (or move the comma where it belongs), and replace your sixth comma with a space (that comma follows "which" -- quotes necessary). And replace your next to last period with a space and lower the "A" to "a". While you're at it, learn to read.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache I am hesitant to take advice from a person that seems to think that the 3 month time period between my comment and your reply was actually 2 minutes. Furthermore it is not only clear to me, but everyone that you are trying so hard to make you seem smarter, but ending up looking like a complete idiot to anyone that actually has a brain.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1, Please have someone read my comments to you in a slow, metered rhythm for clarity's sake. Though (in your own mind) you are the most important person in the world, I simply did not notice your comment until 2 minutes before I responded to it. It could have been there for three years for all I know. For whatever reason even Gmail thought it was too insignificant a comment for a notification to be sent. I'm sorry to burst your bubble or deflate your ego, but truth hurts.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Your latest comment further demonstrates your pathetic attempt at sounding more intelligent, you claimed that I was "slow" while you were the person that took 3 months to give me a definition of a single word, and cannot expand their own mind beyond it. Furthermore, you failed to realise that there is a difference between your alleged 2 minutes and the truthful 3 months it took for your research. It was so "insignificant" that you bothered to research for 3 months to type a reply.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1, You're absolutely right. I spent each day, for three months, laboriously reading one page of that dictionary after another, slowly looking for the definition of Ignorance. Had I realized the book was alphabetized it wouldn't have taken so long. Perhaps I should go to your middle school where they obviously take the time to teach spelling, grammar, etiquette, manners, and logic. Maybe you could be my tutor, since you're obviously the most gifted in your 6th grade class.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Your attempt at sarcasm is yet another sign of your lack of ability to accept that you are dumb. You want to imagine that people are all 6th graders to make yourself more intelligent, you think you might sound smart, but last time I checked, 6th graders can tell the difference between 2 minutes and 3 months. Furthermore, they don’t have to have a dictionary beside them to know what every word means.

[tommyache]

Dearest Honeybunny,

We should really start playing chess so I can feel a little more productive.

Thanks for enlightening me on the education level of the average 6th grader. If 6th graders don't need a dictionary to know what words mean than I must have overestimated your schooling. 4th grade?

King's pawn to e4.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Your maturity level has clearly dropped significantly. I am not surprised that you do not know how 6th graders behave as you probably never finished that year. That would explain why now you imagine everyone as 4th graders to make yourself seem more intelligent. You stopped arguing sensibly because you know that no one believes your lies and that your points are stupid and illogical and clearly portray your attempt of acting sophisticated.

[tommyache]

Dearest Sweetlumps,

Maturity is simply knowing the time and place to be immature. I stopped arguing sensibly because you never started. It's no fun being king of the hill when the other players are all crippled and blindfolded. Trust me, I've tried. It's amusing, but that's not quite the same as fun . . . or is it? Perhaps it's all relative. 2 minutes = 3 months. Mum's basement = the world. You = intelligent.

Nothing makes sense anymore.

Have you forfeited the chess game already?

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Aww did you write that all by yourself? You clearly are trying to steer away because we all know that you are just a dumb loser that is trying to sound intelligent? As i suspected you actually think "Maturity is knowing when to be immature" That sentence in itself is contradictory. You would probably want to think everything is simple so you can understand it. Trust you? I am hesitant after you claimed 3 months was 2 minutes...

[tommyache]

Dear JuggleMuffin,

I can afford to hire writers. It's one of the many perks of working smarter and not harder. But I choose not to. With dictionary in hand I hold a firm grasp of the english language. I'm not sure how my statement was contradictory, as Einstein himself was considered to be exceedingly immature yet was able to prove that as an object approaches the speed of light its perspective of time shifts . . . i.e. 3 months would seem like 2 minutes. But then what do I know?

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache That comment is purely idiotic shows how much "fact" is really backing up your statement. Once you disprove my points with actual, logical reasoning’s, oh wait that is impossible with your mental capability. ROFL yep sure, you were approaching the speed of light and therefore my response was 3 months late instead of 2 minutes... You really are idiotic. I will nominate you for a Darwin Award.

