The Killers - All These Things That I've Done

[Peanuts2326]

i didnt get laid, but im not gay

[dormson310]

i got stoned but im not a stoner

[Petrock508]

I've got nuts, but I'm not a nutter

[s431907]

how about we use a font that is legible...........

[MyCapitalDefense]

I don't have an arrow in the knee, but I'm not an adventurer like yourself.

[Actress822]

song not son

[jklindeman008]

i got a gang, but im not a gangsta

[MrSNICKERS333]

@jklindeman008 fail

[1982Reagan]

@jklindeman008 Boooo

[TheCarterxx]

i got followed, but im not a leader

[DRisneat]

I got stoned and I am a stoner

[RSNGTwo]

Why....

Did you use crylic and try to make it look like English...

[autobotreject]

@funkyfishzzy123 no offense but you should take that passion and create a huge urge to play it on a real instrument, trust me much more fun.

[funkyfishlizzy123]

HUGE URGE TO PLAY GUITAR HERO!

[Lazypackmule]

So that's what russian looks like in cursive.

[MelancholyJoker19]

This song sounds so depressing yet happy. It sounds like a life thats in ruins, but the individual is still willing to go on.

[RandomOreos]

I'm awesome, but I'm not popular

[streetcat93]

I Am Living Proof That Mushrooms Can Use Computers

[chedmau5]

gotta love the character mapped text haha

[Trisscarr]

I've got toast but i'm not a toaster.

[polarbare63]

0:38 ...SCAAARRYYY xDD

[meggiepwns]

cyrilic? sure, why not

[XxXTheColeTrainxXx]

i got an pc game but that doesnt fuking rhyme !

[toravamarto]

why the hell is mirey sairus in the recomendation, fuck you youtube

[polarbare63]

@toravamarto

haha you said miley cyrus like an asian guy. xD

[JULES24JAG]

@polarbare63 hahaha 

[HaraMecheo98]

I've got game,but I ain't no athlete.

[missdansinact]

ive got ham, but im not a hamster..

[flaminminigod]

@missdansinact dude chill out.

[missdansinact]

@flaminminigod ? wtf?

[ungue2]

why are about 30% of the lower case letters Mycenian? (Ancient Greek)

[MultiTrollHunter]

@ungue2 why are you a faggot?

[trevor1566]

@MultiTrollHunter why do you touch yourself at night?

[MultiTrollHunter]

@trevor1566 i don't do it that often. Usually i slip your mum a fiver to touch me.

[noncliqueman707]

I got dank but I'm not a grower

[cinnamontoasters1]

both of the top rated comments made me laugh

[davidbowierocksilove]

I'VE GOT A DICK IN MY BUTT, BUT I'M NOT JUSTIN BIEBER

[soup0909]

I got swag but I'm not the Based God

[wayuphighify]

I officially lost it at 4:14

[livingdoll96]

I got shoes...but I'm not a shoe-maker

[jiggygandionco]

i got stoned but im not a stoner

[MorbidVampirella]

At 0:44 I was totally hypnotized by that creature

[SmexyFTW]

I got bowls but Im not a boulder!

[SmexyFTW]

i thought comic sans was the most annoying font out there, but then i saw this font.

[superbignub]

im kinda rude but im not a rudabega

[Zlicious42]

I got hips but I'm not a hipster.

[midget1441]

is anyone else gonna see that creepy-yet adorable!- doll in their nightmares :-/

[cetnikz]

I got stones but I'm not a stoner... wait yes I am.

[deathdriver18]

I got soul but im not soulger :)

[cfcseanybhoy]

i got ham but im not a hamster :D

[thecookiemonster1222]

i like the writing, it looks russian. c:

[briizastump]

0:39 sweetness <3 :3

[abombinasnowman]

I got bowl but Im not a boulder....

[greenday0x4]

guess what....toasters dont toast toast.....Toast Toast Toast!

and guns dont kill people..................People kill People!

Terrible world we live in, but all these things that ive done to help the world.....*sigh

[usc1bato]

@greenday0x4 if u think about it bullets kill people

[greenday0x4]

@usc1bato true....but the bullet comes from the gun which is controlled by the person...O.O

[usc1bato]

@greenday0x4 touche

[greenday0x4]

@usc1bato thanks, but you made me think so touche to you. :)

[Waroftheworlds112]

I got skin, but I'm not a skin-head.

