VALENTINES MAKEUP

[acatalinar]

I wanna see how JPmetz acts at work.

[inuyashaxx]

Valentine's Day is VD, which is the same as venereal disease. JP in JPMetz can only stand for one thing: Just Perfect.

[Cassie596]

"Book of BS." XD

[harperluvsbears101]

Lmfaooo the fact that she was about to tell us a helpful tip about mascara the sound and the sign that said "too helpful" killed me. ! i love justine

[catsowntheinternet]

xoxo



[MsCreepydolly]

Justine,you are my favorite " That's because you have the BLEND THE HELL YOU IDIOT"

[ponyboyluver15]

It's okay if you don't have a vententine, neither do it. It's okay, me and you...can have a dance party!

[MsTally01]

"ill take my uh, book of bs here" lmao

[hate4love1]

I dont celebrate Valentines Day I celebrate Arizonas birthday

[gerbil545]

Justine's my valentine. Justine's my valentine. Justine's my valentine. Justine's my valentine. I just love saying that out loud.

[soccerrox656]

is this makeup suppose to be a joke? like your doing the opposite of the actual makeup people would usually wear on valentines day

[MaIsabella05]

@soccerrox656 R U SERIOUS!? Did you even listened to what she was saying as she was putting her makeup on?

[UrMomWatchesThis]

i would marry you

[MrJovitageorge]

lol!!!

[CeriaGrace]

Whenever I have a bad day, I watch your videos and your angst makes everything better!

[lovemepug101]

one of my friends said you look ugly ....... they no longer are with us.....

[lovemepug101]

when i first looked you up i said " aww she looks nice and pretty"

one second later BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

[JasmineHongg]

My sister said you looked ugly with curly hair.

I don't have a sister anymore.

[popcicleshooter]

i dont know if it's your makeup. or light....but ur foundation always makes you look kinda yellow. idk if it's me or wat lol but just saying

[brieeeXoXraWr]

You're my new idol :D

[NeedMoney4SpaghettiO]

This reasoning is exactly why I'm not going to celebrate valentine's day ever again.

Thank you so much for speaking what's on my mind.

[Italian97Girl]

be  my valentine XD

[XxLiLGiGgLeZzxX]

lmao!! TO HELPFUL!! XD

[sweetcharade518]

Neutral ass lip.

[XxYeahGoodxX]

Defa-damn-nition :D

[Frashionable]

You said you liked Christmas. LOL

[MsYogawolf]

no one deserves to be your valentine.

[CaptainFails]

"TOO HELPFUL" i laughed so hard at that part :') you're awesome

[lovelovelulu]

no one can frown like you

[smile6368]

ur amazing :D

[hamzehrocks100]

I would make you my valentine anyday :D!

[anthonygreek15]

2:37!!!!!

[Hellothere12]

Valentine's day is my birthday... :(

[kaleighscott]

ur cute

[BonesxtoxPaste]

You're a beautiful green racoon <3

[TheXxxDUCKxxx]

You are too funny! I showed my Mom your videos and she laughed so hard at some things you said! Your hilarious!

[rklacrosse17]

2:16 my favorite face ever.

[MIMIISAWESOMEily]

LMFAO. Omg X'D this made my day. :)

[icecreamlover459]

Why would I eat stupid Russell stovers? GODIVA ALL THE WAY

[oceansgem]

I love your angry face, it reminds me of home <3

[maybeanhappy]

LMAO! BLACK FLUID..ahh valentines XD

[ishnostalkerX3]

2:16 - just epic.

[Angel4Demongirlz]

Green racoooooooon x)

[THE1DEBIE2MYERS3SHOW]

your make up sucks you need to watch some make up tutorials

[joyap03]

LOL I LOVE U JUSTINE

U TAKE OUT MY BAD MOOD BY BEING SO RECKLESS

LOL

THANKS

[honestlyiamsmiling]

defidamnition

[FashionSmeg]

Stuff my Parents, I want to me like you when I'm older.

