How to Make a Year

[jdsgdsoi]

strange man... lol

[dhughes6]

Who the fuck keeps bread in the fridge?

[lubzbie]

You keep bread in the FRIDGE?! You Barbarian.

[ThpX]

For some reasons that is one of the funniest wheezy videos. :D

[Veezyjung]

I should shout when eating sandwiches. Maybe that'll make'em taste better.

[lukeeedukeee]

i just enjoy hitting 5

[wheezywaitersfan]

The five dislikes are from people that like mayo...

[kandikid2308]

Girl wants to be famous on youtube date youtube star -_-

[ColoredGrayscale]

@kandikid2308 Or they actually like each other and enjoy each other's company. Youtube stars are HUMANS, I'm sure most want to love and be loved.

[Sirproudfeet]

Why is she names after a country?

[FunnyAssJustin]

what happens when he brakes up with her and doesnt want these videos on youtube oh noooo

[Tyndle]

YESSSS he doesn't like mayo

[NicoleInCursive]

How did you and Chyna meet?

[Schulenemail]

chyna is like the perfect derpina :0

[EmeraldFlame96]

hold on to your screws.. xD

[clappsadle]

Please tell me the song name!!

[AbrasiveBacon]

i now scream everytime i eat! ..unfortunately i always burst out laughing with food in my mouth

[samuelthedesoluteone]

wait..you have a gf?? how long have i been gone????

[SleepingPorcupine]

Excited for free bagel friday!! That defiantly was a thing..

[dustyb58]

1 sports lol

[swedishhorse100]

I don't understand. why the nail then the screws? what was the purpose of the nail?

[lissy42nerdfighter]

@swedishhorse100 I think he just used the nail instead of a drillbit

[swedishhorse100]

@lissy42nerdfighter Em what? Pretty sure you can't use a nail as a drillbit. and why would he hammer it into the wall even if you could use it as a drill bit? :L You baffle me.

[lissy42nerdfighter]

@swedishhorse100 ok, it's not rocket science. Drillbits make holes. nails make holes. It's possible that in the absence of a drillbit, he used the nails to make holes for the screws. You got any better ideas? didn't think so.

[123456789robbie]

i think his motto is also what he plans to use for his wedding vows

[Zeus714x]

OK. Your fridge should not be that empty considering you live with your girlfriend. Step up your game dude!! lol

[rmndz91]

What a clever way to teach her how to make his favourite sandwich!

[homeofmrrandom]

i miss the eagle... bring him back bring him back!

[FiFiLiveFromGayParee]

"Puttin her to work!"

XD

[singersden]

somewhere in a boxing ring

boxer: who am i fighting

person: china

Boxer: i cant fight a whole country

(runs away screaming)

china: wheres the guy im fighting

guy; hell be back

[123456789robbie]

@singersden chyna

[legofan370]

thumbs up if u saw NEW COUCH!!

[solidsnakeliquidgas]

ur girlfriend is really pretty

[TheGuyWithZeHair]

Wheezy, you forgot to put making Explosion Wednesday a thing.

But if you are still sort of testing it out, we understand. Everything has an experimental stage.

[apeirce20]

you stole my table!

[Dan00bindahouse]

@jakooe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!

I'm FIFTEEN and I weigh 200. I'm also only three inches taller than you. In no since of the word am I fat.

[blizzmen]

!!!

One of the goals is to come to europe????

FINALY

[Cowenleetin]

there should be an alwayswheezy iphone app

[Raven1024]

@jakooe 5'6" and 119 is hardly fat. You're fine.

[hispaniccheese]

This reminded me a lot of Woody Allen's character in Annie Hall.

[alldieinhell2009]

@hispaniccheese good movie!

[pykabooo]

bread in the refrigirator wtf

[emperornate]

wow shes cute good job wheezy lol

[Aetosaur]

@jakooe Depends on your height as well.

[jakooe]

@Aetosaur 5'5.6?

[Aetosaur]

@jakooe Meh, that's within an acceptable weight range. I was a little less at your age but I was underweight.

[brioshell]

Wheezy is so badass he scored with whole country.1/7 of Earth's population!JK,Chyna's great,gratz wheezy ^.^

[FrazNinja]

FREE BAGEL FRIDAY IS COMING BACK?? :D

[geekbts]

now i yell when i eat. btw the video goals said "-NEW COUCH!"

[BrettCarrie5154]

... how come its cool when he does it, but when i scream at my sandwich i get looked at weirdly? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[Mrsringostar1997]

i wanna be weezie waiters girlfriend

[TheNameIsntSam]

"go to europe" come to england craig! the crumpets are nice

[FireHeartMachinima]

I tried yelling while eating, but I don't think my parents really appreciated it. They'll never understand the wheeziness of life.

[vittorioso101]

FREE BAGEL FRIDAY!?!?

