Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty - [Episode 52]

[TheAbbieEdwards]

wow you look like jesuslol

[blahblahscene]

Is it weird that me and my xbox both went into the bathroom and we came out with little gears of war games c:

[MissKillmeKissme]

or dare i say SHIT.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[outinthedark93]

sweet teaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lanieareeah22]

We're all going to hell.

xD YAY!

[XbrutalbabybrutalX]

COME TO OHIO <33

[BUDZMONEY]

FUCKING RETARDED

[brookiemac123]

1:21:)



[Cerbaal]

The saying goes; you are what you eat...

...so when did you eat a sexy beast?

[Hyotyorow]

Can we rub butts and make buttpuppies...>_>

[sic99308]

did you break up with Jill ????

[SuperMegaMustang]

Ask Swifty: What would you do if you saw a lion eating a gorilla eating a person eating a turtle eating a bug eating a lamp?

[Orestiss7]

if you press 2 then 6 he'll say "the ones getting effed i accidentally ran over with my car" XDD

[123Chainboy]

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[ZombieFR3AK91]

@123Chainboy hahahah lmao sorry i had to do it xD

[Shaogoth93]

gosciul

[SuperJon34]

hey swifty wat would happen if a giant penis fell from the sky and fell on ur car wat would u do

[TheHugs2]

can you say Idaho slow?

[slurpfanta]

get a visa swifty

[nativewolf90]

Mr. Annotation told me.

[KittySaysSmile]

ELLIAN XD

[MeghanMakeup13]

lololololol press 9 repeatedly 

[ImAEpicDinosaur]

If you could rape a bunny or a chicken which one would it be?

[jackisgangs]

my question is in the inbox on youtube it is kinda inportint

[SheSaysImCrazy]

if you were going to kill someone where would you do it and how?

[neurotic666]

Work on getting to the UK! You would love it and you can use my spare room! xP

[toriborip]

You are my new 2nd favorite person!!!! Because you used a doctor who analogy!

The 1st is the doctor

[dickvanndyke14]

is it the Sahara desert in here or do i c a camel toe?!?!

[iloveujace]

Why don't you just shut the F up?!

Matt "Why don't you just F my shutup?!"

Lmao xD

[ekokuy]

Mc Penis made my day xD love you Swifty <3

[likeaboss5000]

i flagged this video for sexual content

[likeaboss5000]

das sif pooo

[likeaboss5000]

piggy want pig fat

[barontomb143]

Hey swifty, if the world was going to end due to a zombie apocalypse, who would you save? And what would you do if your best friend was infected?

[MMMmaire78]

that religion shit is so fucking true!!!

[TDGROCKS]

You have gorgeous eyes :) and when your not acting weird your really intelligent I would love to have a real conversation with you :) oh and I'm 23 too!

[fuzzyboots38]

4:19 to 5:17 killed me xD MY QUESTION TO YOU. Did you get more compliments with black emo hair or with your Jesus hair now?? :3

[BreakingThrough762]

When you said radioactive poopy I thought, "JOE DIRT" your voice kinda sounds like his! Respect for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy ;]

[mandaxlouu]

Ok, I have something that I need to get off of my chest. I'm religious. I've grown up with religion in my life and surroundings, I completely understand what you mean when you say that all religious people judge other people who aren't religious. I refuse to fall into that category. I know most people that you come into contact to who are religious are extremely judgmental. I'm even judged by people in my church. It's unfair that one is stereotyped a judgmental because of someone else's actions.

[h2ofanx10]

I love how you talk about yourself in the third person.... :P

[Francy1991h]

=))))))

[drummerinthemaking1]

Hey swifty would you let a man suck your penis for two million dollars? XD PLEASE answer this one! Its from your first vid!!! also to ba a creeper... you should show your eyes more... there extremly sexy! ;)

[DancePartyChic]

Swifty, why don't you ever use any of my questions?

[Trippin2Kippen]

Like if your here becuse of MATTG

[cowsinspacex]

Hey Swifty, will you marry me?

