Her Majesty, The Termite Queen

[Taylor13371337]

this narrator is a tool

[phunagewine]

Imagine a person earns 1 dollar per egg. Still not as rich as Bill Gates.

[TheGhov]

WHY DID I LOOK THIS UP

[stevieramon2001]

Well it looks like my shit

[badbaker99]

Errr that queens just fugly lol

[badbaker99]

Errr that queens just fugly

[MysteryManX22]

Achievement Unlocked: Produce 164,250,000 eggs.

[spongepokemon]

@Exfire27 Don't. Turn. Around.

[Jeffersonchive1]

how do they pick the nxt queen?

[AssociationAdmirer]

@Jeffersonchive1 There is no "next queen". When the queen of a termite colony perishes, the colony dies off. Breeder termites hatch at certain seasons and leave to start their own colonies as soon as they mate; they never remain at the colony they hatched in.

[Jeffersonchive1]

@AssociationAdmirer oh

[HyozanRegis]

Dig dug, come quick! You have a job to do!

[idleoffury]

DAT ASS!

[Exfire27]

i feel itchy watching this

[FabiUndJay]

If I could mix up the DNS of an termite Queen and a human woman I would totally rule the world!!!

[bossyrobert]

What about the king?

[joshuagoboom]

how are new queens born? are they born randomly, like 1 every million eggs is a queen or something?

[KampferXeon]

@joshuagoboom I'm not sure, but they probably choose which one will become queen after the first queen dies. Bees do it by feeding the hatchling "Royal Jelly."

[joshuagoboom]

@KampferXeon that is what i read. it seems like bees and ants choose a queen the same way.

[AssociationAdmirer]

@KampferXeon See my reply to Jeffersonchive1.

[justus954]

Empress bulblax! Kill it!

[pothead321ish]

Then the ant comes and regardless Of how many termites The ants somehow always win....

[UrieLIsBack]

HMMMM... PROTEINS....

[WickedKnightAlbel]

I felt like judging them over the fact that they're all born to ensure the meaningless existence of babies that will do the same.

Then I remembered we pretty much do the same thing.

[nalluc]

i was watching half life 2 videos half an hour ago...

[guguigugu]

@nalluc i started with a cheesecake recipe...

[Hyacinthesis]

That filthy whore.

[afterapplepicking]

DO YOU HAVE ANY JAM SANDWICHES!!!???

[noelsoong777]

Hmmm bear grylls's dessert.

[RickLowerboy84]

I want to see Sigourney Weaver show up with a flamethrower and grenade launcher.

[Fredrich1337]

for some reason i want to eat them, ive watched to much timon and pumba

[Alpharock27]

I want to freaking pop that thing with a pin.

[porsche911CarreraRSR]

but will it blend?

[lukasfelixfuchs]

Zerg lifestyle :)

[Saguenayswag]

Kill it with fire, oh god...



[UndeadxSkywarp]

What a fat bitch.

[grautsvulst88]

what happens when the queen dies after 15 years?

[rzorNvme]

I'd like to know how it gets so fat

[The84eRegiment]

when i die anyday, i want to become and ant and attack their nest, and i want to be the glorious ant warrior who bites the termitequeens ass

thats some juice looking booty mate

[TheDemonHunter100]

@The84eRegiment Good luck with that.

[playa122196]

what if i was to i don't know......run over the nest and happen to kill the queen

[TheLivman]

its like flood in halo

[ricardoriffoc]

where is ripley when you need her ?

[xX97Solrac97Xx]

This remembers me of a boss in pikmin 2

[hungryhippo247]

@xX97Solrac97Xx HAHA! Hey, your right!

[xMamaxDuckx]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

[Radimkiller]

lol zergs xD

[GeonXP89]

It's eschebone ! KILL IT, NOW !

[Argonuth52]

@GeonXP89 NIce

[Argonuth52]

@GeonXP89 I get it

[GeonXP89]

@Argonuth52

Actually I've been redirected there after watching a Jet Force Gemini video ^^

[poosaypirate]

they never talk about where the queen comes from and how she is replaced

[jeomomma]

she probly gets trained by numerous dude termites 2 lay that manny eggs

[rmccaw7]

I don't think anybody's ready for this jelly

[Infinite101001]

Pikmin 2 anyone?

