Everyones A Little Bit Racist

[3picminetime]

i just dont like asians i really dont sorry

[CaptainFalcow]

Racism is a more glorified form of being prejudiced...

[zelda1250]

everone is Racist

[zelda1250]

so true

[acealexander702]

evelyones a rittre bit lacist x)

[Laeryc]

79 people are uptight Christians

[MrRawage]

Lol why can only like 15 people who comment can spell racist and racism correctly

[AmyyLovett]

Ethnic jokes might be uncouth but you laugh because they're based on truth, don't take them as personal attacks, everyone enjoys them so relax! - Best line!

[musicnotes1123]

Guys guys

Jesus was Jewish

[markuskus555]

"The Jews have all the money and the whites have all the power!" <3

[kamilfreeman]

@markuskus555 But money is power.

[markuskus555]

@kamilfreeman And time is money. The Jews are too busy being holocausted to have time. *Awaits comments of "omg, you racist".*

[ellisnewby19991]

i can't even get a taxi!! hilarious!!!

[HoneybunchBunny]

Am I the only one who adores avenue q music? I listen it for years!

[KarrotJoos]

Oriental is racist? o-o Where have I been?

[BoxStudioExecutive]

@KarrotJoos Didn't you get the memo back in the 90s?

[boiledelephant]

I really hope we get over the PC phase and realise that, whatever people believe, it's better out than in. I'd rather live in a world where racist people are honest about it than in one where they're suppressed and censored.

[AriaTheOfficial]

So fuckin true.

[Troggleboggle]

I hate Muslims

But that's not racism because it's a religion (barely) :D

[whaohdoublerainbow]

@Troggleboggle nope your not racist your just a bad person :D

[Troggleboggle]

@whaohdoublerainbow Nah, Muslims suck.

[jessicababy971]

@whaohdoublerainbow what did troggle person say

[ranelproductions]

This song describes the people in the state of Texas, I live there and it's true.

[Free1151]

...im white and cant get a taxie -__-

[Shenty117]

Racism is wrong? I thought it was a meme D:

[MJCaboose5678]

"What are you guys laughing about?" "Racism." "Cool.". LOL!

[simongraeme]

Yup..i hate fuckin p####'s :-)



[Pruvan]

"I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI!"

LOL.

[BloodsplatGames]

what in the fuck am I watching

[MrSim883]

@NippetyNipNip I totally agree! They need to make a film, exactly how they did rent!

[NippityNipNip]

Hairspray, Mamma Mia, Les Mis.. all being made into films, I WANT THIS TO BE THE NEXT ONE!!

[SunBunneh]

@NippityNipNip DONT TOUCH IT!

It's perfect as it is <3

[NippityNipNip]

@SunBunneh Ohhh i can definitely agree with you that this is perfection at it's best, but with the right people, oh wow, it could be more phenomenal than it already is!! :D

[juggalo9912]

@NippityNipNip sorry, but it seems that "rock of ages" is the next one

[MrJustpostin]

@NippityNipNip God yes

[NippityNipNip]

@MrJustpostin I think we should petition for this to happen, IT WOULD BE SO COOL! and educational too, everyone loves a bit of racism! and searching the net for porn! :D

[lamperougeiscontent]

whenever people get offended at ethnic jokes i burst into song with this it's a

amazing

[childofreletivity]

MY Grandmothers actual words

Gran: Hey grand dad is getting better at making food now , right?

Me: Yeah Nan. I think he can make gravy properly now.

Gran: I know . He doesn't even need a little black boy now !

Me: o_0

[magicidiot12345]

@childofreletivity

my grandma is deadon christmas i used to celebrate it with only her :(

[childofreletivity]

@magicidiot12345 My condolence magic.

[TheSickHumanBeing]

"Ethnic jokes may be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth". My favourite line :)).

[dEaThbYaBaGoFpEnNyS]

aahh i just realized how much i missed listening to these guys :)

[captdot]

This is great! "Political Correctness" runs amok in this country. So many have a "thing" about certain words, actions, etc. Just chill, please.

[ilikepie7631]

and i'm always in taxi cab....what?? i couldn't understand the last part. orientals need to learn how to speak goddamn english!! jk, i'm fine with asian-americans. but those blacks are the ones who grind my gears....

[hbherbel1]

@ilikepie7631 its "Im always in Taxi Cab with driver who no shower!"

it took me forever to figure that one out...

