Survivor blames plane crash on escaped crocodile

[guydecervens]

Was it a Lacoste sports bag?

[L0zz0]

So where can I get a sports bag massive enough and sturdy enough to carry a croc in?

I need to send something to the Congo.

[milkygear]

"hey guys heres a great idea lets jump all over this airplane wreckage!!!" - niggers

[GeorgeReitmann]

@milkygear Fuck you

[smartyja]

The magazine Jeune Afrique say the pilot was Belgian, not British but this is certainly a strange story! The website 'thespoof.com' have their own take on it...

[bamacajun83]

here's an idea for hollywood- Crocks on a Plane movie!

crocs should be standard on all African planes.

[Wyndstarthedruid]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE ARE UNARMED, a three inch pocket knife could have dispatched this crocodile with one push, its not gonna get everybody folks. holy crap. this thing couldnt have been more than 2-3 feet long.

[BigMrFirebird]

@Wyndstarthedruid Don't underestimate shock and panic. If it was only 2-3 ft long they wouldn't need weapons to overpower it. But the one thing they needed was to keep their heads.

[Wyndstarthedruid]

@BigMrFirebird shock and panic is averted when prepared for a situation. like CLINK pocket knife time. and a 2-3 foot croc can still mow down on flesh, i wouldnt take the chance.

[BigMrFirebird]

@Wyndstarthedruid Who's mentally prepared for a croc suddenly running riot on a plane? It would probably be safer to just smother the thing with a blanket of jacket rather than approach barehanded with a knife.

[Wyndstarthedruid]

@BigMrFirebird man im mentally prepared for a fuckin werewolf right now. search ESEE junglas, its my desk knife lmfao. you just have to approach it from behind

[UFOIST]

Crocodile smuggled into the cabin??? 

[kyulovesweed]

the story of that sole survivor's sounds bull

[bamacajun83]

Mr. Croc RIP

He made this world a better place in 19 ways.

[andyrccar]

can't people just get a dog

[ChrissyboyH44]

sorry.. but if u are thick and stupid enough to smuggle a reptile like this onboard a plane then u fuckin deserve whats coming to u!! At the end of the day it werent even the croc that killed anyone.. it was people over reacting with panic which only made things worse, and in the end was the cause of their own deaths! Animals are beautiful creatures.. its only humans who are at fault! Plus whoever shot it after... I hope someone blows ur brains out with a machette anall!!

[owkun99]

@ChrissyboyH44 all animals are shit, they dont amount to nothing, their useless and harmful and look whats happend and im glad that bitch got sliced by a machette :)

thank you

[ChrissyboyH44]

@owkun99 each to their own mate.. fair does.. we all have our own opinions... :)

[pokenei]

next time you see a croc on board... stay the fuck still... i am sure the croc is in no mood to eat anyone. if it does come toward you, give it a shoe to chew on.

[BigMrFirebird]

Did they find remains of a croc at the crash site? Or had the locals eaten it and turned the plane into a social housing estate by then?

[RevengeofShinobi1]

@BigMrFirebird What about 9/11? They didnt find any planes or bodies at those crash sites.

[BigMrFirebird]

@RevengeofShinobi1 Superheated incineration can have that effect. The plane with the croc was in a much lower league.

[kakapoable]

@BigMrFirebird The correct answer is because the twin towers were blown up with explosives. and also what about the plane that didn't hit a building.

[RevengeofShinobi1]

@BigMrFirebird Are you insane?

[digitalSensei]

Croc on da mutha fuckin plane!

[rmpbklyn]

how big was the alligator??? how does an alligator not get noticed?

[f1adore]

wow

[14crazyrock14]

What the hell lol