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  • So funny how people think this is so real and that he is serious. This is a complete joke and you all fell for it. You all think he is serious, it's a satirical video you morons

  • So gay

  • I started fapping at 0:13

  • You are some kind of batshit crazy ass christfag aren't you?

  • Masturbation is in fact masturbation, which is not to say that it isn't masturbation or that you shouldn't consider whether it is or isn't masturbation. Suffice it to say, considering whether or not masturbation is or is not masturbation will likely not change the fact that it is masturbation.

  • SHE'S FUCKING POSING FOR A PHOTOSHOOT, YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW SHE MASTURBATES

  • I don't think I understand. After a certain point in life most of us have to release (ejaculate). You have to release sperm from your body or it will do it for you after so long. That's why we have wet dreams. No you shouldn't masturbate like 3 times a day or just for fun, but I don't see anything wrong with once every few days. I myself am not sexually active, if I didn't do this on a regular basis, I'd be a VERY unpleasant person, and most ppl are like that I'm pretty sure.

  • Can I let my girlfriend tug my stick so she can get crippled instead?

    What if she sucks me off a lot? Will she get fuller lips and not need botox?

    Will taking turns masturbating with my left and right hands and feet make me look really muscley?

  • masterbating is healthy this is a crock of shit!

  • wackin off is like having sex well not exactly but you get the point

    so if you have sex you will go blind the fuck you smoking bro

  • I hate you for using Apnea in a negative way.

  • fuck this whole Happeh theory, who the FUCK is he anyways?? lol all these videos just remind me of this "christian-side-hug" bullshit, i bet they're the ones behind this theory :D

  • wow my fuckin ass, lol

  • do none of you understand that this is supposed to be funny? it seems like many of you are taking it seriously.

  • It is not supposed to be funny. I have conversed with the man personally and he is very serious about every and all things in his videos.

  • He says he's serious, but I swear he is just pulling our legs. Check out his website, listen to his voice, read his tags... he is just being funny :)

  • I have at least 20 emails back and forth with the guy. He is funny in his own way but the information is presented as fact.

  • Listen Ive known the guy, and I promise he is kidding, ok? Since youve emailed him, then you know how ridiculous his email address is. angrypenis? I mean, come on :) In the end he will only rip on you for being the last horse to cross the finish. Why would he do all this you ask? Because it stirrs up interest, people flock to his site, and when you get that many hits, youre able to make money with ads. Id like his plan to fail, however, because Im scared what he would do with real money.

  • Listen, if you knew the guy then you would know that mountains of information and books worth of blogging point to the fact that the guy is not joking.

    Why would he rip on me for being the last horse to cross the finish? I never said I was supporting or against ANY of his theories. I know he presents them as fact regardless of if I believe it or not...

    I don't email him at angrypenis. I have that address but I also have his personal email.

    I don't know what you are trying to prove here...

  • Im not trying to prove anything, Im trying to convince you... a difference worth noting, thought Im not trying to be technical.

    I know youre not supporting his theories, what I mean is that youre falling for his seriousness. The phrase about the horse is one he uses alot when describing gullible people. Im not calling you gullible, mind you, thats just what he thinks of most everyone.

  • Yeah I love vic, and thanks I appreciate you looking out for me falling for any tricks. I don't have any "masturbation damage" so I cant really say if this is true or not. It doesn't really apply to me. I just know how he had already helped me and people said the same kind of comments about that video too.

    It would seem that there are some truths to the videos is all I was saying. I don't take anything he says at face value.

  • check out his "scientists are stoopid" duckfoot pigeon toed video to see what I got from the guy. I have been told for 20 years that my pigeon toed walk was "genetic". I saw that video before I saw any of his masturbation videos. I emailed him and he explained in very plain terms what he was talking about. I now do not walk pigeontoed and do not have back problems because of it.

    If the guy is joking then why did he spend so much time helping me fix my feet?

  • He used to be really into yoga, and he did learn heaps about bone alignment. Some yoga instructors will tell you that 90% of hatha yoga IS bone alignment. Anyway, the guy isnt stupid by any means, and he can talk to you about the proper way to stand, walk, even lie down and get up while keeping your joints and muscles healthy even when you get old.

    Simply put, just because his whole happeh thinggy is a joke doesnt mean he's a prick... Im not suprised he helped you.

  • BTW ThirdEyeLight, thanks for favoriting the Victor Wooten - Amazing Grace Bass Solo. That was amazing!

  • f#$k urself

  • None of this guy's videos are worth watching. He is either deliberately messing with people or he's just plain retarded.

  • i read masturbation can make you feel LESS depressed, it cal lower your blood pressure, and stress relife

  • Kids if you are watching this believe me it is allllllll crap. Masturbation causes NO health problems. This is all BULL SHIT

  • Well, you can kinda tell by the satire and exaggeration in the video, especially with the crippled thing. Besides, studies on masturbation have shown that it is actually physically healthy for you...