[xkevharmanx]

Hey Swifty,do you listen to blood on the dancefloor if no listen to them cuz there realy good and in the next ask swifty put in you listening to them search this song Star Power! and if you dont like typing for short you could put botdf a blood on the dancefloor OkAy ToOdLeS!!!!!

[99Squizzy99]

hey, whats ur favorite bands?

[Battoken]

So Swifty.... Potatoes? or Cupcakes? :D

[ShoobieDooDooToo]

where do YOU like to poop out of?(;

[Averie1999]

When you eat an Oreo, do you eat it all in one bite, or do you slowly slowly lick the cream out like a... well, heh, you know what I mean, xD

[Averie1999]

How did you even think of your YouTube name?? It's so strange... It's like...

[JadeBeirsack]

Hey Swifty! If Shane Dawson was a chick would you fuck him?

[MsJelly6191]

@JadeBeirsack her you mean

[JadeBeirsack]

@MsJelly6191 well yeah he would be a her v.v

[MsJelly6191]

@JadeBeirsack nevermind then

[HaileyHeroineTM]

My question:

When you shave next, are you going to go to a barber shop, or do it yourself with a women's razor? :o

[kokokiygj01]

Do u think myspace is old?

[cheymarie1]

Wait, you smoke pot?

[therealthornylocket]

Why does my brother shove sticks in his butthole?

[busterbaby101]

@swiftkaratechop It's okay, just tell him to use that shit that Patrick and Spongebob used. It stains clothes though.

[ToxicMarshmallowss]

gajdgh rhgkjasdhkgjh a.... Hi c:

[b3amof3n3rgy]

Have you ever wrote poetry about penises?

[15loveisforever]

I just have to say I haven't watched your videos in awhile and now that i am again, I feel like I'm hanging out with an old friend <3 its an amazing feeling, thank you for that Matt.

[lisafallenangel1]

Do you play Dragons Nest? if not would you start?

[crazyroom64]

why do i dream of clowns taking my friends organs?? True story :(

[shanedloverable]

Your too cute to die alone :3 I don't think you'll be by yourself forever and your a really funny guy so don't give up yet! My question is...why do you think people are always so ready to believe something bad rather than something good?

[RememberedxOblivion]

Dear Swifty, how much do I have to pay to get a bottle of your sperm? :D You don't have to pay child support.

[devlinblue97]

what would u do if u had a bomb on your penis

[imairborne123]

Q: why do you smoke?

Q:how often?

Q:wanna sell me some :D

Q: what ever happened to Jill?!?

Q: why does my pp get bigger when I watch ask swifty???

[VictoriaDarko8]

hi swiftstuff! my Q is: when are you thinking of settling down?! with an animal or whatev you're into! or a girl!?? cmon! ur kinda at your prime! Love ya bro!! ur awesome!!

[ThisIsShayse]

Swifty, what do the girls that you have dated think when they watch your videos? If they even know about them.. c;

[AranzaBoo]

IIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOVE MATTHEW BRIAN BROWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aka swiffffftyyyyy. POWER TO THE SWIFFFTYYYYY!!!!!!

[cowsinspacex]

Will you marry me?

[ChloeScottRoxyoursox]

I like how he's talking to the camera, and when he has a side comment, he responds to his own comment. Hahahah, I also like the fact that you speak the truth while your funny at the same time. <3 Swifty d:

[yezem1]

xbox360 or PS3



[Kurstin1003]

Hey Swifty, Would you eat a doughnut off a gay guys penis?

[katyjans95]

That is a really really big cup.

[2ninja4u]

your cup is HUGE!

[Paleheart36]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[333emafryer]

If there vas a randomized other swiftkaratechop made up of all our thoughts of you kinda like an imaginary friend but real,vould you mind if he took you're place?

[crazygirl801003]

you wont die alone cuz u got all ur youtube fans and stalkers :D

[poetrylover1993]

whats the wierdest thing you have ever done

[yoh97]

How are your onions?

