Dane Cook Impression by Anthony Jeselnik - Part 3 of 3

[calehartmann]

thumbs up if you came here for Babcock's "coca cola addiction" bit

[thinkingjack]

Cook fucking blows, pure trash.

[BikiniDeathSquad]

I'm a fan of both Dane Cook and Anthony Jeselnik. They both make me laugh

[mykotron]

Cook fucking sucks

He is horrible at his job. And a fucking loser.

[juanito3210]

@mykotron same here, I would hate to shower in money and work in the thing i enjoy the most too.

[Spencedawg2468]

Well it's funny that his Dane cook style got a hell of a lot more laughs that NGOs own boring version

[dylangraves]

That is a huge over exaggeration. Dane cook has four CDs

[dylangraves]

Cook isnt as terrible as everyone makes him out to be. Also a lot of people dont realize that he is a big part of the return of the comedy boom. His cd got number 2 on the billboard and showed record labels they could make money on comedy cds again.

[binarystar21]

@dylangraves

Too bad pretty much every joke and act he has, he stole from Louie CK. *yawn*

[mykotron]

@dylangraves he sucks... apparently you thought he was funny... THAT is funny.

[dylangraves]

@mykotron you just proved you have a shitty take on comedy.

[Marlborogirl84]

Perfect impression

[jejo02]

NICE! 

[mdsoultrain]

Comics hate on Dane Cook like a boss..shit is sad. If he sucks so much why is he in your act...i dont get it

[Dodgyasdf]

@mdsoultrain because his jokes are shitty, but other comedians are making fun of him by acting like him. I mean, is it not that clear? Or are you just trying to word things in a way to insult the guy in the video?

[mdsoultrain]

@Dodgyasdf actually that is clear, its an opinon...is that clear? Maybe the guy in the video should take some pointers from Dane Cook I'm sure his career isnt quite as great. Ive seen Dane Cook pack a stadium, is that clear?

[ishosoi]

@mdsoultrain its funny because you repeated a thing he said. well done, sir. it is crystal clear.

[mdsoultrain]

@ishosoi not trying to be funny, "Just the facts ma'am"

[izvunzemen]

@mdsoultrain I guess it's a fellowship envy of some kind.

[PunchLineStudios69]

I like Dane Cook. But i also love Louis CK. Dane Cook is more of a story teller.

[sabigirl818]

The only difference between that impression of Dane Cook and his actual stand up, is that his stand up is actually funny. Stop hating of Dane Cook. Give the guy a break

[MrBRUCELEE98]

I wish "Im a leo" guy would have fallen off the stage and broke his gay wrist!

[KallyJones]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was describing this guy to my friends the other day and they asked "who's he like"? So I told them he's like Dane Cook, but with talent and is funny.

[mtb416]

This guy is a great comedian

[Catmando2022]

And some nfl teams just suck. Jonestown comes to mind when I think of dane cooks massive audience

[ItsMichaelH]

This guy has like 3 people in his crowd.. have you seen Vicious Circle by Dane Cook.. theres a fucking NFL game crowd at Dane's shows.

[TKMSeznam12]

@ItsMichaelH That show of Dane's is also in his hometown...Fortunately, comedy isn't judged by the size of your audience - but the quality of your jokes. Anthony is the superior comic in all categories, unless you're brain-dead or a child, you might think Cook is funny.

[Gregd8888]

@ItsMichaelH Only because he has a good promoter and because the majority of the people in this country are brain-dead so of course he's going to have more people there. Real stand-up comedy is performed in a room like this, not in a fucking stadium like larry the cable guy or jeff dunham.

Dane cook's career is dying anyway, did you even see his last special? He's trying too hard to be a real comedian now

[mtb416]

@ItsMichaelH I wish that meant something. Dane's comedy gets old super fast.

[elquicko]

He actually looks like Dane Cook in this video.

[arccotangent]

Why the hell was Jonah Ray crowding the stage the whole time and then finally leaves when Anthony finishes? Need attention much?

[iScreamPWN]

he got the body language perfect

[MrRolandslinger]

@rosendah So you do stand up?