  • yeah ffffffffff what ever is right!! i like masturbating!!! it makes my weiner feel good!!!

  • @fffffff3ff3 You know that this is all a joke, it's not meant to be serious. It's satirical humor acting like it's all serious you are an idiot for thinking it's him being serious.

  • oooooh, my somethign will be damaged lol

  • so if I play Guitar Hero on expert where you have to use tor right hand to strum A LOT and FAST does that mean i'm masturbating w/out touching my dick?

  • Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction.

  • I use the left hand, so i'm all good for masterbating all i want, hurray!! who's in?

  • Really? Last time i checked, Most doctors RECOMMEND you masturbate. As it helps flush your system and good for kidneys too!

    This video is an absolute joke! If you believe this crap, you are by far the most gullible person.

  • bwahahahahahahahaha, caugh caugh, ok, nvm bwahahahahaha, ok ok, jus, bwahahaha, ok ok sorry its just so funny.

    Do you have a medical license to be making such claims, against this mysterious part of our body that is linked to the other mysterious part? And a complete misunderstanding of newtons law?

  • ok  maybe you say the truth >>

    but tell me what do you do if you want sex or ( fuck)..?? like all human what do you do ?

    fuck some people or Masturbation ?

  • Masturbation only causes damages for those who dont masturbate:D

  • it does not damage the body like that thats , but masturbation it effect on human stamina

  • fkn wanker

  • Bullshit...ROFL....

  • If this bullshit would be true I would be in a wheelchair and I would be blind. The woman in the picture is obviously posing, its not that she actually walks like that.

  • what a load of shit !!! 99% people masturbate and 1% lie that they dont . go figure!!

  • masturbation doesnt damage the body.... SMOKING DAMAGES THE BODY

  • does it damges both men and women ?? or its just the men ?

  • it does not damage either of them

  • if u are serious about this,than you are a fuckin retard.If what you say it's right,than the entire popullation of the world is blinded or crippled.idiot

  • I didn't know I needed crutches.

  • happeh r u trying get famous, for making dumb videos?

  • i know the problem, my arm fell off and my eye is alsoe deform

  • this is the gayest video ever joke or not

  • LMAO I thought this guy was serious about how masterbation was bad ITS ALL A JOKE XD

  • It's true, i cant even touch little boys. I'm so crippled from excessive masturbation

  • hahaha

  • this is just a joke dammit

    lol

  • Looking at that women makes me want to masturbate.

  • it is entirely true this video correctly applies the simple laws of physics to descrivbe how muscles are damaged

  • you can't possibly be this stupid can you?

  • The law of physics is 100% correct ^^ I love all the videos!

  • its all not true right?

  • Thanks for the video. It's nice to know that there are still some rational people that can scientifically analyze taboo subjects so objectively. KUDOS!

  • you cannot get blind from masterbating. and when you "overwork" a side of the body, it doesn't get "damaged"... it gets "stronger" like when you work out at a gym. and its not even remotely scientific... "the things connecting to that something". Complete crap. dont believe it

  • yes i know this video is bullshit totally wrong

  • are u kidding me ??? que pendejos los que hicieron este video !!!

  • i do it 1-4 times a day. I guess im going to die soon.

    NO! THIS IS TOTAL BS, THIS GUY IS STUPID AND A BIBLE THUMPER! It doesnt hurt you at all. Its good.

  • i totaly agree its REALLY fun and hasent killed any1!

  • this is fucking true ,these are results of exess. of

    masturbation,like some jerks do it daily. well!NOT ONLY MASTURBATION EXCESS OF ANYTHING IS BAD!if you think this is bullshit then mastubate daily and see how much you can run or excercise!

  • hesahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!­!! what total bullshit!!! why are they talking about a crippled woman!! who the fuck is mking this fucked up videos!??

  • to that something,like a specialist will say something like that!!!total crap!!

  • The maker of this video must have a masturbation fetish.

  • Is this stupid F*** for real?

  • This guy talks like the one on clear eyes, lol. This is a joke it has to be.

  • Such a funny joke..

    Best regards and god masturbation to everyone

  • Wow. I guess this confirms the fact that the vast majority of people really are retarded. Seriously, who can't tell that the video is a joke?

  • These videos shold be removed, they De-Mote masturbation whihc is un-healthy. Recent studys in men show that a good sex life or ejaculating 5 times a week reduces the risk of prostate cancer.

  • so scientific saying things like if that "something" is damaged, if it was true medical science there would be a name for that something, he gave himself away at that point.

  • yes...aaand wath's that something??

