goonswarm aspie stutters out words

[SystmOvrload]

hahahhaha. hahahaha. hahaha!!!! LOL

[vernii]

lol at the bitterness in the comments. Lot of people who took their blown up spaceships a bit seriously.

[iptik]

WHAT A FAGGOT. FOR THE PRICE OF A SA MEMBERSHIP I COULD BUY A FLESHLIGHT OR A HENTAI MOVIE. FUCKING FAGGOTS

[JimTS]

Bitter pubbies ITT

[adeadcarrot]

I enjoy how you pretend you didn't know they pay already, just so you could impress the world with your brilliant prose. I'm crossing my fingers, hoping for more.

[ErntUdet]

they PAY to use somethingawful????????? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i was only on it the other day and was like wtf is this shit, this fucking sucks!

THEY PAY TO USE A SHITTY ASS FORUM ???!?!?!?!??!

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

sums up goons pretty well.. lonely bitter virgins that pay to use a weak ass forum! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HHA

FAIL HUMANS, forever alone.

[samurai2828]

ooooooooooooooohh Goonswarm..... lol

[gotflash]

I FULLY ESSPECT BEING PUNSHIDAPHASE BEFORE LAWNG

[swebuilder]

NECKBEARD DETECED

[tekproxy]

I read ALL know-it-all forum posts with that guy's voice.

[TehMoMoman]

EVE Dev's are total bros.

[LupusHonorius]

I see it all now! GS were all dbags becaus they'd ever known the warmth of a woman! Poor souls. Now I feel only pity for them.

I too would be an asshole in a game where noone could actually kick my ass as was deserved if I'd never known a woman's embrace.

[Phalanx3800]

Now I nuow why band u brudders build won

[CallistoAshus]

Not pictured: Women.

[dogstilez]

Stutters? If the dev didn't give the response he did, i'd be trolling right now. Titans are definitely huge dicks.

[ManlytearsUK]

AhahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[nikm54]

i was going to troll this video because he never stutters, but the response that ccp gave was totally worth the 1min 27 sec

[ingram88]

@nikm54 you were gonna "troll" a 3 yr old video? lol way to necro

[nikm54]

@ingram88 Necro: To bring life to a dead thread; to post in a thread that hasn't had any new posts for a considerable amount of time - urban dictionary. i had to look it up, guess i'm not as up to date with the lingo as i thought i was. :(

[keglimp]

he's got nice tits

[xenermorph2]

So much trolling o.0

[MrAmerica1995]

Internet spaceships= SERIOUS BUSINESS

[Vashasm]

lmfao hi nelgu

[incl2010]

this shows how sad this game is xD ^^

[Soundboy6]

Sounds like Newman

[MrDrogosan]

what a sausagefest

[reluctable]

I hate the internet.

[Urmean15]

assburgers and autism

[shirtfag]

watch?v=PiyCjk50-X4

Whoever wins, we lose.

[buttdagger]

Why did his handler let him speak? He's almost as gay as the ccp faggots sitting at the table.

[tHeWasTeDYouTh]

this is the gayest shit ever, I am sure all those faggots have never gotten some pussy

[KimInChains]

I don't get how this is so funny. And every little sheep here who needs to repeat how fat he is probably has some own issues anyway.

[pisswizard]

People like this actually exist?

[BeeblesTV]

Every time I get ganked in Eve I picture this guy.

[tpaladino]

Everyone in that room needs to die.

[thomas007]

holy fuck.... why didnt the dev tell the fat fuck to go exercise and stop being so god damn fat

[Zares28]

didnt he invent the tron suit?

[l33tsh33p]

this is truly painful to watch...

god his parents must be so proud...

[M1K3YM0]

Time to commit autoban seppuku.

[MrWaeseL]

dude must be rolling in pussy

[Lepp123]

mantitswarm? Virginswarm? icantwipemyownassswarm?

[genericaccounr]

This guy's a living stereotype, and for that he should be proud.

[TheMMATron]

Some should have screamed "STFU bitch tits!"

[ocontin40]

i peed a little...

