Julie Bender, Mall Employee

[oheysamantha]

This is still one of my favourite CH videos

[InjectedAudio]

Fucking genius! Haha

[poeticfreak123]

what is this I don't even....

[cookieboy666]

this is exactly how my valentines day went

[krnickitten]

bahha i love this so fucking much

[abmirayo]

I think it's pretty funny but I guess it's not the usual CollegeHumor stuff

[willaville]

some people don't like the video.

deal with it.

[RenaissanceTuber]

To all the people who ask why there are so many dislikes: it's stupid.

[AKEdify]

Lol this sucks

[holyshticantfindanam]

Yah...

[MrEdgey9]

Y VID LIKE % LOW?

It was funny

[Duvi0]

I WILL IF YOU KILL THIS CAT

Gimme a knife!

[CrasyWolfang]

"Yeah. Its important to show the cats whos the boss"

******* HULARIUS!

(Did I spell wrong again?)

[Cora789645]

Yeah

[Crystal2193]

Why so many thumbs down? :/

[MurphyMoose94]

idk this is actually really funny...i thought it was dumb at first , then i decided ill just watch it, then it turned out really funny.

[TheProjectMJ]

Story of my life.

[jonasisnumba1]

i dont know why but i read the title justin bieber

[DrWho12345677]

fucking lol

[Aethren]

People actually write books about Goths? That's news to me. Guess I shouldn't be shocked in a nation where we have pet psychologists and sell plastic turds for amusement. Keep the tears rolling...

[christrigg1]

@Aethren bro, youd best just give up. he's got you stumped with facts. im no goth but i know a few they aren't the ones that only go through a stage either. im not goth. i just get along with them. but i can tell you that you pulled some ignorant shit by basically saying goths are insane. i like black. you accuse me of being goth? cause you clearly dont know shit about bit. i like the band disturbed. not a gothic band in the slightest. you are a perfect example of a quote that i go by. it says:

[christrigg1]

@Aethren well im not gonna type it again i replied to that other guy if you wanna see it. point is...

you should seriously not jump to conclusions on people like that whether they are a part of a certain group or not. end of story.

[Sayukae]

@Aethren And here I was hoping the ignorant could be shown the cruel mirror of enlightenment. But sometimes the people are blind because they refuse to see.

[Godman5234]

why so many dislikes?? i was rofling the whole video!!!

[Sayukae]

OMG GOTH SHOUTOUT - THOSE CATS ARE EDWARD GOREY DRAWINGS. EDWARD GOREY IS A GOTH GOD, I MEAN NOT SPECIFICALLY LIKE BAUHAUS OR SISTERS OF MERCY BUT HE'S LIKE AN UNDERLYING GOTH GOD THAT ONLY REAL LEGIT GOTHS KNOW ABOUT, IT'S LIKE ONE OF THE TEN WAYS YOU KNOW SOMEONE IS A POSEUR OR NOT. EDWARD GOREY OR VICTORIA FRANCES? EDWARD GOREY WILL ALWAYS BE THE REAL GOTH.

[Aethren]

@Sayukae Goth and poser are pretty much synonymous. Anyone who dresses exactly like a million other people and claims they are "different" probably had parents that sucked. People who remain goth past their tweens and don't grow out of it are even worse, and likely require mental care. Goth, Douchebag, Emo, Hipster etc. are all just different theme skins for the "Loser" App. PS: Corporate Drone is also a theme, and seems predominant.

[Sayukae]

@Aethren Goths don't claim to be different from other Goths, they're different from the norm. First of all, Goth isn't about being "different" anyway. Just how many books have you read on the subculture? How many years have you spent studying it? Because I've spent most of my life dedicated to it. It's more than just a teenage phase that has no claim to fame other than teen angst. it is a legitimate subculture with an entire history behind it, being destoryed by ignorant fucks like you.l

[Sayukae]

@Aethren Most real goths are in their 50s. They're people who embrace a side of them that others don't have and that's something a twat like you will never understand and put down as immaturity. That's the good thing about people like us, though, we gave up caring about what anyone else thinks a long time ago when Sophie Lancaster was brutally beaten to death because she was a Goth. So fuck you and fuck your ignorant ideas because you're wrong and I've got 15 years worth of research behind me

[Sayukae]

@Aethren Because goths ARE different and in our subculture we find unification with people who are also like us. Away from fucks like you who will only put us down, call us crazy, freaks, "in need of mental care". You're ignorant, you're prejudiced, and more than that you're rude. So much for parents that suck. Mine taught me to be a free thinker, to love who I am even if that means I'm going to get called a freak every day of my life. Fuck. You.

[christrigg1]

@Sayukae you, my sir, are brilliant. i have never heard smarter words. tell me how you feel about this quote, i wanna know.

"distinguishing one's self is something that was always discouraged by society. people want you to just fit in, and belong. I never believed in that - society's tendancy to condemn that which it does not understand. that was what was disturbing."

