It Takes A Nation of Millions To Raise Your Kids: Question 3 - After You Die

[lucy9359]

your family makes funeral arangements and they act like you believed in God when you never, for most Canadians! I do believe in Him by the way...don't bother to answer me I don't care if it is the popular opinion or not!

[freshPrincess626]

well that wasa BROAD question... would the "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" thing being a little too graphic for a little one?

[Aegialeus]

When you die you go into a deep sleep....the best deep sleep ever...so deep that you never wake up again.

Then your body becomes part of other organisms, plants, trees, etc. on the planet. And if if your lucky just maybe some of your atoms escape into space and go on long trip.

[TheLastCanadian]

@Aegialeus While I think that's a little romanticized, it certainly conjures a nice image.

[hondoLS]

You are of nature and will return to nature.

[numbchucking]

"Kids are like poems..they're beatiful to their creator.. but to everybody else they're silly and fucking irritating"

-Doug Stanhope

[buttholeangel]

heaven / hell

[gODfall]

George you look like a peanut.

[HiveDes]

Your body becomes the nutrients that will sustain and grow other living organisms.

[DackIsBack]

When you're dead, You're dead.

Not alive as some ancient fairytales claim.

[RationalPeace]

JEEEEEEEEEEEEZUUUUUUUUUUS CHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIST!!!

THATS' WHAT HAPPENS AFTER DEATH!!!

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS CHRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIISSST!!­!

Nah I'm fuckin' around. This question is unanswerable.

[Matkin222]

You are reincarnated in a parallel universe and get to live your life again free of your past mistakes. Hey, it's what I believe.

[Frettsy]

talk about liberal propaganda.

[DackIsBack]

@Frettsy Liberal?

Oh, Look another "conservative"(he thinks

he's conservative, that's the funny thing)

that calls anyone he disagrees with "liberal".

If you think atheism is "liberal", Then half the

founding fathers are "liberal", Which they arn't.

Not in todays sense of the word.

[Frettsy]

@DackIsBack I'm talking about the implications that we are collecivist. and who the F are you to imply that I "think" I'm conservative? you know nothing about me. go kill yaself.

[DackIsBack]

@Frettsy choke on a dick

[Kingkong9099]

The obvious... you get burried 6 feet under and your eaten buy worms...

[zelda432432]

thats my friends uncle!

[STOOPIDDITTIES]

I want to be able to watch this show. :(

[GunFactor007]

The Hour FTW!!!!!!! Phenomenal Show!

[MassZombicide]

You get ate by worms & germs when yo ass die, motha fucka

[Stringprodigy]

After you die, you either get put in a box and get buried 6 feet in the ground, or you get cremated into ashes. Postulating that there is anything beyond death, ie you have a soul that carries over, is wishful thinking at best that is not grounded in logic and reason.

[redshift40]

your family makes funeral arrangements.

[cherry386]

Whatever you want to happen...

[wedgelliott]

@cherry386 This is the worst answer. Just because you want something to happen doesn't make it the outcome. If I wanted to battle laser shooting dinosaurs while riding an armoured unicorn, it doesn't mean that's what I'll get to do. As far as logic, and rational thinking goes, nothing happens. To say "whatever you want" it just telling the child to play make believe because you're too gutless to answer an honest question.

[CradLeRcker]

We don't know. Its a mystery.

[Canadakicksass88]

1st