There's an Alligator in my kitchen!!!!

[mollycool107]

Dang

[jhibbitt1]

fuck me, those creatures are terrifying

[xytsdx2]

That Alligator should be charged with breaking and entering.

[skyfallpurple]

"are you sure it couldnt be like a iguana ?" xD i would tell her: so come and get a look on that iguana :D

[blueice188]

gives me the jibblies

[paktia]

R.I.P Ryan Dunn

[sassypantz33]

You know.. it absolutely KILLS me how flippin' stupid 911 operators sound to me at times. "Are you sure it's not an iguana?" 911.. you're job is to help calm people down in times of emergency... Some of you just aren't qualified for your positions...

[woahwoahbitch]

@sassypantz33 ..................I agree with you............. Next time someone calls and tells them they just got raped maybe they will tell the person you sure you didn't give it to him or her. I mean the things they say means they don't need to to be working for 911. Don't put your info in just take the info and get the police out there...... It's crazy

[Mindfxcker]

Alligator part : 0:13 - 0:25

[Superbowserlover222]

well i read a book called bad pets and it talked about this and the gator wanted to eat her cat!

[BlueTiger368]

american aligator - hello can i have a full raw chicken?

lady - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!

[Darkviper360]

im not scared of the gator i got scared of the fat woman full of pimples she disgust me

[ReReShow80]

I'd offer it my leftovers!

[CanadianGuitarist]

In all fairness to the animal, "Eight feet" isn't that huge of a gator.

[Dorisequador]

Whats for diner Bitch LOL

[Tommy61698]

I've been to that neiborhood and there is gators like crazy.

[dexterlooi]

how'd u get a leash on it? lol i bet it was ur pet u made it do this video

[marsstriker]

i read a book called bad pets about this.the 911 call matched axactly to what the book says.the womans name i think was Frosti.if anyone knows this,tell me if im right.

[LaTonyaThompson]

This was a wonderful video. Thanks for sharing. I wonder how the gator cut his mouth. The lady should also get a larger fence.

[Arkenx]

That's no morbidly obese woman, that's Jabba the hut :|

[schenkyoass]

haha i always got an 6 foot alligator in my livingroom waiting for his beef heart and rat for the week

[123itsmedaniella123]

i read a book bout this n it said it was trying to get her cat....

[djluna96]

That was not that far from where I live... lmao...

[XxComablackxX1937]

The Gator just wanted some pussy. 

[vstarbiker]

What is with the English/British/Austrailian accented reporters? I can understand perhaps 1/2 of what he says. Stinks, sick of them, go home!

[derekmorris89]

@vstarbiker Deal with it. If you couldn't understand anything he said then you're just retarded. I understood every word and I'm not even british or autralian. What do you have against such understandable accents anyways?

[vstarbiker]

I really hate English/British/Australian accented reporters/announcers. I understood less than 1/3 of what he said. Why can't we have good ol' American English speaking reporters?

[freakofSIMSXD]

DAM NATURE YOU SCARY

[marshnoello1]

@freakofSIMSXD haha good one

[AESuperNova]

I wouldve grabbed my shotgun and start shooting

[cutekely]

um id rather see a wolf in my kitchen than an alligator.

those are the scariest animals ive ever seen.

[Codyconole]

lol

[cturner3rd]

This is the kind of thing the realtors don't tell the northerners about. And don't get me started on the walking catfish or the psychedelic toads or the Burmese pythons.

[F6FHELLCAT12]

ailligators are native to the us

[bluemoonomen]

oh shit

[Mizzdani11]

haha thats scary

[RicGillis]

Such a shame it's illegal to kill it. Think of how many pairs of shoes, jackets, wallets, and money that could have been made by selling gator meat to the restaurants. I'm sorry, I would have had to kill it as it was trespassing on my property!LOL! I just thank God that she saw it before it got to her first!, especially if she had to go to her kitchen in the middle of the night.

[luccaskunk]

It's not illegal to kill alligators. There's just strict hunting quotas on them. Or at least that's the way it was last time I checked.

[skechmasters]

I hope someone shoots you and sells your meat you god dam Fag wtf you and people like you i the reason y we can't hunt alot of animals because only dumb ass American's think like you

[derekmorris89]

@skechmasters Wow, grow the fuck up. You sound like a big baby...

