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  • AK-47 infinite ammo

  • a nuke and nuke them all

  • Pickaxe

  • A pistol with infinite ammo

  • crowbar for sure can open doors go right in someones head light easy to swing mhm crow bar

  • I would choose a Peashooter.

  • 251 people are zombies

  • @MyBuGGLes  me too ;D

  • ide use a chain with a knife on the end.

  • I own the same mask :D

  • i would use a katana or a naginata

  • id go to a gunsmith and get a fucking gun. id the stay there cause i need fuckin ammo. wen i runout go to another damn gunsmith.

  • fire axe... better then the crowbar >_>

  • katana!!!

  • My brother could finish the few first resident evils with just a knife (boss's not included) sooo...ill have my chances with a knife =D

  • Ak-47:)

  • mini gun!!!!!!!!!

  • light ?saber?

  • My butt plug

  • m4 with scope and supressor and grenade launcher

  • iron man suit

  • Hades lightning bolt

  • @hahaha1111hot hades?

  • @hahaha1111hot its zeus lightnning bolt

    

  • THUNDER GUN =D

  • the gun that the humans use in gears of war 2 with the chainsaw on the gun!!!

    oh and it would recharge itself every second or two, maybe 3

  • the lancer good choice that gun kicks ass

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  • a tank

  • I would use a hand gun a lot of you are probably saying to yourself but you need to reload but what if you are using a axe one day it get's stuck on a zombie and 2nd what if you get to tired of swinging the axe around so many times... You are fucked

  • A minigun

  • I would use a baby kitten.

  • I will use my light saber... AWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH

  • hey guys i gotta question

    ok so a zombie apocalypse happens when you see someone get bitten and that person suddenly looks like he's been dead for like a week you know? i mean like wtf??

    please answer how this happens

  • i would use a crowbar

  • a huge dildo

  • I would use a baby...

  • an axe :)

  • a crowbar ;)) lol

  • my knife

  • My foot

  • Crowbar. *

  • There's a sure way to know if someone is a zombie: Shoot them in the heart. If they die, they weren't zombies.

  • i would use a nuke

  • @DamienBlade100 dumbass.

  • I would use chuck norris

  • My dick it will sperm them to death

  • deathmachine

  • I would use my Jeep, and a mag light

  • then I would raid the world of twinkies aha ahaha ahha huh huh no though im serious

  • I would use a g36c with a hybrid sight

  • @avengedsevenf0lder someone sure likes cod 4...

  • i would use a baseball bat with spikes stuck in to it

    lol :>

    rofl ;>

  • i would use fluffee 

  • me and my machete my dads dads dads gave it to him it was passed down to my dad then he gave it to me even though im an 11 year old boy

  • I would use a shotgun infinite ammo, nuff said

  • An AXE!!!! if the apocalypse come i will KILL EVERYONE even UR MOM !!!!!!!!!

  • I would just use anything i could see that was heavey looking or maybe just run away because pretty week....

  • to tha face to tha face

  • machette!

    

  • id use FUS RO DAH and walk off badassly

  • @prototypfan I feel like a hypocrite for needing to be a nerd to know what that is, but it'd pretty nerdy that you know what that is.

  • im k plus 1

  • id use the arrow i pulled out of my knee!

  • I'd use a pillow :P

  • a electrical bow staff

  • i'd use a bannana zombies hate bannanas

  • id use a fire axe

  • id use a crowbar because of one of your videos ;D

  • I would take Fluffee! =D

  • i would use a machete

  • i'll call 911

  • My Fist, OR a Nyan Cat Gun

  • I'd use a long pointy thing... WAAAH A PENIS! Naah jk, but I'd pick a pointy thing cause I can keep stabbing there head & I wont need to keep reloading that, ( Im referring to a gun )

  • a scent that repels zombies

  • AK-47 cuz its powerful and takes out large groups!

  • MINIGUN, BITCH

  • CANNON PENIS

  • @XxXJames666XxX Your going to run out of cannon balls

  • One weapons hmm... I would take the "developer 666 mod" ;D

  • I WOULD USE A MACHETE! LIGHT WEIGHT AND VERY SWINGABLE :D

  • ok retake giant reinforced spiked hamster ball strapped with guns

  • i would have a rolling fortress with automated defenses and the whole thing would run on solar energy and air (somehow)and possibly shit and piss and the fridgeregenerates food automaticly oh and the only way in is through the top which you have to climb so hah no loophole in that plan and and im getting too creative arent i.....

  • spartan laser.

  • machete =) or maybe a katana lol

  • chuck noris!

  • baseball bat

  • crowbar or machete

  • hk47ha ha....

  • Machete! Mobile, effective, you never run out of ammo, and fun as hell!