[DieKolkrabe]

@ilikepie7631 Line goes

...with a driver who no shower

[Loof42]

Now that I think about it, those Polacks are pretty stupid.

[Jakeesy]

I'm here because John Terry sent me here.

[xlr8442]

The only thing i hate more than racism is niggers.

[MegaIvanify]

@xlr8442 The only thing I hate more about racism is crackers...they taste like shit (ha! you thought I was talking about white people...there assholes)

[MrSpemat]

This song is true... every "liberal progressive" i have ever met is a complete fraud... if you belong to any group and make an un pc comment the first they do is say is something about your group to you... blind to the fact that they are hypocrites by doing that

[blackclawedthing]

EVERYONE'S racist? I have a lot of punching to do.

[CarlyTheShow]

I love this musical. It's almost as funny as killing off characters in a gruesome to move the plot along XD

[CarlyTheShow]

@CarlyTheShow Gruesome manner*

FML

[YuriPRIME]

Oh Racism <3

[Cpt50Caliber]

Why does Kate sound like my old drama teacher?

[CarlyTheShow]

@Cpt50Caliber Perhaps she's your drama teacher in disguise?

[Cpt50Caliber]

@CarlyTheShow

ohh theres a thought :P

[CarlyTheShow]

@Cpt50Caliber =D

[smashnash26]

I would be happier with this video if there was a black person singing in it

[furrykef]

@smashnash26 -- There is. Gary Coleman (the character, not the actor) appears in the middle.

[Dyien]

@smashnash26 One of the people singing it is black (the one with the awesome voice ;-) )

[TheWitchdoctr]

Being racist is a little too fun to resist. There are too many funny racist jokes out there.

[PungentPancake]

What do you call the biological division of animals?

...Racism

[FREECY8ERSPACE]

can't we all find some middle ground.........im sure we all hate muslims lol jk

[CarlyTheShow]

@FREECY8ERSPACE I have four Muslim friends. So no.

[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

@FREECY8ERSPACE I'm both black and muslim. Lol you can just imagine my life xD

[fullmetalchaz]

I have mixed race parents my dad prefers the 100 meters

And my mother's pakistani

[Cpt50Caliber]

@fullmetalchaz

I like Stewart Francis as well :)

[AnthonyLopez23456]

I like this song. It's so accurate, everyone is a little bit racist. Despite how much they try to deny it. This song has a lesson to teach.

[MrSlendermanxLove]

@lowsten LOL

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@lowsten OH MY GOD BAHAHAHAHA

[WhiteTiger225]

@lowsten I... I love you...

[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

@lowsten I dont get whats funny? is it a joke that is suppose to be funny for white people? or maybe your serious.

[aaahman]

@lowsten lol

[JPintheCoffee]

My English teacher let me play this during class before we read Huckleberry Fin. Definitely one of the highlights of going to the IRC.

[MrDonneiDarko]

this is retarded

[Jacob77347]

@MrDonneiDarko Kind of like you, because you're dad is your uncle?

[animeisis]

Everyone's a rittle bit lacist.

[Allyspill]

Jesus was jewish AND black

[TheWitchdoctr]

There's a lot of races in my school.

We all make racist jokes.

It makes for a good conversation.

[CircleofModerators]

I used to be racist, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[MidnightMagic956]

People at my school are so comfortable with race, we have conversations like this all the time:

Me: Hey, Asian friend. Got any fried rice?

Asian friend: Yeah, only if you have the fried chicken.

Me: Who do you take me for, a white guy? Of course I have fried chicken.

*White friend walks by* White friend: sup (N-word). Can i borrow a pencil?

Me: Sure, cracker.

And we all laugh because it's funny. If we talked the way we did anywhere else, we'd get sued. xD

[shrivak]

@MidnightMagic956 Take me with you!

[TlGBC]

@MidnightMagic956 LOL WHAT THE AKSHUAL FUCK

[whereswaddish]

@MidnightMagic956 You expect us to believe that you're so laid back about race with your friends yet you can't even bring yourself to write "nigger" on a goddamn youtube comment?

[MidnightMagic956]

@whereswaddish All I proves is I prefer not to say it. It doesn't really matter what you believe.

[CarlyTheShow]

@MidnightMagic956 I call my friend "nigga" all the time.... but then she calls me some name in Afrikaans... and to that I have no response.

[MidnightMagic956]

@CarlyTheShow it means your a typical black person

[CarlyTheShow]

@MidnightMagic956 I know what nigga means... and I'm white. o.O so.

