The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Brutal Skippage [10/20/09]

[ChaosMew161]

You made your PS Eye video quality shit... throwing stuff at it doesn't help.

[sampasav]

"I apologize for, assvideo"

[epiclulz66]

Chris doesnt understand the correlation between number of times you throw toys at your camera and the decrease in video quality.

[PelvicUnicorns]

Chris to the Trolls: "Get a Life."

What better advice to follow than your own.

[thgodofwar]

I'm ashamed that i like a good game that chris chan likes.

[DrMarilynFan]

These skips are reminding me of my old RCA Videodiscs doing the same thing

[foolhou2e]

My god...He's like a retarded SHODAN

[R3troguy]

@foolhou2e FILTHY INSECT

[sexhaie]

"your pitiful! ahahahahaha!"

said the autistic man holding the plastic guitar and wearing a medalion made out of crayola model magic, standing in a room filled with toys (anime figurines and sex toys) and wacking off to marge simpson, while drinking his semen.

[Trakheed]

@sexhaie Fuckin' crayola model magic

[corebore13]

I am starting to get sick, I've watched over 163 Chris-chan videos in the past 24 hours.

[ZyxthePest]

Did Chris Chan just tell me to move out of my basement?

[SESdisciple]

Guitar Zero: My Mom's House Tour.

[LauraIsPink]

did he just tell the trolls to move out of their basements? chris you're one to talk.

[Algahiem]

@ceprelex Well, it's like Chris Chan said himself:

"My art speaks for me."

[Algahiem]

@ceprelex I guess I can sympathise with you there. There a number of things that I like that Chris likes (Sonic the Hedgehog for example). One of the many problems Chris has is that he take anything that he finds fun/awsome/geeky and he sodomises them with hypocritical, self-endorsing, Marxist, pseudo-Christian, Anti-gay beliefs. If you read Sonichu, (God help you if you have) you'll know what I taking about.

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@ceprelex

W-WELL INSECT YOU HAVE FOU-FOUND ME

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

L-L-L-OOK AT YOU T-TROLL

A P-P-PATHETIC CREATURE OF ME-MEAT AND BONE

PANTING AND SWEATING AS YOU RUIN TRUE LOVE

HOW CAN YOU CHALLENGE A PERFECT IMMORTAL VIRGIN

[mrhenryleopard]

Am I the only one who notices him twat himself over the head with his guitar at 1:28?

[Algahiem]

I played through Brutal Legend. I thought it was OK, but was a bit lacking. It's like it was trying to cram in 6 different types or gameplay aspects, yet not exceeding in any of them. Once I finished the main story, I didn't feel the need to replay it. /:P

Fact is, Brutal Legend is designed in such a way, that even most casual gamer can play it, which probably explains why this Chris Chan likes it so much. :D

[ThatDudeWithTheCap1]

I understand why the audio fucked out before: Because you threw half your room at it.

[MobilePissCannon]

YOU'RE PITIFUL, PI-FUL, YOU'RE PITIFUL IT'S -RUE YOU'RE PITIFUL --AND DIRTY -ROLLS, SO GET IT -OGETHER, MOVE OUTTA YOUR B-ASE-ENTS, DANG-DIRTY TROLLS-YOU'RE PITI-UL♪

[leoTARDmrHecka]

Unfortunately, the "Trolls living in their parents' basements" are actually young enough to live with their parents still(eg. 13, 15, 17 yrs old). Chris, on the other hand, is living in a sty, still with his parents, and has seen less action than any 13 yr/old "troll" has seen. Sad, both for the trolls as well as chrissy-poo

[FFS1NICO]

HAHAHAHAHA! he FAIL the looser sign! HE EVEN FAILED TO FAIllokinjubnibibI!

[DragonLS]

0:13-0:16

"So uh, just to uh, ear rape myself..."

LOL!

[mrbob091]

@DragonLS That's what most youtube poopers do

[CKO92]

@DragonLS The word was supposed to be "reiterate", and as usual Chandler botched it.

