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  • It'd be nice if they let Christians pray in public school again. Especially if they allow Muslims to... >:(

    UNCONSTITUTIONAL DAMMIT

    lol . srry. just venting angst about idiocy and stuff

  • wow, RoadBlock is just as bad at rapping as ever, more like this please

  • It would be so sad if they actually did this LMAO

  • so it was the DECEPTICONS that made worshipping Jesus illegal?

  • WE'LL ABORT EVERY FETUS ON EARTH! MUH MUH MUH MUH MUH!

  • LOL NOAM CHOMSKY!

  • @jros83 Take this sucka to the dumpsky, cuz he's been listenin' to a known chumpsky!

  • @ganjalogic Possibly best quote ever

  • This is genius because I can't really tell who he's supporting

  • This gets into pretty adult topics for a kids cartoon.

  • dumb-ass conservative's oi theres nothing wrong with abortion..

  • ask the fetus that question...... oh wait you killed it.....

  • @wilberbro do you not understand satire?

  • dumb-ass conservative's.

    

  • TURTLES DEFEND FETUSES With Honor!

  • lol

  • Shredders view on abortion in less than 10secs

    /watch?v=zbjZFwiqk9U&feature=r­elated

  • PS: Shredder sold weapons of mass destruction to Sadaam Hussein,who was in turn in cahoots with Alqaeda and Cobra Commande.It makes so much sense now.

  • Krang supports stem cell research.Not only that but he's regularly contacts inter dimensional beings,proving himself a satanist.

    Shredders claws are also for aborting babies.In addition could it be any more OBVIOUS that with his covered head and face Shredder is a Radical Muslim?The Foot clan obviously has ties to Alqaeda and helped plan the 9/11 attacks in New York.

    And BTW..those weren't merely Abortion Robots.They were designed to kill Christians too.

  • @gtw1983 i laughed 5 mins straight at what you wrote omg way to funny cuz its soo true.

  • man that krang was spot on! lol

  • All these 80s cartoons makes me feel nostalgic.

  • Abortion ahahaha

  • I can't really tell if this is a parody of how stupid conservative ideology really is

  • @IcyNami You can't tell because you are the idiot

  • Liberal Abortion-Bots.

  • I'm a conservative and I thought this was funny as hell. Any right winger who disliked this has no sense of humor. Good Krang impression!

  • Over 13% of people don't understand how strawmen can be used for jokes.

  • Noble nunchukas of wood beats stainless steel abortion-bots every time.

  • Holy shit those abortion robots are pretty brutal.

  • Shredder's abortion ROBOTS!!

  • This was great, lol!

  • ABORTION ROBOTS!!!

  • isnt this supposed to be about kids not doing drugs?

    search cartoon allstars completo

  • @guitarmantrent Oh don't worry, this was just a few exerpts. The WHOLE CCASTTR shoves that down your throat along with other silly stuff.

  • More, more! That was great. Did the uploader do this, or is it from something?

  • @MckyMseNTarotCrds a few of us did this back in 2003. Google: Asterios Kokkinos (comedian), Geoffrey Golden (who runs a national comedy magazine called "The Devestator") & Dan Alvarez (who writes for soccer magazines now). We all went to college together, and loved putting out crazy shit like this for our live sketch comedy shows. There was no youtube back then! Only way to see it? See us live!

  • @MckyMseNTarotCrds oh duh, also our friend Sean Puchalski. He came up with the idea of yelling "DEFILE LIFE!" and "ABORT ALL FETUSES!" and did the voices of the robots, Roadblock, plenty of others.

  • @Asterios Oh, cool. Well, it's hysterical!!

  • he kept saying penises

  • 5TH VIDEO I EVER FAVORITED

  • ABORT ALL FETUSES.

  • Were any of you aborted? Did your mom have any children that lived? I bet she regrets that.

  • ABORTION ROBOTS FTW

    What, it's been said already?

    Yay! :D

  • Free will® sold separately.

  • How will I ever be able to sustain my loose and immoral lifestyle without abortion as my Get Out of Jail Free card? XD

  • Rape is horrible and traumatic from women and if they get pregnant is not necessary to kill the baby. These women can give their babies for adoption. Unless the baby is having a severe deformity or the life of the mother is danger like in etopic pregnancy.