[skullsrule01]

Actually he's really funny so stop talking shit about him cause your not fucking funny

[MrRolandslinger]

(RE: people talking crap on Dane) Oh yeah, never mind that Dane Cook actually revolutionized the whole concept of using social media to make himself big and sell a shit ton of albums to do it. This is now the business model for every comedian. Now, I'm not a huge fan and but I respect Dane for what he's done as I'm sure Anthony here would say he does. Be a comedian first before you talks shit. Try living in their shoes.

[rosendah]

@MrRolandslinger Him learning how to sell himself makes him a good businessman but doesn't make him funny. And we don't need to be comedians to have an opinion on someone and to realize if they are funny or not. That is a stupid counter-argument and it's one I see in sports all the time to give you a parallel.

[rosendah]

@MrRolandslinger For example, take a great coach who has no basketball skills. He tells his superstar player how to improve part of his game and the player whines "You're not even good at basketball so I'm not going to listen to you." Sounds pretty stupid right?

[seriousguynogames3]

@MrRolandslinger HAHAHAHA

[oAirehko]

@MrRolandslinger Using social media in 2005 is a marketing tactic for people in the 10-16 age demographic. Hence, his fans.

Fast forward 6 years, and like no new acts. The said demographic is now 16-22 with different psychographics at the same time. Dane Cook was a gateway drug to new comedians and these people have moved on from myspace to facebook, could care less about Dane Cook.

Fact is Dane isn't an outstanding comedian, just a tactician with a silly attitude.

[GnarlyCarly1308]

i dumped a guy cause his idea of comedy was dane cook and jeff dunham! :/ plus he had NO idea who louis ck was, he had to goo...!

[nunpunter]

@GnarlyCarly1308 good call.

[killpineapple]

@GnarlyCarly1308 why wouldnt you be his savior and play him Louis CK and change his life? Cook and Dunham have made me giggle, but I can only love great comedians if i've heard about em. help a dude out!!

[Gregd8888]

@killpineapple can't fix retardation

[sonofsamx3i]

@GnarlyCarly1308 You did the right thing. I think I actually know that guy or it's just a weird coincidence.

[dnlbraden]

@GnarlyCarly1308 i love you

[bronsbrg]

@GnarlyCarly1308 That is perfect. I respect you for that. Also, Louis CK is awesome.

[hastycolours]

@GnarlyCarly1308 your mentality sounds like people I know. Those people I call my friends. Also, what you said is fucking excellent.

[binarystar21]

@GnarlyCarly1308

God Bless you girl!

[wizzenbogger]

@GnarlyCarly1308 i love you

[Bigkahkistan]

@GnarlyCarly1308 under normal circumstances, i'd say it's incredibly shallow to dump a guy over his taste in comedy, but my god do i hate those two hacks. good job.

[thinkingjack]

@GnarlyCarly1308 you're gonna make someone the happiest dude on earth.

[didimydoe3]

@GnarlyCarly1308 Marry me. Over Youtube.

[SamLuke69]

Fuck Dane Cook! He's a clown.

[cnacanfield]

Seriously the best dane cook impression ever.

[darciv]

This dude is awful! How many people are sitting in that room watching this pathetic excuse of a stand-up routine? 9 people, maybe 12? All cousins or paid "seat fillers" I'm sure. Dane Cook is a gifted fucking comedian. He sells out shows around the country in the thousands. Cook has something this cat will only masturbate about...talent.

[seriousguynogames3]

@darciv HAHAHAHA

[MommyFrazzled]

He does have Dane's mannerisms down.

[akonanndbruno]

notice they laugh ALOT more wen he does the dane cook impression O.o. LOVE DANE COOK!!!!! but also love anthony! love comedy <3

[minecraftbattalion]

This is the best video ever

[optimustravis2020]

Aww poor anthony is jealous of dane. Wonder why your doin ur act in front of the 15 member audience n only 5 of them are laughing. You suck.

