You should try start as Denmark, I've tried a few times, did okay once, then both Sweden and Norway decided to elect their own kings, and at the same time, Hansa kicked me out of the trade league, and owned my ass, lol. DK is definitely one of the harder ones to play.
This is one the most intresting episodes so far of this let's play....I'm from Sweden so fun that you started with a country close to them and allied with them so I get to see some swedish action =)
The war ending shortly after the battle, the Order didn't gain much, something that angered Victor to no end, after seeing many of his friends die during the battle, but there was no aguring, his army were to return home through Sweden and be given a hero's welcome. Victor would be given the title of Company Commander, a demotion of sorts, the Order still felt that Victor was still too young to properly command a full army yet.
The war between Norway and Sweden was Victor's first deployment. At first the attempt to aid the Order's allies was via ship, however, the ship and the commander of the expeditionary force died while onboard, the late leader's XO continued via the long way, but when finally arriving at Norway, was shortly killed during the first battle, Victor, one of the few surviving officers, took command, dispite being only 19 years old, defeated the norwegian armies, saving the Sweden Army under attack.
i really suck at this game i just have too much total war in my head so i think that i can just go pwning everyone into submission with a huge army, except that i get my ass handed to me
ppppffffff.....One tactic could be to ally with the rusians (and keep making them happy).After a while they'll atack Lithuania on they'r own (and they WILL kick ass) at wich point you can take quite a biss piece of the pie with minimum eforts + U'll have The Red Army at you'r side when storming over what's left of Europe :P
You really do need to bulk out your country. It's quite thin.
If you want my opinion, Spain's a great little fortress of a peninsula, given its spherical shape. Get some troops in a boat and sail over there, and take Portugese land. Build up over there, then team up with Castille and push Aragon out of Iberia. If you successfully take the land on both sides of Castille, vassalation followed by annexation shouldn't be a difficult task.
Why high inflation? Why high inflation? Why high inflation? JosefVStalin is not supposed to cry but the advice is to keep. inflation=expensive development expensive buildings expensive military therefore will be more expensive drop to zero, the monthly revenue and annual income needs to be managed please accept this. Why pay for the military reservation? only pay for the soldiers when they fight! If you do not think it will force him to the high inflation. bye
@PyrrhosOfEpeiros theres a playlist with videos that have ads on them. if you click the ads he gets a small amount of money. its a youtube partnership
@SuperWhiteCookie Man I know what you mean, I was playing as britain and france got semi-wiped out by burgundy so i thought id try invading them. They defeated all 4 of my 20k armies :(. I ended up loading the game up as burgundy, disbanding most of their troops then returning back to britain :P
@D3adtrap... if i could swear i would have you are the dummest guy i ever met i mean how many time have sweden tried they have exactly tried 59 time to invade denmark they only succeeded 3 of those times we dont know wat the swedish have agianst us we are a peacefull country who have no way to expand with the germans right next to us nobody ever cared for the danes but i think that josef would actuly care for danish history we did many things like beating back the royal brittish navy.
@Caithness90: it just the fact that stalin completely miss danish history
and calls it a crappy nation even though we fought back germany and sweden a couple of times we allways been envyied by trade because we ruled trade at the time
I agree that if that is what he meant (I heard what he said) that is is a over simplification, but , for example, constantly saying that you beat the British Royal Navy a couple of times is missing a lot if the history of my nation (I'm British) and i'm not getting riled up, nor would i do.
History is already written, if people wish to see it they only need to look.
@tysej4 I don't care 1. You never beat back The royal navy 2.Correct me if i'm wrong but the inhabitants of Denmark were saxons who were a GERMANIC tribe so u beat back yourself 3. I'm English and in my opinion English and danish history is interwined, England was ruled by Danish Kings for a while. 4. The rulers of trade at the time were the Hanseatic leage owned by the Holy Roman Empire u didn't own trade u tried to destroy trade by raiding trade ships
stalin you was once my favorite person but to attack a minor country like denmark who has been fighting german suppression all there lives just to be taken out by a german republick you disapoint me i thought you would care more for the lesser guy
I am looking forward to see how you're going to manage the royal marriage between your theocracy and Novgorods merchant republic that you're going to need in order to diploannex them. :)
@NapoleonofCanada Well, EUIII is a much grander strategy game than HoI III. In EU3, you plot the course of your nation over almost half a millenia, whereas in HoI III it's just a few years. In HoI III it's more precise, but Europa Univeralis is more satisfying IMO. When you really win a war against a major power, and you see some of their previous provinces turn your color... man, there's nothing like that.