[MidnightMagic956]

@CarlyTheShow not that word, the other word. It's from a Nigerian langue.

[CarlyTheShow]

@MidnightMagic956 I know what Afrikaans is... I meant the word she said.

[magicidiot12345]

@MidnightMagic956

fuck you

[NyxesRealms]

@MidnightMagic956 I think this is the funniest thing I've seen all day. Your friends are awesome. :D

[ThEuNkNoWn9999999]

@NyxesRealms to be honest i would get annoyed eventually by it.

[minorlyklepto]

@MidnightMagic956 SAME. Laughing at each other equally is what real diversity is about. It means that we're accepting everyone and we're comfortable with it. (Think of your best friends; laughing and joking with them is a sign of acceptance.) Trying too hard to appease everyone and be "politically correct" just means that we're we're just putting up a certain front as not to piss anyone off. True acceptance doesn't come from something as fake and obligatory as that.

[DarthChomper]

@MidnightMagic956 Me too^^ me and my friends get along just fine^^ We make racist jokes to each other but we are fine with it^^

[Dyien]

@MidnightMagic956 That sounds awesome :D wish everyone was chilled out like that ^^

[sunnygrace57]

I'm racist too. There was a very good Jeopardy champion yesterday, but as soon as I saw one of the challengers was Asian, I realized it was game over for her.

[sunnygrace57]

@sunnygrace57 Never mind. He won, but then he lost yesterday...to a Polish guy. I didn't expect that either.

[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVWW]

The reason why "white ㅡ▶ non-white" race insults are considered as HORRIBLE and harsh, but "non-white ㅡ▶ white" race insults are considered as funny, harm-less is because.... today is the white dominating world. Whites are the minority in this Earth, yet, they are the majority of every international institutions.

White people are dominating the world right now. Just like "male VS female" relationships. Women can say "girls run the world!!!" but when men say that, that's considered as sexist.

[werebee]

@WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVWW I think you mean Jews.

[gouvenorbill]

last 30 seconds are the best sounds ever.

[dandrewi]

This shit is the absolute truth. U don't act on it of course not, but everybody got a little bit of it in them... Just don't say it out loud like THIS video lol

[dandrewi]

I'm not racist. I hate EVERYBODY equally lol

[CarlyTheShow]

@dandrewi I hear ya.

[LiveWithNoRegrets95]

'i'm not racist, i have, like, 2 black friends!'

[SuperAwsomo2000]

mas

[SpoonerSpecter]

god avenue Q needs a dvd or something i hope its still on broadway once im old enough to go D:

[kc307]

@SpoonerSpecter Well i watched it when i was 13, how old are you

[SuperAwsomo2000]

@kc307 well i watched it when i was 9

[kc307]

@SuperAwsomo2000 Not a competition idiot.Don't join in if you dont know what your talking about. Also, you probably watched sesame street when you were nine, not Avenue Q.

[Novascova]

@SpoonerSpecter it was cancelled years ago =/ and u had to be 18 to go

[haaryks]

@Novascova it wasnt cancelled years ago i watched it in london last year

[LiveWithNoRegrets95]

i love how princeton dismisses gary saying she doesnt tell black jokes by simply saying "of course you dont, youre black!"

as if it were the obvious answer to the universe xDD <3

[rumeshelay]

Story of my life! :D

[mcf7022]

"hoooh i'm sorry" Princeton sounds like hes having an orgasem

[LiveWithNoRegrets95]

"i cant even GET a taxi!"

i hear ya, sister :c ~a black girl

[BlackValleyRequiem]

@LiveWithNoRegrets95 Try wearing reflective tape? XD Im sorry that was bad lol

[startrekmakesmehappy]

I am the only white actress in our school's acting company (excluding the director) and this sing is TRUE. From what we've seen from eachother, we all agree that everyone's a little bit racist.

[ReilleBlueshadow]

@startrekmakesmehappy Song*

[zetawatch]

u kno this whole thing about racism started over a last name. -_-

[whipped1000]

Thumbs up if KatanaSoul Brought you here

[crazydog99007]

they all look the same to me....

[LittleCreationAtWork]

Whenever my friends call each other racist, I start to sing this out loud.

[Iwatchtrek]

I grew up with two black best friends, two indian best friends, a japanese best friend, a chinese best friend, and an irish best friend. Haha. I was white. Skin color/nationality really does totally fade. I stopped seeing skin color or nationality entirely in people until I moved to Southern states. Ignorance is a large factor.