  • where's dbz?

    how about some privatized health care Saiyaman action

  • @ubermensch826 shut up

  • I'm prosituationalchoice. If your rapped, or you don't even know who the father is, or if the baby and/or you are going to die at birth, then they should have the right to chose, but if it's like planned, and you change your mind all of a sudden, then they shouldn't have as much of a choice.

  • ABORT ALL FETUSES

  • wildboy. You're a fucking idiot.

  • "flouride is poisen, and the usa is the only country that puts it in its water"

    "Argentina, Australia, Brazil, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Hong Kong, Ireland, Israel, Korea, Malaysia, New Zealand, the Philippines, Singapore, Spain, the UK, and Vietnam. An estimated 12 million people in western Europe, 171 million in the U.S. and 355 million worldwide receive artificially fluoridated water, in addition to at least 50 million worldwide who receive water naturally fluoridated to recommended levels."

  • Who cares if criminals "suffer" a few minutes before their worthless lives are finally snuffed out. They probably spent 10+ years living on the tax payer dime, stalling their death with an appeals process. That's 10 years of 3 square meals a day, television and a warm bed to sleep in. Fuck em if they squeal for a couple minutes before their death.

  • wut?

  • Is there one for democrat or liberals too?

  • is being against the death penalty really defending criminals?... what if i wanna decapitate prisoners and you say "decapitation is brutal and gross, america shouldent do that"... should i come out like a dumbass and say "YOU SUPPORT RAPE AND MURDERER!!!!"?... keep letting corporations poisen your water, im moving to europe

  • @wildboy789789 you stupid hippy. im not a conservative either. lol your just terrible.

  • @wildboy789789 Actually, depending on mean of decapitation, that may be less painful to a said prisoner. Well-made guillotines are often thought to be the most effective tool of death (that doesn't involve stimulants or depressants), for both the argument of effort put in and the speed of the execution.

    All of that is besides the point. I don't exactly want to try to explain my political views to someone who refers to himself as "i" and thinks my water is being "poisened" by corporations.

  • @133713Dude flouride is poisen, and the usa is the only country that puts it in its water... and your a pretty sick mother fucker if you think decapitation is a good choice... the head rolls on the floor but still looks at you, and the body starts kicking around... id rather shut someone down with an injection, not separate their head from their body while they are alive... maybe we can just cut of their balls and watch them bleed out for 5 minutes in agony... sound like fun?

  • @wildboy789789

    Well that's what all you militant "atheists" believe right? That the Big Bang just "happened"? I'm not saying that the Big Bang isn't a viable theory. I'm simply saying there's no more evidence for it at the present time, than there is for a "God". Especially when you throw 'string-theory' into the mix, which at least in part is the only logical way the Big Bang could be possible. If string theory is accurate, then multiple dimensions exist, and thus, the case for God is viable.

  • @staticenz thanks for showing me how bigoted you are... i dont agree with the big bang because we have not found an edge or center to the universe, so there is no where for it to explode from... and multiple dimentions is bull shit... steven hawking and einstein had THEORIES!!!... and i dont agree with your spirituallity, because your spirituallity is to ignore fact and present faith as fact, your ruining the world

  • @wildboy789789

    So because of your own weak predisposition against seeing someone's head roll on the floor (completely immaterial) you're ok with killing someone? In other words killing someone is ok, as long as YOU the killer, don't have to physically witness the morbidity of it all? The method of the kill is irrelevant. If you want to make a moral argument stick with the "suffering" bit.. It's at least a bit more logical than your half-ass attempt to justify your particular brand of killing.

  • @wildboy789789 If you would calm your rager down, you would understand that I was stating that guillotine is the least painful non-injection death. The mind is instantly severed from the rest of the nervous system, making death quick and, argueably, painless. Also, flouride isn't "poisen" when used in minute dosages. For your information, all government-controlled drinking water within the United States have official reports of their properties, which can be accessed by their local citizens.

