Ralph Piss: Conservative Comedian

[douglasjcox]

I get the feeling this guy is really a liberal trying to make conservatives look bad. But I guess they don't need any help because they do that pretty well by themselves.

[MrAmerica406]

not funny

[digger663]

Neil Hamburger wanna be...dude you suckkk!

[ttellerx]

.. somehow I don't think liberals have much to worry about ..

[Oyaji291]

This guy sucks.

[elbruces]

Wow, this guy is every bit as good as any of the other conservative comedians out there!

[GlennRoxWyo]

I love the idiots who refer to Fox News as Faux News as though they just made it up.

[kmcl11]

guess you dont know how bad fox is...how old r u ?

[GlennRoxWyo]

Oh gosh I guess you've convinced me NOT!! Go back to smoking crack or pot or whatever has you fucked in the head & have mommy rub your ass with lotion & just pretend you're not brain dead.

[AtlasShruggery]

Kinda like the Faux News version of Peewee Herman.

[tchock]

ugh i tired to watch to at least see how shitty it was but i couldn't tolerate that fucking stupid voice he was putting on

[gmakepiece]

This appallingly PHONY embarrassingly unfunny profoundly ignorant witless drivel shows how often Marxist sodden left liberals usually know not a single conservative, don't know what conservate principles R, what humour is in the slightest or have any self reflection whatsoever. THIS IS a logical fallacy parody of how dumb clueless narcissistic lazy unread incurious & control freaky libs R. Beyond belief. Peter Cook Python P.J O'Rourke & Groucho et al he is not. thepeoplescube com zombietime com

[bavarianbeast2000]

Where's teh lulz?

[nyguy]

sad

[EdgeGeraldine]

Come on.

You can't tell that this is satire?

I fear for humanity.

[tomslick5408]

the fact that a thing is labelled satire doesn't free it from the responsibility to be clever, or insightful, or um, good.

unfortunately, "I think, therefore i have a one-man show" has given us a bunch of self-conscious, contrived nonsense like ralph piss. does it really require cartoonism to make fun of the kind of narrow, provincial boobism that the conservatism has come to represent?

[gmakepiece]

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[tomslick5408]

does it really make everyone feel better to watch a hack like ralph piss parade around flinging the kind of obvious and sophomoric crap that seems to be all he is capable of?

[tomslick5408]

if so, then the conservatives really have won. personally, i would rather watch bill o'reilly. as idiotic as he is, at least he is being earnest (though misguided), which makes for much better comedy than a moron mincing around in an "ironic" plaid suit jacket and too-short pants, nodding and winking to the audience: "Look how CLEVER i am."

i fear for humanity, too, but obviously for different reasons than geraldine.

[EdgeGeraldine]

I never said it was at all funny whatsoever, but it's sad that a lot of people think that this guy is actually being serious.

[dishwax]

Looks like my old friend Russty Strings Fitz. Noe he is using the college auditorium to take the piss out of conservatives (good luck there!). Intentionally unfunny and bigoted, it still doesn't quite satisfy the conservative hunger for ugliness and bile (read 'humor'). Please note how many cnservative humorists are soprano-voiced bow-tied wusses like Tyrrell or basso pompous asses like----most of the rest of them. It just can't get dumb enough for the right wing scum.

[OSDJF]

You call this comedy? Where's the LOL in this?

[jrc99us]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

[twisket]

Not really sure why this is rated one star, it's really funny. Watch the whole thing and keep doing it until you get it, then vote it a five.

[nychian86]

Wow, I find it really interesting that you seem to be doing this act in your mother's garage. Conservative comedian? An oxymoron worse than humane warfare. Conservative's are not funny, and when they try to be, it comes across as bitter and forced.

[OneGyT]

Wasn't your comment bitter and forced?

[bigkarl1211]

i don't want to be rude, but im going to be anyway. YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!

[ralphpiss]

Well, when the Rapture comes, I'm going to Heaven to be with my Lord, and you're going to Hell to be with Hillary Clinton, so you telling me I suck doesn't make me feel that bad.

[bigkarl1211]

this crap should be taken off of the site!

[toughbutfair32]

@ralphpiss lol, spoiler alert: your god doesn't exist, the rapture isn't coming like you and every moronic religious nut before you thought it would, you've wasted a ton of your time praying to your invisible friend, GJ

[Oyaji291]

So if rapture came tomorrow would it feel bad knowing you wasted your time trying to get onto the show?