[Sayukae]

@christrigg1 Thank you! That means a lot to me. Your quote - could not be truer. My kingdom for a society that thrives on individuality and self expression! If only people would seek first to understand and then to be understood, to face each bold, new day with open hearts and minds and embrace the freedom that comes when your true self is fully realized.

[christrigg1]

@Sayukae all too true.. hey i posted on your channel. and sent a request.

[Whatever11079]

I completely lost it at the end!

[Forestbender1114]

The people who dislike this don't understand Picnicface's style of humor. This is what they normally do. It's not shoddy production, or lazy effects. This is just what their humor entails.

Great video, though.

[057626236]

The number of dislikes is just a symbol of the quality people expect from ch. This is pretty good for youtube.

[digitalparker]

Ha! 9000 people are superficial AND self-conscience

[101sunflare]

@digitalparker IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!! db-z reference

[AkilZodiac]

So many dislikes wow

[Josny13]

Meh, College Humor has posted better vids. : /

[pll89]

....9,609 dislikes

.....WTF?

[TheJokersTwo]

LOL THAT WAS STRANGE BUT LOL

[epocheo]

wth? lol

[c0gentman]

9,607 people are cats...

[AlexBaller134]

why so many dislikes ? :(

[guitar3421]

So ya-aa I may have seen this video too many times ya-aa...

[Marioinsydney]

yah... yah, yah...

[thegingerwhohasasoul]

I will if you kill this cat...

Gimme a knife!

Rofl

[lvblovebug]

i dont know why but i find this sosososoo funny

[galatiangod]

this sucks balls....

[guitar3421]

@galatiangod ya-aa....

[GuineaForce]

wtf? did someone hack into collegehumour and upload this?

[Rainythekat]

Just uh.. stupid.

[AlexBaller134]

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[JayaJTV]

I don't understand why people hate this...this is f*cking hilarious, I don't know one person who doesn't enjoy it!

[lyprov]

@JayaJTV Well...there are at least 9,601 people who you don't know.

[JayaJTV]

@lyprov ...SIGH

[dx30]

Did I really just spend 1 Minute and 51 seconds watching this and then 10 more seconds to post this comment? -__-

[dancer87653]

@dx30 Obviously…

[TheJasonSoon]

LOL She's so insecure

[Tangobomber]

Wtf college humour?

[5endstars]

is it me or does he sound like batman?

[MsHbX]

umm wtf ?

[Theecocacolagirl22]

all those dislikes are old cat ladies

[kizaru333]

many dislikes come from dumb retards that dont understand the video

[emotionaL2533]

@kizaru333 we get it, it's just not funny

[TheMyotus]

@kizaru333 explain it then

[xrunner18]

worst college humor video ever...

[Disconnected290]

YA.... YA..... YA.... YA......

[amilliontinystars]

That's stupid.

[FeedTheeTroll]

I don't get these dislikes. It's making fun of chicks and bands. Dig it.

[croyceparnelljr]

THIS IS SO FUNNY

[iownurnuts]

why the hell all these dislikes?

[Doryphoroi]

Love the shivery voice, cracked me up.

[ri394]

ok let me get this straight, steve carrell from the office in a wig and acting like a spaz is asking a douchey josh holme from queens of the stone age on a date. college humor is running out of ideas.

[TheQuicks1]

Why did this get so many dislikes? I'm confused.

[frottoify]

"i will if you killt hi cat! "yeahh.GET ME A KNIFE" BEST PART :D

[caterpillartastic]

"yeah" count - 30.

[vkmicro]

loool

YA ya ya xDD

[AmiStarlight]

lol I liked the part at the end the best. xD

It reminded me of Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator. ;P

[chewythesuperpimp]

Um wtf?!

[zeldafreak71]

am i suposed to know what just happened?

[stravelius]

Yah, sometimes it's important to show cats who's boss.

[123GravityGuy]

ya.....

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

Ya...

[LBUK2010]

wtf were you thinking college humor

[inyourfacesociety]

DAMN IT! MY LOL SPREE GOT STOPPED!

[alexysXevilXtostito]

@inyourfacesociety Lol

[fallingstones7]

the dislikes are OVER 9000!!!

[mrredgreen]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing ch has ever posted

[NineoX]

@mrredgreen Fuck yeah!

[MrWonderphul]

@mrredgreen

Check the like bar...

[ubitcumajkemi]

@mrredgreen maybe even on youtube

[MrZaneMan]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH??!??!!???

[LuckieGirl008]

Funneeej!

[Divertentevids]

This is quite literally the least funny thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

[GdoubleWB]

Well... usually I love collegehumour, but that sucked the big hairy meatball!

[RandomUser924]

love this video :D haha

[MrJordanowski]

yeah RAWR yeah yeah rar yeah ra ye ra ye rawr yeaaa rawr

OMG HAHAHAHA

[benrulz9]

Maybe it's a medium maybe it's an EXTRA LARGE!! :O

[CurbstompBlackeye]

@benrulz9 You'll have extra room

[MistaBunnBunn]

this video makes shit look good

[DarkfireX110]

yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea

[sammosammy]

The fuck am I watching?