  • @133713Dude in that case, lets just take a big axe and chop people in the brain... that will make europe appretiate us more (notice the HEAVY sarcasm)

  • @wildboy789789

    "keep letting corporations poisen your water, im moving to europe...."

    *wave*

    Don't let the door hit ya where the uh... 'magical big bang and evolution' split ya.

  • @staticenz im pro-war, do u support the fight?... because if the stupid jews and muslims wanna massacre eachother than its only fitting that the intelligent american atheists support sending our retarded christian troops into a murder zone... u should join the army with the rest of you kids that belive the afterlife is paradise... we will gladly send you to the afterlife... robots win the wars, conservative christian troops are just the meat sheild for protecting the robots from bullets LOL

  • @wildboy789789

    I'm actually agnostic. So, yah.. points off for that. 2nd, I actually DO support "the fight" because I'm pretty proud of our country and its accomplishments. So yes, any douche that would come here and attack it is my enemy. 3rd I'm not a bigoted asswipe so I don't hate the Jews (or even all Muslims) -- What I do hate is intolerant extremists like you who don't understand that we're all human and should at the end of the day, be free to choose our OWN spiritual path.

  • @wildboy789789

    You're "cool" because you make "edgy" youtube comments. Fag.

  • atleast this was funny unlike the action Cartoon all stars i just watched. man that was crap!!

  • Off the charts faggotry.

  • LOL

  • You make fun, but seriously, what is the difference between killing a baby before it's born and killing one after it's born? If one is wrong, why isn't the other?

  • @samwise54321 Ah, to be young, it's all so black and white!

  • Apparently parents getting high and duct taping their child to a wall just for laughs is bad enough to get onto the news, but abortion? Nah, that's totally fine. ;P

  • cowabunga BABY KILLER!!!!

  • This is so awesome!! Great video!

  • Turtles defend fetuses with honor.....hell yeah

  • is this a joke? or are there really ppl that stupid.

  • @rejoin This is a joke, but there really are people that stupid out there.

  • politicians should learn from this to get the young populations attention I'd watch!

  • @nudaydawning me 2

  • if only politics were this awesome.

  • Utterly Awesome.

  • "Turtles defend fetuses with honor!"

    Also that BGM during the first GI Joe clip was really catchy. Would anyone happen to know the name of it?

  • abortion robots? lol

  • Why does Shredder sound like Kiaba from Yugioh Abridged?

  • @jdprice1987 He sounds like the real Kaiba, you mean. LittleKuriboh is the world's biggest hack who masks his actions with so-called "self-depreciating humor"l which we all know is phony.

  • lol at conservatives, they are so silly

  • oh god that krang was epic

  • how did you make this?

  • totally on the villains' side

  • ew, capital punishment.

    ew, abortion.

    ew, facists.

  • 1:15

    They don't Have consciousness yet though!

    Unborn beings.

    -If the woman is dying- & needs the baby removed for some complication, Or is Deformed & dead before surgery or birth

    you save NOTHING!,

    -Plus Saving a Dud Fetus Might Kill the Mother in the process, but Who cares?

    That's like saying SAVE My boogers or shit before I make them & blow them Out myself!

    it's Illogical, & none our concern, Nazi -CRAB Reps or Dems.

    Only families & friends concern at least.!* Lol.

  • @SkyRifter

    -I remember a Muslim lady or someone, who had a Dead Solid Rock Baby within her body for 40 years or something never Released:

    It's as Solid as ROCK! -Try saving that unborn thing!

    was one big sucker too!

  • @SkyRifter not to be anti-choice, but i will point out foetuses dream

  • @kourii

    -I sure hope so, i sure hope so...,

    >But JUST Don't you just Love Religious People/MEN who Judge & Control a Woman's life, Especially Old -Grey men who Have No Freaking -Clue

    How PAINFUL a child's -birth can be, YET their out there saying "SHAME Upon you for Abortions,

    I swear, they're only using this abortion thing, for political gain -No matter who is hurt in the process, even if the attacker is crazy, all just a big Political gaining.

    -Yet young fucks die quick 24- 7 un-noticed.