[tommyache]

Funnybear,

Darwin didn't believe in social darwinism. He thought it was a gross distortion of his findings and completely inappropriate for any civilized culture. Hitler, on the other hand, loved social darwinism and thought it would "cleanse the earth of all the 'mud people'". Choose your words more wisely, once you've had someone explain to you what they mean.

P.S. I never suggested I was traveling at the speed of light, it would only seem that way if you were really slow. Are you?

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache You clearly are desperate to pretend that you are smart, pity it only makes you seem dumber. ROFL "The speed of light..Seems..Really slow" Sure it is, sure it is. You have made your parents PROUD. ROFL wattahead.

[tommyache]

Wattahead, I like that. I think I heard that once in a Paul Hogan movie . . . Crocodile something-or-other. What a stupid fucking movie. As if anyone from Australia could actually survive in New York for more than a few minutes.

And, yes, my parents are proud of me. Would you like me to explain what that feels like?

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Hmm, another desperate attempt of pretending you know anything, can’t even get watt ahead right.. Sad really. You don’t need to explain anything, me and your mum discussed this last night. I really "enlightened" her.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache WATTAHEAD

[tommyache]

@1ohtaf1 Softserve.

You have a great night. This has been fun. We should do it again some time.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache I feel kinda bad, i am beginning to think you dont really have friends. Oh well, at least me and your mum can hit it up tonight, you will be crying yourself to sleep so no one will notice.

[tommyache]

Dear Tiny,

I thought we WERE friends. You should feel bad. You have truly broken my heart. I really thought all of this meant something. Despite all of your poetic language, and your flirtatious little propositions, you are just not a nice person at all. I hope your next boyfriend breaks your heart the way you broke mine.

Shame on you.

Just kidding. I still think you're the bees knees.

Seriously, have a great weekend . . . and tell my mom I said hi.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Please, the only person that was never sensible is you. An example of this is that you claimed that 3 months was 2 minutes, and this was supposedly a well backed up "fact" and that jumping like a rabbit on a world map in your mums’ basement is actually taking you to different countries. Right... sensible...

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache A clear example of your limited mind is portrayed in your latest comment, where you said others were mentally incapable of thinking, while at the same time lack the ability to learn and see outside of your little box. The fact that you have a dictionary next to you is an example of how you compensate for your lack of intelligence. If it helps you sleep at night believing that you are actually intelligent, keep believing the impossible.

[tommyache]

Dearest honeybunny (may I call you honeybunny? I'm starting to feel a real connection here) Again, you are absolutely right. I have no idea what is outside of the little box I occupy. I've only ever traveled to 6 countries, 42 states, and one protectorate. I don't even count the last one (Puerto Rico). The dictionary by my computer is the only way I can communicate. Without it, I'm lost. And I believe in fairies. You've proven to me that they exist. Thank you, honeybunny. Thank you.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache From judging what you claim to be 2 minutes it would be dumb for me, or anyone to believe that you have travelled anywhere, it would be more accurate if we assume you have been jumping on a world map in your mums basement pretending you are a rabbit. It would also be accurate to assume that “honey bunny” is what your mum calls you as you jump around like retarded animal while you imagine that you are actually an intelligent individual travelling to different places.

[tommyache]

Hey Sugardrawers,

Can you hold that thought for a minute, I'm traveling to Spain from the comfort of your mom's basement (that's a euphemism). I've noticed you have yet to make your first move on the chessboard.  I can't possibly be that intimidating an opponent.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache I am assuming these nick names are what your mum calls you as you are pretending to travel the world? I am sorry to pop your bubble but jumping on a map does not mean you are actually on the country you are standing on. Also, I do not see why you are attempting to play chess when it takes you 3 months to look up the definition of a word in the dictionary.

[tommyache]

Sugarbuns,

The nicknames are an informality I believe we've earned. 1oftaf1 just seems so proper and unnecessary. And you're right about the chess . . . never been a real fan. I like Scrabble, but it would be too easy for you to cheat from your end. How do I know what letters you draw? And heaven help us if there is a dispute over a word because we all know you are anti-dictionary. I'll try to think of a new game while I'm pretending to give a shit about what you think. Okay?

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache We can all clearly see that you are making a desperate attempt in changing the subject. This is also not a surprise as you clearly have no point or facts to back anything you have said up and resort to talking about board games.

