If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971) - (Clip 1)

[kentimusmaximus]

wow this is completely foolish and in no way represents communism but i would say it gives an acurate representation of how a boy would sacrifice himself for a foolish belief. he could have lived and came back later and done more good but instead decided to sacrifice himself for an imaginary character. But i am not a fan of communism either. i believe in a more balanced government. a capitalistic socialistic democratic republic sounds about perfect.

[moach]

Pure comic genius! And the music, where can I find those sultry tones? Five star performances all round.

[TommyJools]

@hank680 "Christianity is the bomb"? Are you one of those dudes that loves god AND is down with the kids? Eeeeheeeeheeee!!

[Hank680]

Christianity is the bomb.There is nothing wrong being christian.Why don't u try it sometime u might like it.Instead of being a hater of God.

[Demendred1605]

Christianity is stupid, communism is good, give up, give up!

[NihilistSlacker]

@Demendred1605 I beg to differ. I propose that both are equally stupid but communism has caused more damage in the long run though both have done a great deal of good too (communists were responsible, arguable moreso than the U.S, for ending Hitler's reign).

[Demendred1605]

@NihilistSlacker

watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo

[moach]

@NihilistSlaker I question your assertion that communism has caused more damage than christianity. Even when discounting individual instances of harm, like angst some feel at the thought of being watched and judged every moment by a stearn and jealous god, or by all those who have been convinced they are going to hell for natural things like masturbation or being gay, I would still think that nearly two millenium more time to harm would put Chritianity ahead.

[jahoos0]

It appears the Russians have hillbillies too. "Wha you Stooopid lil foo!"

[EnigmaticPhysicist]

глупые американские верующие!

[mechanixis]

And that's what it sounds like when you tell a man who has never seen a foreigner to impersonate a Russian.

[IowaSkyWatch]

I remember hearing Brother Estus Perkle preach at Camp Achor in Ypsilanti, Michigan back in 1981. He preached a message about the catapillar and the butterfly. My pastor's wife got saved that night. I remember a time when people feared God and listened to Bible preaching. I remember a day in October 1982 when Jesus saved me. 

[Beastkingzetta]

that kid would go with the flow & stomp on that picture.

[WillMoyer150]

What the hell kind of accent does that guy have?

[TheRaggamuffinStylee]

With that death the world's IQ went up a notch

[ozzyscruggs1]

This is better than a Mike Kuchar "art" film. It's like what John Waters would produce if he was a dominionist christian.

[trilobright]

That actor's attempt at an accent is so terrible that I can't tell if he's trying to be Russian, Cuban, or God knows what else...

[neil73]

He should have stepped on it, right christians? "Thou shalt not bow down to any graven image" eh? Seems he forgot that little piece of theological trivia!

[LuminousTruth]

I like how the Communist Vampire wants to force the poor orphan to step on an a christian idol...but his hand didn't burn when he touched it LMAO. It's also Ironic that the kid wants his parents back from Admiral Vlademir instead, when God could do the job so much easier. kid might as well have said "allah akbar!" and exploded on the Vampire. He would have actually accomplished something other then managing not to move his foot 5 inches. I thought assisted suicide was a sin. Overall funny.

[RedAnarchist161]

Ahahaha the head. XD

[mauroprovatos]

this movie made me an anti-communist.

showed me the light

[phatmatt885]

wow this is the dumbest shit ever

[bigbrojack]

Let's give a big hand for comrade Mel Tillis!

[jahoos0]

Why yoo stoopid lil' fooo!

[Digeridude]

"Rrreeoo!"

[indreamweaver]

There is not one brown person in this entire movie.

[AntidoteY]

encourage your kids to be willing to get themselves killed for a belief system even more ridiculous than stalinism!

[666slink]

Funny for all the wrong reasons.

[narodniq]

Head launching! Yee-haw!

[Hank680]

My Mom saw this movie when she was a child back in the 1970's. She has told me about it for years. She said if you see the whole movie, you will see things that the Bible predicts will happen at the end of time.

[NihilistSlacker]

@Hank680 So your mother believes that redneck soviet-nazis will take over the world and jaguar voiced women will walk the earth screeching at people with disapproval?

[Acage69]

It's not even a pix of Jeebus. It's a pix of a white European the catholic church used as their poster boy for jeebus in the Americas. And he wasn't called jeebus either his name was Yashua.