[TheGuyWhoHatesInk]

Termite queen on her 'first day': oh wow, I get full care I don't need to do anything!

Queen after a week: well, better to be the most important one than a dirty worker...

after a month: PLEASE KILL ME!

[HHHRulesTheGame]

Man I'd spray that shit with Mortein

[macklen5210]

Just like aliens



[903harman]

starship troopers brainbug?

[RoosterCogburnPhD]

THAT'S MORE CHILDREN THAN A HUMAN WOMAN HAS IN A LIFETIME

[ibegyoushuuup]

DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY!



[rBlobify]

? EAT IT

[tismewoodly1]

these termites need to learn how to use a condom...165,000,000 is way too much

[Hyparbeem526]

What happens when the queen dies?

[cheeseofglass]

Coldworm the Burrower

Cold Enchanted Magic Resistant

Immune to Cold

[ZvloHD]

Zerg

[SmallBoyzzz]

holy shit crap 30k eggs per day! :O

[Gouki6669]

i wonder how a termite queen taste... mmmmm

[fuckupbieber]

i saw a hive in the back yard , i threw a grenade in it....

[DoubleFeatureRipOff]

Termites stole that technology from the Alien-Queen

[Seijikuro]

disgusting if u step on that ...

[TheWitchdoctr]

@Seijikuro I don't think you would. But the thought gives me shivers....

[ThePeter74Peter]

Mother Nature totally stole this idea from Starship Troopers.

[TheWitchdoctr]

Compare the American narrator voice with the British narrator voice for these Nature shows..

[secretstream4]

@TheWitchdoctr yeah wow

[aqwplayers1234]

uhhh!!!!fcking discusting



[khadimagwan]

Any guess who was the male ant fking this female...

[xia0dai97]

How they even took this film?

[L3re7z]

ATTACK IT WITH PIKMIN!

[MrLangam]

QUEEN ANT: Worker, What does the scouter says about its egg laying level?

Ant: IT'S OVER 9,000!

[xXmusicisme16xX]

Grandma got ran over by a rain deer

[danny90099]

fucking commercial a bout android phone really piss me off

[jade21342]

164,250,000 kids and counting

[dpeltner]

..but when she gets angry she can split the eggsac and go hunt after Ripley!

[getaschip]

@dpeltner LMAO!

[eatmyshorts208]

squish it, and eggs go evereywhere! SPLAT!!!!!!!!!

[eatmyshorts208]

paperwasp: ant, how many eggs she can lay?

ant: OVER 9000!!!!!!

paperwasp: no way!

ant: OVER 9000!!!!

[starwarsROXmy]

I wasn't planning on sleeping anyways...

[AHEMexcuseme]

What happens when she dies?

[vartart99]

being from this industry even I didn't know about this until now

[houseofclublondon]

i wanna step on it

[Mira18able]

DAT ASS....

[TrekyB]

@Mira18able You were at 69 thumbs up so I gave you a like, just to be a dick.

[andyynwa94]

Thats one slutty termite!!!

[superEJ1000]

now i know where queen sluge for a butt is from

[horses8681]

go my babies..GO!

[unfluencedarea]

steve erwin for the insects

[chadsix]

looks like the alien queen

[schwazala]

This is so freaky and SO AWESOME.

[k0754]

how do you even film this???

[KillYouds]

to kill a snake, remove the head

[myojinlord]

the narrator is probbaly same guy as the guy who coach Double Dream hand video lol

[SuperNBAfan4life]

That's freakin disgusting

[taigokai]

step 1. grab 2 ton os gasoline.

step 2. Pour all over the nest

step 3 Light nest on fire

step 4. ???

step 5. Job done

[andrewphua9]

Did anyone felt an itch while watching this??

[SaltusEtiam]

@andrewphua9 No, we're not retarded.

[TheMeleiki]

@andrewphua9 i so did



[candyisyummy7565]

Kill it wit fire

[SteelChains]

''That's a huge bitch!''

[TheHeretor]

dont u just hate this narrator?!

[SkyPh03n1x]

WHAT A HUGE ASS

[Brandonisrad18]

so where does a queen termite come from? o.O

[PnutButrNJam]

That's feckin disgusting............but cool

[meowskull]

WHAT? OVER 9000?!?!