[tommyache]

Dearest Giggletits, This is the INTERNET. Why in the world would you expect anything to be factual. And Don't EVER let me catch you calling Scrabble a board game. It is THE Crossword Puzzle game. Heretic!

P.S. I have no point to make. I just do this for fun. If I really gave a shit about anything people said on here . . . well, let's just say I'd be you.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache So what you are saying is that, you never take anything seriously, but then you bothered to do 3 months of research to give me a definition of one word, and in the beginning you were so desperate to pretend that you are intelligent but now when you realise that you cannot pull it of you say nothing is serious? Clearly you know that you are stupid and not making sense and trying to cover your ass, as i checked you were VERY serious to other comments not written by me. Wattahead.

[tommyache]

Dearest Mudflaps,

You must be reading someone else's comments.

Me? Serious.

Have you counted the "your mom" jokes in my comments?

And to be perfectly clear on the subject:

2 minutes is 3 months. Just as 2+2 is 5. Just ask Winston Smith.

Oh, wait, you don't read books. Never mind.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Sure it is... And comming from the guy that says the speed of light is slow and hopping on the world map take you to different countires. Are you on any medication sir?

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache I did not tell any "your mum" jokes, you are clearly mistaken. The things i said about you and your mother were completely and utterly factual.

[tommyache]

Okay Barbie,

Now I understand. It's opposite day. Factual means something completely different to you than the rest of the world. Now I think we're getting somewhere.

I wasn't suggesting you look for "your mom" jokes in your own comments. You said you read all of mine. I'm fairly certain I remember slinging a few of them myself - that's what I was suggesting you look at, to illustrate just how seriously I take this.

I give you a C- for effort. At least you set the bar REALLY low.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Hmm you seem to be going on another of your "My penis is so small i carry a dictionary where ever i go" winge. I better discuss this with your mother later tonight. we might to have to do something about the basement situation.

[tommyache]

Dearest KinderClumps,

Your totally right. Dictionaries are the new Corvettes for small penis guys. Now they're  all gonna have to team up and find something else to make people think they have gigantic penises.

Maybe you can help. How did you fool my mom into thinking you had more than an inch or two and get her into the basement? I have to warn you, she's used to much larger, like my dad's. (I take after him in that department, or so your mom said).

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache I find the fact that you are talking about your dads penis and you "first hand experiance" that you "took from him" extreamly disturbing. yuk damn hillbilly redneck inbreds nowadays.

[tommyache]

"a Hill-Billie is a free and untrammeled white citizen of Alabama, who lives in the hills, has no means to speak of, dresses as he can, talks as he pleases, drinks whiskey when he gets it, and fires off his revolver as the fancy takes him" ~ Anthony Harkins

I live in Tennessee. I guess you can't read a map either.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Just because you are sitting on Tennessee in your map in your mums basement doesnt mean you are there, geeezz some inbred rednecks are so dumb...

[tommyache]

Dear Bizzarro Superman,

You're right. Dumb people read books. Stupid dumb people. Dumb people bad. Me no like dumb people who read books. Books is for stupid.

You're so right.

P.S. do you care if I post your messages to my blog? This is too funny to keep to myself.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache And that’s coming from a person that cant tell the difference between 3 months and 2 minutes, light is slow, if i have two muffins and someone else gives me two muffins i will have a total of five muffins, sitting on various places on a map actually means you are in that country and likes talking about his dad penis... Yeah Right.

[tommyache]

Candyman,

You've mentioned my dad's penis far more than I have . . . and this was long after I bid you a goodnight. And can I have that fifth muffin? I'm getting hungry.

And please let me know if I can post this. I'll check back tomorrow . . . or three months from now . . . not that it matters, I'll probably post it anyway, like I said it's just too funny to keep to myself.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache As i recall you were the one that brought up your dads genitalia, furthemore i bet it will so as well as this video!!! HAHAHA ROFL *sigh*. The only thing you keep toy yourself is your dads penis.

[tommyache]

I will bid you a sincere good night, once more, because I seriously have to sign off now . . . it's business time.

Come visit me again when you get the chance. It's been fun.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Yeah i am sure that your dad really need your help...

