5 Held Hostage at Rural Virginia Post Office

[beanNronin]

Hey Rush and Glen, one of yours has been out and about ...

[praizjesus]

Sgt. Conroy : "An armed individual came into the post office..." We apologize for the error but he misquoted. He meant to say..."A token dumb, fat, diabetic, ex-jar head, white-trash, trailer park American redneck Palin voter wheeled himself into the post office mistaking it for his local Walmart." We apologize for any confusion from our report.

[xdassinx]

rofl.... too much AM radio makes you stupid.....er

[arequipa1]

no idea what you're rambling about

[arequipa1]

weirdo.

[arequipa1]

sure thing, you fucking idiot.

[arequipa1]

you're on drugs ...weirdo

[qualityrkc]

right wing terrorist?

[arequipa1]

just saying, you are placing the blame on the wrong party

[keytoothed]

Postal at the post office. Imagine that.

[aannkk]

so wtf happen?

[arequipa1]

too many goddamn psychotic idiots in this world who should frankly not exist. i know it's christmastime and that's not a very nice thing to say but c'mon really.

[momenabdulla]

I think those psychotics also have the "should not exist" mentality.

[arequipa1]

are you insane

[dctcool]

Ask for Pizza?

Why the hell didn't he hold up a pizza joint then?

[pidner]

Pizza?What no beer to wash it down?

[billeybop]

What is happening to Virginia? A retarded man gets pissed because they did not mail his letter to Santa in time? What's next?

[Perfectibilisti]

Guy pulled a reverse-postal on them. Since when do you go for pizza at the post office? Obviously, the suspect had prior intentions of victimizing this particular establishment.

[REPOTAG]

buy him a Dominos pizza- that'll kill him

[pidner]

@REPOTAG Make him wish he was dead when he wakes up at 2am with heartburn from hell.

[trojanspaghetti]

oh hell- someone give the fck a quarter so he can buy the stupid stamp already !!

[telepylus111]

this would make a funny joke to some of those terrorist car bombers dudes.

maybe they just need pizza too and they'll stop blowin' up stuff.

[momenabdulla]

So buying 5 pounds of plastic explosives is easier than buying a piece of Pizza?

[trojanspaghetti]

alright, now that is just funny

i dont care who you are- that is just funneh

[DougCantDance]

Give the man his pizza. I'm buying! Cheese, pepperoni, onion and double sedative, please.

[Jabackazoid41]

I dont think thats how you order pizza...

[Docthewrench]

inspiring

[narutonamizake]

hopefully their holiday will be badass as repirations for the shit that happened

[theoriginalmquan]

merry x-mas...

[DarthMink]

Did they say that he was asking for pizza? umm....

[CelticDragon0]

Yes they did