[Acage69]

Xians make shitty propaganda to draw attention to themselves, especially catwicks who think all atheist and secularist are out to get themselves lol.

[unserdeutschland]

The CPS

[vihannes3]

Zomg this will happen if everyone turns into atheist! And this is totally not propaganda!

[patrick9648]

i think they must have been from South Russia. I saw this in church in the 70's. Freaked me out. Its funny to watch now for the bad production and stiff acting.

[DefectiveCactusBox]

Haha, what

[katrus]

WHY YOU STUPID LITTLE FOO!

[rsrs17]

so wait - so they're saying you should not step on jesus's picture to save your life, but if you're an actor and the director asks you to step on jesus's picture for a movie...

[TheRealLinkShady]

Hahahahahha, Jesus killed that kid

[Nktalloth]

1:39

"EEEEEAAAARO"

Most coherent and sensible line in the clip.

[historrober]

Jajajajajjajaj, Comunistas que decapitan niños norteamericanos que entregan su vida a jesus. ¡¡¡Buenísimo!!!!

[donnalethal]

I love his southern-cuban accent.

[zee339]

this is a true story!!! don't wait!!! order salvation today!!! half off if you bring a friend!!!

[knowfuture22172]

You'd think Jesus and God would be cool with the kid stepping on the graven image (uh, Second Commandment anyone?) if it kept him from getting his head chopped off.

[angelfox123456]

Estus Pirkle....yet another long line of false prophets. Not to mention a complete lunatic.

[verlaines]

The little boy sounds like Kenneth the Page.

[TheHollowFootman]

LOL "Why you stupid little foo!"

[GREGORYABUTLER]

Sideburns commisar guy needs to get better sideburns AND learn how to speak with a russian accent!

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@GREGORYABUTLER I think they're supossedly Cuban, because of part 2 where the guy says about Fidel Castro

[Davemanz]

@xRHYDDERCHx "Ve do not vant to kill you, but ve vill" is definitely an attempt at a Russian accent. It's not a good Russian accent, but it's closer to that than it is to a Cuban one.

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@Davemanz I thought they were Russian, until they spoke about Fidel. Maybe they wanted to make a mix between every communist, to put everyone "in the same bag" and generalize the propaganda

[Davemanz]

@GREGORYABUTLER As far as I can tell he alternates between American, pseudo-Russian, and Cajun accents.

[ThoughtTraveler]

Did you know that Estus W. Pirkle lived untill 2005? That guy hung on.....

[cosmicskydaddy]

Kid,there is no reason to die for Jeeeezuz! just STFU and live!, live!, live!!!!!

[ThoughtTraveler]

"Why yo stooopid little foooooo"

LOL!

[BrownDavidson]

This reminds me of "A Thief in the Night" Film from 1972. Thanks for uploading. Very interesting.

[OuroborosChoked]

I love that kid.

"Where mah momma an' mah daddie?"

[BrownDavidson]

Yeah its classic isnt it?

[lizzardis]

Lol, stoopid f00l!

[xxxflawxxx]

leave it to religion to split people apart !

[butheadVSbevus]

HAHAH Ormand so funny!

[Saladin01]

I love how the guy just... y'know... HAS a picture of Jesus so he can tell random passerby's to stomp on it.

[wolverinefan1986]

Now, was that a Southern accent or a Russian accent? He seemed to switch back and forth from one line to the next. Maybe it was a southern Russian accent.

[Sergionewyork]

hahaha funny how the u.s sees their enemies. hahahaha

[zee339]

i always enjoy the jesus pictures of these churches. why are they always white with straight hair and european? the best was a red headed jesus i saw once. the real jesus pic will have a huge scnozz, curly hair, and sound like jackie mason.

[odinvonzero]

I remember hearing of an incident like this in a sermon years ago, supposedly took place in East Europe or USSR. Now I gotta wonder if it was a real life murder, urban legend, or if the preacher just saw this movie.

[zee339]

preachers regularly parade fiction as fact in order to push their message, as if lying is good if it brings you to church. Thus, the seeds of lies get planted and eventually strangle and distort the truth in a jungle of disinformation and silly movies.

