Hard News 01/13/09

[icanteatchicken]

old episodes do freak me out......

[JesperBro]

It feels weird to watch the old episodes

[josegamer]

Vagaina.. oooooh yeaaaaah!

[brendanmeister]

I admit he got me on the last one

[N1njaM1ke]

Is it bad I lol'd when you said they were killed?

[JulioCPP]

Danm you, Destin, you got me XD

[mattmcmhn17]

I pray to god that shit box of a company named sony tanks like the titanic

[teamrocfan]

BALLZ

[holmborn]

i live in denmark and i seriusly rofled when i heard the news. lol the elders here in demark sure are crazy.(turns volume down so parents wont hear call of duty guns and swearing from voice chat). yup we sure are crazy down here lol

[shkdbsahbdlabf]

you did get me LOL!

[hulahoop34]

ps3 suck xbox 360

[josegamer]

and u suck bill gates!

[ultimatepower]

Sony might report a lost of 1 billion? * Leaves and buys a Wii instead of a PS3*

[tuber52]

sony, hurry up and have a price cut!! you wont regret it

[numanuma1155]

you got me destin ha ha

[ISesseriI]

And he did too get me

[Infectedwithboredom]

Damn he got me and my friend lol! Damn you Lair! Oh well, hope Sony pulls through.

[disradiance]

he got me, i hate him for it

[swat340]

didnt get me.......ha

[Mysteria129]

Penis.

[elmalhermano]

fucking destin you got me, you beeeyatch!!!!!11!11!1!!1

[gameboysp13]

Dude you got me good :D

[Metripleone]

Damn, he got me.

[seanyfarrell]

im sorry but u can BUY a drum kit for the less than the game and the console...... jezz

[MetalGearEckz]

not a good one : /

[wonops]

got me 2 i was gob smacked

[LOOKMEUPBITCH]

DAm bro!

u fckin qot me

but dat wud be some funny shit :p

[Zengx]

lol you got me!!!

[HorrisNorris]

you got me too!

[voidmaster45]

DAMN u really got me. fuck haha

[LessthanJake14]

Sony has already lost the entire profit gained from the PS2.

[Omondii]

Omg I actually believed you.

[madpat2007]

LOLOLOLOL BLAME LAIR!!!

[deoblosblood]

damn it u got me

[Battousen]

Hahaha samething happened to me, Destin got me pretty bad, I was like "whathefuck" almost turning on the tv to see the news

[stevoisiak]

I hope this means another price drop for PS3. It's not that I don't like my Wii, but I also want to be able to get next gen games, and the PS3 has a few exclusives I really want like LittleBigPlanet, Ressistance 2, and Fallout 3.

[msv900]

fallout 3 is for 360 and pc

[stevoisiak]

Ooops, my bad.

[itachijsReturns]

yah got me on the two guys dying lol

[stevoisiak]

Same here.

[CatCraine]

LOL i live in Denmark yet i haven't heard of this, but i guess the reason that the neighbours called the police is because there has been some shootings in the suburbs of Copenhagen

[MAXXNinja]

I seriously believed you when you said they got killed, I mean crazy things do happen.

[SSBBMario]

lol XD

[safepel]

you got me.

[Rehz21]

Me tooo i was like =O

[jaj040]

I love how "Hard News" loves to report on Sony's troubles but fails to mention that Microsoft's entertainment and devices division has yet to break even and in 2007 alone posted a 1.9 billion dollar loss, in what we thought was a strong economy.

[Glumglufs]

Hey, it's Micro$oft they have like infinate money anyways so it doesn't matter.

[Knighfer]

When the heck did we got a S.W.A.T team in Denmark?!

We just got normanl cops. But hey awesome story.

Because it's in Denmark =D

[diablo313]

Resistance 2 kicks so much ass, they needed to get a SWAT team involved? Wow. Must get game.

[SuperMetroidMedia]

ya! but 1 was better to me.

[diablo313]

R1 was sweet, definately, a must if you have a PS3.

[ciboxcibox222]

O_O i actually thought they were killed -_-

[hagridandfang]

You almost gave me a heart attack...

[Pokerit]

Damn you Lair!

[mint301]

all bd news, wii music is bad, sony loses money and you tricked me!

[Flash11l19]

Yes! Sony lost 1.1 billion dollars :D :D :D!

[lordtomtom]

And this is so awesome because ?

[ironpizza]

because it's screw attack? You might not care at 1st but eventually you'll start watching everything screwattack posts

[Slug99]

How is that a good thing?

[Flash11l19]

How? Sony sucks ass.

[Slug99]

Flash11l19: So basically, just because you don't like their current console it means thousands of people should lose their jobs?

[kienesel7]

actually not yet, that was a prediction

[DisgaeaWare]

just no...

[MegaNight]

Hehe... we don't have a SWAT Team in Denmark, it was just normal Cops who went, and told them to disarm trough a Speakerphone.. the rest is correct.. :D

Nice one ;)

[TrojanxInfection]

The Government is already takin over education and is screwing up, now theyre putting that bullshit of Wii Music into our schools.

wow I hope people pay attention to whats happening in america.