@SquareHeadSlacker You need to get real, your a trool, and as tey say, no troll is a good troll, your just better than your average troll, hes not your friend.
Ooh, I love to see France so beaten up in this game !
They are always a force to reckon with.
TheBahalo 1 week ago
You should try start as Denmark, I've tried a few times, did okay once, then both Sweden and Norway decided to elect their own kings, and at the same time, Hansa kicked me out of the trade league, and owned my ass, lol. DK is definitely one of the harder ones to play.
MrHaakhen 1 month ago
interesting turn of events though u didn't get any land good ally anyways hopefully Sweden returns the favor ur "expeditionary force" saved them
xRougeShadowx 2 months ago
Damn! Once and only chanse to take revenge over sweeden and you ruin it! :'(
SovietLenin1 5 months ago
''so im gonna send an teutonic expedionary force to sweden now'' in strategic means that was maybe the most awesome thing you ever said... xD
willl676 7 months ago
England is ALWAYS a powerhouse in this game if you don't stop them.
ALEXANDER1318 8 months ago
You should have invaded Plock ages ago.
FredericBayer 11 months ago
@FredericBayer he cant, he made a truce with poland
sirclay4921 10 months ago
This is one the most intresting episodes so far of this let's play....I'm from Sweden so fun that you started with a country close to them and allied with them so I get to see some swedish action =)
zombo1984 1 year ago
The war ending shortly after the battle, the Order didn't gain much, something that angered Victor to no end, after seeing many of his friends die during the battle, but there was no aguring, his army were to return home through Sweden and be given a hero's welcome. Victor would be given the title of Company Commander, a demotion of sorts, the Order still felt that Victor was still too young to properly command a full army yet.
Dante641 1 year ago 11
The war between Norway and Sweden was Victor's first deployment. At first the attempt to aid the Order's allies was via ship, however, the ship and the commander of the expeditionary force died while onboard, the late leader's XO continued via the long way, but when finally arriving at Norway, was shortly killed during the first battle, Victor, one of the few surviving officers, took command, dispite being only 19 years old, defeated the norwegian armies, saving the Sweden Army under attack.
Dante641 1 year ago
wait . . . Norway is attacking Sweden O_o . well it okey for me cuz i,m from Norwegian :3
zeilond 1 year ago
damn you Norway, DAMN YOU!
xilon56 1 year ago
i really suck at this game i just have too much total war in my head so i think that i can just go pwning everyone into submission with a huge army, except that i get my ass handed to me
nukeboy14 1 year ago
NORWAY <3
CstcGaming 1 year ago 2
3:01 - 3:08 lol so true
Necromania92 1 year ago
British Isles not English Isles, and it looks like they would speed up the Union (of Britain) by 300 years
YesIamEccentric 1 year ago
British Isles not English Isles
YesIamEccentric 1 year ago
GREAT LET'S PLAY REALLLYYY I MEAN IT :)
Frki2005 1 year ago
4:25 I just imagined Sweden as Willy Wonka "YOU GET NOTHING!"
redsplash168 1 year ago
ppppffffff.....One tactic could be to ally with the rusians (and keep making them happy).After a while they'll atack Lithuania on they'r own (and they WILL kick ass) at wich point you can take quite a biss piece of the pie with minimum eforts + U'll have The Red Army at you'r side when storming over what's left of Europe :P
Seth4UsDemon 1 year ago
LOL at 4:24: "Awww, the war's over!" For some reason that cracked me up, lol. Just sounds funny somehow.
ComradeLenin1289 1 year ago
im getting tears i my eyes when i see my home land (denmark) being toarn apart
sk1095dk 1 year ago
@sk1095dk when i played this i always sided with denmark, if that helps :)
thekinggotrickrolld 1 year ago
woot! go normandy!
TheGansterLlama 1 year ago
Us the Hollander didn't give you military access in this part, , you gave us military access :P
sander0209 1 year ago
The Ottomans crushed Hungary.
jongtu 1 year ago
If you can get a big enough Coalition... Lithuania would be a good idea. Large, but you have like... Some of the best army in the region.
Causes Belia as.. I dunno.... Something religious?
warboss3000 1 year ago
I don't remember germany having this much of a spread out empire...
DarkMariowithpaper4 1 year ago
wtf i have never saw this video lol :p
frageater16 1 year ago
Nederland rocks :3 they saved my country for a little amount of time :)
hej2iscool 1 year ago
@gasdfw5
That most of his territories are coast line.