[themousemaster]

Wow this is one of those instances you wouldnt want to be born into royalty O_O

[yes4roblox]

@DannyDannsg The Queen give birth to the queen.

[eatmyshorts208]

queen termites are sexy and i know it

[eatmyshorts208]

the royal assembly line never shuts down? some driver ants can shut it down! LOL

[bpomatto]

@eatmyshorts208 they are like the fucking marines of everything they fuck shit up and blows a nest down to size of rape

[funzo24]

Termites aren't THAT ugly there body structure is neater than ants... i think but yes roaches ewh...

[TheCaaze]

"uncle johnny get little billys dick out of the termite hole he got it stuck again"

[Gouki6669]

hm i wonder if pumpa and timmon will find this nice buffey

[renae795]

it is utterly impossible to masturbate to this vi-oh nevermind....hey mom are we out of tissue?

[anwarbc]

DAMN nature you scary

[Farcenator]

wow that queen must have a big puss

[neomechaleon]

God save the queen

[Angel24Lee]

hate ads >:(

[SoldierClassA]

Aliens much?

[ryanandblake77]

thats fucking nasty!!!

[guymysterio177]

@ryanandblake77 fag wow be nice to the hive no have no respet bitch

[ryanandblake77]

@guymysterio177 i have no respect for insects that cause infestation and are a neusense to human beings.

[xXxJokerManxXx]

i am supposed to answer my math HW.... here i am, watching nature

[oopopp]

Strangely, this queen reminds me of my ex....down to the "acting helpless to get royal treatment..."

[NickiKawaii]

ewwww

[xijnnijx]

"Oi! look at all those pincas-, Lets cut their heads off- and I'm gonna eat em' -"

[bigboy751000]

why does this give me a boner?

[xF0aMyx]

OMG! Very disgusting!

:(((

[HighDefStarcraft]

How did they record this?

[yeiseulsayshi]

@HighDefStarcraft they record these kind of stuffs with tiny ass miniature camera

[smurfraper22]

dam nature you scary

[MTVrocker]

Bear Grylls will eat that...

[DannyDannsg]

Wait! ive got a question. who gives birth to the Queen?

[TheGAMERgg]

burn it with fire!

[demmeri]

Filthy slut!

[hsmgeek4ever]

164, 250,000 eggs...ah, that's not that much.

[rhoads83j]

Is Bruce Campbell narrating?

[phoenixagape333]

oh shit! so gross.. can't believe that creature lives on my house. RAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[gck86]

Eat Queen termites can improve men's sexual performance.

[swkninja]

I hope I don't reincarnate as a termite...

[20ZZ20]

Damn I feel like cutting it open and see what comes out :p

[roeliox]

this voice over guy makes it sound like our life is more meaningful than that of those termites

[TheCombatcookie]

Queen says:I can't take this any longer bob.  Bob: it ok only 10 million to go!

[Imixred]

Why is it throbbing like that?

[TheAngelicDefender]

@Imixred The organs and muscles are contracting to fertilize and push out the eggs.

[NorthernVictory]

It took a while, but I finally managed to masturbate to this video.

[KittyEvangeline]

MUSTER THE PIKMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[johnjobf]

so does tht mean a termite nest can last as long as the queen lives?

[ThumbMonster]

If it was not for the music I would be a little freaked out! THUMBS!!!

[suune]

It took a while, but i finally managed to masturbate to this video.

[sec0ndevolution]

@suune Try a different joke.

[suune]

@sec0ndevolution So a horse walks into a bar..

[ssssaa12321]

@suune Congratulations. very few people could ever accomplish this feat!

[Ahamster1]

@suune HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[sumofsumstuff]

i can never eat potstickers again

[HAWX9]

I started to itch by just watching this!

[919samj]

I came here to watch video not math I already said I don't wanna go to skill early

[commodore64fan]

hey it's queen slug for a butt!

[OnlyOneRDuuh]

Pikmin 2? :DDD

[YangoMusic]

It was hard but i managed to masturbate to this.

[H41RB4LL]

I can't fap to this

[BryanX83]

Ripley, get the gernade launcher!