  • @kourii

    Via; "Car- Wrecks, Rape, Gang-Muggings, Attackers, child-molesters, "

    -It's Only AFTER your born, They Don't give a F about us "Their Already born Population, It's What's Imaginary "What's coming", they think, But still Expendable for their little -phony Shoot-em up Wars.

    etc, all expendable all for gain- in the voters poles.

    So i don't wanna hear; "BABY Killers," 

    -When all-people don't give a "F" -for a small kid crossing the road & just RUN-HIM Over, Just because *You could."

  • Goddammit! I don't know which one is better; preachy Optimus or ''Cowabunga, baby killer!''

  • hahahha conservatives really do suck!!

  • @jesusisbling this was an anti liberal video you fucking idiot. if you cant see that thrn your a really great example of a liberal

  • @ryanboyd72yahoo

    Oh really?!? Well in that case then, conservatives actually do suck. hahahhah

  • @ryanboyd72yahoo You're pretty damn stupid if you think this was anti-liberal.

  • Abortion robots.........with buzzsaws? O.o

  • lol abortion robots

  • Hahahaha it is like a right wing version of Captain Planet.

  • now if only they would reintroduce prayer into our public schools

  • Abortion robots! Yay!

  • AWESOME

  • hahahah Noam chumski :D

  • LOL. Okay I decided to give it a high rating after hearing Optimus "smack" before talking. lol.

  • lol

  • 1:58 PWNED! This was pretty funny.

  • Still one of the finest videos on youtube. Come back GeoffreyG! Fuckin' come back!

  • "arguing on the internet is like running the special olympics..even if you win, you're still retarded" **

    o.o

  • bwhahaha

  • hahaha ABORTIOBOTS!!!

    cowabunga baby killer :D

  • is there any 30 minute episodes of this besides anti drug one? if so plz post them

  • "Take this sucka to the dumpsky, because he's been listening to a Noam Chumpsky!" Freakin' brilliant.

  • @nymersic a "known chump-ski"?

  • You think very idealistic, I do not, we are humans and I see humans as very little than viruses infesting planet earth, we speak about being so valuable so unique, but why are we so valuable? Are we rare? Are we important for this planets survival? And does destroying the planet with our weird inventions and making life complex REALLY make us smarter than any other life form?

    Then again, who claims viruses are unworthy to exist? I simply believe we humans take ourselves way to serious.

  • And since I am getting the hang of this: Once humanity believed itself to live in the center of the universe that the world was flat and so on, but... hey, earth is just a big blob in the middle of nowhere, and since everything is relative, we may be nothing but viruses, and earth may in fact be nothing more but a cell, a part of another living being. After all it contains the same substances a cell does, no? It bleeds when wounded, and it even contains a core.

    Valuable? Nah...life is overrated

  • If you think we are infesting the planet then do the world a favor and off yourself if you don't value life, but I guess you will be like all the others and propose others die to save the planet.

  • Why not, if people want to die to save the planet, they are free to do so, people are free to do whatever they want with life.

    As worthless as humans may seem on the big perspective, we all have such qualities as survival instincts, pride and so on, so if someone is going to die first. Hypocrites like you should go first.

  • @Gamelvl84 "arguing on the internet is like running the spacial olympics..even if you win, you're still retarded"

  • Says the "schabbbe" asshole trying to pick a fight with everyone else.

    That comment of yours is like the special olympics, its not original, nobody really cares and good chance that the one that posts it is retarded or a fat fuck without arms, legs, or balls.

  • @Gamelvl84 im not trying to pick a fight with anybody.. and i know it's not original that's why i have the quotation marks -.-'

  • Well, you could have fooled me -.- No matter. Its okay.

  • Jesus Christ, what has saturday morning come to?

  • That's the original episode of the Ninja Turtles. You have a relic of awesomeness at your disposal, my friend!

    And gamelvl84... I think you have a misconception about abortion: it's not painless. Ask a doctor who's got the stones to be honest with you about it. My girlfriend's a medic, believe me... some of the stuff she told me about the technical process of some abortions changed my view on the whole issue.

    ...I still thought this video was stinkin' hilarious, though...

  • Ever asked a baby if it hurts?