[09croc]

free food:P

[nateluvclare]

Why dont you just cook it right away in your kitchen?

[UsagiArwen]

what i find humorous is how anyone could think "Ok this person's calling me, I'm the operater/dispatcher, and it's a common mistake, maybe it's just an Iguana"

Like a woman who finds a gigantic reptile in her kitchen couldn't tell the difference between an alligator and an iguana. I live in Wisconsin, we don't have alligators here and *I* know the difference between them, duh.

[ibtiyler]

haha too loud to be my cat

[leejj09]

thats a fuckin big iguana!

[KingVirusXtreme]

did u piss ur pants???

[TheUnholyassassin1]

I wud have caught the thing mehself and cut it's head off and keep it as a trophy

[CHASER5100]

lol

[gyptax]

why would it go on land to eat something? after all, they kill their prey by drowning it

[triggerman6]

Tranquilizors, then keep it!! show all my friends, feed it to my enemies.

[TruOgreThree]

i think you mean feed your enemies to it

[chenchonchic]

cool

[BeckyHardcore]

Lmao thats awesome xD

[taingu112]

lol "Are you sure it isn't an iguana or something?" what,does the dispatcher think the callers stupid and cant tell what an alligator is? xD

[Seacampfl]

She probably just thought the animal was much smaller, thought the lady mistook an iguana for a juvinille gator.

[jgmtiger]

would of walked up and went POW in the head fats and painless

[poohbeargirls]

I Would Have Been Crying! OMG i would have so SCARED!

[666Bloody666]

looooool wow.

That's intense xD

That would be PWNAGEEEEE lol

[WoWaddict3d]

I first thought the red stuff around that alligators mouth was the cat :(

[burtonridero7]

Im glad i live in alberta

[axelvs94]

SWEET

[African78]

cool

[Sephirothlord]

u know i had plans to move to florida til i heard about this.

[IveMetJesus]

i know wot u mean, im not moving there cos of these kinda things. i didnt plan to either :|

if i did, id live on a raised house so nuthing can get in!

[SilentWisdomReborn]

l feel bad for the cat ^^;; poor thing must have been scared as hell. l'm glad it was able to get away from the gator.

[thomasclark66]

lol

[Jody2405]

I'm so glad I moved out of South Florida!!

[Mekkiceh]

A 3 meters long iguana :o)

[EveryTribeOutreach]

Yea...there's an iguana in my kitchen with really big teeth! LoL!!!

[WhatAuthority]

what a sexy beast

[skaterkane]

that sucks. she sounds so calm aaaboooot it.

[w0rrLord]

Well, gators are a common thing in florida..Not in your kitchen (unless you're cooking it), but they are all over and it's not surprising to see one.

[Someone7210]

O_O

[mccmarc]

BLOODY HELL EH

[cookiesncream789]

YIKES!!!!!

[yoooTwoob]

an Iguana !! LOL.. stupid police lady... shes saying AN ALLIGATOR !! .. not a fkn iguana lol ?

[VivaLaMarro]

u cant now with ppl from the united states..

[oppera1983]

US police always reflect how stupit they are....dont u think it is a iguana ? im not sure if a us police answer or the police from last poor country answer....fuk US.

[juricka99]

I think it is nuts how the 911 operator responded to her, what a pill. Do you think it is an iguana? How retarted and disrespectful for this older women. She made sure that that was not the fact.

[KN0MAAD]

I think you'd be surprised at the amount of stupid calls they get, search youtube "hillarious 911 calls" or something like that.

[jln195399]

OMG! Good thing she didn't go in the kitchen with the lights off!!!

[skiier225]

I would be screaming at the top of my lungs if there was an alligator in my kitchen!

[dowling1981]

skiier - Why do you say these things?

[ajeb07]

shes like the fattest thing ive ever seen

but its whats inside that counts

[juricka99]

You are a complete ass inside and out, at least that is what counts. Take care. P.s. The lady is 70 years old, give her a fucking break you stupid ass.

[saulisbetterthanu]

scary

[sppe769]

I wonder how he got in her house.

[magicman4403]

@sppe769 it came through the screen watch the whole video

[henley65]

I think the bloater was safe, the Gator was only 8 feet long and no way could it have got her in it`s mouth! LOL

[bronc30td]

ROFL...."Bloater" British people rule!