[Bladestorm687]

gggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyy!!! boring as fuck, now the matrix runs on windows xp is funny as hell! I hope you have cookies enabled, rofl-mouth!

[waffle858]

Hahahaha live a little

[wendor24]

UHM YHEAAAHG

[TheLongrin]

i just farted and shit myself a little...BRB

[iiiOWNUiii]

LOL at the guys face...

[ShiZno360]

the transcribe audio is really trippin 0.o

[MoltenzFury]

ahhhh im trippin balls rite now

[BlueRoseBaby183]

SO FUNNY!!!!!

yeah-ye-yeah...

[vetchick89]

This is one of the most disapointing CH videos.

[Snowkitten707]

More Julie Bender Mall Employee videos please!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are there no more???? So funny!

[columbianrefugee69]

give me a knife!!!!! lmfao!!!XD

[theQrz]

Rofl, I wish there were more of these

[witch2eyes]

oh my bleeping god, i laughed so hard i cried!....cant be too wasteful! lol

[dusto384]

amazing video! laugh every time

[xbonkerzatdx]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

[ShadyBySoul]

Oh my. Still f*in awesome! Haha. Total pick-me-up if I ever get bored out of my mind. Give me MORE!

[Saufm]

I dont get this. What does it refer to?

[MisterAlexUk]

That was fucking awful. I sat through it just because of that top comment. Totally not worth it. Complete ass.

[Kelvanious]

omg thats ardenes i work there rofl ahahha sadly im a dumb mall employee

[jpheitman]

Not exactly collegehumor's finest hour.

[Dudekawk]

I love poor shit videos like this if they're short, they really give some variation when sitting down on a Sunday nothing to do watching through some good videos, god gotta love collegehumour

[namrepyh]

Penelope from saturday night live

[WesSpeaks]

Hahahahahahah so freakin funny!

[ShadyBySoul]

MOOORE!

[tacobrother117]

hahah so funny

[SuperSkipMaster]

wow, what a terrible video. I hope they were drunk when they decided to upload this...

[chad33456]

i watched the whole thing and his voice made me uncomfortable and wanna kill myself kinda i really wanted it to be over lol

[gutsyt123]

I will if you kill this cat!

Give me a knife!

[iSteviai]

HAHAHAHAHA

[ubitcumajkemi]

MAKE MORE!

[ChoclateSailor]

xD Awesome.

[NIKEISNICKY12345]

yyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh ackward!



[fetch300]

I love you kill this cat!!!

[joenobert1996]

@fetch300 get me a knife!!!

[fetch300]

@joenobert1996 rotflmaool

[OWWEisawesome]

This video is either you LOVE it or HATE it...no in between.

[fetch300]

@OWWEisawesome true.

[AmSpazz]

This should've been a movie.

[johnmacward]

I will once again say, this is EXCELLENT!

[TwizRecStudio]

it's like shit

[Ivin3690]

sometimes its important to show cats who's boss LMFAO

[xxx5h00t3rxxx]

college humor, you've disappointed me, dont do it again

[Flayprime]

That was fcuking stupid.....

[oOStarsAndStripesOo]

lol this reminds me of kristen wiig as penelope on saturday night live

[bobjoemagee]

this was not up to college humor par

[jerban100]

wtf, this is like the only college humor vid with more dislikes than likes, most of them have wayyyy more likes. I mean weird animation but funny! and some serious powerthirst at the end

[Darling425]

I feel like this video trolled me xD

[alexizkoolest]

what kind of camecorder do you use

[super17a]

@xBlazingBloodx don't you mean 1 month ago49 if u dislike'd this ur a pussy. its mean both LOL

[stunashv]

o comon this was funny

[DYTB9]

the entire video sucked

[strudedoo]

lol

this is awesome

[nerdyemmagirl]

WOW. her head is werid... I'm serious.

[MadMaxGamer]

I dont get it how can you actually hate this... Its very well acted

[serfox1]

@MadMaxGamer No it isnt?

[twistedrustbucket89]

DET SATAN CLUB

[bsharker]

the chic looks like Kroze. LOL!

[anatvip]

I like the part when she says "yahh" lol

[bord2thebone]

this was just playing in the background while i surfed the web and i was constantly laughing at the YEAHyayeah XD ik SO many people that talk like that

[Viktormajstor]

Hahahahahahaha

[Avforden]

Awesome.



[kravanema]

Yeh...yaeh,yeah, yeh...

[mccarterjg]

9251

[smokingsomeganja]

hahaha

[djnikitax]

What's her number?

[heshottheman]

i love this video and the det satan video by these guys... so fucking funny!

"right... wait! umm uh you want like um to maybe have date sometime?"

"i will if you kill this cat!"

"give me a knife!"

[zemetrical]

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA how can anyone say this is lame? It's hilarious

[holyshiznut]

Fuching hilariose lmao roflcopter biggus Titus award

[jellyjiggler87]

reason y people dont like is cause of da cat lol i still luvs it though