[Sommelier97]

@optimustravis2020

Dane Cook sucks. Twitch around on stage, swear a lot, and repeat everything you say about 20 times. That is Dane Cook's whole schtick. Not like this guy is any better but to think he is or ANYONE is jealous of Dane Cook...has he come up with anything new in the past 15 years or still sampling other comedians?

[Misaxish]

lol. this guy is funnier as dane cook then he is as himself

[Kartdriver29]

he sounds exactly like christopher walken

[JoeTube27]

Cook is trash

[cyberprunes]

Hipster glasses dude on stage is an asshole

[dragracedude1]

That ass is just standing there on stage wtf

[MuffinManTF]

Anybody who says Dane Cook is the worst clearly hasn't heard of Larry the Cable Guy or Jeff Dunham.

Dane Cook is nowhere near the best, but there are far worse.

[Sommelier97]

@MuffinManTF

He is closer to the worst. The guy is simply not funny.

[eldorado61guy]

I can't get over Anthony's poor grammar. And his joke wasn't funny.

[mrc926]

Great. Love him and Cook. (that other guy on stage is not a 'leo' he's an 'ego'.

[g0nz0]

this is the first time i laughed at dane cook's modus operandi

[thosedamnkids1208]

Goddamn incredible.

[Timoth1983]

Dane Cook is the worst and needs to be destroyed.

[StrongIslandNewYork]

This wasnt supossed to be funny was it?

[heimtime3]

@StrongIslandNewYork  TOTALLY, HOW IS IT NOT FUNNY AS HELL???

[StrongIslandNewYork]

@heimtime3 i just found it stupid

[heimtime3]

@StrongIslandNewYork HOW?? ITS A GREAT IMPRESSION OF A GUY THAT GOT TO THE TOP BY RIPPING OFF JOKES I THINK ITS GREAT

[deucemcdrop]

@StrongIslandNewYork your so lucky your mom didnt have enough money to pay for your abortion

[7akraus11]

@phastroh I used to like Dane Cook. When I was 14. And was comparing Anthony Jeselnik to Mitch Hedberg supposed to be an insult, bc if it is, I think most people would agree that he was infinitely funnier than Dane Cook is.

[phastroh]

While it is funny, he can't cut on Dane Cook because everyone has laughed their ass off at him at some point so don't post on here that you never did.

We could call Anthony Gizzletits Mitch Hedberg Jr. if he want to know who he really sounds like these days.

[kizbo]

@phastroh yeah i laughed at dane cook when i was 11 years old. then i realized he's a substandard comic who mainly appeals to immature and/or drunk people.

[Joeyg143]

@kizbo The number of teenage girls in the audience in Dane Cook's stand-up is terrifying.

[Powerskatermaniac]

@phastroh Actually, I've never laughed at Dane Cook. I don't find him funny at all. I think he does ok as an actor though.

[Sommelier97]

@phastroh

I never have laughed once at Dane Cook. Why? Because most of the time he is telling a joke that I already heard from some other comedian.

[SuperJshorty]

This is quite possibly the worst video on YouTube. Ha

[CheddarBob39]

DANE COOK RULES!!!! This guy is just jealous because he isn't talented. He gives corny one liners that retards who can't get laid love because they are attracted to this kind of humor, you know, kind of like wrist slitting Emos. lol.

[Th35ac]

anthony jeselnik's severely underrated. some people think he's boring just because he stands behind a mic without moving, but that's his style. like it, hate it, your choice. i find him hilarious.

and dane cook's a hack. this was awesome.

[MrBRUCELEE98]

This actually turned me off of Dane...He really is'nt that funny.Thank you Anthony for showing me the light!

[notredame2424]

"Move over, I'm gonna need my space for this" LOL

[IamMoxley]

THIS. is awesome.

[MakeMeTheMusic]

Hey look it's Jonah Ray!

[ThePackman31]

Hahahahahhahahaha

[The01kic]

he's tops! :)

[fucut00b]

this is fuckin stupid. I think thats dudes friends and family out there with all that fake laughin

[srgalloway12]

I love how he's doing a show in someone's backyard ragging on someone who sells out stadiums. I like Anthony and Dane but this was pathetic.