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache Maybe it will help you sleep at night thinking that you are knowledgeable of anything, but the fact is your desperate attempt in finding fault in what I said demonstrates how pathetic your argument is and further reinforces the fact that you are an idiot trying to sound more intelligent. This does not come to any surprise to me from reading your previous comments, as your simple mind cannot understand the slightest of complications.

[tommyache]

Dear 1ohtaf1, I sleep well, thank you. It's not so much finding fault in what you said, but in the faulty logic preceding it. A pathetic argument would be constantly reiterating the exact same point well after it has been logically disproved and backed by fact. It's nothing more than rhetoric and ceases to be an argument at all. It should be painfully obvious to you by now that I can understand the slightest of COMPLEXITIES (the word you meant to use). Sleep well, little boy, I will.

[1ohtaf1]

@tommyache You probably sleep well because your brain lacks the ability to realise that no one is falling for your desperate attempt in sounding more intelligent. Is one of these "facts" you speak of about the 3 months of research it took you to look up the definition of a single word? Oh wait, with your limited brain power and refusal to accept that you are indeed stupid, it was actually "two minutes", if that is what you claim as a "fact" I am hesitant to take any advice from you.

[tommyache]

Honey bunny,

You don't have to take advice from me. No one ever went bankrupt underestimating the intelligence of the average person. In fact, I make commission from people just like you on an hourly basis and choose to spend it on things they couldn't possibly understand. Like books. The dumber the world gets the more money I seem to make. So you don't ever have to take advice from me, in fact, I'd rather you didn't. I'd like you, and all your classmates, to grow up to be ignorant suckers

[lilmnm616]

you are just a moron thinking that you are doing some harm to someone else by bringing someones mom who does momma jokes besides 6 year olds? who ever said it took me an hour to write a paragraph and sense its just a youtube vid why are you getting all defensive about it and trying to flam them? its not my fault that you just fail at life and should hide in a closet before you hurt yourself any more please take criticism like a man

[tommyache]

Dear lilmnm616, I'm having trouble, again, discerning the intended subject of your comments. Are you writing to yourself in the second person? A true moron wouldn't know the difference between sense and since, or it's and its. I do. And hiding in closets sounds like projecting again? I've got a link that might help with that. I'll post it as a separate comment for your edification. It may help with some of the misplaced anger you seem to have for actual heterosexuals.

See next . . .

[tommyache]

Dear @lilmnm616 (continued)

Why would I want to harm you or anyone else?

I have no ill feelings toward you.

I know that you need help dealing with your security and identity issues.

Why else would you attack complete strangers in cyberspace?

Unfortunately I can't post the link here due to Youtube restrictions.

But the article I mentioned can be found on ezinearticles com, titled Latent Homosexuality: Paranoid Delusions Rage and Anxiety.

Read it, and be happy with yourself.

[tommyache]

@lilmnm616 (continued [again])

I almost forgot . . . could you please clarify your definition of flam? Using it as a verb doesn't actually seem possible based upon the 5 accepted definitions listed in Webster's. I'm not suggesting that everything else in your comment would suddenly make sense with a better word choice . . . But it would be entertaining to know exactly what you meant. If it's your own secret language, I understand, you don't have to let us into your world.

But please.

[lilmnm616]

get a life its just a youtube vid you failed drastically at. and yes you have no life to reply to all the comments saying this sucks. not to mention you wrote a paragraph of trash so as you said why are you taking it so serious for? so seriously that you waist another hour writing reply to the kids saying you suck at life.

have fun with herpes you little fag of joy

[tommyache]

Dear lilmnm616, I believe my entire point was that this IS just a youtube video FAIL. I've stated that how many times already? And unlike some people (yes, you) I don't need an hour to write a well structured paragraph and spell check it myself. I'm not taking any of this seriously, that should be obvious from the sarcasm in my previous statements. Assuming you understand the written word. I mean, am I really your "little fag of joy"? Can I get that on a t-shirt?

It's so endearing.

[lilmnm616]

lawl wow your a fag who does momma jokes besides a scary 7 year old that hides behind a computer monitor and try to talk shit about someones mom.

[tommyache]

Dearest lilmnm616, I was under the impression from your previous statements that you suffer from latent homosexuality projected outwardly as impotent rage, it is now clear however that you are probably a pedophile who fantasizes about seven year old males sitting behind their computer monitors (probably naked), who talk dirty about the mother who didn't breast feed you enough when you were 10. I would suggest therapy, or Chris Hansen. Your Choice.

