How to pick up ASIAN CHICKS!!!

[chillmantime]

man, he is teaching you the bad words that make you lost a chinese girl lol. but this guy is funny

[KanyeTroll]

the way he sticks out his tongue like that, i want him to lick my pussy

[bhbharris898]

@KanyeTroll ewww?

[bbdragon060600]

lol you so funny!

[Apocules13]

God shut up! Dafuq did I just get myself into?

[1111111111629]

So funny can't stop watching

[Kellyfeng989]

xD ahaha i can't stop laughing

[solingfei999]

it is the oppsite meanning!not match for the english

[RacingGaming888]

The last one means u want to smell my butt?? XD

[TheLazzaRuss]

you mean youtube? ;)

[CodPK2]

Lol i speak chineese the begginging is your so fat!

[LhadieCerise]

hahahahah! i love the ending bit..

[zhicheng708]

HHHAHAHH If you want to die, say this to a girl

[Co0kiem0nster01]

Ok,i tried out everything you said but this crazy Chinese bitch started shouting and throwing punches at me.Wtf is up with people these days??

[thebandyear11]

你個鬥雞眼好勁ar

[videozhero]

lol I know what he is saying... the dislike are from white people who fail

[deidarasempaipwnsall]

@videozhero whats he actually saying?

[videozhero]

@deidarasempaipwnsall do you want me to message you. he said don't spoil

[deidarasempaipwnsall]

@videozhero yes please :)

[TheLazzaRuss]

to the 1076 people who disliked this video, FUCK YOU

[WISE2BE]

@TheLazzaRuss U 2

[soulsnape26]

omg i love learning with ricky. he's a good teacher. i also love muffins. she should have her own channel :D

[kirakira4ever]

屌你老母ah

[youcantseemejc1]

lol im chinese

[Saline912]

this is a great trap lol

[Granitepunch]

LMFAO WAH LAY HO FEY AH

[jcewarrior]

i dont want to say it i know what it means

[WhatTehFcuk]

I said this and got kicked in the balls...WHY RICKY WHY!

[wildoneshacker99x]

and ugly

[wildoneshacker99x]

ho yeng shou means that your eyes is small

[wildoneshacker99x]

lay ho fey it mean ur fat so dont listen to him

[pinkbarbie365]

Stupid much

[aglqtpzbm]

Guai lo

[darktemp10000]

I'm Chinese and I know war he said...I have no many and no dick..would you marry me you bitch?? Never listen to wat Rick saids..it's a trick

[mandy5858]

@darktemp10000 You Ruin It Bro =="

[stillfiguringout96]

shane's cat, muffins.

[nicknktleung]

thumbs up if u understand wat he said in 1:58

[Jwashere619]

I am so glad that i learned cantonese...otherwise i would have actually followed his advice.

[PreztelKing]

@Specailty97 ikr

[Speciality97]

@THEJASONLEE99 hehe.. true I understand too. It's very very funny.

[MrHeyyourgay]

he said wah your so fat

[lolossie]

Mo ji ji means no dick?

[Bestyfriends123]

lan jeng ah? ;D

[benna108]

I just saw a Siemen's commercial before this hahaha love those commercials...

[lightningfarron1231]

i like duh kat at duh end

[sunti]

I always think he's gonna ruin his eyes. if he keeps doing this

[MegaMyths]

wtf gwai lo cmon but yah il keep it low hahaha nice vid mo jjXD

[daryn209]

this is funny

[ArcSongster]

There is a difference between cantonese and chinese...

[StrykeXhyt]

omg ley how fei ah = you rae so FAT!!!! good work at tricking the viewers XD

[phanthomking3]

LoL I'm not chinese but my friend is and I don't want anyone go near my ass

[aznfishie]

1: Your title says Asians.. you only talked about Chinese... not only that, you only taught in cantonese which is the minority of chinese...

2: You should stop making videos, your gonna ruin your eyes.

[lalwhyumad]

@aznfishie 3. You're emo and should gtfo cy@

[aznfishie]

@lalwhyumad

how dare you say that, i was being nice to his eyes.

[iduhvietasian]

i dont remember what i did for valentines day :(

[St4yFr0sTy]

这个人就是他妈的热闹！



[METALMANHK]

放心,一定唔到話比D鬼佬知~~

[fanyuanpei]

i am chinese but i dont know what hell he talking about

[llwk62]

@fanyuanpei chinese is not cantonese...

[ihaveurc0w1]

f u i got slapped ! thanks =/

[FATLACE420]

How about let's NOT get retarded. This is just wrong. Seriously what has this generation come to? This isn't entertainment, this is fucking horseshit. If he has a YT partnership, it wont last long. His videos are going to get old VERY fast. Why? He's annoying as hell, not funny, material isn't original, looks like a nerdy bitchass brat, and etc. If I see you I will beat the shit out of you until you become a retarded vegetable. He's the kid at school you just wanted to curb stomp for no reason..

