Mock The Week - Bad Things For A Teacher To Say

[haydon131]

im suspicious how does russel laugh at 1:03 when he isnt realy laugh

[tacticmanify]

Just.One.More.Video

[Hellcatpiledriver]

I love it when they scrath themselves at 1:40

[D3LTA1999]

lol video froze at 1.28

[ironmaidenrlz1]

most of frankies jokes were about bj's

[AcruxSolus]

@ironmaidenrlz1 Or HIV.

[melinafrance]

Frankie is my hero!

[imcalledoscar]

aids.

[WeMuckAround]

Any vid with russell howardnin it

[TheGator2000]

tommy,how long is yor penis?

[tvfanatic67]

The amount of paedophile teacher was either astounding or outstanding I'm not sure which... ;)

[tvfanatic67]

@tvfanatic67 *jokes

[MixedBag27]

Frankie's on great form here.

[jalowitz]

Frankie Boyle's AIDS/HIV jokes were just laziness. (There, that should stir up some rabid commentary)

[pepperminttea42]

@jalowitz Agreed. Sometimes his extremeness just seems to be an attempt to make up for a lack of creativity.

[drumgroovy]

@jalowitz But the connection is amazing... you just don't see it coming.

[naruto199797]

i love mock the week

[ohanley666]

i would of said "Welcome to gardening class with me your new teacher Rose West1, too soon too soon"

[snazzymason303]

hahahahaha!! i looooool at the last joke! XD

[MissTabby101]

damnn i love this show <3

[ChristianCageCarisma]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!!!! LOL 

[Themingemoblie]

Frankie Boyle kills me every time!:L

[demakeupverslaafde]

if hugh dennis would tell me that i had nice hooters, my life would be complete

[Jakkzxx]

theres only one A on ur school report card thomson, its from the school nurse and it stands for aids lmfaooooooo

[KillJoy1108]

Now I always have to read the top comments after the video, 'cause I'm worried they're just gunna ruin it. :|

[TheVVqueen]

Why is all the jokes about paedophiles and sex and stuff...?

[DCRaider2011]

@TheVVqueen Because teachers are around children 5 days a week?

[TheGoodLeftUndone93]

P.E teachers are all paedophiles

[iwillsubmitnorthing]

@TheGoodLeftUndone93 no all music teachers are pedos

[VHZProZombie]

@iwillsubmitnorthing I wish they were because we got a really fit one!

[FalconsPOWN2]

@TheGoodLeftUndone93 does it count if this certain teacher taught IT last year, yes, it.

[ramboacdc]

i dunno whats more annoying. people who get top comment for saying something from the video we just watched or people who get it for trying to be cool and saying *insert line from the video we just watched*

[MrKurokirin]

I miss playing heads down thumbs up xDDD

[ellenmelon771]

...Begins on the sound of my zipper, lol. ;P xXx

[zukitchi4]

0:45 ahahaha oh my

[1Know1tHurts]

Damn, that laughter behind the scenes is fucking annoying. I can barely watch for a minute.

[TheMickmack100]

Frankie owns that show, When he left it was ruined.

[pistoff33]

Little guy on the far right didn't do any jokes!

[risier1]

Russel Howard is too polite.

[felynecomrade]

"It's your own time your wasting, not mine-I've pissed my life away already." So true...

[jimmyvon789]

It turns out you're not dyslexic you're just really really stupid XD

[MINECRAFTMAN433]

"are you chewing boy? this is the worst blowjob ive had all day

[seafc1]

who else noticed that frankie came up like 20 times

[missmoney369]

@seafc1 um... it was six

[seafc1]

@missmoney369 fuck you

[missmoney369]

@seafc1 fuck YOU little uptight bastard

[POKEMONoverJB]

@missmoney369 THAT'S a bad thing for a teacher 2 say!

[mymoset]

How can Frankie Boyle say all that with a straight face?

[fetewei83]

are u chewing boy??.....

[ConnVolpe]

I miss Frankie's STD/STI jokes...

[fishiepie13]

I wanna go to a school run by Frankie Boyle, Andy parson and Russell Howard ;') i would be beast!!

