Gas Stations

[ifoundyoufrk]

Why does youtube only count my views?

[MrJosh0968]

I love you!!!

[AshleighHEK]

so i recently turned 17. on my birthday when i woke up my first thought was, "yeeaahhh in one year i can legally order things off the tv!!! gyro boll here i come!"

[Cherrypie207]

I would've so taped the money to the machine.

[RhondaAnaconda123]

Don't stereotype Rhonda's :P

[Lauen324]

It is 9 AM, the man beind me is a sock puppet....

[WhatTravisSays]

Oh, old school Hayley. ;D

[LadyFlyly]

I completely understand you... And I found it funny too :) Keep on doing these videos, you're great Hayley

[Kiittenz]

Hayley, you are amazing :3  *Love

[chelseabgreen]

What editing software do you use?

By the way ALL your videos are amasing and I love your creativity!

[webkinzgirl142]

@chelseabgreen she uses iMovie

[chelseabgreen]

@webkinzgirl142 Thank you :)

[twistedtoine]

you are stupid stop smoking weed skank

[media6488]

um I know you think you are cute, but you are actually an idiot. wtf r u talking about?

[MsCutevampiregirl]

I'm a veggie to your awesome animals are my friends...I don't eat friends

[aimikatiwatts]

Wow...heart wrenching anecdote :D

[wooldollycoat]

'I inserted, I removed quickly'

That's what he said

;)

[twistedtoine]

you are stupid how many boys hit you this week

[GumiYummi]

@GaryChapmanJr ummm wow you have problems

[IBelievetheHallows]

My town just got a new gas station (Kwik Trip) and NOTHING HAS BEEN COOLER! Seriously everyone is freaking out over 12 doughnuts for 99 cents... it is a nice place though.

[lovethaloser]

When you're at the gas station, don't hit debit or credit. Just insert and boom!

[penguingeneral2]

Ar! I had trouble at the gas station today! Somehow youtube knew this and suggested this video to me. You are awesome Hayley!

[THEGEORGEDUDE13]

whats with all the creepy dudes saying stuff like 'you have amazing bone structure hayley o.o'

[WeAreTheBandAsyluM]

Funny! IU liked it!

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

@garychapmanjr Skiffy's an odd name.

[Isitonacornflake]

@GaryChapmanJr Also, she has better cholesterol levels and a lesser risk of cardiac disease than you.

[Isitonacornflake]

@GaryChapmanJr Your the classic example of the thick-headed-ness aspects of this country.

Also, learn punctuation and spelling. There should be a period after carrot and it is spelled "kumbaya" or "kum ba yah" not "combiyi"

Good day.

[MichaelaLeach]

@GaryChapmanJr woah. You sure got a lot out of this video. I mean I thought it was about gas stations... but apparently there is an underlying message here that I seem to be missing. Thanks for pointing it out.

[DarLynnDarce]

i love your nerdy necklace

[GassItUp]

Gass it up!!!!!!

[ultimatekai]

Haha, in Oregon they pump our gas for us. We just sit there, hand the attendant some money, and watch the tank fill up. :)

Win.

[k8ers2luvsu]

HAHA! I live in New Jersey...we are so spoiled, stuck up, and stupid that other people have to pump gas into our cars <3

[animeroxmysox625]

omg!!! you're a vegetarian? that makes you even cooler in my eyes! (i'm one too in case you didn't catch my drift)

[G0tochurch]

this is like, the story of my life. i swear.

[MrsStephanieSnape]

This wouldn't happen in Oregon :]

[ijahmanRas]

lol... I manage a gas station. I know we can be difficult sometimes, but please know that some of us are trying real hard to make sure you have a plesent experience. ,, oh, and i will instruct my employees not to eat breaded meat products in front of customers before 11 Am.

