2011-12-30: Austin Police Department's lulz trullz (raw footage)

[jbp1963]

an idiot get your registration or walk, take a bus hitchhike, if i was the cop i would have had your car towed

[BrokenSidewalkFarm]

@jbp1963 HEY STUPID FUCK, IF YOU PAID ATTENTION TO THE VIDEO YOU'D SEE I CAN'T AFFORD IT. I EVEN POSTED UP A SCREENSHOT OF MY BANK ACCOUNT ON THE WEBSITE.

I'M SO GLAD THE DOLLAR IS CRASHING AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU AREN'T GROWING FOOD. YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO GET SOME HUMILITY LESSONS REAL QUICK, YOU CALLOUS, DUMB MOTHERFUCKER.

SERIOUSLY, SORT YOUR SHIT OUT, OR KILL YOURSELF. AT THE PRESENT RATE, YOU'RE NOT A WELCOME ADDITION TO THE HUMAN RACE.

[SBARG18]

Good job man, but India is horrible! I'm sure if you live there for a while you'll gladly come back here and make it work.

[MrTVintro]

Correct me if i am wrong but... isn't he supposed to immediately tell you his badge number when you ask for it?

[BrokenSidewalkFarm]

@MrTVintro YEP.

[eddyfittz]

police are trained killers, you got very lucky.

[BrokenSidewalkFarm]

@eddyfittz THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T UNROLL THE WINDOW DUDE. I NARRATED THE ENTIRE WAY TO TRY AND STAY SAFE FOR HAVING A BUFFER BETWEEN YOU AND POWER-MAD PSYCHOS!

[BrokenSidewalkFarm]

@eddyfittz WITH THAT SAID: The second cop was cool as shit. :-)