[Sillycloudwanderer]

Meat does not matter!

[LudicrousPlatypus]

I WANT THERE TO BE MINI-WHEEZIES!

[AaaaghJOE]

oh dman i want a sandwich now... i need a girl :(

[Peteyftw207]

Add "Marry Chyna" to the personal goals, please.

[r0ckthecasbah10]

A better love story than twilight

[SamsGotWings]

Someone should do the screaming thing in a restaurant :)

[garrettaldenashley]

New Couch!

[HenryMonmouth]

I hope you realise how distressed all your wheezy groupies are now.

[purplelobsta]

Good.job.Chyna,you.found.yours­elf.a.real.man.who.can.use.nai­ls.and.hammers.like.our.fore.f­athers.THATSAGOOD.

<3

[kwasmo2]

you shouldnt put bread in the fridge

[Kustar10]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmmm!

[CT27NX]

hey man, if you come to europe, drop by in spain!

[andruha11234]

beautiful girl... but her name.... umm...

parents have a great sense of humor?

[123456789robbie]

hmm... chyna vs the katherine....

[JohnnyMarsBar]

she looks like rose from metal gear solid 4

[Imamakemovies]

SHE SOOO CUTE lol

[link42792]

Why have I not known about this channel and alwaysweezy? You need to advertise them on your main channel. You can never have too much weezy waiter.

[TheLittleMissTori]

i did that with my own man hands... and a drill HA HA HA

[Qopel]

ahh...it's so good.... Can she say that with any less enthusiasem?

[beatlesgirl1115]

how could we forget the new couch craig?

[hi7800]

sorry asked tat 2 seconds in :P

[hi7800]

is chyna his girlfriend?

[HeyGuys1tsAnnie]

OTP

[DelightfullyBritish]

Hey Craig, your wheezywaitress is so pretty. :))))

[Dinomy199185]

well, getting your new years resolutions decided half way through January, is better then not doing so at all... so, thumbs up good sir!

[TheFlyinDeam]

why have you not wifed her yet?

[copperdog10]

Chyna has a silly name

[VerenaZyla]

I love your girlfriend. Reason #1 - she is with you so I assume she is a beard-lover and we need more of those! Reason #2 - she appreciates your manly manliness. Reason #3 - she takes part in your videos. Now I am sure thats something not many girls would do. Reason #4 - she has to be awesome because she is dating wheezywaiter!!! :D

[PaulMrThe]

wheezyhow . tumblr . com

[Natrone011]

I can't believe it took this long to notice your northern accent....now that I have though, I'll never be able to unhear it.

[Yourfacespants]

1:42 that's what she said

[HorizonNinja]

I dont like her. She isnt bearded enough.

[Kenkasan]

now, that's ....screwed....up.

[thejonusvlog]

Finally someone else who does not like mayo on their sandwich.

[tanner1ie]

You keep your bread in the fridge?

Most people keep it in a bread-bin.

I'm not sure i'd like cold bread :) .

[snowgrett14]

He looks like Jackson from Gilmore Girls!

[LemonLimeGrl]

woohoo 2012 is gonna rock!

[ianebaldwin]

Mustard is very important.

[ianebaldwin]

Mustard is very important.

[pingpongman12345]

1:20 nose pick!!

[Qopel]

Chyna can talk without moving her lips.

[emsssssss]

If he made her the sandwich then he is a very cool guy :)

[LevelNinety]

@emsssssss He edited out the part where she made them both.

[misslucieify]

China is such a cool name

[MJAS93]

WheezyWench

[kylehulton]

I hope Britain is included in "Go to Europe" xD we is technically not Europe, we were separated at birth by the English channel... fact!... That and David Cameron...

[YouLikeDoNow]

TOE-MAY-TOE

[themostample]

@YouLikeDoNow Hey Apple!

[kittypimsify]

"one film noir" YES ABSOLUTELY. This must be priority number one.

[hici61]

wheezy you're so funny xD and your girlfriend is SUPER cute! yes SUPER :D I'm a girl so I can be girly!

[StuFrost]

Its okay Wheezy, I don't like mayo either. :D

[HenryMonmouth]

You should eat branston pickle with your English cheddar.

[tudis94]

i wonder what your neighbors think lol

[zerotaut08]

you have such a good yelling voice wheezy

[stantobob]

YAAAHHH!!! *chomp*

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

she's such a good sport

[CupOfTeamOfficial]

she's such a good sport

[lazycr33p]

FREE BAGLE FRIDAY :D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CrazyLazySnazzyJazzy]

FREE BAGEL FRIDAY ON THE BOARD! It's been so long!!!

[PFZAwillbre]

"It's so good!" - Chyna waiter 2012

[Hyperactivexp]

I wonder what goes through her mind while watching him talk to us

[KevinADCarter]

From the title and the thumbnail I thought HowToLiz was your guest.

