@mac777daddy 5 knucke shuffle on my piss pump? Geez, ripping of Andrew Dice Clay. At least rip off somebody relevent you cum drinking faggot. Tomorrow is Saturday tell you mom for me I will be there at 8pm and she needs to do her deep throat exercises.
@MrQuestionAuthority Mom jokes? Wow are you still in the 5th grade? Dice is the man. I will get my mom ready after you finish doing deep anal plunges on your dads ass. I will keep the mama & daddy jokes going since you are stuck in elementary school you "Mrquestion why is my cock so small".
@mac777daddy Damn, your mom is the shit. She gagged on my cock and it was fucking great. Just when I thought your mom was the shit for giving head, I met you sister. She can give a rusty trombone like my asshole was an airline and she was underwater. I wish I was as simple minded as you to envy a washed up, has been like Howard Stern. This time next year Opie and Anthony will have his studio and he will be making excuses for not having a contract anymore.
@MrQuestionAuthority Great I hope you are there when these two pussies open their new study with your legs behind your ears and your ass all greased up like you are known for. I do not worship Howard Stern I could give a shit less about him but he is a lot more funny then these two cock loving faggots. Jim Norton was the only part funny about their show. So go give both of these pussies a reach around.
@mac777daddy Your gay fantasies have gotten the best of you, and your self loathing is understandable. I know you sit in front of your computer expelling your hatred towards others. I'm sure the gay porn you watch has led you to make such creepy homosexual comments like "legs behind your ears all greased up" and your references to "reach arounds" is only a part of your wounded pysche longings for creepy gay sex. Just step out of the closet and go to that gay pride parade you pretend to hate.
@MrQuestionAuthority You are the faggot that loves sticking his little 1 inch cock in an asshole. So gay boy who has the bigger cock Opie or Anthony. I am sure you have had them both up your ass gay boy.
@mac777daddy That's all you got?? Come the fuck on, put up something better then this. A small dick comment? Holy fuck I've debated retards that can come up with a better insult then this. You're too easy. It's like your gay anger has made you a soft target. Okay, I forgive you for being a pillow bitting faggot that loves a washed up has been radio "shock jock". Get to that gay pride parade, and be happy sucking that cock.
@MrQuestionAuthority Right, I forgot your opening response was "your mama" jokes like you are still in the 5th grade. Mama jokes are hard to beat today. Also you brought up Stern not me. I never once said I liked him, I just said he was more amusing then those two cock suckers Opie and Assony. I guess you have a contract with them to defend them. Or you bought the life time membership and now in debt to those two cock suckers.
@mac777daddy I handle your mother's asshole. She has a penchant for prolapsing and revealing to me, her master, that she doesn't wipe properly. she's a naughty girl.
You ignore FRE and FNM buying subprime loans and creating an artificial market. You ignore the community reinvestment act forcing banks to give these shitty loans, You forget Obama was a lawyer for ACORN and helped sue banks into giving loans that would never be paid back. You ignore Bush and several others warning about FRE and FNM and most of Obama biggest supporters made massive fortunes off this. You may be right but dont blame bush while ignoring others.
@dslcobra Obama has spent 4X as much as Bush did and most of his disaster policies like healthcare and cap and tax arent even in affect right now.
If you know mortgages youd know that FNM, FRE, Barney Frank, Dodd, just to name a few are to blame more than Bush. Obama actually helped scumbags sue banks when he was with ACORN for not giving them subprime loans.
Obama is killing jobs and raising taxes in a recession which will be a disaster. Hope youre saving your money.
Obama can suck a fat one. The only good hes done is fucking up so badly that America will vote the democrat Congress out and fix all of his mistakes.
Obama talks and denies help from companies and over a dozen countries while oil continues to spill.
Obamas finished but we're still stuck with the voters mistake for another 2 and a half years. I smile thinking that the only black president will go down as Americas worst president. Good luck getting another one elected after hes through
The U.S. government (and all regional/world powers) have been hiring mercenaries since the beginning of history. Blackwater only got press because they have a scary name.
@drkissinger1 they had the highest profile and kept in the media for killing civilians. Visit one of their training courses / outdoor ranges and see why they are more than just a name.
@ESP1EMG Oh, granted. I don't know enough about Blackwater specifically to say whether or not they're a reliable mercenary operation. I mostly meant to counter the mistaken notion that the hiring of mercenaries by the United States is a recent innovation.
What a rich and sophisticated following the show has garnered. Such a well-reasoned and high-brow exchange of ideas. Makes me proud to be a listener. :)
Everyone just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show.