This way he can transport via sea very fast.
feybart 1 year ago
@gasdfw5
Isn't that a good thing?
feybart 1 year ago
Sweden won against the crappy danish yay
mattepattes 1 year ago
yeah help Sweden cause Sweden owns :D
Vulkaye 1 year ago
GO SWEDEN!
futurama547 1 year ago
You really do need to bulk out your country. It's quite thin.
If you want my opinion, Spain's a great little fortress of a peninsula, given its spherical shape. Get some troops in a boat and sail over there, and take Portugese land. Build up over there, then team up with Castille and push Aragon out of Iberia. If you successfully take the land on both sides of Castille, vassalation followed by annexation shouldn't be a difficult task.
RespectMyCountry 1 year ago
Naples has almost all the territories it needs to become the nation of Italy. All it needs now is Roma I think.
kwlkid38 1 year ago
Why high inflation? Why high inflation? Why high inflation? JosefVStalin is not supposed to cry but the advice is to keep. inflation=expensive development expensive buildings expensive military therefore will be more expensive drop to zero, the monthly revenue and annual income needs to be managed please accept this. Why pay for the military reservation? only pay for the soldiers when they fight! If you do not think it will force him to the high inflation. bye
kiss10354321 1 year ago
forget Sweden go for Luthuania
Delta4ms 1 year ago
looking forward for some Lithuanian pie slicing.
FuB4Rbass 1 year ago
did you set lucky nations to random?
cms53 1 year ago
Stalin you should send a small fleet and sail around the world before Magellan
VladimirGLenin 1 year ago
Why does the little map show the whole world but in the game map the edges of Europe are "whited out"?
0NoName9 1 year ago
@0NoName9 its just unexplored land when you get explorers you can explore the whited out areas. =]
jcinq01 1 year ago
@0NoName9 Thats what the european sphere has not found yet, by 1700, alot of the world will be visable.
TerraDepicter 1 year ago
@gasdfw5, it's called Lithuania.
Uf0nius 1 year ago
Go holland ! kickin denmark when its down! :D luv it
cliffhanger11414 1 year ago
France has almost lost all its lands... xD
TheAnnoyingSwede 1 year ago 5
What does bring home the bacon mean?
PyrrhosOfEpeiros 1 year ago 2
@PyrrhosOfEpeiros theres a playlist with videos that have ads on them. if you click the ads he gets a small amount of money. its a youtube partnership
orbo45 1 year ago
attack the smaller nations above italy and then take italy
kieran1017 1 year ago
LOL stalin Denmark is a part of skandivia
lallezh 1 year ago
@lallezh He said Scandinavian mainland :P
AnswerManofRome 1 year ago
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aced1592 1 year ago
yay england
theonlyproblem 1 year ago
@SuperWhiteCookie Man I know what you mean, I was playing as britain and france got semi-wiped out by burgundy so i thought id try invading them. They defeated all 4 of my 20k armies :(. I ended up loading the game up as burgundy, disbanding most of their troops then returning back to britain :P
Nobody2230 1 year ago
that "litte island" is sjælland and its where i live!
Rex1987 1 year ago
@Rex1987: have you seen the one where how he called as a crapy one state nation
tysej4 1 year ago
swedish victory=)
jaza505 1 year ago
if the swedes deside to be assholes please dont kill me :P
Seraj33 1 year ago
Oh man, why are you helping those swedes? You could just let them be raped by norway and danmarks and we could got rid of them right there.
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap... if i could swear i would have you are the dummest guy i ever met i mean how many time have sweden tried they have exactly tried 59 time to invade denmark they only succeeded 3 of those times we dont know wat the swedish have agianst us we are a peacefull country who have no way to expand with the germans right next to us nobody ever cared for the danes but i think that josef would actuly care for danish history we did many things like beating back the royal brittish navy.
tysej4 1 year ago
@tysej4
This is a game. Stop getting so insulted and act with some restraint.
Caithness90 1 year ago
@Caithness90: it just the fact that stalin completely miss danish history
and calls it a crappy nation even though we fought back germany and sweden a couple of times we allways been envyied by trade because we ruled trade at the time
tysej4 1 year ago
@tysej4
I agree that if that is what he meant (I heard what he said) that is is a over simplification, but , for example, constantly saying that you beat the British Royal Navy a couple of times is missing a lot if the history of my nation (I'm British) and i'm not getting riled up, nor would i do.
History is already written, if people wish to see it they only need to look.