[thisFACTORYofYOUTH]

don't mind all those 'we want swifty from [insert year here] back' people. your ask swiftys keep getting better and better :D

[JelloLife]

haha the end of this was fucking funny

[Didzilla]

Dear Ass Swifty, what happened to Chance XPLSOOSSIIOOOOOON?

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

Now this is a haircut! Wait to go! :D

[TrafficConeViolator]

My gf thinks youre sexier than me, what do I do?

[iphoneftwpwnwtfbbq]

if werewolves truly exist, why haven't they launched their secret plan yet to play Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 all at the same time with mics and webcams while applying mayonnaise to their burgers?

[iphoneftwpwnwtfbbq]

If the laws of physics are true, then why don't chickens jack off?

[StarCrossedFates]

SWIFTY! BIRTHDAY WISH

Would you wish me a happy birthday? I turn 18 on the 20th and it would make my day.

Please and thank you ^_^

[StarCrossedFates]

omg Doctor Who shout out!!!!!!!!!!

[Superbounce3]

This..was..so..unfunny D:

[sofiabvb1]

Swifty! If you got raped by a unicorn would you have unicorn babies or a human baby!?

[KenerdG13]

SWIFTY!!! Whens the last time you did your hair? :P

[Overfall1]

@KenerdG13 when's the last time you actually cared about him and not his hair? :P

[KenerdG13]

@Overfall1 all the freakin time :D

[sk1238tergirl]

If u could date any celeb who would it b??

[angle97043]

I showed my mom one of your Ask Swifty :D n she just looked at me with the WTF face ;D then i told her this is one of my idol :3 So then she just looked at me and walked away lol <3 but w.e i LOVE u Swifty / Redneck ;D

[xxxWolFangxxx]

this isnt quite as funny but it still makes me smile :)

[yugimasta324]

not bad



[Anastassia1997]

Are your eyes made of the melted crystal sea from the heavens? :3

[Anastassia1997]

The only reason you don't have a girlfriend is because youre too intimidating... Even being the crazy weird person I am,if I were in a room with you,I'd feel as boring as a gray suit. Keep it up though (:

[hd92122]

3:57 So purdy :o

[divadthab]

If you were given a dick in a box how would you return it?

[MissCloughiee]

What would you do if you woke up with a toener (toe boner) ??

[NeverShoutLaurel]

If you were swimming in the ocean and a purple narwhal asked to have buttsex, using his cotton candy rainbow horn, what would you do?! ;D

[MrEdJepson]

If you were in a room full of vaginas but had no arms, what would you do?

[FallAutumnFall]

how do you feel about a person getting married at 15?



[megamooneyfry]

If you were shrunk to a size of a pencil and put in a blender, how would you get out?

[Ballsfull405]

Big old weeners :D (NOT GAY) xD

[BAMSHOTTT]

Marry, kill, shag ; Paris Hilton , Rebecca black, susan boil.......GOOOO!!!

[tealynnsmith]

If you were naked in a bed between the hottest girl and the gayest guy, who would u turn ur back to????

[tigerloves3]

Swifty ur awesome ~dances around life a freak and knocks down a lamp~ ooooppps I'm in trouuuubbbllleee IT WAS SWIFTY'S FAULT hehe :}

[rajadela]

if you could have any animal part e.g. tail, paw ...as part of your body what would it be?

[chaoslord108]

if you had two heads, would you make out with yourself?

[MillionsOfPretzels]

He is a third of the way to 69!

[ElaZappYou95]

Your eyes.. are so beautiful :3 where did you get them from, your mum or dad?

[PammieVolturi]

Would you rather be a zombie, vampire, werewolf or alien? Or a zampire werellien? And rule the world while you battle giant mutant spiders that specialize in sweet tea attacks :3

[Didzilla]

Dear Ass Swifty: Would you ever team up with Godzilla?

[Tyz3000]

Why are you so badass?

[Mysquirrelnuts]

If u could cum one different color at a time, but yet switch it up everyonce in a while. Would u? And y?

[Tyz3000]

Is poop really the new penis?

[isaveu]

Iron your sheet

[angelofdarkne666]

Swifty, whats your most favorite computer game? :)

[justa99bitch]

WOW, WTF happend to "Bitches be trippin' cuz their vaginas ain't rippin"!?!?!?!?!