[littleadverturers]

You give your viewers so much abuse...and yet they keep coming back.

[Awwwssooommmeee]

made me so fucking laugh

[jocelynj1]

face ass front

[DearMeNoUserName]

hahahaaahah!!!

Book of BS lol!

[ChrissyIsHXC]

LMFAO i love you.

[GingerSkittles911]

LMFAO

[WobbaLobba90]

You are too funny

[rebeccacaitlynxo]

your nostrils are lop-sided

[Rawraprilhere8]

You are fucking amazing XD

[ct94]

you're such an ass. nevertheless, a semi-funny one.

[KNEECOOLERS]

youre like the v day grinch

[KNEECOOLERS]

lol.

[Caitshybabes]

LMFAO. you make me laugh like hell XD

[508674230]

i LOVE your videos!!!!!!!!!

[randomlovestom]

just found you on youtube! i love you alreadyyy :)

your great!

[L0laRoro00]

cuhzz your a loserr

[legendarykurenai]

lmfao.

You are amazing.

[OhSoAle]

HAHAHAHA <3

[NikkiNeUrotix]

I love this look. What brands were you using?. I saw hard candy but what else?

[MegaPokaDota]

your so amazing <3

i'll be your valentine.

[ilovecartoons09]

its like a green smokey eye

[PassionatePianoArt]

hahahah! green racoon! i died laughing hahah

[Zavedi234]

At least I'm not the only one alone at Valentine's Day...

[Emmers1983]

Don't worry Justine, I have a "valentine" and I still hate it. Like you can't love someone any other day of the year, lol. Anyway, you pretty much bring sunshine to my life every time I watch your videos:-)

[Caitshybabes]

your frown reminds me of my friend SO MUCH !

[LyssaIsADoll]

i'd go gay for justine<3

[ShySinger101]

i know what complementary colors are. i learned that in like 5th grade...

[cdwaik]

@ShySinger101 She's kidding dumb fuck, now excuse me while I go look at pictures of Justine, the goddess of beauty.

[niennagalathil]

i thought the eyes turned out nicely. and the nude lips worked nicely. :-)

[zuerigiirl]

i'd be your valentine,if i were a boy xD

[katelovesu88]

HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAA

[poetaytoe3]

Why aren't you a model, Justine?

[ApRiL3706]

lol

[SillyIsabel]

I DIDNT KNOW IT'LL TURN OUT LIKE THAT, AMAZING!!!!!!!! and yet you're also VERY entertaining

[88cargod88]

y are you so angry?

[LittleBittyBuggs]

she is angry because her beautifulness surpasses everyone elses, and she pitys everyone.

[theLadySpies]

I actually think this looks pretty

~Tiffy

[GummiGummi123]

it is really hard to believe that youve never had a valentine.

[crazybug500]

ur sooo funny lol

[lnoel4274]

book of bs...lmfao. i love you

[rockinlililaura]

That was a great mascara trick Justine, way to go!

[WTFSTEVENSMITH]

I love you.

you're amazing.

Finally someone who actually has a sense of humor.

[AngAvaritia]

i laughed so hard... :D and i think i picked up a make-up tip or two for valentines day.. im staying at home..

[MunaxD]

you're awesome. and, so, so bitter.

[skittles143x]

you could be my valentine.

[ShadowGirl1002]

your the frigging awesome jpmetz(:

yes, that was my "kiss your ass" comment

[Smontie103]

you should be a comedian! haha your are too funny!

[MacenMadness]

your reminding me i fucking hate valentines -_-

[Himynameiscritia]

well i will be your valentine. i'll even get you those stupid candies that say "do me" and "be my bitch" and "if you were a prostitute i'd spend my life savings on you" because i can just tell those are your favorite.

[relright]

man I wish I'd gotten that helpful mascara trick

[Raddstar]

im taking my book of b.s here. LOOL

[bluntlysarcastic]

the awkward dancing goat dances for you. because nobody likes soundlyawake.

