Family Guy Moses and Jesus Fight The Romans

[tiger1chu]

Sounds more legit then the bible :P

[superluigimariokevin]

@ironman9071 jesus is not god he is the son of god

[Zantetsudex]

Contra: Christian Edition.

[shmurray19]

Jesus and Moses didn't live in the same time period....can Jesus time travel? would explain how they got the AKs

[ironman9071]

@shmurray19 jesus is god of course he can time travel

[auroraman56]

Even when I was a Christian, I thought this was fucking hilarious. Religious people need to get over themselves. Take a joke once in a while. If God is supposedly infinitely wise and omnipotent ... I think he'll be able to take a freaking joke. Stop acting like you're in 2nd grade.

[Romansssz]

LOL 2 Assualt riffles vs Horde of people with knifes? C'mon, its just like fighting zombies, you need machine guns and grenades!

[5757jl]

I'm offensive and I found this religious.

[vergilheartnet]

Guns dont kill, People kill people, "put gun on table", go ahead, gun do something, see, Gun dont kill people, People Kill people

[haloglitcher09]

why does every video that makes a parody of religon have to end with at least 100 comments debating their own views???

[TigerTzu]

@haloglitcher09 Trolls. Legions of them.

[RockerKiD221]

its funny how noone can take a fucking joke

[niHonRanDomSnippeR]

So that's what was missing from Rome: Total War!

[bosebucks375]

GUNS ARE BAD

[happyemo873]

AK-47S....not bad 

[hazearoundtheworld1]

0:01



[batfan9]

 THIS IS BLASHPEMY! jesus used his fists to kill all of those romans.

[noelangelo1]

THE LAST STAND

[Wavedude21101]

Hey I'm Christian but I'm not all uptight bout this . I can laugh and respect other views regardless of difference. Jesus probably wouldn't mind either. :)

[imafreemanfornow]

god or no god this world could be a better place..

[TheDratical]

JESUS IS THE SON OF GOD AS WELL AS GOD AND GOD DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE, OH WAIT.

[VegaStarAngel]

I knew I would find an argument on this clip.

[MrCagekicker]

so.... guns are good? this is good news. moses was a puke though.

[boobengarden666]

Ak-47, for when you absolutely positively have to kill every roman in the room.

[12ViperPilot]

this seems legit

[jamessaxecoburg]

Blasphemy. Family Guy is corrupt

[DiOuroboros1]

@jamessaxecoburg no, your imaginary friend god is.

[00411392]

@jamessaxecoburg Uh... you know this is a joke... right?

[samsherbert]

@jamessaxecoburg Wahh wahh some people aren't Christian

[IRUSIpanzermaster]

Romans had red armor...

[THECRITIC115]

more like mordern jewfare 

[Aaron33860]

Too funny lmfao

[dodexodus]

family guy is so funny and witty...

[temoclink]

Oh look, religious debates. HOW ODD I WOULD HAVE NEVER GUESSED!

[TrollinSeason]

Call of Deity: Jews at War.

[StrawberryAppleKiwi]

Romans fell in like 500 AD or something like that

[barkyindustries]

Those soldiers look nothing like Roman Soldiers would.

[Yukondano2]

Suddenly I feel like being a christian

[memeaholic2]

Guns don't kill people, the goverment does.

[ballrocker101]

jesus and moses were not alive during the same time..... so your argument is FUCKED!

[GUnitSeanAKAmong]

@ballrocker101 Note how this show has a talking dog, so it's not 100% real.

[Jay2097]

@GUnitSeanAKAmong dont forget stew

[byroninwahroonga]

Poor Seth. At school, the jocks dated all the pretty Christian girls. None of them wanted to go back to his place and play with his Star Wars figurines. Especially since that time he wore a gold Princess Leia bikini, to the dance. Now he produces a z-grade copy of the Simpsons, that's a hit with mouth breathing knuckle draggers. It's payback time.

[paintballKid545]

@byroninwahroonga what the fuck are you saying?

[byroninwahroonga]

@paintballKid545 **what the fuck are you saying?***

Hey, kid - you've got some paint on the back of your pants.

[paintballKid545]

@byroninwahroonga Your a dumbass im blocking you.