And, my name is not Lawl.

Just F.Y.I.

[lilmnm616]

dude this sucks it took you an hour to do this?

[tommyache]

Dear lilmnm616, (if that is your real name) The answer to your question is Yes, If you include the time it took for me to do your mom, it was about an hour of work . . . and I do mean work, she isn't very pretty. As stated in my description DON'T expect it to be the greatest music you've ever heard . . . seriously. It's a simple video posted to youtube for fun. If you take it more seriously than that you've got problems I can't even begin to address.

Have a Wonderful day.

[Min0]

that shorrible fuck you

[tommyache]

Dear Min0, I'm not entirely sure what Shorrible means, but followed by Fuck You, it can't be all that good. But just to ensure that I'm not reading too much into your comments I would suggest using Yahoo! babelfish or even Google Translate to ensure that your comments are received in the manner that they are intended. For example, let's assume you are from Estonia. My response to you would be something like: "Söö sitta ja surevad Paskakikkare sa kaamel imemiseks ahv".

Cheers :)

[Whitakerguy]

Fail

[tommyache]

Dear Whitakerguy, Simple, brief, direct, and to the point. However, I will cite you for being a bit redundant and over simplistic in your review. The word fail actually appears in the title of this video, the description, and the video it's based upon. It's been done to death. When it comes to guys like you, a guys guy, it would be like introducing yourself as guy . . . just redundant and overly simplistic . . . oh, wait I just realized your name has the word guy in it.

Never mind.

[weeeemrfancy]

That sucks

[tommyache]

Dear weeeemrfancy, Reeealy? It Suuuucks? I thought that was the whole point? Did I say this was a brilliant oneiric tribute to the films of Buñuel or Wiene? Did I suggest that the intricate plotting or narrative was comparable to that of Twain or Nabakov? Did I ever once state that the work was anything more than a FAIL? If so, disregard anything I might say about you, your mother, your mother's sisters, the family dog, or your lack of creativity.

Mr. Fancy, I'm so Disappointed.

[weeeemrfancy]

@tommyache Dude, fuck off. It's a youtube comment.

[tommyache]

Dear weeeemrfancy, I don't believe you know me well enough to call me "dude". Although your mother knows me quite well. "Fuck off" is also a bit unnecessary, unless you left out the words Get the ------- My Mother.  In that case I would suggest your mother give you a good spanking for being so rude, and then give me a good spanking just because I like it. Her sister, and the family dog are allowed to watch. But you should go to bed with no supper.

P.S. This is a youtube comment.

[weeeemrfancy]

@tommyache Short rhetorical response.

[tommyache]

Dear weeeemrfancy, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and calling your most recent comment, "Short rhetorical response" the most clever retort I've seen to date. It's sarcastic, yet polite, does not rely on foul language or crude sexual suggestions, and contains no insults either veiled or direct. Well done, sir. It made me laugh, and unlike some of the comments other people have left, I believe your humor to be intentional.

You truly are a fancy gentleman.

Good day, sir.

[weeeemrfancy]

@tommyache Thankful response followed by a witty anecdote.

[tommyache]

Well weeeemrfancy, Thankful, yes. Witty, I'll accept. But I'm not sure my comment was anecdotal in the sense that I didn't really relate it to anything other than the comments listed here. Had I stated "Back in my day, I remember they had these things called postcards, and I once I got one of these postcards that just made my day. A cat, a tree limb, and hang in there. Nuff Said."

That would have been an anecdote. But I digress.

Thank you for your comments.

Now get off my lawn.

[weeeemrfancy]

@tommyache I was making a generic response to your comment, not stating what you said. Have a nice day.

[tommyache]

Dear weeeemrfancy, Thank you for clarifying. It's a shame that 500 characters isn't enough room for most people to actually share a witty anecdote. Instead people feel forced to post the words "witty anecdote" as a place marker. Maybe, someday, if we ever meet in person you can share an actual anecdote with me. Then you can film my reaction to it. But for now, I'll keep your generic response as a reminder of the stories that could have been. My imagination shall do the rest.

Peace