[balderdash40k]

he was right

[no9jr]

t-shirt bad, physical appearance bad, lol - god bless America.

[sonicmank]

That aspie didn't go on a school shooting when he was a kid, how unfortunate

[johnsonunit69]

jews in space

[moralllo]

no stuttering to me... should rename this to goon asks a question... lol

[Shadowdyce11]

He's an insult to SA

[Slaanash]

@Shadowdyce11 He is SA. Every single goon looks like that.

[peanutcracker1]

id hit.

[mwells219]

even the other nerds and aspies there are like "dude you need to get laid".

[Skyl3lazer]

nelgu

[HWGuyEG]

So that's what a person who's stupid enough to pay to be on a forum looks like...

[dhead22]

This actually me.

[Mootime7]

I think goonswarm aspie is a pretty cool guy, eh stutters out wrods and doesnt afraid of anything

[dachziegel17]

what a fat fuck

[hvylobster2]

joe 6,000 pack. its b/c he is fat. cahmbiat.

[diabloblanco0819]

typical goon fuck-tard. fuck off fattie!!!

[Erich745]

So much fat and fail everywhere.

[Buckkiller888]

I honestly feel very srry and feel very bad for people like him. He obviously is overly obsessed with the game and I also feel sorry for all the people there. If you are obsessed with a game enough to go to a fucking convention then get some fucking help for gods sake....And for you who say oh well hes never been laid well then look at the rest of them! there either pale ass skinny fucks or big fat fuckers like him.....they really truly need help!

[Marc77777]

@Buckkiller888 Im no goon fan but you talk a load of shit.. U r 2 cool for utube

[vossejongk]

@Buckkiller888

I'm going to FF 2011, have a GF which i get laid with, have a tan that will make chocolate look white and am in good shape. I'm not extremely good looking but certianly not ugly ether.

I just love EVE and want to experience Fanfest at least once.

Why do I need help? If people want to spend their time/life like this, then why not? As long as you have a job so you can support yourself and not live from other peoples money whats wrong with gaming?

[RetardPwnage]

He seems like a nice guy. Sounds like everyones hating on the guy because he regularly fucks you up in-game. Bawwww...

[JisakuJ]

I'm gay.

[VCat2006]

You can actually hear him in watch?v=9lDdfQfqq2Q

[ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ]

what the hell did he say at the beginning before "goonswarm"? I can't make out wtf he's saying.

[l33tsh33p]

@ZOMGDUDEWTFBBQ he gave his in-game name rather than his real name.

[tubester101we]

!up l33tsh33p, and for that fat shit, my god he is the embodiment of stereotypical nerd. Which is sad because its people like him who give a bad rep to people who are just plain smart and not fat shits stuck in a game world.

[TheKainMan]

@tubester101we I agree with the above statement

[MatsudairaTakuma]

@tubester101we Smart but not stuck in a game world would generally be a geek and not a nerd. Nerds are Star Trek fans like myself who play EVE or WoW or LoL (ill stop the list xD) and not all of us are fat, in fact quite a large part of the nerd population are malnourished like myself and have a more gaunt look about us.

[Mashermat]

faggot

[smegmadiver22]

this man never has and never will have sex

[Madzombie51]

Was looking for some info on Dust 514 and somehow found this Vid.

Will Dust 514 players have to interact with abominations like this? if so i think i'm going to pass lol. I thought EVE was this "hardcore 'n badass" game. This is just beyond sad really, i mean look at em, i would drop the game fast and join a gym instead. Fuckin titties for crying out loud.

[ErgonomicChair]

@Madzombie51 You never directly interact with the Capsuleers, you go on a Website, pick up contracts (COSMOS) and take their money!

[KittyRokher]

"It's a huge dick!"

Also, assburger's syndrome lol

[KittyRokher]

Holy shit. I always imagined guys from GoonSwarm kind of... cool. lol, should have known it would turn out like this.

[Korolev61]

I paid $2 on Steam to play with people like this? Screw that! Come Starcraft 2, it's battle.net 2.0 all the way to the Koprulu Sector.