[sebaswow40]

@byroninwahroonga So... you're a whinny bitch?

[CloudStrife7107]

you shall not kill

[SSFhighcommandJOHN]

Fact, jokes about anything are just jokes, JOKES. Look up the definition that god gave us, hah. PS I'm Catholic :P

[TheARTDEFINITION]

@SSFhighcommandJOHN Owww Cool Im a Athiest - The one's that dont go around saying a Book is true and then get a call from a friend to say he found The New Gosbal-

Harry Potter!

[IseeRightThrough2you]

They thought they killed Jesus for good, but was RESURRECTED - and this time, he's not turning the other cheek...

[MrKetchup1333]

The video stopped at 0:05, for some reason.... >.> But that's all there is to say! I am a Karate-ka, but guns are good! ^-^ Try fighting off a Black Belt who has pistols! :D

[MightyMadDuck]

the reason jesus died of the romans: He ran out of ammo...

Am Christian and i find this hillarious :D Dont know why other christians get offended by this kinds of videos...

[redd63boxhead]

Tis is offensive

[PresidentDRCI]

fake and gay, I'm pretty sure the bible says Moses had a MP7 and Jesus had a AR-15...duh!

[Musikkingofthecookie]

Funny that the Roman Soldiers lack any form of Roman wargear :D

[Devilpup118]

196 people thought guns were bad

[XxPoLvAriZeRXx]

gangsta bob is exactly right

[DarkHeroMachine]

SO GUNS ARE GOOD! people keep telling me its bad , screw them. Thanks family guy :)

[greenchef6]

@DarkHeroMachine perhaps you don't know what sarcasm it, either that or I don't.

[DarkHeroMachine]

@greenchef6 Its probably you , dont worry.

[sparten771]

i thought Jesus was killed by the Romans

[pooponastick511]

history just got cool

[Spectre9X]

Jesus Christ: Crucify this, Romans!!!

[qwertymaster12345678]

@EliteChief12 it was edited in America (watch the original versions of "child-approved" animes to see what i mean)

[ToXedVirus1]

o my god ... this is sooo gooood. Make fun of the main american religion and this obsession with the right to have a gun. 

[jackielane07]

The LORD JESUS loves you. Repent now and be saved, you'll never know what will happen tomorrow.. The Lord Jesus doesn't want you to suffer so that's why He died for our sins. The Lord Jesus cares for your souls.

[notpopcorn]

@jackielane07 I am a christian and i love that you want to spread the message around, but screaming out this stuff is not the way to go, no one listens to that one guy walking around screaming stuff, try a one-on-one convo with someone of the internet find where they are struggling, and enjoy the video it was funny, it would be like having Abraham Lincoln and George Bush fighting Hitler together.

[jackielane07]

@notpopcorn Brother peace be with you. Letting yourself enjoy this video will cause you in trouble.. I am very happy to know that you are a Christian like me, but how come that you want to enjoy this kind of video wherein the LORD and our GOD we are serving is being blasphemed here? please brother, I recommend that you watch Christian cartoons like FLYING HOUSE AND SUPERBOOK, it will help you grow. God bless you.

[notpopcorn]

@jackielane07 Ok brother, maybe you do not see what i do, but i have seen many videos that have come from this coperation, and almost all involving Christians diss them saying how Jesus is not real or those who follow him are idiots, but for once this is a joke that is funny for both sides, because it is actually not dissing anyone it is being sarcastic everyone knows that guns did not exist then, it is a funny joke. Showing how people would try to justify guns with false ideas.

[jackielane07]

@notpopcorn Hello brother! I understand your point of view but the Christians you are talking about are not actually True Christians. They call themselves as Christians but the truth is they are carnal christians, you know still living a double life. If they are saying that the Lord Jesus isn't true or saying disrespectful words like "not real", please do not believe when they say that they are christians because they are not. Thank you so much brother. May the Lord bless you. :))

[notpopcorn]

@jackielane07 no you read it wrong, i was saying that all the videos about Christians, are dissing Christians and saying that we believe in a false God so that when a video came out by this television show that usually makes fun of christians i was glad it was not as bad as the others.