[FORDCOUNTRY7885]

I think it was something like "Jesus, I know you died for me, so now I have to die because I can't act worth a shit"

[Cyclonus21]

Oh shit! His head got cut off!

[urbanpoet06]

what the hell did I type in to get this??!!!

[MoiDeCoentro]

my grandma used to listen on radio that commies eat babies

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

Only the Chinese communists do

[zee339]

lol

[Mastermind109]

whats the point of all this it kinda scares me... should it?

[Vmiroshnikov]

why does that "footman" keep changing his aceent from american to irish to irish-american to southern-american to american pretending to be russian, and then back to southern american?

[PerfektBlue]

To be more multicultural

LOL XD

[queenoftatters]

@Vmiroshnikov Ohh yeah that could be Irish. I heard Quebecois and Texan, with random vaguely Russian-ish on "but ve vill" and a sort of Italian cadence on "take care of your every need."

[TEMPmichaelhansen]

Christianity is stupid! Communism is good! Give up

[snuffydoug]

Both are absolutely horrible.

[RobotTickleFight]

snuffydoug, you obviously need to listen to more Negativland

[jeugdeuroparevolutie]

Damn I didn`t know it was one youtube already. I just put it up as well

[redwallace]

LMAO!

[LikwidSchitz]

Check out the Commissars Cowboy Sideburns!

[rokk51]

You stupid bastards. The chains of communism are being forged around your very throats and yet you don't see it. They don't wear hammers and sickles but they are taking your freedoms away just as surely. Torture is hidden for now, just for the loudest dissidents but it's happening. Keep smoking your weed you worthless hippies.

[stalinistaussie]

idiot. stop living in the cold war

[RobotTickleFight]

looooooooooool

[Vmiroshnikov]

the chains that are around us, are not of communism or socialism.

they are in fact the chains of capitalism.

you accuse us of "smoking (our) weed" but the ones that hooked us on drugs are the greedy and corrupt capitalists and politicians, who seek to only control us and farm us off our wealth.

don't take what is clearly in front of you, and blame it on a dead idea that tried to save people from that.

[NihilistSlacker]

@rokk51 You're the only one that seems to be smoking anything, conspiritard.

[garthennis]

One thing I always felt worked in communism's favor was that the absolutely ridiculous lengths the U.S. went through to demonize it over the years made it almost impossible to be seen as a serious threat. This clip could not possibly be a more perfect example.

[johan28]

OMG. I couldn't stop laughing. Is this seriously for real? Want to see something even more disturbing? Learn about John Hagee!

[ComradeRed2020]

but it is wrong it shouldn't be:

"you belong to the state"

BUT

"state belongs to you"

(In soviet russia "the other way round" is "everything")

[ergogrrl]

It's the scream at the end that really does it.

[oxsteam]

Well, I guess Jesus really didn't have that kids back.

[mrmody]

which would be worst, a communist state or a Xtian fundie state?

[chaioskity]

Xtian fundie, hands down, way more likely to turn people into barbe-q

[7CATALYST25]

fundie by far, theses aren't even representative of communist ideals anyways, communism in the 20th century was really just fascism with a hammer and sickle slapped on the packaging.

[Darkit2099]

I mean go to google

[Khomradeigor]

Thats the most non-russian accent in the history of the known universe.

[amek3333]

kind of cajun & german.

[MoralBankruptcy]

When Maytag Repairmen rule America!

[juggalotus82]

Awesome!!! HAHAHA!! Southern Ruskies!!!

[hurgle]

Christians probably jerk off to shit like this.

'Oh God, oppress me! OPPRESS ME! nrgghghgh'

[Vmiroshnikov]

i wouldn't go there.

mocking those that mock you, just labels you as a hypocrite

[larodem]

No more candy for you, little boy!

[jogiff]

I love the Communist's accent.

What the hell is it?

[Vmiroshnikov]

i think its iether

Irish-American

southern-American

or

blue-collar pretending to be eastern Russian

[knowfuture22172]

Why won't it load?

[moistpup]

I love stupid southerners trying to do Russian accents. Could anything be more awesome!

I wish there was more of this film, I'd love to see the whole thing in it's entirety.

[Darkit2099]

Dude, go to goodle, click on video, and search for it. You can watch the whole movie

[em23]

he will join us or die....my master!

[MrSExperience]

hey neat Kingfisher/Comrade accent you got there mister