  • OK great so if we masturbate with both hands, we can be even. Or even beter if u have unsimetrical body u can fix it with masturbation. And he said that overmasturbating is bad, well over everything is bad. Try eating 12 hamburgers at once. And ove not masturbating would be the same:D

  • you people are as retarded as this vid. if one side of your body is bigger than the other its a good chance that is the side of the bidy they are most dependent on. heres a good idea, take a man that is right handed and make him masterbate with his left hand, the right side in the end will still be bigger. as for every thing else, you have prob. and invest in some razer blades or a good e-string, from a piano.

  • lol this guy is totally brilliant! Who thinks of these things!?

  • Happeh theory has been debunked as bullshit and is not supported by a single doctor in this country. This is all bullshit. Masturbation is harmless and perfectly safe. Ask any doctor and they will support that, don't believe this bullshit

  • a joke , that's all !!

  • I'm a typist and heard few of these symptoms are the same you mentioned before, cause it contracts as well to type. But giving you the benefit of doubt, my recent x-rays showed the right side of my body is more developed than the left side, even have one leg longer than the other one. Maybe this has something with it.

  • it has absolutely NOTHING to do with masturbation!! it's just as dvhsnake says up there. It's completely normal to have one part of the body bigger than the other one, and it may be caused by a few completely NORMAL things, maybe excess of exercise in one part of the body which could make the muscles JUST A LITTLE bigger in one side of the body, and that would happen because that part of the body is probably the one on which you depend the most.

  • i agree with happeh.

    masturbation can cause - hair loss, dark eyes (kidney problem), joint pains, depression, anxiety . the list goes on ...

    resourse - w.w.w.h.e.r.b.a.l.l.o.v.e.c.o.­m.

  • For of those people who are too YOUNG to KNOW, THIS IS A JOKE< IT IS NOT TRUE.

    This man has been photograhped MOVING AROUND, not standing still. In fact, this is a scene from a PORNO MOVIE.

    MASTURBATION IS NATURAL< NORMAL SAFE AND HARMLESS AND EVERYONE DOES IT

    MASTURBATION IS OKAY AND IF YOU DON"T BELIEVE ME ASK A DOCTOR. MASTURBATION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION> GOD MADE US MASTURBATE<

    THIS VIDEO THAT TEACHES US SOMETHING IT IS TO LEARN TO MASTURBATE WITH BOTH HANDS

  • you're a fucking dumb mutha fucker die.

  • two words: bull shit

  • hahahahah so so so funny....I play my dick as i read it...ahahahh get a life you fuckin nerd....

  • This is the dumbest shit that I have ever seen and only someone with half a brain would buy into this, seriously.

  • Actually it requires a full brain to buy into this. People with only half a brain cannot understand it. They make comments like yours.

  • yeah a full brain

    also known as closed mindedness

    you know 99% of people masturbate

    so look at 99% of the people around you

    do they look deformed? probably not

    so there you are proved totally wrong

  • @happeh People with half a brain will only masturbate with the side of the body which that half a brain controls, thus causing an unevenness in the side of the body that is controlled by the brain.

    This is all due to excessive masturbation.

  • lol . 1 word

  • you must be out of your minds????masturbating will empty your brain???your bones get destorted???HELLLO GET A LIFE!! if it's so damaging half the worlds population would have been dead..this is so stupid

  • EXACTLY!!!

    Thank you...

  • Man whoever did this must of been a bible thumper.

  • so dont use your hand use a vibrator..problem solved!

  • nope

  • @happeh just nope? well that is reasonable...-.-

  • masturbation only hurts as much as regular mouse-damage, a slight sore in the root of the thumb... there's no physics or evidence in this?

  • no a few masturbation per a week doesnt hurt. but more than 10 times will cause porr blood circulation and it will empty the cells in the brain therefore ur right side of ur body wont grow or it will shrink coz of nerve and blood circulation.

  • wait, so this says we have to stop masturbating completely? Some ppl continue to do it and it is hard to stop. Can we do it once in a while or do we really have to stop doing it completely?

  • Masturbation is like exercise. If you do it once in awhile, it will only affect you a little bit. But if you go at it 3 or 4 times a day, you better get ready for glasses and a cane.

  • lol i dont want to look like a cyclops either :P

    it feels so good, but its risky at the same time -.-'

    ok, um i have another question if u dont mind (sry!) will it affect me if i do it once every night? Thats wat I do as of now... :/

  • Yes it is true. Tell me what you need. What kind of things do you need to see so you understand what is going on?

  • lol.

  • lolz no its all pulling toward her breast

  • How did you keep a straight face when you did this?

  • what a load of bulls**t

  • is this crap? or true? what the hell?

  • It´s fake, dude, don´t worry.

  • this just a effort to stop people having to much pleasure Masturbating abd made them even more sad

  • This is really only funny for about thirty seconds. After that, it's rather boring.

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