@dslcobra nice picture of allah on your profile you country traitor piece of shit, and i like how you never deny being a dumb welfare nigger. i can only hope habib comes over here and saws your nappy head the fuck off.
@dslcobra its also funny how left wing nut jobs and Obama blame bush for this..Guys been in office almost 2 yrs..Time for him to pull up his boot straps and learn Bush isn't in office anymore
See, Kenyan environmentalists planted Obama in Hawaii (after being born in Kenya of course) 50 years ago to cause this oil spill, so off shore drilling won't happen anymore.
The best part is at the end, then the next 10 minutes or so had me laughing so hard while I was driving yesterday. Any chance that clip could be added?
@thorspinky It's better to include some of the set-up so you know what they're talking about. Just because it's fresh in your mind now, doesn't mean it will be in a few years.
Forget about Arizona. We've got to stop these birds from coming into our country and taking our oil. Flying in illegally and using up our resources. Send in the national guard!
fuck this was brutal hahahaha
BikiniDeathSquad 6 days ago
I have feet,hmm I think I'll walk into a massive oil slick.
bodhisattva71 1 month ago
i want to be jimmy for one day and just yell at everyone
MrZaco32 7 months ago 5
you know how much better it is to build a sand castle with a little errl?
euphorium420 8 months ago 2
Oil rigor mortis
Exodus90 9 months ago
"If your a bird and you have the gift of flight and you land on oil, you're an asshole!"
BigStick3456 9 months ago 8
"yipeeayay"
littlteapot 10 months ago
i live out in the gulf and all the fish out here is fine....i think...i ate what i caught and i havent grown eyes on my chest or some shit
elitexc4life 10 months ago
Oh my god, I love Jimmy, hahahaha.
iSOBigD 1 year ago
jimmy is awesome
RelleRoulette 1 year ago
omfg i loved this
KingOfAllNoobs 1 year ago
4:16
mattymatt54 1 year ago
around 04:16 epicness begins.
xcalibur4ever 1 year ago
Jimmy is FUNNY as SHIT!
rearnakedpoker 1 year ago
jim,s right...FUCK the birds...stealing oil from us....smug lucky fuckers
MrWaynejohn 1 year ago 3
boycott shrimp
InlandGreen 1 year ago
obama doesn't care about fish
boothesquirrel 1 year ago 9
"These faggot animals should be punished!"
depedro99 1 year ago 4
Poor lil' pelicans :(
zeppelinator18 1 year ago
One of the best quotes ever: 5:56
stickmonkey23 1 year ago
These pussies are still on the radio?
mac777daddy 1 year ago
@mac777daddy There still on the radio, and I'm still mouth fucking your mother every other saturday.
MrQuestionAuthority 1 year ago
@MrQuestionAuthority Yeah right. You are still doing the 5 knuckle shuffle with your piss pump you cock sucker. Go suck Opies dick you asshole.
mac777daddy 1 year ago
@mac777daddy 5 knucke shuffle on my piss pump? Geez, ripping of Andrew Dice Clay. At least rip off somebody relevent you cum drinking faggot. Tomorrow is Saturday tell you mom for me I will be there at 8pm and she needs to do her deep throat exercises.
MrQuestionAuthority 1 year ago
@MrQuestionAuthority Mom jokes? Wow are you still in the 5th grade? Dice is the man. I will get my mom ready after you finish doing deep anal plunges on your dads ass. I will keep the mama & daddy jokes going since you are stuck in elementary school you "Mrquestion why is my cock so small".
mac777daddy 1 year ago
@mac777daddy Damn, your mom is the shit. She gagged on my cock and it was fucking great. Just when I thought your mom was the shit for giving head, I met you sister. She can give a rusty trombone like my asshole was an airline and she was underwater. I wish I was as simple minded as you to envy a washed up, has been like Howard Stern. This time next year Opie and Anthony will have his studio and he will be making excuses for not having a contract anymore.
MrQuestionAuthority 1 year ago
@MrQuestionAuthority Great I hope you are there when these two pussies open their new study with your legs behind your ears and your ass all greased up like you are known for. I do not worship Howard Stern I could give a shit less about him but he is a lot more funny then these two cock loving faggots. Jim Norton was the only part funny about their show. So go give both of these pussies a reach around.
mac777daddy 1 year ago
@mac777daddy Your gay fantasies have gotten the best of you, and your self loathing is understandable. I know you sit in front of your computer expelling your hatred towards others. I'm sure the gay porn you watch has led you to make such creepy homosexual comments like "legs behind your ears all greased up" and your references to "reach arounds" is only a part of your wounded pysche longings for creepy gay sex. Just step out of the closet and go to that gay pride parade you pretend to hate.