[fucut00b]

@srgalloway12 thats not a backyard its just a set

[DC3893]

@srgalloway12 Gotta start somewhere. I see him on TV more than I do Dane Cook these days.

[DJRoadkill18seven]

"im a leo i like to be in the spotlight" what a grade A doushe

[rreay724]

This is great. Love Anthony Jeselnik. The best thing Dane Cook ever did in his career was get killed in his role in Mr. Brooks. I don't know if any Dane Cook fanatics here realize it, but he dropped off the face of the earth, and Jeselnik is everywhere. I think his career will be just fine.

[617jmurtagh]

Why would u attempt to rip on the most popular comedian on the planet. You probably realize now that that was the dumbest move you could make for your short career as someone "trying" to be a comedian.

[rreay724]

@617jmurtagh Since when is Dane Cook the most popular comedian on the planet? I wouldn't even call him a comedian at this point and recently he dropped off the face of the earth. Way to be realistic buddy.



[VacantChamp]

Jeselnik is a total douche. I can't stand the fuck. His comedy is stupid, and the joke was total lacking a punchline.

[TheAceofNate]

@VacantChamp You're retarded if you can't find the punch line.

[VacantChamp]

@TheAceofNate OUCH My ego is destroyed by a youtube Comment!

[finny6]

Now make fun of Tosh - that guy's a douche.

[Heifsin85]

All it comes down to is it wasn't amazing, but it was good enough.

[jejo02]

hahahahaha

[djphatd]

This would have been better if that annoying chinaman was not on the stage

[trooperjoe73]

"I wish I could be five again, I want it!"

[anthony0187]

100% accurate

[Xoda000]

jesus christ! that was spot on!

[facefacts911]

Don't get me wrong, I really wanted to like this because I fucking hate Dane Cook, but it wasn't very... good.

[AverageFuckinGamer]

@facefacts911 I don't think it was spot on, but you gotta give him credit, he doesn't seem like the type to do impressions and it didn't feel planned. "Dane man" was my favourite. Jonah reminds me of me... pathetic.

[morace250]

dane cook blows

[JMGspeaks]

this sucks, it wasn't funny I've seen better impressions of Dan Cook and Dane Cook is funnier

[Evhoney14]

@JMGspeaks Are you being sarcastic?

[wilsonsmilk]

spot on! haha dane cook is one unfunny fag!!!

[autopsynaz]

Amen!

[BelleAndTheBoy]

What the hell, that's Jonah Ray. Why's he just... standing there? Jeselnek is an evil genius, I love him. J-Ray's awesome too. His bit about kicking dogs is mind-blowing.

[wakemaster84]

Lol. They laugh more when he acts.like dane cook

[poisongodmachine3]

WTF did they tape this in the woods or something?

[imahollaatcha]

I'm not a Jeselnik fan, but this shit was dead on...man, dane cook fuckin sucks

[l33tpwnzord]

Dude needs to take comedy lessons from Dane, maybe he wouldnt suck so much then

[drworm2002]

@l33tpwnzord Dune needs to learn how to post so he wouldnt look like such and idiot when talks sh!t and double posts...

[l33tpwnzord]

@drworm2002

Dune needs to do something? Awesome well let's go tell Dune what he needs to do then

[l33tpwnzord]

Dude needs to take comedy lessons from Dane, maybe he wouldnt suck so much then

[bokononistjim]

is that jonah ray with him on stage? team mira represent!

[NoRegretsForOurYouth]

The funniest part was when that guy was talking about his astrological sign, what a joke.

[flipoutitsfay]

@efb1991 "bumptious"? Are you fucking kidding me? Stop trying to act smart, you're doing it wrong.

[flipoutitsfay]

Absolute perfection.

[takerdust]

no straight man should bring up his astrological sign

[RichardApperition]

omg.Hes so hot.

[Starsky5O]

I love Dane Cook.... but this is hilarious!

