Frankie Boyle Policeman sketch

[jakshallburn]

If coppers were like Frankie, all criminals would be scared because the coppers will be more fucking mental then they are! HAHA! Please check out my channel and see my comedy series "Happy Time" Episode 3 is up now :) Episode two has got me good feedback, I'd really appreciate it!

[Terra1311]

its funny cause hes like 4.

[MRWALKER500000]

SIMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[kingofarsenal11]

Simon is a little wanker.

[richardcadbury]

17 people hang around the Argos.

[hricardojh]

Awww I felt so sorry for the boy at the end :(

[demolitionCROW]

Frankie boyle is a bloody good actor and so is simon lol.

[MizzDiva222]

Lol x

[JamieD3225]

Whats this programme called?

[Morne555]

@JamieD3225 tramadol nights

[THEKAZA117]

so funny xD what was the tv show called?

[MrLittleRedMan11]

I work at Argos! And I've never seen Simon.

[ShoeLube]

@MrLittleRedMan11 Let's just say... hypothetically speaking... that you HAVE seen Simon hanging around the Argos.

[MrLittleRedMan11]

@ShoeLube :') Oh yeah, then I suppose I have! And he has Karen and the baby to look after.

[BelfastAtheist]

@MrLittleRedMan11

Haha!

[Lynxtro]

SIMON!!

[ADzArt]

Classic observation funny sketch - yet somewhat true, I have always said SOME cops would, interrogate their own Grandmas!

17 dislikes - they must be cops!

[comedy1ish]

like these sketches lot more than ones in tramadol nights

[772117]

THE ARGOS



[ShotMasta00]

what would have made this even more classic would be if after frankie yelled SIMON!! he stops the car and says alright have a good day at school...and stay out of the argos simon

[gherkin70]

What programme is this from?

[sirbestnameever]

where are these sketchs from?

[CONOFRAC]

17 people hang aroung the argos

[martinwilliamrandall]

God I love Frankie Boyle he just came, saw and destroyed. And gave these comedy actors a comedy lesson. Frankie Boyle a man of no fear. Long Live Frankie Boyle. These kids reactions are brilliant right on the nose

[CorvusCorone68]

@martinwilliamrandall erm not that what you're saying isn't accurate but you seem to have posted very similar msgs on other videos involving Frankie and comedy actors, only way it was different this time was the kids, now again i'm not saying you're WRONG but it's strange when someone copy-and-pastes a msg

[martinwilliamrandall]

@CorvusCorone68 I want Frankie for my Dad

[martinwilliamrandall]

Love the way he says THE ARGOS

[uberglocken]

@martinwilliamrandall you know the score brother ! frankie is king !

[schnorschrajaxx]

the sad thing is what he's saying is actually true and it works that way but funny though :D

[goth9ever]

yo usee shree hilarity like this and see how fucking brilliant franky is. screw anyone who tells him to water down his material

[LANDERTHA]

i'd love frankie boyle as my dad. we'd have great laughs. great, sick, twisted, violent laughs

[AngelBiLove]

I do not want Frankie Boyle as my dad in law. He'd scare the living crappers out of me.

[DeadiestCatch]

What show's this from?

[pronto355]

"Hahaha OK.....we'll play it your way"

Classic line

[AngelBiLove]

whot's the argos?..

[Thegamerwalkthroughs]

Argos is a big outlet store that sells various junk like hoovers and whatnot in the UK.

[PsychoProductions369]

@AngelBiLove it's a big store in the UK

[FilipM1]

"And now you got Karen and the baby to support!" LOL :D

[LakiinnNUFC]

happy slapping and spliffing up!;)

[opendtuning]

is this sketch about Unyielding Despair...

[bonghitzz2k11]

LMAO i know a few people that ended up like that :)

[AngelBiLove]

@bonghitzz2k11 Doesn't say a lot of goods about you , does it? if you know people like that.

[goth9ever]

fucking hell i wet myself laughing hahahahaha

[LakiinnNUFC]

but say , hypothetically, that you DO hang round the argos

classic comedy ^

[XsaaaraaahX]

frankie boyle looks quite good without glasses :)) <3

[TheTangerineboy]

What show was this on?

[AingealDubh]

Frankie's got a Scottish Clint Eastwood going on!!!

[Crescentclawe]

SIMONNN!!!

[Trollz0Be0Trollin]

The laughing pissed me off.

[wannabeasinga]

THIS IS WHY YOU NEVER LET FRANKIE AROUND CHILDREN!

[stereotoned]

what show is this?

[DanielJamieson97]

@stereotoned

frankie boyles trmadol nights

[Ally20791]

@DanielJamieson97 it ain't tramadol nights that was on channel 4 if you look at the top corner it says bbc3

[DanielJamieson97]

@Ally20791

Sorry, >,>

Rush Hour.