[skinny6003]

Hi, Hayley. Thankfully, I've never run into any problems at the gas station, but I definitely know some people that have. I remember one of my high school teachers talking about how she got so lost in conversation with her date that she forgot to pay after filling up, ha ha. I've also never been a fan of those rotisserie hot dogs because there's no telling how long they've been there. Btw, the sock puppets were hilarious. Here's to better luck in the future, ha ha. As always, stay blessed.

[IfMemoryServes368]

"It is nine AM, the man behind me is a sock puppet!"

[yiningsu]

Hilarious!

[Acemaster53]

"Al-though-I-rec-og-nize-your-­face, you-can-not-touch-my-pri-vate-­place!

For the above line, I dub thee, Hayley G. Hoover, winner of the ROFLMAO award. :-)

[makepeacenotwar0505]

This video has so many "that's what she said" oppurtunities. Basically amazing.

[erickisbeast45]

lol when i was watching this an ad poped up at the bottom and said "Find the listings of local gas stations!" lol wtf

[availableusername9]

cool story bro

[PeaceMan170]

OMG ! Aha you're so funny . No sarcasm . :D

[stephlovesthejobros]

i like your makeup!

or make up or make-up, i don't know.

whatever, it looks lovely.

[PeterLeo9]

You make a very good point, theoretically every nice normal person who drives has to buy gas at some point, but my local gas station is always full of shady characters too. Hmmmm.

Your observations are always right on, which is why I love your videos. Awesome as usual!

[BamaDan197319]

I used to work at a Gas Station, 2 things I hated to see were Crack heads who were out of crack trying to buy a 6 pack of beer, and they were always a dollar short. The other was people paying for everything in change. At least you had yours rolled. Nothing better than someone paying for their 6 pack of beer and smokes with $9 in dimes and nickels that were sticking together. You're a youtube star so if I ever work in another gas station you can come in with change. Just give me an autograph.

[rachelfrench1992]

I love this vid. I love your cosume and hair and make-up, it's awesome! I love it.

5 *'s, and favorited!

[sc4portugal]

"None of that happend past the hot dog thing!"

[random8ness2rules5]

when you said that you were a big kid now I was just waiting for you to say "one i get to wear pull ups etc." I'm sorry but I'm just like that XD love your show

[ColdplayBriie]

I think you're AMAZING :D

[airzedd]

That was a good one. But nevertheless: Why not taking the bicycle, girl?

[snoisulli23]

Gas stations seem to have this new thing where if you don't have more than $100-$150 on your card, you cannot pay at the pump. They make you go inside to pay. It's a new security method. I find it super-annoying.

[milonkill]

haha nice! Pretty eyes btw. :)

[ElphabaPWNs]

I can assure you my hatred of the bus stop is far greater than your hatred of the gas station.

[AEM327]

I completely beleved that story...

was it really not true?

good story though! :)

[rachelfrench1992]

"It is 9AM, the man behind me is a sock puppt..." LOL made me laff

[besatkris]

Hahahaha.

I was believing that story too.

I was like whatttt? really??

And you're all 'other than the hotdogs, none of it was true' and I was like mannn!

haha

:)

[darrenhamilton12]

Do Hotdogs really count as meat?

[harleyfiona]

Was that question asked in all honesty?

[intrepidtrey]

hahahaha

"i thought you kids today all paid in plastic."

amazing.

[DaemonDistruction]

I hate gas stations also.

[ScottPlusThis]

If I'm ever at a gas station the same time you are, Hayley, I'll protect you from the evil sock puppet uncles and the scary tubed meated bread on a stick. Then I'll tell you a really lame joke to cheer you up! You're welcome.

[ramzen89]

I like corndogs :P.(corndogs,1 word or 2?I forget.)

[charliehaa]

go to bed

[slowasscivic]

Weird, I have been using the prepay method since I was 17 and never had a problem. Only time I ever received the "please see attendant" message was when I had the magnetic stripe facing the incorrect direction...

[Ashytegan]

haha that was halarious!

[yourmother2218]

we have the same last name.