[biguglytrux]

gotta be 1 of the top 10 lamest things i've seen on youtube- no, top 5. 4:57 of my life I can never get back. you can sense how he's bombing with the crowd. guy wouldn't know a conservative if one was trying to reason with him, but no sense in wasting another 4:57 doing that. piss on him

[ralphpiss]

Go hug a tree, you liberal Communist!

[corandaravis]

This has highschool drama writen all over it.

[ralphpiss]

Where?

[crallspace]

Wow. This. Sucks!

Low-grade comedy, obviously a put-on character. Absolutely terrible.

[ralphpiss]

I think you mean: "Wow, this is great! High-grade comedy, obviously this guy is for real. Absolutely wonderful!" I'll give you one more chance.

[ReppaBlicken]

This is how racist liberals show their bigotry. Black people might remember how they were portrayed by Democrats as subhuman figures like Jim Crow. Democrats have not changed. They are still degenerates.

[yarragril]

I'm black, and I really don't need someone to watch out and tell me who is a bigot.

How many of the "minutemen" are liberals?

Did you know the minutemen had to end a party early because to many kkk members showed up?

[ReppaBlicken]

The KKK first began attacking Republicans, white or black. Out of 4,743 persons lynched in this country 1,297 were white. Almost all of them were Republicans mostly lynched by the Democrat's KKK.

The Democratic Party has blocked all legislation designed to prevent lynching.

[ralphpiss]

That's right! Republicans are the true American patriots. Dummycrats just want to raise taxes and lynch black people!

[ralphpiss]

I want you to know that I have always been a supporter of rights for black people, as long as they don't vote.

[lokitoyz]

ralphpiss- I want you to know that I have always been a supporter of rights for black people as long as they don't vote. BRILLIANT! That is the approach you should be taking show the most awful aspects of the right wing philosophy and might I suggest some chorus girls and teasing welfare mothers to get on stage and then pretend to beat them just before they get to the $50 bill. You've got something just take it to the next level I GET IT! I love it!

[ralphpiss]

Right on, Reppa! Good for you! Don't forget to listen to my Internet radio show! It's coming soon! Thanks for the lovely comments!

[libertyeconomics]

Piss on Ralph

[foshizzledizzle4400]

That is one of the most annoying voices I have ever heard. It makes the unfunny stuff you are saying even more painful to listen to. Conservatives may be torturing Arabs, but you are torturing Americans with this crap!

[PiOfFive]

Just as long as you keep in mind that we torture Arabs because they run planes in to our buildings and strap bombs to their children's chests, your statement is fine.

[ralphpiss]

You are a patriot.

[ralphpiss]

You are a terrorist.

[crd721]

This should be taken off, its absolutely awful. I wonder who the hell this guy really is. Does he really think this is the way conservatives really think?

[ralphpiss]

Do you really think I really think this is really the real way conservatives really think real conservatives really think?

[samixtube]

Way to stick it to the man.

[ralphpiss]

Thank you! It's always nice to hear from a fan! Stay tuned for more, and don't forget to visit my blog!

[Maxtrumental]

- The voice is like nails on chalkboard and makes you hard to understand.

- The facial hair is incongruous with the rest of the outfit.

- Absurdism (like the Nancy Pelosi knock knock joke, where it was just bizarre and didn't make sense) is good when peppered on top of humor that is funny for a reason.

[ralphpiss]

- If you don't like my voice, maybe it's because your computer volume is turned down too low to hear the nuances. Turn it way up and listen again.

- The facial hair gives me an edge...shows I can be a bad boy. You'd be AMAZED how many women tell me they want to sleep with me because of my facial hair. (AMAZED.) But I am saving myself for marriage.

- It's not absurd -- you just don't get it.

[Maxtrumental]

wow. not so good. I don't want to be offensive, so I'll just stick to constructive stuff.

[acidspeed]

man, this is pathetic

[ralphpiss]

Your mother is pathetic. Have a nice day! Don't forget to watch all my videos!

[pureevilfnord]

A "funny voice" doesn't make you funny. If you're going to use that voice, you have to enunciate better.

[ralphpiss]

That's my voice. It's a gift.

[pureevilfnord]

Maybe you should "regift" it.

[mikeynike81]

mabey dennis miller and mancow could come out with a funny show

[abbreviatedname]

he certainly lives up to his last name. i wonder if his middle names are "shit" "vomit" and "puss". that was stupid. very very stupid. and to all the dumbasses who liked it...i am truly sorry for your ignorance. go and have a happy day!

