Dave's "Transformers" Toy

[piemakeshappy2]

trololololololollololololololo­lololololollololololololololol­ol

[JDK26386]

optimus must freaking love that lol

[JDK26386]

@JDK26386 or she uses it for dildo

[ichipsXD]

omg david is jacking off with optimus' prime's dick! XD

[filipinoblackbird]

i bet you dav wanted to shoot her in the head with optimus primes dick

[chubbest28]

How does this video not have more views?!?

[AlecBFlores]

"i'll be down in a minute mom!" lol

[Hot293wildcat]

I the Transfromers toy line really more than meets the eye. Ha! Did anyone get the joke?

[X7fallensoulsX]

poor optimus prime, your shows have already cum to n end! hahahahaha!!!!!!

[jlogano20]

give him the 5 year old version give him the real figure and see how it goes

[netmatrix75]

A probable fail toy and Mike Mozart wasn't even part of it! hahahaha!!!!!

[tripleh191]

keep clicking 0:38

[KayakFisher01]

Ad will not load. 

[TheEmeraldDude]

DAMN AD WONT LOAD!

[AcornInc]

lmfaO!!!!!

[jdmfish87]

the look on that lady's face is priceless

[GoondocksCastle]

aw i wanted to see the rest, THANKS cbs

[backpain100]

Overall that was a very well designed toy, except the...jerking feature.

...

Boy, this really made my day. XD

[mesterlinkx]

roflmao x 200000000000000000

[gillespieQMA]

haha "be there in a minute mom" lol

[squanto346]

lol that woman is getting pist and daid is awsome

[fajqoh05]

im a filipino but a always laugh on this video

[hakacumakac]

LOl.....well,this brings back memories :DDDD

[Channel076]

Love david :p

[3agen]

hahahhahahah

[paganizonda89]

lol

[Fredo5227]

Lol that dumb bitch got pwned!!! Nobody cares about your stupid ass toy that doesn't work! They just like how Letterman uses it!

[adpon]

that toy designer at hasbro sure gonna get his ass fired

[agorillae2]

HAHAHA! Now you just KNOW that lady was like "....damnit I just lost 5,000 dollars for hasbro."

[MrYoshi95]

hahaha :P

[pikasmARTS]

lol funniest man ever

[DianbagDarrelLover]

I WILL BE DONE IN A MIN MOM!

[DeluxeTimeBomb]

They would turn a childrens toy into a sexual joke

[adam1611]

HAHAHAHA!

[RokushakuboRonin]

"do you want to keep going?"

"i think its stuck..."

[cmsahe]

David you are a very bad boy!

[rruudoo]

wtf masturbating weapon prime they screwed prime

[Hannibalbarcas49]

Lady: "I think it's ready, so you can just shoot."

[saj95oz]

Hahahaha

[ThreeKProduction]

ha go letterman lol you r the best

[Fisker9993]

The random transformer geek lady gets ownd xD

[ericstranne]

only letterman can do something like that=)

[kurzfilmchannel]

And the Toy was broken direktly...

[Youlessness]

OMFG DAVID THAT WAS SO FUNNY.

[zinc7373]

It has to be david letterman...hhaaaa...

Damn HILARIOUS..

GOOD post bro... thanks for sharing..

cheers

[peterhh14]

Hilarious!! :D

[ZucaritasssBoy]

hahahaaahha ill be there in a minute mom!

[eboy40]

Masturbation works rly Good LMFAO

[cow681]

sex

[chunleewan]

And here I thought this would be entertaining.

[hahadaamn]

another way a boy can learn how to releive stress.

boy buys one. strokes it fast.

"I wonder if i did that too my d..."

[mocool50]

LMAO

[AyeBallz07]

lol! he is hilarious!

[goodorigin]

It took it to far. I could tell he made her uncomfortable

[debjorgo]

He makes her uncomfortable everytime she's on the show.

That's what the skit is about.

[missheist]

why would she, he's talking about boys stuff. that shouldnt affect her.

[debjorgo]

He's trying to make her "jumpy". I've watched Dave since the '80s. She's been on probably 15 times in the past ten years. Dave goes nuts with the toys and it's like he's tries to make her nervous. He usually ends up breaking a toy or two.

She has gotten used to him now. She barely pays attention to it. It's like him swigging the cooking wine and making a pass at Martha Stewart. The first few times she flipped out, not knowing what to think. She doesn't pay any attention to it anymore.

[debjorgo]

Same thing with Paris Hilton. He sprays her perfume into his month, pulls off the top an swigs it. She freaked out the first few times. Then she figured out it was a gag. She don't pay any attention to it anymore. (Yes kids, it's not the real perfume).

It's funnier with the toy lady because you know she's got some big CEO telling her to "make sure Dave likes the toys this time".

[CamiloSanchez1979]

made of win

[embily09]

that poor, poor woman.

um ya conan rules.

[farkaland]

he took that pun a bit too far....

[kkristiyan]

hahahaha, Letterman WIN!

[jarrett1123]

lol

[sharigan555]

conan FTW!!!

[WonderExperience]

I hate this fool

[nslily]

i think that woman really hate david after the show...

[autobotmatrix234]

omg david is jacking off optimus prime

[JoshTalksApple]

its jerking off

[Sleyah]

The woman so wants to just move on.

[SpeedingStudent]

I agree. Leno is so much better.

[debjorgo]

That reminds me of the first show in 1982 with Mr Wizard. He asked Dave to shake up a bottle for him. Dave gave a look like, "This reminds me of something". Mr Wizard, looking kind of aggravated, grabbed the bottle and started shaking it vigorously. Dave's expression was priceless.

[ElGorro8]

Well, he's certainly making the most of that joke.

[gogo22221]

yeah i was thinking the same exact thing

[wallboi7]

Oh my GOSH! i must not watch the show enough, i didn't think he'd make a joke like that!

[TheChicana123]

stop jacking off optimus !!!!!!!!! lol

[alphathewolf]

lol

[spartan8]

YEAH!!!!!!!!

[Wheeljack35]

LOL OMG Letterman is a nut

[mvunit3]

"I think my sons already got one of those! Da DA daaaa Da DA DAHHH daaa DA DADADADAAA Da DA Dahhh wellllll . . . Merry Christmas, from your friends at channel 5!!!! :D

[marvelboy66]

STOP WANKING OFF OPTIMUS!!!!

[maroonoasis]

bahaha xD

[BowlingFreak218]

................lmao

[Teneria16]

She's like," Just Shoot Me Now"

[lvnlife25]

Fuck you, teneria, fuck YOU.

[Dualor]

now we know where the "have you cocked the gun yet?" has come from "and knowing is half the battle"

[firestorm123444]

"I think my son has already gotten one of those" <--- LOL

[agorillae]

OH SCREW YOU THAT WAS FUNNY! ASSHOLE! who can't take a joke!

[agorillae]

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! "It's Masturbating with Optimus Priiiiiiiiiiiiime!"

[JonesSpirius]

ha that is funny

[swemal111]

dude thats creepy:0 haha

[mickblock]

Letterman is so funny. He doesn't pull any punches. If he thinks that something is a gimmicky ripoff he lets it be known.Like when Richard Simmons brought his veggie steamer hunk of shit on the show.

I could go somewhere with the second sentence of my little comment but I'll show some restraint.

[AlCzervix]

very nice

[Guilleee73]

lmao

[Nightslash12345]

wow a little creepy but funny more creepy then funny

[Sayd23]

I gotta buy that!

[haniputani]

lmao !!!