[luvtoswim100]

Swifty,

If you had a unicorn, what would u name it?

[X0RandomFilms0X]

[penis?]

[TheChaosWrath]

MATT!

Can you do another video with Shane Dawson? Your sexyness rubs off on him and makes him look attractive!

[mustacheochick98]

If u could do anything wat would it be

[the96twilightfanatic]

if you woke up as a girl would you screw a guy or a girl???

[the96twilightfanatic]

everyone is judgemental not just religous people :P

[Plasticmoonmonky]

We battled a spider in our house. Brown recluse. With Windex. Also, with hairspray flame thrower. I did not feel bad. Still don't. Fwoosh. But its sweet that you don't like to kill bugs. :3

[LolliP0Pz70]

DO YOU LIKE POOP SIZED PENIS's or PENIS SIZED POOPS?

[katiemarielovesyou]

Swifty! Swifty! Would you ever rub your body in vasoline and pretend you're a slug!?!?!... o.o

[junoneedsbleeker]

dear swifty (THATS YOU!), what is your necklace? it looks like a vial of some sorts [:

[Ashleylily1]

Not to be mean, but you're so white a couple times I though you were shirtless... oops.

[bestdangdancer]

Hey askswifty do YOU have any bizarre questions WE could answer? :3 ^_^

[ACDC51997]

If your dick could be any color, what color could if be?

[XxXsikemochickXxX]

I like to watch your pupils dilate when you talk.

Just saying.

Totally not creepy.

...nope, not at all.

[makehistory10]

You sure do brighten up my days. haha Thanks Swifty. =D

[PheonixBandi]

What would you do if you had a unicorn,candy corn,a cd, and some rope?

[ericdanegates]

every time my gf gives me a bj her tooth scrapes the tip of my dick and it hurts but i dont wanna tell her cuz i dont wanna make her feel bad. wat should i do?

[morganlovesjoe]

Dr. Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo

[kamieyg]

hey swifty, i really like this guy named jeff and so does my bestfriend amy but the thing is she only started to like him because i did what should i do

[xFaceTheFate]

Can I pet you?

[SilentPokus]

Hey swifty, can you do a ninja triple backflip falcon punch to the face of a gorrilla with your eyes closed?

[GaaraOfTheSand1902]

do you like Lengend of Zelda? :D btw your beautiful :D

[Gorham29M]

Would u let Lindsay Lohan S your D?

[JazmynJawbreaker]

if Brittney Spears said she wanted your body would you hold it against her?

[libzter12]

Can i lick you? :D

[Isaiaa15]

Are you on something?? Haha and if you are can i have some?

[changeDAmange]

do u have a wife or gf if u do whats her name and can we see her

[itsbrulls]

What would you get if a gorilla ate a mutant penis with rainbows on it? Would the gorilla grow that penis?

[katiemarielovesyou]

What would you do if some girl came up to you and told you to lick her baby?

[kildude1190]

swifty, why do men have penises?

[bigspence71]

swifty, why you has so many jump cuts

[kissmyassk2]

if you had the choice to be put in a straight jacket for a year or being secluded for going mentally insane which would you choose?

[zephyboy]

790 likes, 7 dislikes that's pretty insane! your loved and 7 people went to Mcdonalds and asked for a Mc penis

[Avillios]

4:21 thumbs up for rape face c:

[theoriginaljennifah]

whenever i hear the ask swifty theme music... it brings me back to my 9th grade year when me and these three other girls were like obsessed with him and we'd always reference his videos and shit. those were the golden years.

[donct1991]

have you ever burped the the whole alphabet shirtless

[scacat96]

You should just make a minute long video of you drinking tea and making weird sound effects and faces, with lots of jump cuts of course

[swiftkaratechop]

@scacat96 lol

[hobbitron101]

doctor who reference?! :D let me looove youuuu!

[missknivesandpens]

Well what if I sent a magic unicorn to get you and you could fly to the UK without a passport would you do it?