ScratchYes.mp4

[ricebabytran]

no we wait *elevator music* because i know everything

[xCooler777x]

The amount of likes on host's comment is 333!

Do not touch it or LORD ENGLISH will brutally murder you in your sleep.

[shadowthenutjob]

@xCooler777x someone already was.

[holypieceofcrap]

Doc scratch is currently unavailable please wait 5 minutes before calling back

[AllMightyTallestEmma]

LIKE A SIR!

[MenloMarseilles]

I think the way you make it loop is by putting a "pause" annotation at the very end.

[holypieceofcrap]

stop the video at 0:00 and look at the bottom right

[megacpfan82]

*standing in elevator listening* :T

*all of the sudden... ELEVATORSTUCK*

... Can anyone hear me..?

[blueberryFootstools]

Stoic as ever Mr. Vanilla Milkshake.

[BlockisticStudios]

i like act 6 :(

[rainbowdashbrony98]

Doesnt that look like Slenderman with a white tux to anyone else?

[Chibi269]

@rainbowdashbrony98 Now this is what I'll think whenever I see him.

[kibitzi]

adfhfglsjgsdfg

professor layton music yes

[nerdlish]

I just got the joke in the name Doc Scratch... I feel fuckin stupid now.

[Imissyouesmirelda]

I kept excpecting somthing surprising. kinda like the whole time he was hosting.

[TheOnePsychocat]

This is... So perfect..

[SilverStarlight21]

I can not be the only one that burst out laughing---

[NeoCarbuncle]

He is doing this because he can.

[TheTwoHeadedPyro]

whats homestuck? also why are they fucking creepy.

[AspenAli]

@TheTwoHeadedPyro Homestuck is the most awesome thing on the internet... EVER. You can find it by.... GOOGLEING HOMESTUCK and following the story. Plus, that is dr. scratch. I think he is pretty creepy, but most of the other character are not. >:] Now I command you to google it and PAY ATTENTION!

[stupidguyx]

@TheTwoHeadedPyro Homestuck is the story of four kids and their sburban adventures.

:|

[destructiondragon360]

You simply cannot beat Doc Scratch in a host-off.

He is truly the greatest and most excellent host there is.

He is also fluent in the ever-enjoyable past time of the occasional joke.

[I have coerced you into the events that would set in motion your actions that would cause you to destroy your own universe.]

[Ha ha hee hee ho ho]

[8^y]

[likedrawingwolf]

for the win!

[YumilX2]

OH GOD.

This sounds like it came out of Super Smash Bros!

[cupcakecraziness]

This is so appropriate....

[greywow]

ELEVATOR MUSIC

I knew Doc Scratch was a troll

[KaryuBunny]

elevatorstuck?

[drenin777]

I shall build a elevator playing only this tune.



[hoiheyyodude]

Please hold...

[GamerSlyRatchet1]

Wonder how Lord English's "WHAT NOW?!" looks like?

[CalvinsComedyCompany]

Why is there not a version of the "WH4T NOW??" meme for all the characters? all of them?

[lizzithelion]

'Please hold your call is being diverted'

[lizzithelion]

heavens elevator music

[GrandGetsuga0]

I actually don't really mind going through with the post-scratch kids. This just makes the story all the more interesting. I like Jake and Jane already. Can't wait to see Mom and Bro.

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@GrandGetsuga0

We have seen Mom in a chatlog. She was drunk.

[executordarkleer]

spoiler alert!

scratch is lord english

[ARatherDumbUsername]

@executordarkleer Double spoiler alert!

Not quite. Doc Scratch was a host body for Lord English.

He was an excellent host, after all.

[TheFryman94]

@ARatherDumbUsername

double spoiler, heh

[xxAmethystDragonxx]

@ARatherDumbUsername *headdesk* NOW I UNDERSTAND IT. *Just got the 'excellent host' joke*

[VocaloidSakura]

@ARatherDumbUsername

TRIPLE.

LORD ENGLISH IS ACTUALLY ANDREW HUSSIE.

[killerkirbydude]

@VocaloidSakura

QUINTIPLE.

ANDREW HUSSIE IS ACTUALLY DAD IS ACTUALLY ANDREW HUSSIE IN A PIMP SUIT.