[charlesr456]

damn!

he got me.

imagine if they were killed though

[HyperVoldo]

They probaly would of if they lived in America.

[TrojanxInfection]

DAMN YOU FACTOR 5!!!!!!!

[xAstronomy]

I dont get Wii Music, why dont learn a real instrument? xD

[TrojanxInfection]

Because thats the future, people wont learn shit!

[mint301]

remember when people said that about guitar hero? XD

[naruhearts1]

I think it would be akward if the game was a Rainbow six game.Especially Vegas.

[rezzertr]

Put the joystick down PUT IT DOWN! *BaM*

[kingdombrawl]

wow wii music in schools. when now ones looking pop in a copie of RE4 and that will be better.

[stenerenmasteren]

Denmark FTW!!!

[TheOrangePanda]

God fucking damn it LAIR what the hell is your problem !?!!

[ConcorX]

damn it you got me destin!lol

I cannot beleive that wii music will be in schools,i thought it was just for senior homes!

[IIJazzyII]

I'm honestly starting to wonder what gaming will be like in 10 years..

Xbox 360 breaks, PS3 is just plain shit, Wii is just plain boring... The only gaming platform that is still good is the PC.

[RGomez94]

ya but my 200 dollars ps3 or 360 can run fallout 3... wich 200 dollars pc can top that?? and ps3 is not plain shit.

[IIJazzyII]

Well my £500 PC is about as powerful as 3 £250 360s.

Anyway shut the fuck up fanboy. PC is more expensive for a reason you fucking tard. All consoles can do is play games and videos. PCs can do anything. Oh and what made them xbox and ps3 games in the first place? What? PC?

[RGomez94]

i know that! u don't have to talk like that! i AM a pc gamer, i built my pc! i just hate fanboys!!!!

[IIJazzyII]

lol sorry, I thort you were being a fanboy

[AntonISAHOTT]

STFU fanboys

[rosiebelsmith]

holy crap... u got me

i was just like "wtf??? seriously??"

then i went to turn my volume down a lil bit

[sikokiller12]

i love Nintendo, i adore them for life but this is the truth Nintendo is bringing out Random unexpected shit that we wasn't expecting, when i watched E308 i was waiting for a surprise.. then they revealed Wii music a game that no one wasn't thinking about at all.. everyone had kid Icarus on there mind and so did i

[JonathanMoore2001]

Nice Hard News once again.

-- God Bless.

[kingrobin12]

I fell too.... HATE YOU DESTIN!!

[routhoula]

i want that sound system. oh and i fell for it when he siad that they beign killed ("shamed")

[TGSaK]

but widescreen is teh win o.O^^

[axl1639]

Damn, I had heard that on the ScrewAttack forums, too. But, were the neighbors oldfags? Or just borderline retarded?

[greenguykyle]

destin = badass

[NecronChaos]

got me, destin. :D

[Overage2000]

Dear Screwattack youtube is Widescreen now so make the FUCKING VIDEO WIDESCREEN

[silzer123]

Dear Overage2000

The Video Player that Screw attack uses on thier Own site is not wide screen

And they can do what ever they like to suit thier own needs, Not yours

Also

Capital swearing, Seriously?

[greenguykyle]

i agree who give a crap about wide screen

[DastardProduction]

NO WII MUSIC IN SCHOLL GOD NO

[LethalAxis]

no don't do it

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[NeedleGunner]

I really thought swat killed those 2 gamers <:(

[seanileus]

I fell for it.

[DangerasTM]

lol u got me destin nice one

[nastyguard007]

LOL! I fell for that joke! But seriously, that is some crazy shit.

[retrofish18]

moi aussi mon ami

[stiant06]

They don't just shoot people in Denmark. Normal police officers never wears arms.

[TheDJ17]

How do they pick things up then.

[stiant06]

Usually by talking or using force. Police don't were arms, then usually criminals don't were arms. It have worked pretty well for some time. Of course things are always changing, but for now it's only special teams that usually wears arms.

[Houellebecq1985]

One more thing. You should hire some more women to the shows, some like Ulrike Meinhof, Valerie Solanas, Courtney Love and Sarah Kane. Just to get it equal genderwise. Their names could be Commie Connie, Manhunting Mandy, Narcotic Angelique and Suicidal Suzette. They could be Killer Queens, attentionwhores and really good Street Fighter IV, Virtua Fighter 5R and Persona 4. And love SotC, Perfect Dark, Fear Effect and the Total War. Or just be cute and dumb and suck as gamers. WTH.

[Houellebecq1985]

Yeah, some... blesch... SO YOUR AWESOME SHOWS GETS EVEN MORE AWESOME AND MORE AWESOME VIEWERS VIEWERS THE AWESOME SHOWS!

