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  • Ooh, I love to see France so beaten up in this game !

    They are always a force to reckon with.

  • You should try start as Denmark, I've tried a few times, did okay once, then both Sweden and Norway decided to elect their own kings, and at the same time, Hansa kicked me out of the trade league, and owned my ass, lol. DK is definitely one of the harder ones to play.

  • interesting turn of events though u didn't get any land good ally anyways hopefully Sweden returns the favor ur "expeditionary force" saved them

  • Damn! Once and only chanse to take revenge over sweeden and you ruin it! :'(

  • ''so im gonna send an teutonic expedionary force to sweden now'' in strategic means that was maybe the most awesome thing you ever said... xD

  • England is ALWAYS a powerhouse in this game if you don't stop them.

  • You should have invaded Plock ages ago.

  • @FredericBayer he cant, he made a truce with poland

  • This is one the most intresting episodes so far of this let's play....I'm from Sweden so fun that you started with a country close to them and allied with them so I get to see some swedish action =)

  • The war ending shortly after the battle, the Order didn't gain much, something that angered Victor to no end, after seeing many of his friends die during the battle, but there was no aguring, his army were to return home through Sweden and be given a hero's welcome. Victor would be given the title of Company Commander, a demotion of sorts, the Order still felt that Victor was still too young to properly command a full army yet.

  • The war between Norway and Sweden was Victor's first deployment. At first the attempt to aid the Order's allies was via ship, however, the ship and the commander of the expeditionary force died while onboard, the late leader's XO continued via the long way, but when finally arriving at Norway, was shortly killed during the first battle, Victor, one of the few surviving officers, took command, dispite being only 19 years old, defeated the norwegian armies, saving the Sweden Army under attack.

  • wait . . . Norway is attacking Sweden O_o . well it okey for me cuz i,m from Norwegian :3

  • damn you Norway, DAMN YOU!

  • i really suck at this game i just have too much total war in my head so i think that i can just go pwning everyone into submission with a huge army, except that i get my ass handed to me

  • NORWAY <3

  • 3:01 - 3:08 lol so true

  • British Isles not English Isles, and it looks like they would speed up the Union (of Britain) by 300 years

  • British Isles not English Isles

  • GREAT LET'S PLAY REALLLYYY I MEAN IT :)

  • 4:25 I just imagined Sweden as Willy Wonka "YOU GET NOTHING!"

  • ppppffffff.....One tactic could be to ally with the rusians (and keep making them happy).After a while they'll atack Lithuania on they'r own (and they WILL kick ass) at wich point you can take quite a biss piece of the pie with minimum eforts + U'll have The Red Army at you'r side when storming over what's left of Europe :P

  • LOL at 4:24: "Awww, the war's over!" For some reason that cracked me up, lol. Just sounds funny somehow.

  • im getting tears i my eyes when i see my home land (denmark) being toarn apart

  • @sk1095dk when i played this i always sided with denmark, if that helps :)

  • woot! go normandy!

  • Us the Hollander didn't give you military access in this part, , you gave us military access :P

  • The Ottomans crushed Hungary.

  • If you can get a big enough Coalition... Lithuania would be a good idea. Large, but you have like... Some of the best army in the region.

    Causes Belia as.. I dunno.... Something religious?

  • I don't remember germany having this much of a spread out empire...

  • wtf i have never saw this video lol :p

  • Nederland rocks :3 they saved my country for a little amount of time :)

  • @gasdfw5

    That most of his territories are coast line.

    This way he can transport via sea very fast.

  • @gasdfw5

    Isn't that a good thing?

  • Sweden won against the crappy danish yay

  • yeah help Sweden cause Sweden owns :D

  • GO SWEDEN!

  • You really do need to bulk out your country. It's quite thin.

    If you want my opinion, Spain's a great little fortress of a peninsula, given its spherical shape. Get some troops in a boat and sail over there, and take Portugese land. Build up over there, then team up with Castille and push Aragon out of Iberia. If you successfully take the land on both sides of Castille, vassalation followed by annexation shouldn't be a difficult task.

  • Naples has almost all the territories it needs to become the nation of Italy. All it needs now is Roma I think.

  • Why high inflation? Why high inflation? Why high inflation? JosefVStalin is not supposed to cry but the advice is to keep. inflation=expensive development expensive buildings expensive military therefore will be more expensive drop to zero, the monthly revenue and annual income needs to be managed please accept this. Why pay for the military reservation? only pay for the soldiers when they fight! If you do not think it will force him to the high inflation. bye

  • forget Sweden go for Luthuania

  • looking forward for some Lithuanian pie slicing.

  • did you set lucky nations to random?

  • Stalin you should send a small fleet and sail around the world before Magellan

  • Why does the little map show the whole world but in the game map the edges of Europe are "whited out"?

  • @0NoName9 its just unexplored land when you get explorers you can explore the whited out areas. =]

  • @0NoName9 Thats what the european sphere has not found yet, by 1700, alot of the world will be visable.

  • @gasdfw5, it's called Lithuania.

  • Go holland ! kickin denmark when its down! :D luv it

  • France has almost lost all its lands... xD

  • What does bring home the bacon mean?