[ebu1mp]

This guy is just NOT funny to me at all. "Comes off" as egotistical and has no personality, one joke to the next hes a MONO tone. I mean can you really argue that? He doesn't connect with his audience and takes long pauses like his punch line is gonna be exceptionally funny. HA. sorry Anthony, jokes on you, it's not. PS: Dane Cook is THE SHIIIIIITTT

[ninjasamuricoolness]

@ebu1mp he connects with me, i'm an egotistical bastard... but at least i have a decent sense of humor

[godmathias]

@ebu1mp that last line pretty much summed it up. you must be a 13 year old chick. Dane Cook sucks. That douchy expression was spot on.

[SheddHeadz]

anthony is funny as hell HAHA HEHE HAHA HE

[wapam1981]

I think they both suck. It's one gay hairstyle making fun of another guy with a gay hair style.

[trajik12345666]

Dude...you suck. Your just a hater trying yo get their name out there by slaming someone else

[efb1991]

You know, honestly, Anthony Jeselnik is really funny, but for some reason, Dane Cook is like 50 times more popular than him.

I don't know why, but I think I'd like Dane Cook a lot more in real life. Dane Cook seems is a normal guy, and I think that relates to people.

Anthony Jeselnik, on the other hand, just seems like he would be a really arrogant, bumptious, asshole in real life.

Maybe that's why Dane Cook is much more popular. People just like him, as a person.

[Flyon86]

@efb1991 Jeselnik is just doing a character on stage. I heard him on the Marc Maron podcast and he talked about how his act is basically playing the Devil on stage. Dane Cook on the other hand I've heard is a real a-hole in real life.

[Burgenheimer]

@Flyon86 yea when he did the world series commercial i read he was yelling and complaining and demanding tickets for doing the commercial

[AndrewTheBeast31]

Jonah Rey!!!! Listen to The Nerdist Podcast!

[krizm]

dane cook is not funny

[jk3hybrid]

Dumb fucking video. Bad comedian.

[imabeme247]

The guy's douche...but he's also spot on.

[AveRajala]

@imabeme247 this guy's douche what? WHAT ABOUT HIS DOUCHE?

[robrg18361836]

Anthony is absolutely hillarious...

[skripture13]

that was shit although dane cooks impression of you is dumb too coz you suck and he doesnt know who you are

[Pterodactyl418]

Dane Cook is funny.. I like him. But this guy is great too. :P

[robrg18361836]

@Pterodactyl418 Anthony is absolutely hillarious...

[pawndominance1]

actually a great impression lol--but dane does have some great bits--some of his older shit was really shity though

[brooklyn9938]

Fuck dane cook

[LittleMooseDa]

@guitarGUNFIGHTxxx stfu anthony is funnier than dane cook because like anthony said only little kids find his act amusing

[Brendan194]

This guy got funnier when he started the Dane cook impression, but he still failed to be funny.

[lotzapoppa89]

i wonder, if dane cook had to sit still for a show and talk normally, would people still laugh?

[TiANr0ckst4r]

LOL Dane Cook+Anthony=Win

[ilovsesunicorns22]

is it just me or is the conversation between wolfboy0723 and OneGroovyNigger ridiculously funny.?

[lawnprinter300]

this dudes wack

[donfocker]

He is actually a funnier Dane Cook than Dane Cook.

[OneGroovyNigger]

He is actually a funnier Dane Cook than Dane Cook.

[donfocker]

@OneGroovyNigger You're not funny fag.

[wolfboy0723]

@OneGroovyNigger You nigger.

[OneGroovyNigger]

@wolfboy0723 Brilliant use of words. Your mamma helped you come up with that? So whats the deal, you suck on Dane Cook's cock or something? Must be. Now, shut the fuck up, get back to selling your sorry ass, and make me some money.

[wolfboy0723]

@OneGroovyNigger I called you a nigger because you are one. I'd change my user name if I didn't want people calling me 'nigger.'

[OneGroovyNigger]

@wolfboy0723 Tell your mama I said hi and I remember the other night

[TheFauxpas42]

@OneGroovyNigger Guise, this is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS

[joshrobertcassey]

Dane cook clone..... kill it like the rest

oh he is just a dane cook impersonator .... kill it like the rest.

[nordiquefb]

I love this video. I found about this guy on Pandora and can't get enough of his standup.