[xgamer3000]

Perfect Dark ^.^

[xenniex]

you got me XD

[Houellebecq1985]

Destin! You're as funny as any Stewart or Colbert! You make me proud of being a gamer! I'm even watching Screwattacks shows and commenting this one here right now using the internet Browser of my PS3. Haven't read anything in the swedish newspapers about the accident in Copenhagen (for two seconds I almost belied you though) but I know that a 100 demonstrators against the terrorwar in Gaza got caught by the police (whoop! whoop!) for being a little bit naughty. Bless them an bless Screwattack.

[money272]

lol lair

[SurooshX]

haha.

you totally got me with the last story.

[OldEQlvl60]

gaga destin, you're evil dude :D much love to screwattack

[NintendoJunky]

lol didnt believe him 4 a second -.-

[pimpdadyhasker]

damn u lair....damn u..

[Savrot]

Haha yeah got me to, looks like you got almost everyone, which says alot about the American police force.

[chrisbg99]

Except that took place in Denmark.

[Andywarski]

haha destin, you got me lol

[babz22]

danes making the news <3 loving it :D

[CraazyCory]

lol u got me. That made my jaw drop lol. U silly bitch destin.

[JugmoDude]

keep it up Destin good job.

[Lottech96]

got me too.. damn you

[manuelito1233]

wow... After sony did so much in the past!

Well time to move on.

[danielbutlerosim]

u got me damn u lol

[thedriedlost1]

destin owned Lair

[carsonnik]

After I got out of holding, I would've walked over to my neighbors house and kicked the living shit out of them. Seriously, how stupid can someone be

[Xoid900]

We're talking about Denmark. >_>

[crammage]

sony is in the crapper

[Fredrik1ST]

Haha, didn't fool me! (happens to me all the time) B-)

[masternewguy]

lmao i was like HOly shIT got me lol

[Zer0small]

:-O

[roger62383]

Destin, you're the best

[Evertonian01]

why does screwattack bash the PS3 so much? fuck..

[crakmoney18]

fuck ps3 Wii all day every day ....1985-2009 still holding it down!!!!

[PullusPardus]

you mean still remaking mario over and over?

[Raptinox]

who cares, love what you have.

[Evertonian01]

I do, im just wondering, I mean, I own both, but why? What did sony do to them!>?

[Raptinox]

on sidescrollers, destin always talks about how he plays his ps3 a lot...but i dunno why they always pick on the ps3, haha

[Ryuujin1024]

Because sony are being massive idiots lately.

From a guy whos pissed off with SCEE.

[thewizardninja]

lately?

[hades67618]

only got me for a sec but his face didnt change when he said it so kinda figured he was lying nice try though.

[eo2525]

i was like wow shit someone got killed you sick funny fuck nice hard news

[RotomTheMotor]

OMG my heart almost stopped he had me so hard!

lol

[vaniller12]

he got me too...

lol

[Losdiaz666]

He Got Me!

[MrFathat]

I readed the news yesterday so i wasnt fooled. but judging from the comments, denstin is a good joker.

[GTSkylineGTR]

lol that was good destin

[thepolacek]

lol, he had me!

[angelf1]

That guy with the mohawk looked like the amazing larry from peewees big adventure

[corean1786]

haha nice one.

[ElectricAlienStudios]

My jaw litterally dropped when he said that the gamers were killed. Then I was like, oh thank god.

[nitemaric]

lol

[RyuFalchionX]

Oh, shi-

He had me.

Jajaja!

[evangelion243]

Same here I was WHAT HOLY SHIT! LOL!

[TheKisura]

you got me

[raito94]

When you said that they got killed I gasped!

DAMN YOU DESTIN!!! DAMN YOUUUU!!!!!

[cdmanjak]

i was like :O when you said they were dead i was like holy shit but goes to show surround sound not always good lol

[cdmanjak]

it wont affect sony in the slightest the earn to fucking much

[scrim8]

Got me lol

[TravisSimpson]

got me noob.

[pancake9563]

you got me with the two kids

[lilepopinyou]

fuck the police and the swat, and the fbi and the cia and homeland secc. and boder control and the secert srivies, and the bonty hunters and the repo guy, woulda just been faster to say fuck the goverment.

[wakko741]

you got me

[Jaxxdude]

I never get tired of you bashing the PS3 =p

[jonatangonzalez]

lol he got me

[wowpaladin10]

LOL U got me u dush lol lol lol i was wtf cant trust neibors this days Christ

[RockEsper]

Fuck. Indeed, Destin got me.

[bobdash101]

you really got me that time i believed him for a second

[Roflauncher]

u got me! I'm pathetic, Destin actually fooled me! I should blow myself up with a rofl launcher

[sethguy45]

LOL you got me.

[macnubnub]

dam lair dam it

[johnnymo221]

u got me

[metaleggman18]

Hehe, I was like, "What?! Dx" You tricky bastard! Reminds me of when my math teacher told us we had 5 minutes left whilst taking a test when we actually had a whole half hour.

[Trixfire]

lol he got me too

[scotlandboy112093]

He got me lol

[DictatorOfWaR]

I get so sick of people bashing the fucking Playstation 3!!! It pisses me the fuck off!!!

[maxcado]

why because u have one well i would get pissed if i wasted a lot of money in that