Caithness90 1 year ago
@Caithness90: yeahh but stalin wont look at danish history
tysej4 1 year ago
@tysej4 i really like u dude. are u from denmark?
lallezh 1 year ago
@lallezh: yup
tysej4 1 year ago
@tysej4 I don't care 1. You never beat back The royal navy 2.Correct me if i'm wrong but the inhabitants of Denmark were saxons who were a GERMANIC tribe so u beat back yourself 3. I'm English and in my opinion English and danish history is interwined, England was ruled by Danish Kings for a while. 4. The rulers of trade at the time were the Hanseatic leage owned by the Holy Roman Empire u didn't own trade u tried to destroy trade by raiding trade ships
Cheapasscookie 1 year ago
@tysej4
Learn english. I hate sweden...
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap noob
mattepattes 1 year ago
@mattepattes
Fuck you cunt
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap you are really a noob
mattepattes 1 year ago
@mattepattes
And how so, smartass?
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap Because your from finland, that´s why
mattepattes 1 year ago
@mattepattes
Really? Thats funny, bechose finland is officialy best country in the world. Its ok to be jealous, but dont come and cry to me for that.
ww w. newsweek. com/ 2010/08/15/ interactive-infographic-of-the-worlds-best-countries .html
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap Lier, you suck in hockey too
mattepattes 1 year ago
@mattepattes
I didnt lie. I posted a link. And as I recall, we beated you in hockey last time.
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap Yeah, and that´s because all the good Swedish players are playing in NHL idiot
mattepattes 1 year ago
@mattepattes
Too bad you lost, seriosly go cry to your mommy. I dont have time for this shit.
D3adtrap 1 year ago
@D3adtrap Haha, we´ve always beat you in the olympic games like the final in 2006 pwned
mattepattes 1 year ago
stalin you was once my favorite person but to attack a minor country like denmark who has been fighting german suppression all there lives just to be taken out by a german republick you disapoint me i thought you would care more for the lesser guy
tysej4 1 year ago
While most people would say "Yay the war is finally over" Stalin says "Awwww the war is over =["
flamezero888 1 year ago 2
I am looking forward to see how you're going to manage the royal marriage between your theocracy and Novgorods merchant republic that you're going to need in order to diploannex them. :)
7thwiew 1 year ago 2
@NapoleonofCanada Well, EUIII is a much grander strategy game than HoI III. In EU3, you plot the course of your nation over almost half a millenia, whereas in HoI III it's just a few years. In HoI III it's more precise, but Europa Univeralis is more satisfying IMO. When you really win a war against a major power, and you see some of their previous provinces turn your color... man, there's nothing like that.
LucanJacups 1 year ago
@LucanJacups
HOI3 deffo, only cunts like Lucan here play the shit game that is EU3.
SquareHeadSlacker 1 year ago
@SquareHeadSlacker You just dislike EU3 because you can't play it.
HoI3 is pure crap. Either get EU3 or Arsenal of Democracy.
tuore 1 year ago
@SquareHeadSlacker
if u think its shit why u watching it?
WasLilChrisnowbigish 1 year ago 31
@SquareHeadSlacker So not only do you watch the vids, you also insult the creator?
Traviskolber 1 year ago
@Traviskolber
stalin and me are tight, you need to get real
SquareHeadSlacker 1 year ago
@SquareHeadSlacker Of course, I totally believe you...
Traviskolber 1 year ago
@Traviskolber
lmao, you're a fucking nigger deffo, stalin even made a video about me, just search my username in the bar.
SquareHeadSlacker 1 year ago
@SquareHeadSlacker So you think you are friends because he called you a good troll?
Oh wait, you are trolling now. I have to tip my hat off, too, as your trolling skills are quite remarkable.
Good day.
Traviskolber 1 year ago
@Traviskolber this guy is a typical troll, just ignore him
tippy4674 1 year ago
@SquareHeadSlacker You need to get real, your a trool, and as tey say, no troll is a good troll, your just better than your average troll, hes not your friend.
wolffang156 1 year ago
@wolffang156
i didn't say we were friends i said we were tight very different meanings
SquareHeadSlacker 1 year ago
if they steam role into Europe it is up to you my dear stalin to stop them
Redfox161616 1 year ago
That's the best advantages of the Ottomans and Russians, in moth Empire Total War and Europa. It's very easy to sweep through europe with them.
TheLogicman1 1 year ago
@AngloEmperor Ok thanks oh and your lp are cool
shadowintheback 1 year ago
more plz
fallout7311 1 year ago
Hey stalin what with the white out sections?
shadowintheback 1 year ago
@shadowintheback
land tht hasnt been colonised
WasLilChrisnowbigish 1 year ago
great LP
xboxfan3601 1 year ago