Answering The Door Naked

[Thayer79]

Fucking Hilarious.

[AThagoras]

One of my neighbours actually did answer the door naked when some JWs knocked on his door, and he invited them in for an orgy with his wife. They ran away and never returned as far as I know.

I also know of someone who served them tea with salt in it.

[usagicullen]

haha I had a similar experience last year. Jehovahs witness came and I answered it wearing a demon anime cosplay xD! they told me they liked the elf ears and laughed nervously..

[tiggeresse]

Loved the vid! I've always fantasized about answering the door to Mormon missionaries wrapped in a bath towel, inviting them in, then letting the towel slip a few times.

[72ve17]

its not a good tactic - some door to door salesman are gay - he might like what he see and invite himself in

[ValerieMoscovitcz]

That's the best response to those door-to-door used-god salesmen I've heard yet.

[johnnythesailorman]

used-god salesmen lolz XD

[mwtbdltr]

i am totally gonna do this and record the whole thing.... they say "hello my brother... uhmmm your naked" and id be like" oh shit maaaaaaan. i am totally naked maaaaan. im sorry i was sooo fucked up last night maaaan let me find some pants". put the pants by the door and bend down with my ass in the air hahaha... im gunna do it!

[tauwilltriumph]

@mwtbdltr So, did you do it in the meantime?

[bigmuthatrucka14]

this joke is just priceless lol

[NicholasCobalt]

That's fantastic xD I always thought it was funny when someone going door to door opened with "Have you heard the good news?" I always want to go - Yes I have *slam* or point out, News? whispering... (You know nothing that happened 2000+ years ago, that has been documented and is the most widely printed document in existence Counts As News) or, Do you have any thinmints?

[AraMyth0728]

Bah, if i answered the door naked to someone going "Hi...im your next door neighbor...(All the other stuff you said))

I think the first thing i would do is close the door, yell "FUCK!" loudly then put my clothes on and reanswer...

[rainyreflections]

I feel all left out, I have never had a Mormon knock at my door.

[ArrogantAtheist]

Atheists FTW!!

[thebeardedone]

This is perhaps not your best bit, but still quite good.

[TheEddyMetal]

LOL that's hillarious!

[klfly]

Thanks nephew of mine. I hope you get to come out to one of the shows soon. :D

[dust594]

i think we've all had naked door answering moments go awry. But i dont thnk any have been that bad. good job dude. 5 *

[peasinacan]

my dad did that lol

[chrisschipper]

One time I answered the door for some Mormons in a full body Superman suit. They thought it was funny, but were otherwise unfazed. I invited them in. We actually had an interesting and thoughtful discussion.

[traviswinnie]

5 stars! Atheists, kickin ass and takin names since 33 A.D.

This one and your 72 virgins are the best.

Loved the sexual predator twist, keep up the good work!

[klfly]

Ah thanks.

[zeeslag123]

sexual PREDATOR? LOL

[Sandiegoenterprise]

right when I think I have your bit cornered you throw in the sexual predator. caught me off guard

[klfly]

Well that is what you get for trying to corner my bit. I prefer my bits uncornered thank you very much. (Sorry, this is what happens when I've been watching the Marx Brothers.)

[Thepunishingguy]

This one is ok...i even laughed at this one.

[mikedamat]

Can't breath...

[nx2overide]

LMAO!!! funny stuff

[klfly]

Thanks! I'm really diggin' this joke!

[xxSloppyxJoe]

tsk tsk tsk.

crap dude.

[klfly]

Ah well, I must admit I'm not a fan or your glow stringing or shuffling either, nor do I believe that you are the shit, as you claim on your page. Let's just agree to disagree then shall we?

[xxSloppyxJoe]

tiz okays.

plus, i never once said i was the shit.

in fact one of my only vids was named jj SUCKS at shufflin.

XD

[klfly]

It's right there on your profile. JJ, 17 years old. Uh, I am the shit

[xxSloppyxJoe]

oh, HA!

chris put that there.

(i didn't edit my page. my buddy did.)

im not great, but i dont think i suck.

rave stuff i do.

its fun.

:D

[klfly]

Cool. Maybe you are the shit. You seem alright, despite starting off like a bit of a prick. :D

[xxSloppyxJoe]

ok?

thanks!

?

uh, srry?

well i guess.