[DanielJamieson97]

@stereotoned

frankie boyles tarmadol nights

[JACKHUGHES31]

@DanielJamieson97 it isn't tramadol nights it's rush hour.

[Alexc3217]

Awesome!

[Siveywiveyx]

I love how the two kids have English accents, and Frankie still has his really strong Scottish accent... xD

[goth9ever]

hahahaha holy fuck that was legendary, franky boyal is a genious

[picklerwoof]

Aaah, back when Boyle was funny....

[beamerball666]

@picklerwoof still is shut the hell up

[TheAbdouelillah]

@picklerwoof this wasn't long ago. He's still a legend.

[picklerwoof]

@TheAbdouelillah

Rush Hour was 4 years ago actually. His recent work has taken a nose-dive in quality IMO.

[shugmcglug]

@picklerwoof are you mental??? the Boylers went on to better things , did you see Tramadol Nights, that joke about Katie Price was monumentally funny, well worth getting a tv ban for life, superb

[JACKHUGHES31]

@picklerwoof nah frankie boyle is just as good. its just the press are trying to make him look bad because of some of the things he said . I still think he's brilliant but thats your opinion.

[TheAbdouelillah]

@picklerwoof Your opinion is valid to yourself obviously. I disagree, however.

[unstplmadman]

Does Simon sporting a Chelsea shirt? Good lad...

[Joppsta360]

@unstplmadman Even though you got beat by Liverpool, lol where did your money go then you stupid bastards...

It's clearly a sweatshirt though. Trust a retard like yourself to think he was wearing a football shirt to go to school though .. dumb bastard

[andremp03]

@aledooo123 no worries

[andremp03]

@aledooo123 Tramadol Nights was on Channel 4, whereas this clip is from a show called Rush Hour on BBC3

[brandonholtuin]

haha bubba sparxxx at the end

[xDangerMouse95x]

"Up to your nuts in bent DVDs!!!"  fuckin classic!

[eddefy22]

what show is this? Im from america so I Have no clue untill it gets to BBC america.

[andremp03]

@eddefy22 Its called Rush Hour

[logefs]

"spliffing up"

I LOL'D

[DannyJProductions]

1:04

back window...

careless editing...tut, tut, tut...

[14bc]

Frankie Boyle is one of Scotlands best exports.

[howaboutpie1]

@14bc he is also the only scottish export

[MrDg0000]

@howaboutpie1 Sure, apart from the tyre, fingerprinting, cloning, radar, bicycle, golf, toilet, anaesthetics, television, telephone, penicillin, and of course, whisky.

[howaboutpie1]

@MrDg0000 alright alright keep you're tempon in

[Halosucksbigtimeaye]

no it was deffo karen's birthday party ahaha okay we'll play it your way Lol too goood SIMON !!

[TrippyJellyfish]

What program is this on? It owns the shit out of tramadol nights!

[db1987db]

No, you're the annoying boy from the 5-a-day adverts..

[pmjones92]

What show is this from?

[memyselfandeye3]

Theres only one word for Franki Boyle " LEGEND ", every time i see him i laugh so hard i lose a MAJOR ORGAN :)

[numb19029]

SIMON!

[CyriineKaur]

Where the hell was stuff like this on Tramadol Nights?

[fangopango]

@CyriineKaur IT JUST WASNT THERE...lol caps lock im sorry xD...but still...tramadol nights is a very funny show and i dont see why people find the sketches so...offensive/unfunny

[mircs1979]

@CyriineKaur this is 2009

[mircs1979]

@CyriineKaur this is 2009 and bbc

[mircs1979]

@CyriineKaur this is 2009 and bbc tramadol nights was channel 4

[im0mole]

SIIIIIII MON

[Kerriangel]

why i wish Frankie Boyle was my dad

[pgiffney]

wrong. so wrong. Mwahahahahahahhahahahaha

[angusstan]

hangin round the bins at argos lol

[TereruTsuki]

I couldn't recognize him without his glasses - but then he opened his mouth XD I love his accent!

[Billzor69]

My god, he says it with such angry passion too.

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

fucking prick

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

You are, yes!

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious i fancy you! lets go on a date!?

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

Okay! When and where?!

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

See you behind the bins at Argos tonight!

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious i cant make it tonight ,im making soup,tomorrow in spar 8.30?

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones It's a date! Don't forget yer brolly...

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious what do u look like so that i know?

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones Brown mackintosh, Frosty Jack bottle and a stiffy!

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious nice....i think we are going to have a great romance

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

Well, that was short. Fun though.

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious you were great

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

Same place next time I need a wank?

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious i need some space,can we take a brake?