[SharkPlane914]

When he throws up the horns...I want to cut his fingers off.

[Hyenajaws]

Careful, guys~ Apparently a Mature rating is too high for an autistic, male virgin in his late twenties!

[SirRobertDole2]

NOOOOO, Not my Manapably Game Peeshes!

[DaveyGB]

Who the fuck sings Weird Al anymore it's not 1999 fucking autistic fuck.

[DaveyGB]

Who the fuck watches G4 anymore christ that shit hasn't been good since 04' fucking autistic fuck.

[Athils]

I don't understand what the problem is. He always talks like he has a mouthful of poop.

[halodystroyer44]

brutal legend was above average at best....AT BEST

[videogamenostalgia]

As a huge Britney Spears fan, Chris probably doesn't appreciate the classic rock references and cameos in Brutal Legend (He probably doesn't play with gore and swearing turned on, either). He most likely just likes how Eddie has 3 gal-pals, and eventually makes one into a sweetheart from the ground up...Also, Chris fails at a James Blunt impersonation...

[TIISB]

As a metalhead and a Brutal Legend fan, I feel like killing myself.

[phantomatt502]

@TIISB I feel ya man. Chris Chan enjoying metal (or at least a game inspired by metal culture; he doesn't seem to mention anything about the soundtrack) is like a homeless man attend a yacht club meeting. It's obvious to everyone he doesn't belong in that sort of community.

The most "hardcore" music I ever imagined Chris would enjoy was just generic radio rock like Hinder.

[TIISB]

@phantomatt502 Yeah, Chris probably only plays it cause Jack Black (The voice of Eddie Riggs) is kinda fat in real life and in the game, he's slim. So he probably likes it cause he does the same thing to himself in the comics.

[phantomatt502]

@TIISB I've been reading the CWCki during my spare time, and in some videos he made (I can't remember which) he seems to apparently like metal a little bit. I don't think he really knows anything about any bands or anything, and he only seems to like the sound of hair metal or classic heavy metal. I think he mostly likes it because he thinks playing it intimidates trolls and makes him sound EXTREME TO THA MAX!!!!!!

[TIISB]

@phantomatt502 The CWCki is full of win! Chris's "CWCipedia" was just his opinion on everything like "ALEC IS PARODYING ME!" and other stuff, the phone calls between him and Alec are just lulzy as fuck.

[phantomatt502]

@TIISB Yeah, I also caught up with all the shit that happened during the Liquid saga. I thought it was just the singstar competition, but apparently there was a lot of behind the scenes shit too. Liquid is really fucking good at never breaking character, I'd say almost on par with Stephen Colbert.

[TIISB]

@phantomatt502 I never really looked into Liquid, despite him being hilarious from one of the videos I watched of his. Imma go onto the CWCki now, and look at some stuff.

Chris' calls with Alec give you a good insight into his fucked-up mind, he believes if you draw a cartoon character, they're real. -.-

[phantomatt502]

@TIISB Yeah, I remember my first Chris Chan experience. My friend Cole comes up to me at school and says "Hey Matt, have you ever heard of that guy on the internet who threatens to make characters of people and beat them up in Soul Calibur if they make fun of him?" then he showed me the video of his virtual fight against Mary Lee Walsh.

But if you want to hear a really funny call, go to CWCki and look up "father call". Download the mp3 and listen to it while you read for the full effect.

[TIISB]

@phantomatt502 I've heard them, they're fucking hilarious, I had to find Chris by myself I can't remember how but I don't regret it (Other than his sex video).

[phantomatt502]

@TIISB I agree. I think he is by far the funniest product of the internet.

[Trollaverse]

I looked behind myself, and saw brutal legend on my ps3, now I feel horrible.

[fman40000]

And I thought the irate gamer was boring. Which is worse watching chris chan or an irate gamer video?

[BalanceFish]

"Get a life!" he commanded me, his plastic guitar in hand, toting his Crayola medallion like a necklace made of scalps. And, standing amid the whirlwind of toys and children's games around him, I knew he was serious.