[AtheistChase]

That was probably... very... akward.

[PacManDreaming]

Good one, Keith. Just don't shut your ding-ding in the door.

[klfly]

Eeks! Yeah, that is certainly one to avoid!

[Nilopollis]

On a side note I'm a huge fan, and hope to catch one of your shows the next time I'm on the west coast. (since I'm not holding my breath for a florida appearance)

[klfly]

I hope I do get to Florida. If you visit my website, atheistcomediandotcom, you'll see a little green "e" which you can click on and issue a Demand for me to come to your town. The more demands I get the easier it is to book gigs.

[ryanomaly84]

will you ever go on the east coast? i'm by Pittsburgh and would love to see you

[klfly]

Working on it. Visit atheistcomediandotcom and hit the little "e" to issue a "Demand"

Now get a hundred other people to do this and I'll be there in no time. :D

[Nilopollis]

when I was a J-ho I used to just pretend to ring the bell a lot of the time so I didnt have to talk to people. I hated spewing that nonsense at people....I got out of that madness as soon as I could. I can attest to how much religion can fuck you over.

[klfly]

This show was in Long Beach and there was some kind of JW convention going on. I went to George's Cafe to eat and it was chock full of 'em. None of them came to the show though. :(

Glad you made it through. I know it can be a particular painful process. Were you able to maintain a relationship with your family?

[Nilopollis]

Sadly no. I haven't spoken to many close friends and family members in years. Once "disfellowshipped", all but your nuclear family is permitted to even speak to you. They openly admit it is a way to force people to stay through emotional manipulation. I hate the idea of playing a victim to anything but I really think this religion sabotaged my childhood and a lot of opportunities. Regrets aside I always loved the conventions....lots of repressed girls all dressed up and such.

[klfly]

Yeah, I have friends who went through similar stuff. In fact their nuclear family shut them off too. Ha ha, I wonder if they know their conventions were creating a buffet for the likes of you. :D

[visitor3107]

what do you get if you cross a Jehova's Witnesses with a female biker??

some one who comes to your front door and tells YOU to fuck off

[klfly]

Ha ha.

[sciencecomedian]

That's why I finally moved out of Keith's neighborhood. Too many pricks.

[eggorius]

r u ever goin 2 do a show in NJ???

[klfly]

I sure hope so! Go to atheistcomediandotcom and click the little green "e" and make a demand. The more people from NJ do that the sooner I'll get there. :D

Thanks

[teapottheory]

This was a really awesome bit. Great job!

[klfly]

Thank you!

[DarwinsChihuahua]

Haaahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

[klfly]

Thaaaaaaaaanks! :D

[TomMSTie]

LMAO! Another great bit!

[klfly]

Thanks Tom. It's a new one. I've written a bunch of tags to it since then.

[TomMSTie]

Coolness.

[SANTARII]

Answering the door naked is a good one. Answering the door covered in blood holding a knife might also work...

Kitty your hilarious, I hope some day I can come see one of your acts but right now I'm all the way in England =(

[klfly]

Thanks! Kitty hopes to get to England for some shows in the next year. :D

[SANTARII]

=*D

[supervillan]

hahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha i was not expecting "the law requires i tell you i moved int"

[sp4zzer]

You chould consider plugging you camare into the stage sound system ;)

[klfly]

Usually not an option unfortunately.

Also, when I do that, and I don't have a secondary audio source I lose all the crowd noise which is of particular importance in a comedy clip.

[sp4zzer]

Tell me if you do a show in Norway or sweden once, and I'll stop by and make a decent recording for you :)

[CousinoMacul]

Get the sound guy to make a recording for you. Sometimes they charge for that (usually $8-$10) but sometimes they'll just let you plug your recording equipment in. The tough part (though not that tough with decent mixing software) is syncing the stage sound with the sound from your camera so it sounds like being on the stage.

[klfly]

sp4zzer, I appreciate the offer, that'd be great.

The thing you guys gotta undestand is, I'm not producing a DVD here. I perform several times a week. These are just videos to help me develop my act and when I see a clip I like I share it here. The clips "72 Virgins" and "Prayer in School" are more produced, but I can't do that ever time I gig.

In December '09 we're doing a DVD shoot of coexist. Should get some GREAT footage from that one (and audio too.) :D