[Kagekid01]

@FATLACE420 You're just mean. If you don't like don't watch.

[arcticblizzard45]

@FATLACE420 Stop drinking the Haterade, start drinking the bubble-tea!

[jackie4159]

lol



[jimmylovebbo]

頂笑撚死如果d鬼佬真係咁講

[030banana]

如果有人真係講左我會笑死

[TheKillerz99]

@030banana is saying "if anyone really tried this I would laugh to death"

[kayn731]

haha u don't think that we can speak and understand cantonese hahahaha :b :D

[BleedPinkCA]

lets translate...

1st one: WOW! You ish fat!

2nd one: Oh my, You are so ugly.

3rd one: I have no money, nor do i have a penis

4th: Do you want to smell my arsehole?

ENDING TRANSLATION

If you know how to speak chinese, do not tell the white guys what i am saying, because they steal all our girls!

__________________________

Your welcome :D CANTONESE FTW~~~~

[CookieFlicks]

@BleedPinkCA SHH UR RUINING IT.

[TempestaRiggs]

Man fuck that shit. I'm gonna be like," Say whats up bitch you wanna fuck whats the deal ya heard me? Then watch them panties drop, yes sirrrrrr };-D

[ThePopgunman]

hes not retarted enough.

In the pyrobooby video, he was more retarted :3

[luck1233]

Ricky is correct, stupid guys who say that ricky is wrong simply want themselves to get all the chicks. Follow Ricky's instruction and i'm sure that Chinese chicks will be really happy.

[oobadmonkeyoo]

OMG I haven't laughed so hard for ages

[davinlam]

u idiots kno he writes the right translation in the info?? u guys just repeating

[OUTLAWS4911]

point at the stomach when u say no jeu jeu. lol

[jlrsb9000]

@retardrickychao how the fck do u cross ur eyes

[1essSweet]

OMG...

Wah!! Lay Ho Fey Ah!!=you r so fat

Ho Yeung Seuy = so ugly

[SuperIlovesnsd]

Lol it's Cantonese not Chinese

[jyh132]

@SuperIlovesnsd Technically Chinese isn't a language more of a ethnicity. Cantonese and Mandarin is the language Chinese people use. But still Canto. and Mand. are referred to as Chinese.

[aggressiveforlife]

i rofled when he nodded his head fast after speaking chinese!

[EaSyEaSyy]

That is not chinese.... it's cantonese....

[uitlachers]

Daaaamn, I LIKE

[enteringmyid]

my eyes hurt just looking at your face.

[Brainstromingidiot]

something about suck my foot long?

[AlwaysSerebi]

I said this to my Chinese friend, she smiled at me funny and tried to sniff my ass, what the fuck did I say O.o

[WinterRave]

@AlwaysSerebi you probably asked her "Do you wanted to smell my ass?"

[AlwaysSerebi]

@WinterRave oh, well that kinda makes sense :D

[WinterRave]

@AlwaysSerebi seriously did she really smelled your ass?

[AlwaysSerebi]

@WinterRave Yeah, I was serious, me and my friends do fucked up shit hehe

[wilmatix]

I am chinese,stupid.. hahaha lmfao

[wilmatix]

hahaha he is a liar... he means WOW YOU ARE SO FAT. I DONT HAVE MONEY AND DlCK. AND A LOT OF BADWORDS...DONT TRY THIS HAAHAH YOU WILL GET A BIG SLAP IN YOUR FACE.

[TheEdwards55]

@wilmatix SHIT!! i was actually gunna use it..

[ericdragoification]

this is soo retarded why would u watch something sooo retarded!!

[Zastuupidguy]

@TheJackmano you should've tried

[Zastuupidguy]

I understand Cantonese you motherfucker ! but i don't know how to speak it. peoples don't listen to this guy!

[KailyBlogs]

@TheJackmano this is how to get slapped by a chinese girl and not how to pick them up

[youngwang97]

I'm not canto, but I know that he's teaching insults XD

[Xk0baBy]

*****RIDICULOUS!!!!! it's totally wrong .

he's actually teaching you guys to say:

'' w0w! you're really FAT!''

''AI ya (you say it when you feel disgusting),really ugly-_-''

'' i don't have money and penis''

''Do you want to smell my ass?''

DONT BE STUPID*******

[Mrhyperentertainment]

LOL I TRIED AND GOT BROKEN FROM MY GIRL FRIEND

[012013014]

omg.....hahaha

[TonyTheGuardsman]

Its quite funny, haters please go elsewhere

[cheekyjess911]

lmao seriously 你真係好撲街啊

[KamikazeKaitouJewel]

Cantonese........ YOU GIVE THE CHINESE LANGUAGE A BAD NAME!!!!!!!!! But other than that, great video. Kee

[MoosicProductionXk]

Lmfao :P

[GeneralAwesomeness88]

asdf

[xCillaKiwiix]

LOL im cambodian/asian sooooo :DD

[AibiCrusader]

you make your eyes look disgusting for almost a 200k views? For shyt? Not worth it!