[SlasherCheetah]

Boobs again

[mordredt02]

BLOOD AND GORE!!!

[videogamenostalgia]

£20 says Chris plays brutal legend with blood and swearing turned off...

[xXMissxAnthropyXx]

Anyway, just to uh.. erect myself.

[trufuknplaya]

chris chan always knows how to make me smile

[fman40000]

Good lord the Irate gamer makes better reviews than this. You know you fail when the bottom of the barrel reviewer does better than you.

[SlasherCheetah]

"Err, just to err ear rape myself."

[halowarrior1000]

It swounds like he said Buddha legand...

[BurninatingPeasant]

How dare he compare Brutal Legend to Ocarina of time..... Damn you Chris-chan. Damn you.

[GIJOEY777]

That game was shit, Chris. Yahtzee sez so.

[VoiceOfCWCville]

hes on drugs, again

[GamerXZ0]

GRAAAAAH!!! He's f***ing tone deaf! all of his songs are tone deaf!

[nickblaze420]

omfg this guy is such a looser that it hurts...

[CPcomix]

@nickblaze420 amen!

[Greenstick93]

i swear he said 'to fuck a friend of mine'

[Clanitz]

why did his parents waste all of that money on that waste of space?

[xASYxLUMx]

yet he has no idea what the difference is between fact and fiction

[TrustabilityLost]

2:49

I do not understand what letter that is supposed to be.

[SuicidalImpulse]

At 0:15, even though he's saying "Reiterate" .. who else originally mistook that for "Ear rape"? Maybe even he cant stand his own voice.

[GreenSmileyInc]

@SuicidalImpulse lol, i heard it too. He ear rapes himself, rofl.

[GreenSmileyInc]

this guy must get all the ladies.

[alienisuntverus]

Chris and a life, isn't that an oxymoron like creation science? anyways, look around his room to see what makes a return (hint: bottom left)

[Cangri203]

1:27 Epic ROFLMAO

[PodMonkeyCWC]

*THUNK*

[fman40000]

"let them know the diffrence between fact and fiction"

says the man who believes sonichu and rosechu exist.

[CharlieOKane]

0:02 - "I apologise for the-ass video no-havnaudio"

0:22 - "Boodah Legend... muuuh yeah, THIS, ISN AWSUMGAME"

[Mandy7D7]

This was one of the funnier ones thanks to his web cam which seems to finally be fighting back. That Pitiful song with the cut offs was pretty funny.

[TheNewChemical]

2 weeks after the mcdonald's monopoly contest chris had 18 points.

18 large items in 2 weeks. think about it

[iyasaekki]

Not only did he fail clearing his head while lifting an object less than 5 pounds, but he can't even hold it overhead without wavering.

So much for retard strength.

[JustChrisLTD]

1:29

...

BONK

[PaperRayman]

Chris destroyed Brutal Legend. Tim Shafer would be disappoint.

[frogdude142]

on a side note sometimes trolling pays the bills

[gorgack2000]

"Get. A life."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*pause for breath*

BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

[AJRichardson1981]

When you record using EyeCreate, the hdd gets fragged really quickly. If you don't use a PC to defrag the PS3 drive EyeCreate becomes unusable after a while. As Chris's skippy vids show.

[TwelveFortySix]

If he wasn't computer illiterate, he could record vids on his PC and upload them that way.

[frogdude142]

xD naw hes a ps fan boy so hes got to be a fucking homo

[OldSchoolGamer1203]

Chris Chan should really listen to his own advice at the ending of this video.

[cmdmouse]

C-C-CHRIS HEAD R-R-R-R-R-R-R-ROOM

[feh2]

Thanks for ruining a game Ian.

[incog88]

Spaz

[Psycatalyst]

I dont think your autistic anymore Ian. I just think you have mental problems

[thesideshowman212]

What tipped you off to that?