[gill4231]

this video is mad trippy

[3191lol]

If can't hold on.... hold on

does that make sense

please say no

[TheBottlesonme]

I got balls but im not a baller

[cheezthotdog123]

@TFK21STACKED1  that dont make senseeeee

[bufalosabresrock4444]

3:24 "time to fart"

[JoeTheShow9]

hahahaha "dont you put me on a blackburner"

[chloejephson]

theres gona be a point where someones just gona killll it,

[scooterjan08]

I've got moles, but I'm not a molester.

[luvthtboy97]

If you cant hold on, if you cant hold on.... Hold on

[Chodeles69]

ive got boobs but im not a girl...

[CH33SYB34NS]

@Chodeles69 moobs ;D

[Sythine]

@Chodeles69

ewwww

[BaniKaty]

@Chodeles69 aahahahahahhahahaahahahahahaha­hahaahaha :pp sexy thing..seriously do you?

[nixer100]

@Chodeles69 jajajajjajajajjajaj

[sbjazz22]

why doesn't this song have 204 millions views?!?!?!?

[BILLIONSofGALAXIES]

sounds like the beetles

[Colossus3999]

I got alcohol but I'm not an alcoholic, or am I?

[funnykittenz1]

(insert witty joke about having something you don't have here)

[averytets]

I've got style but I'm not a stylist

[MsIsitreally]

ive got cookies but im not a monster

[MichaelGobin2008]

I've got Ham, but i'm not a Hamster?

[skateboarding176]

I get pussy but Im not a chick

[ohmampere123]

favorite part?

easy, 2:35 3:30

[TKMKart48]

that smily faced teddy is awesome hahaha :P

[girlwithjeans]

I've got hearts but I'm not a heartless.

[CrossVayne]

:38. :D

[xprincesskristix]

y wold u even comment this lmao.. :)

[throwedlol]

IVe GOT SOUL bt im not a souljir

[babycakes55521]

That thing in the middl is sooooooo cute :) !!!!!!

[xxBrandNewRiotxx]

i luv that weird smiley face thing at 0:38

[linkin49park182]

I got Kill But I am Not a Killer.

[blastedpotato]

Time Truth Hearts :D

[blastedpotato]

I can kill but I'm not the Killers

[blastedpotato]

18 people are gay soldiers that like sucking on souls.

[superbignub]

i take pills but im not a piller

[Nanenarave2005]

the beging sounds a little like Kanye West- Runaway....ye is a thief...jkjkj

[NoaDeZeeuw]

OMG just noticed that my piece of text has a million spelling mistakes >.<

[sambernn19]

@NoaDeZeeuw omg lolz so freaking true lolz XDXD zomg lol!!

[NoaDeZeeuw]

@blastedpotato dude don't talk like that, there are loads of girls who like the killers 3000 times better. like me! i hate JB and i always will, but this music is legendary. respect.

[blastedpotato]

@NoaDeZeeuw true :)

[blastedpotato]

Why does Justin Beiber have more views. Cause girls like his music. Haven't they ever heard of the Killers.

[jdef440]

i got crack , but im not a cracker

[thelando72]

The greatest song in the last 5 years...

thank you killer!

[jmd0551]

I love how u did the lyrics, it looks great and the song is even better!

[notchjohnson1]

how many dicks do you think these guys have sucked in their lives?

[cojorocks]

@notchjohnson1 probably less than how many youve sucked

[notchjohnson1]

@cojorocks good one! didnt see that one coming... you think that up all by yourself?

[ManCrushOnJohnnyDepp]

@notchjohnson1 naw i helped him and we both agree that sum1 who would say something as childish as that has prolly sucked a few dicks in his/her life

[notchjohnson1]

@ManCrushOnJohnnyDepp a few? gimme some credit ive sucked a fuckin shit load

[ManCrushOnJohnnyDepp]

@notchjohnson1 ur a trooper

[cojorocks]

@notchjohnson1 thanks. yeah i did ^_^

[blastedpotato]

@notchjohnson1 Your penis is the size of the dislike bar.