[tonylolz]

acting retarded isn't funny. at all. just really annoying.

[kawoohooo]

@madman7991 duh i am a chinese.

[falzar712]

HAHA!! dog sia...

[MrSoccermania12]

Is this the aisian crunk coco?

[spacesailorgirl]

thats not Chinese you dunbass, it's cantonese

[rockoncarly]

@spacesailorgirl Cantonese IS Chinese Dumb ass There are more then 1 dialect in china like mandarin -.-

[badslap1]

he's so ridiculous that i acctually laughed xD

[cancerh89]

LOL



[Theblackspy12]

0:35 it say Woow! You're Fat!

So don't try this in hong kong....

[Myjerrydays]

i used it got slap by all girls

[hairymangina101]

he reminds me of the skinny soldier from mulan

[Ashux101]

Lol its all wrong... 

[lingling81]

omfg, this is hilarious. & your cat<3

[yupyapshengnam]

uhh this is not chinese ... this is cantonese .. but nice video :D

[TheStevensqiu]

@yupyapshengnam

dude...cantonese IS chinese

[bart1596300]

lmao it doesnt mean beutiful it means UR so fat  lmao

[FTWflyff]

um... yea this is my first ricky vid and...

is he always like this? -.-

[Da5thProject]

Thumbs down, the guys above that way more white people can fuck up when hitting on our women

[IRP4G]

@TheJackmano

HAHAHA

[HappyPenguinOfDoom]

Noo u tell tha gwai lo!

[dxelson]

LOL i live in macau

[fackerhongming]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he also said, if you know Chinese, dont tell those honkeys, dont let them steal our Chinese girls. omg, i hate this guy.

[fackerhongming]

DONT COPY IT!!!!! DONT SAY IT, IM CHINESE!!! I KNOW EVERTYTHING SINGLE FUCK!!!

[patboy6666]

@TheJackmano

because you pointed at your privates not your tummy.

[zarz99]

This is really nasty :/ what if you end up like that one day......karma

[Thejenksgirl33]

@ibislee that's not true

[iRiShbLaCKzEr]

its really sad to know that this guy is getting paid for these video's

[HIimInterweb]

@iRiShbLaCKzEr

haha your not chinese are you

[oneispro]

you guys actually tried this? wow

[ilikethai4ever]

Great! Ricky,My Brother Got Slapped By The Chinese Girl. >:(

[ibislee]

If you keep your eyes crossed like that too much it might stay that way.

[94babylozzi]

LMAOOOOOOO

[rentfan]

00:35 you lie!

[thunderbird1417]

how would u know how to pick up a girl

[skillfullgamer111]

Im from hong kong and i love this vid.

[astalivista121]

@skillfullgamer111 i'm from Venus and i love this vid.

[ilikethai4ever]

I Was Hanging Out With My BoyFriend,Dude.... .-.

[DARKENEDBLUESKY]

For valentines day, I got slapped for telling my girlfriend she was ugly... Thanks man >.>

[RokSonixGaming]

@DARKENEDBLUESKY thats a load of bull since this was posted 3 days after valentines day

[wongzy1276]

Lmao Chinese FTW

[Jasonyanlei]

@TheJackmano which one (sentence) did you try? can you share with us ?thanks

[imk3nnay]

lollllll.....

[cDragonBallz]

0:44 Wahhhhh!! You are soo fat! 1:07 Ewww Ugly Arr. 1:18 I don't have money and i dont have a dick. 1:46 Do you want to smell my ass hole?

[destray5411]

don ever try this....

[MsKawaidesune]

u will got into trouble if u really say that! BEWARE!

really funny though~LMAO

[bunnyoverkill]

I thumbed up only for the poor cat

[turddosloww]

you are a troll.. LOLL

[Michael25589]

笑死

[JulieTran102]

isnt shane dawsons cat named muffins? lol xD

[UltramanMax1091]

wat a fuuck off

[pandacutie2225]

I'll brake it to u guys mo jeu jeu means no

pe pe sorry I broke the fun!

[pepsiandsnapple]

ahahha, stupid gweilos lol, jk, hopefully gweilos reading my comment dont know chinese lol

[jangster1997]

press 2 as fast as you can and you'll laugh

[icyshadow0]

the "WAH! LAY HO FEY AH!!" part means she's fat. haha.

[C62520]

哈哈哈哈哈TMD==

[clawing12356]

Annoying as hell-.-

[DrkZeroZX]

This video was fucking epic.

[wolfy1156]

do u want to smell my asshole!......lol

[Maplestoryfight]

Chinese ppl please Thumbs up because ill teach the non-chinese how to say Your so s3xy >< and here is how to say it: Lay faille ti heuy s3x xy la. Your Welcome =D

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[PeachBlossomMusic]

=.= 找死去吧....