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

Maybe a break. I hope you're happy with Mr fucking Perfect.

[chrisjoneschrisjones]

@balucious its not you its me,we could keep in touch,ill call you ...we'll always have lichtenstein right??

[balucious]

@chrisjoneschrisjones

Sail away precious one.....

[MRBR0UGHAM]

Frankie Boyle = Legend

[DaleRidley94]

Hahhaah fucking Frankie Boyle man haha

[cjl1441997]

This is probably the most accurate description of UK police I have ever heard.

[waymondo1955]

''Nothing you cant handle..mr big man '' Fuckin brilliant.

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[stephens1212]

Its obvious that he is not driving that car from the fact he doesn't have his glasses on!

[snazzy76]

What show is this from?clip is quality lol

[thebikita]

this is hilarious because what he's saying is incomprehensible right?

[ACJP89]

What TV show's this off? :O COZ ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!

[Scott9740]

FUCKING EPIC!

[ghrpdx]

Wow, he takes off his glasses and he turns into Superman.

[TheLukeyboy999]

@ghrpdx hes superman with glasses on

[SumsGTR]

What's the track called that start at the end?

[michaelangelo323]

haha! I felt sorry for the kid!

but extremely funny

[mleen144]

it was his twin brother at argos

[MrRyandunny]

you gotta love Frankie Boyle!

[wone9]

one of the best things i have seen in ages!

[blackbot3000]

SIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

[SpecialAgentBuzz]

‎"Happy Slapping and spliffing up" lol

[NJGism]

is it? SIMOOOOOON

[SuperGoldenPony]

Uhh looks manlier without glasses, maybe less comical in a "serious, real man" way.

[TheChowie]

lol frankie boyle is the fukin man, voted favorite comidian in britian by nuts readers

[bil0isgod]

is that what you want? is it?!?! SIMON!!

[RachelChewyROAR]

Frankie's accent makes up for 50% of the funnyness of what he says

[Haggisthegirth]

The Argos!!! Lol

[dragonsflame35]

What show is this from???

[TheSaintAza]

I fucking love this man

[deadboy504]

Ok, haha, well play it your way. and "Lets just say, hypethetically speaking" lmao!

[janejanejane7]

Frankie as an angry cop makes me kind of horny. IMO.

[aaronwolvesknowsit]

@honestjohn1992 what show was this off + is there anymore, theym amazing man

[pumpkinseedage]

For Dougie - Frankie Boyle playing a copper. Is this you?

[PC336]

I didn't recognise Frankie without his glasses!

[tucker271285]

and now youve got karen and the baby to support. lol legend

[cyrusthevirus1240]

@tucker271285 ha ye fucking legend lol :D



[pino505]

''UP TO YOUR NUTS IN BENT DVD'S'' LMAO!!

[achickensandwich]

Frankie Boyle and children - this is the result

[martinwilliamrandall]

@achickensandwich I like how the daughter is tottaly on Frankies side. Her fathers daughter.

[zackieboy100]

frankie boyle what a legened

[TheJonahin1]

looks a lot less geeky without glasses ........but hes never been Geeky hes frankie Boyle!

[DarthRevan1051]

the boy is really upset because the kids arnt allowed to laugh i know i would lol

[MusicFreak978]

and the show is called Rush Hour btw i think... its just a sketch show but you can get other clips on youtube and its piss you self laughing comedy!

[MusicFreak978]

WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND!

[TheRealSpud93]

Ahahaha that is hilarious, what is this programme called?

[lumbago12]

Which show are these sketches from? Can't believe I mised them!

[themrchris0426]

The look on Karens face 1:54 lol

[kubaniski]

what kind of a prick picks on the elderly!? then again here in the US the elderly have guns, so that may be a big deterrent for us, but still WTF

[cringeofcomedy]

nothin you can't handle mr bigmann

lol!

[666jimmysmusicgirl]

lol, he killed the boys spirit

[bigpapasmurfff]

this is amazin lol

[ilovecelebs9]

is that his real daughter?

[npeacock724]

what program is this?

[mrskaglolfoad]

he could actually be a serious actor.

[TheBishophart]

this is just wat the chavs in uk need harsh talk

[TheLuker1234]

omg i love him hes fucking amazing

[ThePeterAttwood]

frankie boyle for prime minister!

[electricbayonet2]

Best. Dad. Ever.

[1967JAMO]

FRANKY BOYLE LEGEND !

[zanist123]

is that what you want simon ... SIMOOOOOOON.

I PISSED MYSELF WHEN HE SHOUTED AT HIM LIKE DAT

IT WAS SOF****N FUNNY

[elliottrams4life]

Listen at the end of the day don't you think pat butcher looks like the honey monster from sugar puff adverts?