[calidin500]

whats this album called

[iSwimInMusic]

@calidin500 Hot Fuss

[ibotah]

I've got chills but i don't eat chilly

[Reester18]

Is it just me- or does this song give you chills?

I'm a runner, and I think of Nike.

I've got soul, and I'm a RUN-NER.

[Engelchen257]

das lied erinnert mich an einen tollen abend mit meinem besten freund ♥

[linkfreak210]

this song always puts me in a good mood for some reason, god i love it too much! xD <3

[Colossus3999]

I just love the smiling guy in the beginning! I have to smile too!

[ShadowCrashed81]

You're using cyrillic letters. Why? They don't make any sense.

[GRGE2MB]

I got a dick but I'm not a man

[lulzjess]

@GRGE2MB YES.

[uncoollikethat]

i live but i'm not a liver

[rezpiritu]

what is the name of the font of the lyrics??? is so cooL

[rezpiritu]

what is the name of the font of the lyrics??? is so cooL

[Colossus3999]

I got alcohol, but I'm not an alcoholic!

[YouAreGutted]

I got balls but Im not a ballbag

[iSwimInMusic]

HOW THE FUCK CAN 17 PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS SONG

[plasm2]

the blackburner? isnt it the back burner?

[gatorbait9878]

@plasm2 yeah its back burner

[HunterAvakianFilms]

@plasm2 Black burner. you have to search the lyrics. it sounds like back. but its black.

[peromael1]

The video is really bullshit!

but the song is beautifull!

[TBJAtv]

i disliked it not because of this song , because of the lyrics...

[uiiiiop1234]

the video is giant piece of shit but the song is awesome

[KyplayaZ4lyfe]

i got coke but i dont got cocaine

[ombellicose]

the lyrics is a shit!

[fleawizard]

I got bones but im not a boner

[pu186]

@fleawizard LOL

[TheJampad]

every youtube video of this has "i've got ham but i'm not a hamster" in the highest rated comments sectioin!! lol

[W806D]

I gotta pee but I'm not a penis.......

[1lessofsorrow]

luvin this song!!!

[lucy1994canada]

i've got pie but im not a pirate

[thewackojames]

i agree with your description

[cruzsk8ing]

i've got skill but i'm not a skillet

[TywayProd]

@zomfgwtfpwnage your a complete idiot

[steelgrunge]

@zomfgwtfpwnage dude it's back burner it means he doesn't want to get burned like saying don't let me down don't burn me don't forget about me the song is about his belief in god when there is nothing going for him anymore like saying i've had a tough road can you help me that's the whole i got soul but i'm not a soldier meaning he has faith he's just not the church going type like following the religion step by step that's what the whole song is about it's about being down on his luck

[thewackojames]

@zomfgwtfpwnage you left me laughing very hard with your comment, cheers.



[Xxtomox]

its backburner lol

[bedlamandbroomsticks]

I have bats but I'm not...who am I kidding.

I'm Batman.

[niall2223]

@bedlamandbroomsticks ROFL!!!!

[MidgetBuddie]

0:55 - i have one of them annoying nodding things on my windowsill

[NYYankees4240]

I've got soul, cuz I'm not a ginger.

[bobbyflay]

@NYYankees4240 haha!

[Lowizha]

I got pain, but i ain't a painter ;)

[lucy1994canada]

I got ham but I'm not a hamster.

[megamusicfreakz]

wow i love this song!!! THE KILLERZ R THE BEST!!! <3 <3

[alfadain09]

@megamusicfreakz hell yes!

[megamusicfreakz]

@alfadain09 hahaha well YEZ!!!!!!

aahhh brandon!!!!.... du u like him?!! 

[silentgreytiger]

I got pie but i'm not a pirate

[MickeysEvilTwin]

I got buns, but I'm not a bunny.

[bobbyflay]

dont like the killers, but i love this song

[TonyisManic]

I got muffs but I'm not a muffin

[MaTchBoOkPoEt]

how can a band called the killers be so pussy

[monex6694]

THIS SONG TELLS THAT TIME TO CHANGE UR LIFE!! ^_^

[xxLegodo1xx]

What was the first song called?

[ohaithere420]

I got hash, but I'm not a hash brown