[Psycatalyst]

Histrionic personality disorder

see symptoms on wikipedia

[MichealMcNanner]

It's probably all skippy because he beats the shit out of his camera so much

[ControlWise]

Thank God. Now all the parents watching Chris's videos will know to let their children play Brutal Ledgend.

[fman40000]

Oh no! Not my monopoly game pieces!!! What will I ever do without them?

Random Access Humor. So pathetic, it's funny.

[RoboTronGO]

Talk to your children about bloody murder

[DmNt]

>Chris

>life

wat

[fman40000]

Exactly. He couldn't be more hypocritical if he tried.

[shegeek77]

1:29 Just noticed he beamed himself in the head.

[shegeek77]

Thank god he can't fag up Borderlands for Hexx Bawks.

[mrbobmanbob]

DIRTY ROLLS

[tw1stedgrudge]

@mrbobmanbob YOUR PI-IFUL! DIRY TROLL!

[trufuknplaya]

@mrbobmanbob he tells the trolls to move out of their basement??? hypocrite!

[supercdjones]

It's funny listening to Chris sing "You're pitiful" because I always thought that song was about him XD

[sagia2]

>creativity will not be stifled

what creativity?

[Aginor27]

Remember when PLAY gave Sonic for the 360 a 9? That was pretty funny stuff.

[Hellboy19584]

Oh but thats why Ian loves it soooo so much!

[Gravastars1]

If I were the camera I would break down as well.

[Wontuseit]

oh my god lol

[jesseholmz]

start at 0:19 - "Brutal legend, now this, is an awesome game" - sounds exactly like christopher walken

[supercoolsunday]

"get a life." - Chris Chan

ironic isn't it?

[LeisureSuitFailure]

hahaha

[ohbobsagetpiss]

He's like an enormousness 6 year old.

[Aultmanb]

"I don't understand how it could have happened?"

Well maybe it's because you whipped shit at it douche-bag....

[Shmuklidooha]

0:14

"ear rape myself"

...

WTF??

[Petcetera2]

Its cuz he punched the shit out of it and threw all his toys at his PSEye. DURRR

[BlueKnightNight]

Well, throwing things at the PSEye or whatever he's recording with, might cause the device to get some damage.

[ozsem]

I love how the sony fanbase can defend the PS3 while this guy has one.

Hes making them look even worse

[Hellboy19584]

You, sir, are a god

[Caydiem]

His PSEye is fucked so hard.

[TheYoshi2021]

Dude, if he get's Bioshock 2, I will be SO pissed.

[TwistedMetalLegion]

I hope Chrissy isn't starting to think he's metal because he plays Brutal Legend and carries a GH controller

[calmnovember]

That is the most coherent he has ever been.

[DisgaeaWare]

cannot believe he tells trolls to get a life when he has never had a Girlfriend or left his room ih his life...

[nowais]

heh the boobs are still there

[nowais]

He's going to have to get a new camera. Lets hope that it's a good one so we can see the horror that is his room in super high def

[kindaextraordinary]

Did he just tell us to get a life?

[PankeymanProductions]

His PSEYE is getting worse and worse each video. How long till it gets broken for good? PLACE YOUR BETS!

[JacobTails123]

I bet its from him throwing so much shit at the camera

[breadwinnner]

"Move out of your basement"

"Get a life"

Hypocritical motherfucker

[TubularMonkey]

Chris, you're just not interesting enough anymore. That's why only 13 year olds troll you now. Your 15 minutes of fame are over. You've done every stupid thing imaginable. Even some things that we didn't think were possible. I mean from bent duck to Miyamoto to Blanca to Julay to Guitar Hero failure to backfiring house tours to your daddy yelling at you... You've set the bar so low that you can no longer get it any lower. But we'll always have Paris. Here's lookin' at you, kid.

[MINISLASH0]

you know that this isn't his channel right?

[TubularMonkey]

Oh yes. I'm just venting.

[LtheOriginal]

There you go folks, $60 worth of Tax payers wages wasted on this lard ass buying a new game, and all he can do is laugh about it.