  • WTF!? Omg I never knew cobra had snake skin and everything....unless that is some super cosmetic work.

  • I loled

  • What better way to stop a murderer from killing again, than by killing HIM?

  • lol, Roblox.

  • lmfao

  • Best way to prevent abortion: Kill every woman that desires to do so.

    No seriously, Id rather kill the unborn child than expose him to what could be so much worse than a quick almost painless death.

  • Painless? The "fetus" tries to get away as the doctor tries and suck him up or chop him to bits. Why not then kill 3 month old babies too? I mean whats the difference?

  • Consciousness, besides the fact that the 3 month of baby has seen and known the world as we have. Id rather kill the baby while still unborn, than allow it to be raised by two drug addicts with past child mutilation records.

    Have you ever seen those orphans that are tied up to a bed all day and grow up to become brain injured and traumatized because their life in certain orphanages?

    As I said, if I knew that was their destiny, id take him out my self.

  • How do you know if the conciousness is high enough in a still unborn baby? How do you know if his pain receptors work as intended? And even if this is the case, there are so many worse ways of going away in this world.

    Now that, is the difference.

  • Just because there are worse ways of going out doesn't mean we should encourage it. i ask if, if we can't know if they can feel pain why are we doing abortions in the first place? You seem like you want to play God and determine who is fit to live and who isn't.

    How about instead of killing the baby someone adopt him or her? How about making sure child services does their job? How about protecting the most vulnerable of us in society.

  • Since I do not believe in god, I simply see it that we people do what is necessary to improve upon society, and yes, if I had the possibility to become a god I would have. I believe that Immortality is closer than we humans believe, if it was not for the self imposed limitation because of conflicting belief systems....

    Did I not tell you about what happens to many of these "adopted" children? Do you think the orphanages are stuffed because this is a easy task to achieve?

  • As for "I" am to decide "who is fit to survive":

    -The rich ones survive in society, with the money to buy everything they need to survive about any disease, the poor die from what could be a infected splinter on their finger.

    -In war the country seems to believe itself fit to decide which thousands of young men are sent to die, and not. mostly young men are sent to their deaths.

    -In many countries poor children die every day while rich people simply pass by.

    Continuing.

  • Continuation:

    Now you could either say that I am the one that decided things to be like this, that young and children are to die because I decide so. This is wrong, I have not decided this, it is the very government that decided who lives, and who dies. I simply accept it, and if I am to blame...

    ..:Then we are all guilty the same.

    You can either adopt each child yourself, or face the fact that these are the rules and we can do little to change them.

    As for me, I do not believe in guilt.

  • And  somehow being poor I beat one of the deadliest forms of cancer and am 20 years post chemo.

  • Nice, although "poor" you afforded the chemo treatment, now lets see how that 12 year old boy with cancer in Africa makes it out.

    I hate it when people victimize themselves... Now if you are such a believer, chop your limbs of and pray to your god that they grow back, if they grow back, you have made a believer out of me.

  • No I was lucky to go on state aid. I don't victimize myself I feel blessed to be alive and am stronger for the experience. I feel sorry that you have such a grim outlook on life and humanity.

  • Just because I do not see life from the same perspective you do, does not mean my view on life and humanity is grim. I feel sorry for religious fanatics.

  • @Gamelvl84

    eww. random athiest troll rage.

  • lmao

  • This is so funny!!

  • My favorite part is Krang saying "we'll abort every fetus on earth! mwa hmeh hmeh hmeh"

  • this is actually more entertaining. Optimus Prime prayer in schools. ROFL

  • "Take this sucker to the dumpsky, cause he's been listening to a Noam Chumpsky!"

  • AND FUCK NOAM CHOMSKY

  • The Ninja Turtle segment was awesome. Well done, sir!

  • abortion should be mandatory

    and there is no god

  • Wow. If I had children, I'd want to kill anyone who exposed them to this Fascist bullshit.

  • wow what a dick.

    right now i'd prefer all the cartoons nowadays didn't exist

  • a man/woman after my own heart

  • Krain's a fetus... it all makes sense now...

  • Seriosuly , Liberal is the only way foward. go and shit in a hat and eat it. you biased fucker.