[Wurzelknecht]

@jackielane07 Dude, I think our Lord Jesus Christ has enough self-esteem to not be bothered by such videos especially when they're clearly in good fun. You may not have gotten it, but the main joke in this video was not to ridicule Jesus but to ridicule America's love for guns and to what ridiculous lenghts they'd go to say that guns are a good thing. Jesus isn't blasphemed. He's lovingly used for satire. Jesus himself was constantly pointing out flaws in society.

[MrTheguythatisbetter]

@jackielane07

i dont get why your bible said "dont sin", if i dont sin, "jesus", would have died for nothing, so i happily sin everyday....... :D

[EliteChief12]

if jesus and moses fought the romans with guns then how com the bible doesn`t say that they were so bad ass

[Legofreak57]

@EliteChief12 Because Christians are buzzkills.

[Shortysponge967]

its funny cuz they didnt conquer the romans

[1GiveSubs1]

people are saying over rated too much. its over rated stop saying it!

[tjdbeatles]

I'm sorry where you talking about call of duty. Yes that is overrated.

[tjdbeatles]

Skyrim is not overrated it may be the best Elder Scrolls game ever your an idiot.

[blaster00000]

you know a game is overrated when its referenced in EVERY VIDEO!

[TheThousandthSun]

I used to like guns, then I took a Jesus to the throat.

[LOKEYJOKE]

Damn!

[Jh5kRadio]

Gall of Duty

or simply

GOD

[movieboy6]

Halo: Bible Evolved

[TheRome111]

"and Jesus unloadeth a full clip into the roman"

[Spyrogirl95]

Seems legit.

[puppykicker117]

Its historically accurate

[ThisisSigma200]

"fuck wait a minute!"

[24ecko]

I used to like guns, but then I took a bullet to the knee.

[Fiction4128]

lets make like the Red Sea and split...

[asdcvbert]

Call of Jewty: Roman Ops

[Gangstabob716]

@asdcvbert

no "Call of Jesus: Roman Warfare 2 "is better

[Anemite]

im offensive and i found this christian

[punkrocker539]

what happened to black jesus?

[juggernuts1000]

FUCK YOU family guy you made me fail my history test!!!!

[KevinRCFree28]

No,I didn't know that...

[TheLonelyGamer24]

infact!

[bloodypaladin96]

The video stopped when Jesus and Moses started shooting so it looked like they had flamethrowers instead.

[MrFishy57]

This is comedy in its prime. I'm a christian and I think this is hilarious

[JaredKelso123]

@MrFishy57 Same here mate!

[Lecuser]

i love it how they have jesus just shootin down people, so damn funny

[hipont]

lol

[MrDistrugator]

Fact.

[madman2u]

Darkest of days, anyone? :b

[lastEvergreen]

Hell Yeah Jesus got a headshot off of that first roman!

[UnknownLimitX]

AK-47!?

ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ

W Y N USE BAZOOKA!?

[SuperGreenSmartie]

@UnknownLimitX I know! That's what I was gonna say! lol



[FreeLanCer0110]

GUNZ 'N' MOSES

[gtaanubismaster]

This is all wrong! Everybody knows it wasn't Jesus and Moses it was Jesus and Gandalf. And they didn't conquer the romans, it were the native americans. And that is how America was founded.

[Gangstabob716]

Call of Jesus: Roman Warfare 2

[NimbleTurtle13]

@Gangstabob716 Lol good one

[robby99764]

@Gangstabob716 Rarely have I seen a top comment that made me laugh like this.

[Gangstabob716]

@robby99764

why thank you sir i hope you find my arab video just as funny

[lionistclyde]

@Gangstabob716 If Jesus existed :)

[planetary109]

@Gangstabob716 Wow, sounds like a COD game actually worth playing!

[Punisher4bmw]

Imagine jesus and moses in a cod game it would totaly kick ass :D goddamit IW just make the game:D you want money no ? you dont actualy give a fuck about cod fans and the franchise so wtf might as well makes shooters of whatever :D

[Punisher4bmw]

Modern Jesus 3 feat. Cpt.Jesus Price and Sgt. Moses Soap =)) vs the angry romans in survival mode=))

[renburg33]

It all makes sense now!

[HockeyMetalRPG]

I'm a Christian/Gun owner and I found this HILARIOUS!!!!