  • @PyrrhosOfEpeiros theres a playlist with videos that have ads on them. if you click the ads he gets a small amount of money. its a youtube partnership

  • attack the smaller nations above italy and then take italy

  • LOL stalin Denmark is a part of skandivia

    

  • @lallezh He said Scandinavian mainland :P

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  • yay england

  • @SuperWhiteCookie Man I know what you mean, I was playing as britain and france got semi-wiped out by burgundy so i thought id try invading them. They defeated all 4 of my 20k armies :(. I ended up loading the game up as burgundy, disbanding most of their troops then returning back to britain :P

  • that "litte island" is sjælland and its where i live!

  • @Rex1987: have you seen the one where how he called as a crapy one state nation

  • swedish victory=)

  • if the swedes deside to be assholes please dont kill me :P

  • Oh man, why are you helping those swedes? You could just let them be raped by norway and danmarks and we could got rid of them right there.

  • @D3adtrap... if i could swear i would have you are the dummest guy i ever met i mean how many time have sweden tried they have exactly tried 59 time to invade denmark they only succeeded 3 of those times we dont know wat the swedish have agianst us we are a peacefull country who have no way to expand with the germans right next to us nobody ever cared for the danes but i think that josef would actuly care for danish history we did many things like beating back the royal brittish navy.

  • @tysej4

    This is a game. Stop getting so insulted and act with some restraint.

  • @Caithness90: it just the fact that stalin completely miss danish history

    and calls it a crappy nation even though we fought back germany and sweden a couple of times we allways been envyied by trade because we ruled trade at the time

  • @tysej4

    I agree that if that is what he meant (I heard what he said) that is is a over simplification, but , for example, constantly saying that you beat the British Royal Navy a couple of times is missing a lot if the history of my nation (I'm British) and i'm not getting riled up, nor would i do.

    History is already written, if people wish to see it they only need to look.

  • @Caithness90: yeahh but stalin wont look at danish history

  • @tysej4 i really like u dude. are u from denmark?

  • @lallezh: yup

  • @tysej4 I don't care 1. You never beat back The royal navy 2.Correct me if i'm wrong but the inhabitants of Denmark were saxons who were a GERMANIC tribe so u beat back yourself 3. I'm English and in my opinion English and danish history is interwined, England was ruled by Danish Kings for a while. 4. The rulers of trade at the time were the Hanseatic leage owned by the Holy Roman Empire u didn't own trade u tried to destroy trade by raiding trade ships

  • @tysej4

    Learn english. I hate sweden...

  • @D3adtrap noob

  • @mattepattes

    Fuck you cunt

  • @D3adtrap you are really a noob

  • @mattepattes

    And how so, smartass?

  • @D3adtrap Because your from finland, that´s why

  • @mattepattes

    Really? Thats funny, bechose finland is officialy best country in the world. Its ok to be jealous, but dont come and cry to me for that.

    ww w. newsweek. com/ 2010/08/15/ interactive-infographic-of-the­-worlds-best-countries .html

  • @D3adtrap Lier, you suck in hockey too

  • @mattepattes

    I didnt lie. I posted a link. And as I recall, we beated you in hockey last time.

  • @D3adtrap Yeah, and that´s because all the good Swedish players are playing in NHL idiot

  • @mattepattes

    Too bad you lost, seriosly go cry to your mommy. I dont have time for this shit.

  • @D3adtrap Haha, we´ve always beat you in the olympic games like the final in 2006 pwned

  • stalin you was once my favorite person but to attack a minor country like denmark who has been fighting german suppression all there lives just to be taken out by a german republick you disapoint me i thought you would care more for the lesser guy

  • While most people would say "Yay the war is finally over" Stalin says "Awwww the war is over =["

  • I am looking forward to see how you're going to manage the royal marriage between your theocracy and Novgorods merchant republic that you're going to need in order to diploannex them. :)

  • @NapoleonofCanada Well, EUIII is a much grander strategy game than HoI III. In EU3, you plot the course of your nation over almost half a millenia, whereas in HoI III it's just a few years. In HoI III it's more precise, but Europa Univeralis is more satisfying IMO. When you really win a war against a major power, and you see some of their previous provinces turn your color... man, there's nothing like that.

  • @LucanJacups

    HOI3 deffo, only cunts like Lucan here play the shit game that is EU3.

  • @SquareHeadSlacker You just dislike EU3 because you can't play it.

    HoI3 is pure crap. Either get EU3 or Arsenal of Democracy.

  • @SquareHeadSlacker

    if u think its shit why u watching it?

  • @SquareHeadSlacker So not only do you watch the vids, you also insult the creator?

    

  • @Traviskolber

    stalin and me are tight, you need to get real

  • @SquareHeadSlacker Of course, I totally believe you...

  • @Traviskolber

    lmao, you're a fucking nigger deffo, stalin even made a video about me, just search my username in the bar.

  • @SquareHeadSlacker So you think you are friends because he called you a good troll?

    Oh wait, you are trolling now. I have to tip my hat off, too, as your trolling skills are quite remarkable.

    Good day.

  • @Traviskolber this guy is a typical troll, just ignore him

  • @SquareHeadSlacker You need to get real, your a trool, and as tey say, no troll is a good troll, your just better than your average troll, hes not your friend.

  • @wolffang156

    i didn't say we were friends i said we were tight very different meanings

  • if they steam role into Europe it is up to you my dear stalin to stop them

  • That's the best advantages of the Ottomans and Russians, in moth Empire Total War and Europa. It's very easy to sweep through europe with them.

  • @AngloEmperor Ok thanks oh and your lp are cool

  • more plz

  • Hey stalin what with the white out sections?

  • @shadowintheback

    land tht hasnt been colonised

  • great LP

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