[telemarker93]

@Iwatchtrek But as we all know, everyone is a little bit racist ;)

[LiveWithNoRegrets95]

"like those mexican busboys who need to learn goddam english!" BWAHAHA

[psycorunnernerd14]

thats so so funny!



[DataProwler]

Come to think of it, when did Jewish people become their own race? Isn't that a different kind of discrimination?

[989FOX989]

@DataProwler Judaism has long been associated with israelites. Some people consider only those who descended from Jacob to be true jewish people.

[iNintendork]

Lol, I'm listening to this while doing a ethnic politic essay. Seems fitting, right?

[Thegamemastershadow]

Wait.....if were all Racist.....are we all sexist too?

[YoSoyEdo]

@Thegamemastershadow I know I am…

[tjl1297]

@Thegamemastershadow your proably some dumb woman, GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!

[blackm00n5]

@tjl1297 I suppose you're excepting a sammich as well? Shall we put bacon on it?

[Rymeth]

@blackm00n5 lmao more people need to have a sense of humor like you :)

[14ocie]

@tjl1297 Those jokes really aren't funny....

[blackm00n5]

@14ocie I'm a girl and I think those jokes are hilarious. Well, when told correctly, sometimes they just sound stupid.

[KeybladingAlchemist]

Im a equal opportunity hater

[Jake743Hunter]

Soooo.... How do these guys get into character...

[TypicalOddities01]

Am I the only one who thinks of this song when I see those "We are a culture, NOT a costume" posters, or am I just going to hell?

[TheEclipsed1234]

@TypicalOddities01 I think of this song too :p So we can go to hell together. Yay.

[gtamythmaster43]

@TypicalOddities01

Everyone in that little "protest" is a stupid delusional asshole. So no, laugh, LAUGH, laugh away brother.

[brogers1115]

I was told that there was something funny involved, never been as bored in my life.

[CarlyTheShow]

@brogers1115 Then you must be a moron =D

[Cheezymofo]

@TotallyAwesome2015 you mean if it WERE gay itd be the gayest song

[marmelade8]

True shit

[MrKoffeeKup]

I like this song :)

[gearfire123]

i'm not racist, i hate everyone equally

[punkrockbenny]

@gearfire123 thats my catchphrase

[shrivak]

@gearfire123 Hello Kefka.

[thisisbonkers]

i love this song, its awesome!

[LucienJanpian]

- Now there was a fine upstanding black man! - Who?

 - Jesus Christ. - But, Gary, Jesus was white. - No, Jesus was black. - No, Jesus was white. - No, I'm pretty sure that Jesus was black. - Guys, guys...Jesus... was Jewish.

[panosmel97]

@LucienJanpian ahahahahahahah

[TheSickHumanBeing]

I wonder why some of the characters are puppets; as in if it's supposed to symbolize something. 

[53tgh1]

@TheSickHumanBeing puppets can get away with things people cant ¦)

[TheSickHumanBeing]

@53tgh1 This is true.. :))

[53tgh1]

@TheSickHumanBeing lol

[InsomniaZombeh]

My friends black and he talks about how Black people are so ghetto xD

[WallaWallaShow]

Though conciously she doesn't realise it but she's never dated anyone who isn't black (and white guys have tried to date her but she always says no to them)

[WallaWallaShow]

Basically the meaning of this song is even people who apear to not be racist realy r. I know a white girl who has mostly all white friends (there r very few non white people in my town) but she will only date black guys and refuses to date any other race

[kiowa017]

70 people really are colorblind... Heh.

[InYourEmma]

i'm as racist as mexicans are lazy.

[CheeseloVongola]

"No one's really color blind" Well, you know, except for the people who really are colorblind...

[Ninjisy]

@CheeseloVongola I think it's a metaphor, saying that noone really ignores the colour of a human. Sometimes even the most non-racist of people judge black people.

[GuitarRocker2008]

THE JEWS HAVE ALL THE MONEY

AND THE WHITES HAVE ALL THE POWER AND I KEEP GETTING IN TAXI WITH A DRIVER WHO NO SHOWER

Me too

And Me

I CAN'T EVEN GET A TAXI!!!

:)

[8Saraina8]

....Wow. My brother and I share a youtube account, and I guess he did that... I love this song, and Avenue Q, but he hates it 'cause I play it ALL THE TIME.