[terribletimoffy]

that is a beastly sandwich..

[DIVZMinecraft]

Wait...bread in the fridge...is that something we just don't do in The Netherlands or is he weird. (not like we did not know that yet)

[clappsadle]

What song was that? It was incredible!

[CiipherZer0]

oh my goodness... free bagel friday was on that list. :D

[princesspetch98]

Ahhhh, you guys are so cute!

[MsButtercats]

Now I know how to make the perfect sandwich for Wheezy... I could use this information in the future...

[minnieslocum]

I'm so jealous of her :(

[minnieslocum]

Awh Wheezy and his girlfriend are so cute together :D

[iKaylind]

Wheezywaitress's name is Chyna, CHYNA!!! Get it right!

#FFUUUUU

[theplayergarra]

is she actually called china ? or is that a rasist nick name ?

[DuchessandHammer]

Bet there is money inside the wall.

[jarrahpridham1]

so while youre in europe vist ireland cause we are amazing better then the british too :D

[drastil123]

Good man, Wheezy, mayo is gross. >:|

[riversideholiday]

awesome shirt dude

[kedderz93]

DPC should play a few gigs in Europe. Specifically England again.

[TheAvizanski]

2:12 thats what she said

[MrRedneckfishgitter]

i hate u weezy u dont like mayo

[imamok]

EUROPEEEE :D I saw on that list you said "Europe and specifically South-West England". Good choice man. Come here and in exchange I'll buy you and your lady a whole Cornish pasty each ^_^

[themanwhocan2kx]

NEW COUCH!

[Klanzoshire]

hey wheezy, who films you? is it film clone?

[LilJ367]

press 5 and 4

[TheZavannahi]

EUROPE! oh yeaaaah

[dabinxta]

Bread in the fridge?



[MrSAWARE]

Stop revenge clone! :')

[LongviewRocksII]

You should call Chyna wheezywaitress.

[traceface02]

@LongviewRocksII Cute idea! 

[apeirce20]

@LongviewRocksII hahaha. does she have asthma too?!

[EmilyKaromel]

how



[AdaveableVlogs]

She definitely a looker! Plus she helps you with your videos.  How did you ever get so lucky??

[klanko64]

Chyna has a nice voice.

[kia1391]

Come to Europe!!!

[mrfclarke]

make a website

[toasterlover123]

FREE BAGEL FRIDAY :D;D;D;D;D



[nthijs]

My wife's name is China. We are the best

[ecbfilms002]

Chyna is good at framing.

[MrChanpow]

China is relatively attractive. Good job wheezy.

[joisiggify]

I hate the fact that when people say they're going to Europe they never go to Iceland...

Probably because it's a island far away from the mainland but it would be nice to get visits from famous youtubers...

[idkyetdou]

Oh my God! You have a girlfriend?! I didn't know this! How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! :')

[orangeguy1000]

@Perfefernefer creative analysis/ and then you got inspirational. 1080p ftw!

[VideosOfJordan]

1:45 his voice cracks when he says cooking, BEST THING EVER!!! :')

[queennomers]

Good list! Though I guess I haven't been following you long enough...What exactly is Free Bagel Friday?

[NativePsyko]

@queennomers Looks like no body as explained it yet to you so i'll try. At his old job on fridays they had free bagels and he made videos with his boss where he would walk in and punch his boss and take the bagel his boss why was trying to eat. Happened every friday. I think its actually a playlist on his channel

[TheSoccerJedi]

anyone else see the "HEY WHEEZY" ad? im a bit freaked out

[SuperHobbit89]

You have no idea how happy seeing "Free Bagel Friday" on that list just made me

[ytrewK]

No mayo. Miracle Whip? :O

[xmissjemx]

You have some really awesome goals, Wheezy.

[xmissjemx]

Thus begins the fabulous tale of the Beauty and the Beard.

<3

[Bambus42n]

if you go to europe go to prague and make a meet up!!!

[itsnotevaitsefa]

waitwaitwaitwait... you keep your bread in the FRIDGE???

[smegzly]

@itsnotevaitsefa Keeps it fresh, yo.

[itsnotevaitsefa]

@smegzly I've never seen anything like it in my life ;) I mean, isn't that the point of bread bins?

[weasleyOcecee]

YAAAUUGHHHHHomnomnomnom.



[ZombiefiedGoat]

Wait until she finds out hes actually a clone...

[MossclawHarryPotter]

Shes so camera shy it's cute ^^

[Mr0Whitey]

i'm dating japan for a while now. just kidding, congrats!

[analog56x]

@crazyart789 haha, i wonder how many times they called the cops before they realized what was actually going on

[KirbFuzz]

Is wheezy showing off his gf? :3