[LulzIshall]

On the bright side, he's only got $190 of the wages left to waste this month.

[DieSchwartzmann]

Lol, this should be used as part of the Ludovico Technique.

[bikegirl2]

its a PS3 game so its for fags

[DeoMachina]

0.41

This game rocTHIS GAME ROCKS

He actually managed to interrupt himself.

[Syzydeh]

YOU'RE PIIFUL ANDIRTY TROLS

[Gemmaaaaaaaaa]

What kind of parents would actually watch him?

[tissuekins]

Fuck this had Jack Black voicing it, now I can't...oh god I can't even play it anymore!

[thesideshowman212]

Dont worry, you can still play the xbox version!

[tissuekins]

agreed

[CosmoMan224]

not xbox...hexbawks

[thesideshowman212]

Oh, right, pardon me.

[silentbob36]

UHMAAAAAZING BUUUHK-I mean GAAAEM

[1451tyler]

THIS ISAWESOME GAEM!

[CharlieOKane]

5 OUT OF 5 CZARS

[TheYoshi2021]

Great, now I am SURE I can't buy Brutal Legend anymore...

Thanks for ruining it Chris, you douchebag.

[gorgack2000]

I am no longer buying brutal legend simply because of this video. Sorry but I just can't play it knowing that chris-chan of all people enjoys it.

[imtripping23]

Its like a failed youtube poop

[Gamewitzer]

His whole life is a failed youtube poop.

[thesideshowman212]

He IS poop.

[JohnKiller118]

At least he's smart enough to realize the mistake every magazine/gaming website made by not giving this game perfect scores!

Too bad he makes the game look retarded. That's a HUGE fucking accomplishment.

I like how the 27 year old with the custom Guitar Hero guitar in his hands and surrounded by toys is telling US to get a life.

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

I sure as fuck hope he doesn't get a new camera, I'd hate to see the shit that goes on in Chris Chan's room in HD...

[DynamiteLemming]

"Get a life"

Says the manbaby with a gitar hero controller on his back.

[Ryuzik]

God damn this douche ruins everything...

[Axismagnus]

Seriously, with all the mumbling and the audio skips I can't understand what the hell he's saying.

Oh wait, that's a good thing.

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

i totally want one of those awesomely kewl sonichu necklaces, then i'd be the envy of all my friends and maybe just maybe i could have "a life" just like my hero chris "Ian" chan!

[BlueKewne]

hooray, his camera is starting to skip and stutter.

Maybe it's because all the times he shows us who is "the boss" by smacking it....

[Maindrian]

I ca-'t unde-tand wha-he fuc-s going o-in th-s-ideo.

[Hatsumi92]

"Hey i bought this mediocre game with your money"

This video in a nutshell

[ternel]

Ya know, I would feel sorry for this guy if not for one thing:The creepy he thinks of women. That's what really makes this guy unlikable

Is his sonichu thing stupid? yeah, but it's his fantasy that makes him happy. The problem all comes from his sexual desires. If sonichu remained a stupid but harmless comic he would just be another deviant-tard and no one would give him (much) shit about it.

Chris, if you read this just understand it's the sex that you desire that turns people against you.

[Axismagnus]

It's that PLUS his egotistical bigotry AND the fact that he gets all his toys, games and blow-up dolls from Tax payer's money when he could actually be using it to actually help himself in life.

[hprdg284]

It sucks because he'll probably never be in a position where he has to get a job and fend for himself.

[thesideshowman212]

... I dunno... how long do his parents got?

[TGSean]

He was lookin' kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb in the shape of a... "W"? Some sort of fucked up "E" maybe?

[RevelationCore]

Mo-Mo-Mo-Monopoly face, Mo-Mo-Monopoly face

[TGSean]

NOT MY NOMOMONOMOLY GAME PIECES!

[OjohYou]

ugh I wish he'd just get a new camera. And not a shitty eyetoy one either