MrQuestionAuthority 1 year ago
@MrQuestionAuthority You are the faggot that loves sticking his little 1 inch cock in an asshole. So gay boy who has the bigger cock Opie or Anthony. I am sure you have had them both up your ass gay boy.
mac777daddy 1 year ago
@mac777daddy That's all you got?? Come the fuck on, put up something better then this. A small dick comment? Holy fuck I've debated retards that can come up with a better insult then this. You're too easy. It's like your gay anger has made you a soft target. Okay, I forgive you for being a pillow bitting faggot that loves a washed up has been radio "shock jock". Get to that gay pride parade, and be happy sucking that cock.
MrQuestionAuthority 1 year ago
@MrQuestionAuthority Right, I forgot your opening response was "your mama" jokes like you are still in the 5th grade. Mama jokes are hard to beat today. Also you brought up Stern not me. I never once said I liked him, I just said he was more amusing then those two cock suckers Opie and Assony. I guess you have a contract with them to defend them. Or you bought the life time membership and now in debt to those two cock suckers.
mac777daddy 1 year ago
@mac777daddy I handle your mother's asshole. She has a penchant for prolapsing and revealing to me, her master, that she doesn't wipe properly. she's a naughty girl.
BrendanIsCool 1 year ago
@BrendanIsCool Go give your Dad a reach around you piece of shit.
mac777daddy 1 year ago
You ignore FRE and FNM buying subprime loans and creating an artificial market. You ignore the community reinvestment act forcing banks to give these shitty loans, You forget Obama was a lawyer for ACORN and helped sue banks into giving loans that would never be paid back. You ignore Bush and several others warning about FRE and FNM and most of Obama biggest supporters made massive fortunes off this. You may be right but dont blame bush while ignoring others.
ragincaucasian319 1 year ago
@dslcobra Obama has spent 4X as much as Bush did and most of his disaster policies like healthcare and cap and tax arent even in affect right now.
If you know mortgages youd know that FNM, FRE, Barney Frank, Dodd, just to name a few are to blame more than Bush. Obama actually helped scumbags sue banks when he was with ACORN for not giving them subprime loans.
Obama is killing jobs and raising taxes in a recession which will be a disaster. Hope youre saving your money.
ragincaucasian319 1 year ago
Obama can suck a fat one. The only good hes done is fucking up so badly that America will vote the democrat Congress out and fix all of his mistakes.
Obama talks and denies help from companies and over a dozen countries while oil continues to spill.
Obamas finished but we're still stuck with the voters mistake for another 2 and a half years. I smile thinking that the only black president will go down as Americas worst president. Good luck getting another one elected after hes through
ragincaucasian319 1 year ago
200,000 gallons a day is spilling.Get ready
people.This is the beginning.1.6M gallons spilled, still gushing.
LOUD7 1 year ago
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hope jim norton dies
hulk90000 1 year ago
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batterez 1 year ago
@hulk90000 and I hope you die choking on his cock.
batterez 1 year ago
@hulk90000
mmcal5 1 year ago
@dslcobra
The U.S. government (and all regional/world powers) have been hiring mercenaries since the beginning of history. Blackwater only got press because they have a scary name.
drkissinger1 1 year ago
@drkissinger1 they had the highest profile and kept in the media for killing civilians. Visit one of their training courses / outdoor ranges and see why they are more than just a name.
ESP1EMG 1 year ago
@ESP1EMG Oh, granted. I don't know enough about Blackwater specifically to say whether or not they're a reliable mercenary operation. I mostly meant to counter the mistaken notion that the hiring of mercenaries by the United States is a recent innovation.
drkissinger1 1 year ago
So this whole time weve been bleeding our hearts for these little thugs with wings! GIVE US OUR OIL BACK!
EricLynchSucks 1 year ago
i love animals.. but fucking hell Jimmy made me laughe haha
Beetzable 1 year ago 4
Somewhere, Daniel Plainview is grinning from ear to ear.
rqbuchanan 1 year ago
even o&a can't make this funny T-T poor billions of fishies
crazygeek777 1 year ago
@crazygeek777 Yeah you're right. It isn't funny to joke about this situation... It's hilarious!
Halbgottt 1 year ago
@crazygeek777 Yeah now we can't eat them
boothesquirrel 1 year ago
@boothesquirrel i know T-T shrimp is my fav food to
crazygeek777 1 year ago
fucking love it!!
thorspinky 1 year ago
For some reason I didn't laugh at all at this clip.