[imsostupidyay]

@VocaloidSakura QUADRIPLE JOHN IS ACCTULY ANDREW HUSSIE WHO IS ACCTUALY LORD ENGLISH.

[TheBurrowingHippo]

@imsostupidyay But you're forgetting that John is actually Maplehoof, who is actually Karkat!

[DMLunatic]

@ARatherDumbUsername Holy crap I didn't think of it that way. So Lord English is some sort of all-powerful parasite?

...ew.

[Shinidoshi]

@ARatherDumbUsername Foreshadowing alert!

Jake English has stuff of complete resemblence to lord english

[wethead77]

@ARatherDumbUsername :makes the connection of an excellent host:

Oh..... ooohhhhhhhhhh........

That is amazin.

[WskerFTW]

@ARatherDumbUsername And an excellent host does not flail his arms around like a fool

[Mechakevdaug]

@ARatherDumbUsername

:O

[Raverwolf1997]

@ARatherDumbUsername Suddenly I get why Doc Scratch kept saying he was an excellent host.

[trioxyz7]

@ARatherDumbUsername That he is... That he is

[Deyviaedra]

@ARatherDumbUsername He is simply the best there is.

[MrSpamcool]

@ARatherDumbUsername He was the most gracious host, after all.

[Asgard314]

@ARatherDumbUsername OMG!!! XXXXD That's a brilliant observation! ::::D

[Sadnessinmymirror]

@ARatherDumbUsername Oh snap, I see what you did there

[booboorock998]

@ARatherDumbUsername As hosts go, he is simply the best there is.

[boyluver1234567]

@executordarkleer i hate u xD

[xHappiestSadist]

@executordarkleer Was that really necessary?

[LightRP]

@executordarkleer oklol

[KeroroFan123]

@executordarkleer funny thing is even if something says spoiler alert i still read it

although im caught up i was still worried for some reason xDD

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

This is kind of how i feel about act 6.....

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@DisfunctionalMisfunc

srsly.

I was happy Homestuck was starting to get into the actual plot after introducing the 12 trolls, with that massive Act 5 part 1 to cover it all, and then we start Act 6 and introduce MORE characters...

T_T

[neilsil]

@PokeyMeansBusiness

[Spoilers]

Then again 6 trolls and 3 or 4 exiles are pushing up daisies, and Sollux will pretty much perish any moment now. Not to mention Doc Scratch's transition.

[/Spoilers]

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@neilsil

Eh, but still, I was glad we finally got to the ass-kicking acid trip space fighting and whatnot, but I really hope the introductions to the new characters are short. I really don't want to sit through another act 1-3.

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

@PokeyMeansBusiness Well, its like, we finally reached the Scratch, and everything everyone was doing ties into it (kinda) and then the kids and the trolls escape oblivion and their universes are gone, and with the scratch the universe is reset.

So now we have the post scratch universe.

...0_0

what now?

I don't really know whats gonna happen next with our favorite losers and all...

0_0 (personaly i like the scratchkids)

[PokeyMeansBusiness]

@DisfunctionalMisfunc

I don't really like Jake so far. No artistic interest in it at all. He is just a 15 year old John who has a skull fetish. Hopefully Bro won't be like that. I'm kind of sad at the trolls though, since they cannot scratch the universe. Everything they have is destroyed.

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

@PokeyMeansBusiness I think there is more to Jake then that. He is abit more adventurous then John, i would say he is more of a mix of personalities from the previous sessions then anything. And the Kids still lost their own universe remember, so the kids have nothing left. so their pretty much....homeless.

[andieemo25]

@DisfunctionalMisfunc OMG IKNOW RIGHT YOUR SITTING THERE JUST wtf ABOUT IT ALL AND HAVING TO READ THE COMMIC AND WATCH THE BANNER

[WhyDidIJustEatThat]

@DisfunctionalMisfunc And then Jane exploded.

[DisfunctionalMisfunc]

@WhyDidIJustEatThat Yup......... That she did. Should have saw that one coming in hindsight.

[BlockisticStudios]

@DisfunctionalMisfunc

i love act 6

brings me back in awesome

[BlockisticStudios]

@DisfunctionalMisfunc

am i the only one who disagrees with this

[ChronoSamurai]

I think I saw him do a Zero x Facepalm Combo at about 0:26 ...

[DarkCorkyxx13]

This is so fitting not gonna lie