[BuzanTheFear1ess]

@Korolev61 enjoy Real ID gaylord 

[HydrophobiaIX]

@Korolev61 You're an idiot. Bnet 2.0 is a disaster

[uesch]

i lold, now i think that bomber i killed was HIM, it must have been him... ololololoolol

[chevezez]

goonfag die

[SPACET4RD]

The true face of the internet.

[stgm]

His stereotypical nerd lisp is pissing me off/is hilarious.

[dave19941000]

It's a huge dick.

[MeierTV]

not one woman, not one woman at all

[fursecuter]

anyone who plays this game is a fag

[thewerecactus]

calling that a "burn" is putting it gently.

A few hours Greenshirt was found dead in his hotel room from autoeroticasphyxia. And the world is still a better place without him.

[kolobus000]

woops forgot to pay my space bills

[Swifttheslacker]

big fat asspie

[TenthDimensionString]

Man boobs.

[count3rculture]

hahahahahaaaaa A GROUP OFGOONAMABOON! AD THEIR RAVING DERELICT FRIENDIN A GREEN SHIRT

[MJDoesAKiddyGangbang]

aspies should be beaten, not heard.

[boredom974]

It's a huge dick........I fucking loled

[Legeon86]

Stumbles? Yeah right, I smell the stench of nerd vendetta.

[nachogod]

I hold youtube commenters to extremely low standards. But, video submitter, where is the stuttering mentioned in the title? He stopped a sentence to reform it once, but that is not stuttering.

Also, what in god's name is Aspie?  If it's a nickname for that form of autism, my faith in the world's future is now even lower. And I read youtube comments, so you know that's pretty bad.

[theweakwillwalk]

@nachogod goondolences on your autism, that must suck.

[TheSaltyJohnson]

@nachogod you mean ASS BURGERS?

[cowfordflorida1]

@nachogod aspie is probably short for someone with asperger's syndrome

[MatsudairaTakuma]

@nachogod I think aspie is his in game avatar name though don't hold me to that, if it is indeed some form of an attempt at coining an insulting nickname for someone with aspergers then its just as fail as the video posters understanding of the English language or terminology within it when he said this is a stutter.

[HollowFlight]

@nachogod everyone needs to thumbs up this gloriously ironic comment

cant even tell if it's a troll or he's just damn dumb, but thumbs this shit up!

[loganisokay]

@nachogod Aspie is a nickname for people who have Aspergers. It's really dumb, sperglord is a much better title

[morpDprime]

@nachogod Subtle troll is subtle?

[OpakeArawra2]

@morpDprime aged and refined like a fine wine

[morpDprime]

@OpakeArawra2 :D

[shirtfag]

@nachogod Nobody gives a shit about your faith in the world, you pretentious faggot. You're probably an aspie too

[amitabho123]

@nachogod To be fair, some people confuse stuttering with nasal accents.

The guy probably speaks French real good.

[Phalanx3800]

@amitabho123 Explains the big frog nose they have.

[mwells219]

lol aspergers

[Poco64]

im fat and gay. i also play eve.

[kevdude421]

hahahahha goonswarm

[cjp2107]

bahahahahaha.

titans were never meant to be cost effective, it's a huge dick

[speedingcamel]

wow that guy is the definition of fagitory ^^

[Kyusoath]

ha this is what they all look like.

[SephOgreThe3rd]

awe fuck why do i understand everything he says.

[count3rculture]

yay....fatman got a round of applause

[SomeGuyInWhite]

I've never seen such a tremendous amount of faggotry in my life.

[MJDoesAKiddyGangbang]

aspies are the weakest link, goodbye worthless turds.

[IIv3nom]

I never really played EVE but i miss the goons already... They made this game fun from what i've seen/read.

[bestwarezforums]

They were something that everyone hated, who do we hate now???

[SternMann93]

@bestwarezforums Against all authorities.

[spastikman]

Open your eyes people. Chances are that if you're in this thread looking up Eve or MMO related info, you're gonna be good friends with someone just like this or you ARE someone like this. I'm pretty appalled by all the racist, jingoist, 12 year old double talk that goes on here. We could be watching a video about a chicken and somehow you'd find a way to slip in how you hate blacks, pakistanis, americans or christians. I move to ban <13 yr olds from being allowed to post on the internets!