Efreeti 1 year ago
@Efreeti Yeah, it's simultaneously too soon and played out.
rqbuchanan 1 year ago
What a rich and sophisticated following the show has garnered. Such a well-reasoned and high-brow exchange of ideas. Makes me proud to be a listener. :)
Everyone just shut the fuck up and enjoy the show.
Alufear 1 year ago
@dslcobra UMAD
rezmoneynwkubs 1 year ago
@dslcobra YEAH RIGHT COUNTRY TRAITOR.
rezmoneynwkubs 1 year ago
@dslcobra nice picture of allah on your profile you country traitor piece of shit, and i like how you never deny being a dumb welfare nigger. i can only hope habib comes over here and saws your nappy head the fuck off.
rezmoneynwkubs 1 year ago
my favorite part of this clip is how it's founded on the idea that pouring oil on yourself is the way oil is used for warmth
nickypeeps 1 year ago
@dslcobra sounds like a typical piece of shit liberal faggot. 'hes not a bad person' you are either 12 years old or a spook on welfare. fucking die.
rezmoneynwkubs 1 year ago
Fucking awesome. Yarsh is king!
adrastea 1 year ago
@dslcobra
and Obama has assassinated an American citizen overseas. He authorized it.
shut ya face
aallppiinnee 1 year ago
Jim is such a wonderful monster.
Tulkastaldo 1 year ago
@dslcobra its also funny how left wing nut jobs and Obama blame bush for this..Guys been in office almost 2 yrs..Time for him to pull up his boot straps and learn Bush isn't in office anymore
jmo18799 1 year ago
They're fuckin up my shrimp!
metazare 1 year ago
This oil spill is a bigger mistake than letting Rich Vos read out loud.
Athhippie 1 year ago
@Athhippie
You can't be duckin' me fereva Beansh! I want my oil!
Shinchibi 1 year ago
Jimmy is a monster this shit had me in tears hes such a bastard hahaha
miranger 1 year ago
um from the moment the spill began the government was in charge of the response effort.
Lacieob22 1 year ago
LOL
dutchhaze1 1 year ago
See, Kenyan environmentalists planted Obama in Hawaii (after being born in Kenya of course) 50 years ago to cause this oil spill, so off shore drilling won't happen anymore.
I heard it from Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.
Chnamanjx 1 year ago
@Chnamanjx
Sounds like a job for Jesse! I bet thermite is the cause!
Demendred1605 1 year ago
@Chnamanjx your joke got no laughs. major bomb. please delete it.
GloriousBasterd 1 year ago
The best part is at the end, then the next 10 minutes or so had me laughing so hard while I was driving yesterday. Any chance that clip could be added?
LuzStewels 1 year ago
It's over eight times the size of the Valdeez at present.
yermomsboxx 1 year ago
Cmon kids play in the oily water, be sure to let the oril soak though ya underpants and remember, no tat'l tales!
Oh Uncle Paul
MrQuestionAuthority 1 year ago 20
best one yet... love ya yimmmy
mackyle4769 1 year ago
You think Jimmy likes hats?
ConspectuMortis 1 year ago
@ConspectuMortis
No! Jimmy does not like hats...............HE LOVES 'EM!
ACE7Drew 1 year ago
maybe start the vid where Jimmy starts ya fucking moron!!!
thorspinky 1 year ago
@thorspinky It's better to include some of the set-up so you know what they're talking about. Just because it's fresh in your mind now, doesn't mean it will be in a few years.
tyler0896 1 year ago
@thorspinky Agreed, where's that Jimmy rant
That was damn hilarious yesterday
ixcuincle 1 year ago
The Navy isn't involved because BP won't let anyone in to help the clean up. Not Obama's fault. :/
ryanlock2u 1 year ago
THIEF! THIEF!
Dionysus187 1 year ago 27
the world needs Yimmy to make sense of this madness
PoilishedMahogony 1 year ago 2
Lol I sure hope Jimmy was kidding...
moepippy 1 year ago
@moepippy Oh, literal moepippy!
rudysmustache 1 year ago
Jimmy fucking rules. I could listen to him rant all day.
TokenWhiteGuyAGR 1 year ago 3
otter scrubbers are the worst thieves of all
szammi47 1 year ago 4
why can I picture the Cokelogic animation right now?
Fittsburgh 1 year ago 3
these selfish animals should consider them selves lucky... i cant afford a fancy oil hat
viper61794 1 year ago 2
Forget about Arizona. We've got to stop these birds from coming into our country and taking our oil. Flying in illegally and using up our resources. Send in the national guard!
Orion079 1 year ago 6
Look at this showoff on his back doing the oil dance!
adamse311 1 year ago 3