[zerorem]

"he certainly lives up to his last name."

laughing my ass off

[ralphpiss]

What is all this about my last name? You must mean my first name, right? A lot of people make fun of my first name (apparently "ralph" also means "vomit" in some circles). But my last name, never...what's the big joke?

[ralphpiss]

Ralph Shit Vomit Puss Piss? It's kind of a mouthful, isn't it? Sorry to disappoint you, Abbreviatedname, but a) my middle name is Tiberius, and b) it is you who are ignorant.

[aserfozo]

that was fucking terrible. And seriously, the whole dummycrat thing? What the hell, is that supposed to be funny? This isn't the first grade.

[ralphpiss]

Aserfozo, maybe you should look for some first grade videos then...they might be more your speed!

[spokmage]

that was hilarious... in an absurd way. i hope you do make it to 1/2 hr news hr, it will add some much needed humor.

[abbreviatedname]

you are a fucknut.

[mikeynike81]

conservitives do need a comedian, but sorry its not you dude

[ralphpiss]

Watch it a few more times.

[InfinitlySurreal]

dude, constructive criticism- stick to whatever it was that you did to make a living before this video.

[ralphpiss]

I was a motivational speaker.

[georgette80]

ralph, don't let the lefties get you down, i think you're funny as hell and 100% right on the issues. the youtube left can't see the humor in anything that doesn't fit their views. it's obvious you have talent! it's sad that they can't see it because of their partisan blinders. that's why lefties don't enjoy life. keep it up and post more asap.

[ralphpiss]

Thanks, Georgette80! (Can I call you Georgette?) I'm so glad to hear you enjoyed my video. Stay strong!

[srgtick]

Like Colbert, he's making fun of the right and their ridiculous attempts at comedy. Pity you don't understand that. Ironic that you completely miss it while saying those with partisan blinders can't see talent. He sucks at it though. Get some therapy, you'll see the world clearer.

[ralphpiss]

I AM REAL! And you are a traitor to our country.

[srgtick]

Sorry, man, keep working on the routine. You have some talent and balls but it could use work. Too obvious right now.

[dsjou]

i never post comments, but that was just sad...i'm conservative by the way. seriously better take it down before you start turning conservatives into liberals..like SERIOUSLY you have absolutely no talent at all...WOW i am in shock right now..that might have been the worst utube clip, no scratch that, the worst however minutes of my life...

[yesitsfast]

What if Steve Erkle was a Jewish Republican?

[theglovesd]

hell of an effort. swing and a miss!

[HogOnIce]

Dude. You have even less talent than Joel Surnow. Wash your hair and get a job.

[ralphpiss]

HogOnlce, EVERYONE has less talent than Joel Surnow. There's nothing wrong with my job or my hair. Are you a terrorist?

[abbreviatedname]

He is right man, you are not talented. You should do drag or something. Or follow your true callings, a Dairy Queen-Soft-Serve-Ice-Cream-Mac­hine cleaner. Or something! You are a comedy terrorist, STOP THE TORTURE!!!

[Henhouse1]

You obviously are not taking your Ritalin. Please take it and go home. You are not funny from either a Conservative of a Liberal slant. Just pathetic!

[Faukbuster]

Stop wasting my bandwidth

[slokoon]

Sorry you're too jew to be a good fake republican. Leave that stuff to Colbert.

[ralphpiss]

Well, Slokoon, you're obviously a DUMMYCRAT who hates everything our forefathers fought and died for. This is NOT satire, this is comic genius. I am NOT a "fake Republican," and I am also NOT "jew," though there are plenty of Jewish Republicans, like Joe Lieberman for example.

[TheGreatKahless]

your comments are much funnier that your vid.

[faheyfan]

hilarious as a satire. shit if its real, not sure since republican humor is shit anyways.

[ralphpiss]

I AM REAL! And I am funny! Could some of my fans please leave some positive comments here? Let's show these liberal DUMMYCRATS the meaning of Pissmania!

[JuicemanToT]

Stop it. Stop it now.

[ralphpiss]

I will NEVER stop, Juiceman! This is what I was born to do. ONE RED STATE IN 2008!

[JuicemanToT]

no seriously, I dont mean 'stop it' in a sense that your a threat to conservatives or really burning them etc.. Stop it in the sense this is not working and... wait, no, now that I think about it go right ahead. Keep it up.

[ralphpiss]

Juiceman, are you Ted Kennedy?