[Kidd724]

lol asspie

[gregjockca1001]

spastikman, they're disgusting. i hope they die.

[MJDoesAKiddyGangbang]

aspies may be contagious.

[Duirward]

@spastikman

i support that motion

[CIApunisher916]

What a fat nerd!

[gregjockca1001]

i want to bash it one with a baseball bat. revolting how these people continue to breathe. BLEH! down with aspies. FINISH THEM! rofl!

[gregjockca1001]

kill aspies.

[CheechMarin4TW]

So many goddamn four eyes.

[shizlnit]

he has never interact with real people obviously...

[Dustinwheeeee]

I want to quote this in my EVE Bio....who was that DEV and when did this take place?

[jesterzlaf]

oooooooooh, "Something Awful" now I get it...

[RAINBOWHORSES]

He can't even make eye contact... I feel kind of bad for him.

[cheesedie]

typical goonspaz

[gregjockca1001]

hahaha, RETARD!

[blendinassassin]

LOL!!!

[LongtimeSunshine]

xD that guy was OVERWEIGHT

[Legionaryb]

He spends all day playing spaceship in his parents house, probably drinking coke and eating pizza all day.

If he wasn't overweight he'd have to be magic.

[thaWizardofAuz]

damn right, that iz the life.

[kharnifex]

this goons nick is sirmolle

[supaflyjohnson]

Ahahahahajerjdshaaaah goons are literally subhuman

[Darkiver]

"beFORE LONG!!"

lol

[Joe402]

I don't know what's going on but I don't like it.

[thephasdin]

holy fat fuck

[SpamNapkin]

NAW I KNOW WHY BAND OF BRUDDERS BUILT OANN

ljoi

[jovialmadness]

imagine being up on that panel and having the intense realization that freaks, infact do play, your game.

[TheGreatSpankini]

oh shit his titties about to rip right out of his shirt

no survivors

[RealTalkification]

haha typical goon

[fangthefeared]

Now I know why band of brothers built one.

[benediktivars]

i lol everytime

[fangthefeared]

@benediktivars

Or that! That's also possible!

[jeanmarc87]

because 15bil isk and a dread are always assets in real life.

[christmaspoo911]

I lol'd because it was this that took BoB down

[Godbreaker]

@ThunderWindz

Right. And yours does? Go ahead, let everyone know what 3rd world shit hole you come from. Our opinion means shit? Really? Tell me why our U.N., and yes I said OUR U.N., pretty much dictates the laws currently governing your pathetic country. Just another jealous foreign scum. Go back to your corner, and do what your told...

[MrBanden]

@Godbreaker

You know, its kinda neat that you would prove him right like that, allthough it was a grose generalisation. You sir, are either a fascist or a troll, neither of which anyone should pay any attention to whatsoever. Not only that but you are also a moron.

All best.

[sciencealwayswins]

This guy is the embodiment of social failure.

[GKFC]

Well, not sure about the rest of Goonswarm. But this guy certainly is.

[KakiHat]

Zing!

[OverlordRaxusReaper]

I already resigned from them. Now, I'm with a great mining corporation....

[tomeikall]

Carebear :P

[Jargonwhat]

This man is The Greatest Goon

[Danube03]

a race of space-faring mutants

[KakiHat]

Sounds fun.

[Lewpolian]

fat nerd

[hotdogs4all]

You must comment on my post if you are from ebaums... So many Eve players seem to be lol

[suburbanindie]

I wonder what would happen if a naked woman walked in the room right now. None of them would know what to do.

[Gruntoffry]

Mmmm I have a girlfriend and I play EVE... and I'm sure quite a few of them do too. Don't understand why you think playing games and talking about them = no girlfriend.

[syntheticXstasy]

im pretty sure that guy doesnt have a girlfriend though

[TheGreatSpankini]

yeah but your girlfriend was born a man and weighs two hundred pounds.

[Cobra666Commander]

LOL GOONSWARM

I love them honestly...they are like Eve's version of...niggers?

[LinuxPython]

... Lol.