[DanDelAwesome]

Apparently most of them went to a catholic school

[ellenmelon771]

I don't know the answer Watkins, I just do this job for the holidays.

lol <3 Russell Howard xXx

[XHufflepuffPrincessX]

-Teacher-Hello, I'm Mr.Glitter

*squeal from the backqround*

-CrazedTwilightFan-OMFG!! ARE YOU A CULLEN?! WHICH ONE ARE YOU? CARLISLE? OO I BET YOU'RE EDWARD!! SQUEE

-Me-=.=

-Teacher-o.o

[Elzebub666]

anyone else notice the name of the bloke who uploaded this?

[courtney101cheese]

@Elzebub666 Ohh right Thompson LoL! xD

[jamesthompson5150]

@Elzebub666 haha, every A counts :P

[MsAbixxx]

I have been at this school for over 40 years, I have buggered your fathers and I will bugger you! XD

[kitaarmes]

Hello... I'm Mr Glitter.... LAWL :)

[1994liverpoolrule]

I want this mock the week back now

[DDPFandubs]

Insert quote from video here.

[MrEvilStevo]

i think my teacher was playing this game :|

[DuhItsPatrick]

they just cant keep up with franky XD

[Firthy676]

I have been at this school for over 40 years, I've buggered your father's and I'll bugger you!

[pedinoway2]

give frankie a raise and bring him back

[LokkerG]

@pedinoway2 I heard he left because the BBC wanted him to tone down the dark humor...

[Tw1St3DSt33L]

@LokkerG makes alot of sense...

[marcusmelaney]

@LokkerG no he actually left due to medical conditions, hence why you don't see him on tele anymore

[sadas25]

@marcusmelaney No he didn't, he left mock the week due to his best/darkest jokes being edited out, he then went to channel 4 were his show was axed due to all the complaints to ofcom.

He is returning soon to channel 4 with a new chat show which is due to be commissioned.

I was so perplexed with your response that i decided to google and not one page/article/news story came up about him being ill or leaving due to health reasons.

[TheKev6969]

@marcusmelaney You sir are a fucking idiot. He left because they were trying to stop him from saying anything that 'steps over the line'. The tour that he did/is doing this year is also his last stand up tour because he wants to get out of comedy..

Where the fuck is your fact's? "Oh he's sick" No.. Just no..

[TheKev6969]

@LokkerG You sir are completely correct

[Oohlaful]

hhahaha they so funny

[Arsenalgotgame]

There's only one A on your report card and that's from the nurse and it stands for Aids lmfao

[g0801215]

and Frankie Doyle used to be a primary school teacher



[iKryptix]

*insert line from the video you just watched*

[Glitzarr]

It makes me laugh because I can imagine most of my teachers saying half of these things. XD

[thekidwithahat1]

good essay

nice hooters

LOL

[HyperActiveSkittles]

ewwww we used to play heads down thumbs up

[f1ryan1]

1 person is not dyslexic they're just really really stupid

[f1ryan1]

It turns out your not dislexic your just really really stupid

[MrHowToDoIt]

@f1ryan1

Oh man, the fact you misspelled dyslexic, and then spelt it correctly in the next sentence is one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube.

[YAYITsME987]

@carl478 Even before watching the video i knew that it would be Frankie Boyle who would say that

[TrollReborn]

When every other joke is a pedo joke its not funny.

[Jaxai]

If you dont understand frankies first line, there was a school bus crash that month, when they were on a school trip :L crude but funny he has the balls everyman should have, scottish pride >:D

[IceMetalPunk]

OK, I never want to play heads down, thumbs up with him!

-IMP ;) :)

[Altmetalpunk]

sadly i've heard teachers say some of these things...

[ChillBuddha]

Frankie Boyle was on fire, each joke was priceless

[dim432]

Hello boys im a sexy School teacher named Mrs FARTING CAKLE. and ill fart you off.

Student: ding eww!

[MrWazupdude]

@dim432  what the fuck was THAT? YOU RETARD

[krippp]

@MrWickedjay

Thank you. Why?

Because you made me realize why some people knowingly use weird spelling or grammar, even at the cost of being annoyingly unclear:

They're insecure about their lack of learning!

"nurce"? That's the proof. You try hiding such mistakes, by intentionally not using even one capital letter or punctuation mark. Then people will stay quiet, as your writing seems stylized. But it's not, you're avoiding embarrassment!

Yet then you'll never learn, staying unclear.

[qrabra]

@MrWickedjay wow terrible spelling and grammar you mother fucker.

[MrWickedjay]

FIGHT!! FIGHT!! FIGHT!! HA HA HA