[RGBRYN]

Catholicism <3

[worldsword8]

Call of Jesus :The Roman Ops

[theoochable]

im so glad that i am a roman catholic and not Christian

[Ljungman42]

@theoochable I hope that's a joke

[sajakram1]

why dont the christian turds ever tell us this about romans please tell us more facts

[CharmieKid]

Weird how Christians complain, yet it makes their religion look more badass...

[PrivateLJenkins]

I bet you could actually get a large number of Christians to believe this.

[IRISHDRUNK1243]

@PrivateLJenkins no.

[sserpent21]

When Family Guy was funny.

[TheSignsandSymbols]

i'm a christian and i find this offensive...

nah... just kidding i'm LMAO

[bleach4613]

and then Halo evolved into COD

[crusnikgal01]

Metal God Solid 3: Guns of the Hebrews

[patriotrower]

Wouldn't they have had to reload about 0:09 ?

[Shedralarsuckit73]

@patriotrower nah its jesus and moses they use HAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXX to get infintie ammo on their weapons

[NixxGrimBlood]

I just learned my history lesson of today. That randomly in points of time, the vision of humans turns black and white momentarily and has only a red false sign cross it.

[GreenGearMood]

When family guy was good.

[kinkarcana1293]

SEEMS LEGIT>

[LordTairan]

This is completely stupid and offensive...

Roman soldiers don't look like that.

[boerenkneul]

you learn so much with family guy

lol

[Evman95]

Called to Service: Christian Warfare 3

[Metalman9991000]

Of course they would use AK-47s since that's the only assault rifle available in the Middle East lol.

[BlAcKoPsFaN10100]

Gunses and Gunses are their real names

[TheMasterMindish]

Haha i remeber this episode.

[elporteroful]

Metal Gear Solid 5: Guns of the Prophets

[muzzaboi101]

True fact, that one

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

'...And Jesus did raise on high his AK-47, from whence he had flung forth many bullets, guided by the LORD's hand to smite his enemies, and he said unto the slaughtered hundreds as they bore the might of his good and righteous wrath, "SUCKETH ON IT BITCHES!!!" '

[Trayxxxx]

@PassTheMarmalade1957

Book of Hebrews

3:16

YA-HA!!!

[42Tigergirl]

@PassTheMarmalade1957 That's the best comment I have seen xDD

[biggiedickson]

Jew Oyster Cult

[MrJoshmeboy]

i am sure that you already know that this was american dad so i wont even bother....

[redefiningsk8ing]

this seems legit yeah fuck the 6th commandement !!!

[centurionl]

what if they shoot you with hundreds of arrows from about 200 feet?

[Dantinus]

@centurionl AC-130s.

[MegaJflanagan]

i wish the bible was more like this.....then i would probably read it

[TheModernCrusaderV]

@MegaJflanagan The Old Testament basically is like this.

[Punisher4bmw]

@MegaJflanagan yea me 2 i never read it altough im catholic but who gives a fuck its stil booring and a load of crap:D

[Dancingwithotters]

Pac Man...Jesus.

[ReachDeep1]

Just think....one person with an AK and plenty of ammo would have been a GOD in those times.

[BarneySaysHi]

@ReachDeep1 Shit, I need to build a time machine!

[Pshoeshus]

FALSE

[TheRomanBond007]

No wonder Trojans stuck to making condoms...

[GigaBahamut]

Halo: Bible Evolved

[iamdefinetelynotray]

@GigaBahamut hahaha its funny because Christians don't believe in evolution

[ringringrajaprime]

@iamdefinetelynotray I thought they didnt believe in gravity

[TheSnowmanCR]

@GigaBahamut Halo fails

[samonthelamb]

I live in Texas....We learned this in history class.

[concealedknight]

@samonthelamb what do you learn in biology class then?

[PhanyPackStudios]

OMG HONEY WHERES MY BIBLE!

[LCNFlexy]

Holyfield 4

[Left3deadProductions]

Battlefield 4:Messiah Escape

[ronaldinho2171]

Call of Jewty : Modern Messiah

[SS5NitroMonkey]

im a christian and its kinda border line humor...

way to exploit it seth ;)

[MasterChiefEzio]

I think that was indiana jones.

[tastymuffin1]

call of jewty