[Genoationman]

i broke up with my bf today. lol

[bummercucumber]

In this video, your nose reminds me of an upside-down heart. Which reminds me how much I love you.

[0piumbubble]

I wore this look the other day and my boyfriend took me out for an expensive dinner.

He broke up with me after I washed the makeup off because I no longer reminded him of you...

[excellentgerwa]

I used to work at a Hallmark, and holidays completely annoyed me.

The men are THE WORST. They get so pissed because there aren't any cards left. I just recommended for them to buy Beanie Babies and some gum. I told them women loved it.

If I wasn't getting laid, nobody was.

[Covening]

@excellentgerwa you, my dear friend, are amazing.

[excellentgerwa]

@Covening Just paying it forward...

[traveler1938]

@excellentgerwa Bahahahaha

[playmate08ash]

@excellentgerwa Oh my goodness yes. Lol.

[samlaro17]

Would you be my valentine? <3

[samlaro17]

I'm not the only one. Then I guess I'll take a number and wait for you forever. <3

[ANESIAKALLENS]

LOL @ valentines customers!!! same @ my work : /

[Everywhere2]

If you'd hung the poster higher, they couldn't watch you through the vent anymore. Just sayin.

[kalvarado90]

I hate Valentines Day, but I love you! Would you be my Valentines?

[dbgc609]

i used to work at rite aid now i boycott

[bobaaasha]

Will you be my valentine so we can celebrate m birthday together?

[Lilangel0522]

Will you be my Valentine, Justine?

[rachel297]

i was in school sitting a test all of a sudden i got a huge grin and started to laugh.

the teacher asked my why i was smiling

i simply said in a low voice "justine"

she replied "i understand"

[Haydennn69]

Do you rent or own?

...

Those wings you ANGEL!

<3

[sn00kiepuss]

ur teeth is ugly

[limitededitiono8]

@sn00kiepuss go to hell!!!

[OneTwoFeeb]

STFU before i frigging kill you DOUCHEBAG

[ShantellMarie456]

i really wanna know how you act at work.

lol cause i can only imagen you like this

[thumbsup34]

i took a boxing class to learn how to punch. They did it wrong and told them they need to learn from JPMETZ

[xxmissashleyxx]

I'd spend a million dollars on a valentine's day card JUST for You. <3

[famliyguypros]

2:18 EPIC FACE !!!!

[cestamie]

Neutral ass lip.  Love you!!!

[JustSmileLifeIsGreat]

hahaha...that was so funny!!!

[PDUBS3A07]

ill be your valentine. but im a girl so its like a friendship valentine.

[gracehumous]

On compare people I had the option to choose you for "who is happier?" I did. I regret nothing.

[eternalsunshine182]

I love that cute face you make. Do you date younger girls?? <3 ;]

[jessiraccoon]

defidamnition lol love it!

[Luke9294]

I'd literally die to be your valentine, but i know i don't deserve a classy goddess like you..

So i'm just gonna back off and watch your magnificient and exquisite beauty. all alone.

[MayMayIsMyPuppy]

cough cough pessimism hack cough

[MissSaraDee]

God called, he wants his angel back

[RoseyOuttaControl]

I like that you're not like all the other dumb bitches who do make up vids. *cough* juicystar07 *cough* allthatglitters21 o.o

[ROSSofHEARTS]

i dont want you to be my valentine, your too happy for me. =)

[stupidmecharm]

i buy my valentines for people on the 15th, half off baby!

[Cheyenneezy]

"Make new frinds but keep the old

One is silver and the other is gold."

Pfft. Dummies. Who needs friends when I can just re-watch your videos.

[HeyJeremyC]

I'd ask you to be my Valentine, but I know I'm not worthy to have a woman like you.

[darlingnatalie7]

you can be my valentine!

[lacusinella]

Justine, your videos make my DAY!!!

frikin love your humor.