  • I would probaly use somebodies MOM!!!! and kick the zombies ass

  • i would use a tank! haha!!!!!

  • When did u ever SEE a zombie

  • M60

  • i would call FPS Russia :)

  • I'd choose a waffle. >:D lolwut?

  • if i had to choose one weapon: wonder waffe

    if i got to choose a power weapon and a normal packapunched weapon: HK and Ray Gun

  • CROWBAR

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  • The power of FRIENDSHIP. Or Chuck Norris.

  • Your mom

  • jackie chan.

  • AA-12 with Dragon's Breath rounds.

  • Crowbar

  • Crowbar DUHH!!

  • minigun with explosive rounds

  • sex

    

  • a fuckin nuke dude lol jus blow em up

  • a rock

  • Chuck Norris

  • @FrogzzLuveerrr best weapon lol

  • @FrogzzLuveerrr No, Bruce Lee

  • @FrogzzLuveerrr wow that's not cool. I was waiting to say that when the video ended after I saw the question in the description...

  • i would use a baseball bat with spikes stuck to it

  • No fluffy you said you would use a crowbar

  • Katana !!!! 

  • the captions are funny

  • dud if zombie army ever ezisted i would use a AK47 or just chainsaw :D

  • crowbar.its a multitool you can cut stab and break in to places with it.

  • guy: YOUR A ZOMBIE IM GOING TO KILL YOU guy 2:what im no zombie your crazy man!

  • crowbar :D

  • katana

  • Lighter fluid and a box of matches

  • My Penis

    

  • MACHETE!!!!

  • I WOULD USE A CHEETAH HOLDING A CHAINSAW! XD

  • @FLuffeeTalks hatchet like an axe but lighter, actually i would have a hard time choosing between a hatchet baseball bat or a machete

  • THUNDER GUN

  • l4d2 ellis quote-i always wanted to be a axe murder Fluffee's quote-i can fufill my dreams of becoming an axe murder........................­.........guess fluffee is the next ellis for the zombie apocolipse

  • crowbar that is the best thing ever it can:

    kill people

    open doors

    smash stuff

    its shaped like a kandy kane! :D

  • Really slow and dumb? Man, someone has to watch more zombehh movies...

  • i word: SQUASH!!!

  • id use youre mum

  • @avptremor FREKIN DEADLY DUDE! can i use your's?

  • @yoyobeerman1289 get kost use ur own

  • @avptremor but you just asked me if you could use mine!

  • @yoyobeerman1289 no im not asking im doing

  • @avptremor ohh ok their is a difference their!

  • @yoyobeerman1289 there is

  • @avptremor yup you got that right!

  • @yoyobeerman1289 damn straight

  • @avptremor you got that right

  • @avptremor lololol

  • Pink frosted sprinkled doughnut!!!

  • @EuroStreame RAINBOW LOLIPOP!!!

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  • l use the ray guy pick puched so they die soooooooooooooooooooo easy

  • you cant have unlimited ammo thats cheating.

  • I would use the deplorable word. Fans of narnia will get this (fans of the books not the movies)

  • a climing pick axe.

  • AK 47 + L96AW! LADDER~ TANK @ ENDLESS! AMMO~ PLUS A FUCKING ENDLESS RPG!~

  • crobar

    

  • justin bieber, some how  -.-

  • my fist

  • nuke or mini gun

  • i woud us an Auto Asult shotgun

  • Custom kimber 1911 .45 caliber pistol. except with no ammo. just... a bayonet... and id pistol whip them... or some shit.

  • thundergun with endless ammo

  • Id use a chainsaw

  • I'd use a crowbar because they are light to swing and heavy enough to hurt like a sumbitch. Plus, have you ever tried to break a crowbar before? It's fuckin' impossible!

  • michel jackson theyed start dancein

  • The swordfish II

  • a crowbar and i would always carry a backpack

  • endless doom dogs that cant get infectied and love me

  • i would use m16 with endless ammo

  • My dick.

  • @thebasshunter241 whats ur dick gonna do to a zombie **()

  • Thor's hammer

  • WUNDER WAFFE DG-2 4EVA

  • Chuck Norris. :)

  • I would kidnap and use justin beiber if

    he was still alive.

  • Two samurai swords

  • Crowbar <3

  • The one weapon I'd want is a pocket pussy. <3

  • Ak-47 = Lame

    GodMode = GodLike

  • a lightsaber

  • i would use a ak-47 with endless and fast firing bulllets

  • Thumbs up if you noticed that he didn't say "Hey, what's up?" after the intro

  • katana

    

  • chainsal

    

  • If rebecca black face would scare them off, i would use that.

  • thumbs up if you realized he didnt say whats up.

  • my umbrella

  • explosive lemons

  • 2 katanas