[marklemieux]

can i cancel my best friend application and reapply to be your valentine? one romantic day with you would be better than being friends forever.

[lovemakeupalways2]

Im taking my a book of bs here! HAHHAHAHAHA

[Nikkiandkim]

i would blend the hell with you.

[kelsmydear]

i get up earlier in the morning to watch your video's. they help me ace my tests i don't study for.

[mitcharp]

you always pull off the make up you choose so well.  i want to get a sex change so i can be a girl and wear make up too. i could only hope itd be a trillionth as good as yours is

[KatieHuxMaaan]

with your hair, and face, and glare, i would feel honoured to be your valentine :)

[justthegirl25]

There should be a national holiday devoted to you. :)

[x0xginaax03]

you look like my teacher

[saralikesdaisies]

wow... sorry it's just you are the most beautiful woman i have ever layed eyes on. will you be my valentine justine? we can go out to dinner somewhere, not subway.. somewhere with a little more class? like mcdonalds. we can share an evening of tasty big macs, beautiful dancing and to end the night, a long walk on the beach. if that doesn't tickle your fancy, how about making sweet sweet love in the back of my truck so we can make beautiful babies that look just like you.

[xObubbleslove]

defaDAMNnition<333

[ClaudetteRoxx]

Valentine's Day SUCKS! Why do you need a day just to show your "LOVE" when you can show it any other day? LMAO! You are hilarious!

[tryingtofly7]

if i ad to choose between living a life without ever seeing another jpmetz or having every last one of my toes and fingers plucked off and eaten by mother, i would choose the last one

[crispeatree]

gah! you're hilarious justine... I miss you! :D

[protocom11]

you never gona get a valitin

[J11pointK]

You made a perfect expression of how me and my friends look and act during this stupid dumb ass valentines day :D

[mariecobain]

XD fav video of the day.... omg lol that's sooo f'in true

[blackberrywhore]

until you post a new video, I indulge in drugs and alcohol to help me cope with not watching you

[il0vemakeup97]

Will you be my valentine? My life would be complete.

[Peaches70380]

Would you be my Valentine?

[mismisdakitty]

this video inspired me to dump my valentines date and spend the day with my true loves: drinking stoli and watching videos of you.

[Deeprealm]

Sure u have many time to get fucked ! XD

[jaimelyn6]

In order to sleep at night I pause one of your videos on my lap top and tuck you in bed with me.

[MorbidBlessing]

I choose to read it as; "Kiss My Ass. Comment Time!"

[joyster235]

I'll always be here to celebrate Single Awareness Day with you Justine, you know, with chocolate, flowers and champagne. Actually eff those items, we can always juggle screaming babies and harass Nicki.

[sarahlush07]

you are the wind beneath my wings. i'd die without you.

[rainbowfishhh]

i just remembered that i posted

a quote from you as my status on

facebook one time. and i just spent

like twenty minutes clicking 'older

posts' to try and find it. it was from

november. but all that was worth

the smile you brought to my face.

in case you were wondering, the

phrase was 'once again, i'm

disadamnppointed.'

[EmilyHalliday]

Justine World Tour 2010 I see it. I would follow you around the whole world to see your beauty.

[KubayoBUNMONKEYnerdd]

Justine, you are SOO radiantly beautiful too! PLEASE, will you be my valentine? I promise to give you a million onion rings or doughnuts or anything you want, you are UHMAZING! <3

[TerrifyingTACO]

Screw my "Will you be my Valentine?" comment.

Will you be my wife, Justine?

*gets down on one knee*

*hands you onion ring*

[lipglossjunkee]

When i ask you to merry me i will propose to you with an expandable onion ring my love. and i will say "Justine, will you eat with me?"

[TheReference1]

i dont understand why justine does makeup tutorials, its not like anyone can look as good as her anyways....

[beccababyy08]

You're the most beautiful green raccoon I think I've ever seen, Justine. Will you be my nice ass Valentine ?

I mean, you haven't already been asked by the majority of your subscribers or anything...