[LAshlieH]

Hahaha, none of that happened past the hot dog thing...great video. < 3

"I was this close to taping my pile of quarters to the machine and driving away"

[HPloverFHgoalie21]

I was trying so hard to keep up, but had to rewind every 10 seconds only because I couldn't understand some of the things you said. I live in New Jersey, and if we pump our own gas they give us a ticket. I was like, Prepay? Go Inside What? Hot Dog?

[xavierartorivs]

There are other states besides the toxic waste (garden) state. I think that law in jersey was the result of the union's attempt to create a quality job. Unfortunately, I was sentenced (active duty) to 2 years in NJ.

[lalamoola]

wats with the end

[bilong92]

you don't have to be a vegetation to recognize the grossness that is "the hotdog"

[anooseholay]

Truly you have never had a good hot dof if that is the way you feel. You can't just go out and buy a 10 lb. bag of Tasty Bite wieners and think that that's as good as it gets my friend. You need to look for some Kayems or some W.A. Bean dogs and then you will know just how good lips and assholes can taste.

[clockwrk29]

And I guess you don't have to know how to spell (? vegetarian ?) to post comments on the internet.

[chubawunkin]

horrible confession: those rotisserie meat things are delicious!!! Sorry, just feel better that I will die twenty years earlier than you..and in terrible agony

[stoneinks]

Hahahahahhaha! Funny!

[ahsq12]

hilariousssss <3 so in with love you and your videos too <3

[curiouscat616]

haha great video!

[weasleyrokchick75]

haha funny

[fredthefly]

I can't say I got the same problem, cause I actually don't. A perfect good reason I thought.

The gas stations I visit are unmanned and usually I'm the only one pumping gas.

[dmore]

Your hair looks great in that video :) x

[Fairied]

heehe video's funny:P I had a laugh! Keep making more vids!

[forschoolprojects]

Omg. I hate gas stations as well. Everytime I walk in, they as me for ID....TO PAY FOR GAS! I once asked why they did this and the attendant said it was because I drove in and that I don't like I am old enough to have my license.

[Angieanything]

Thia was awesome!!! Incredibly funny.

[kooleeo95]

i found that hillarious. so so funny.

[PratNamedEvans]

hilarious XD

[ShelbySchrute]

lol nice ;)

[400thlou]

Lol i found this funny.

I didn't no buying gas, could be so difficult :P

[stfu1355]

i figured it outyou look like sarah chalke!

[evannalynchfan1]

I found it funny!

[speakingofTAYLOR]

THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME!

my card is so stupid, and my dad doesnt beleive me that it never works,

:|

[tylerzchance]

ur videos fucken own!

[Blazio95]

hayley, that was some funny stuff.

i'm not a vegetarian, but i understand how bad it must have been around the corn dog. you should have told the attnedant to stick it up her...yeah.

[VicMorrowsGhost]

Hoover. I like you.

You've got moxie.

[kdbeans2k9555]

-.-; Try being the worker at the gas station, constantly bombarded by stinky people and foods, and then sit there and count $5 worth of quarters or other loose change.

It's a sucky job. I hate when people come with large amounts of change for me or get pissed at me when the pumps don't work. I have no clue why it says 'See Attendent', cause most of the time we don't have a solution for you other than moving pumps.

So...sorry for your bad gas station experience?

[mmorpgczar]

petrol stations in aus really arnt all that bad to be honest except out fuel is heaps dearer than your over in the states :(

[ispeaktroll]

Hey, it could be worse.

Here in Jersey, we can't even pump our own gas. The attendants have to do it for us! Feel fortunate!

[crumblyhalfthoughts]

Wow, over here most attendants can barely even be bothered holding their hand out for anything less than a twenty dollar note; yet alone five dollars of quarters.

Corn dogs make me shudder too....uuughh.

[srj1934]

Its been a rather arduous day and Im getting ready to go run an enormous private house party for a friend. The night should be thrillingly chock full of spastic people and irate drunks. Now my purpose for all that exposition is to tell you that despite that this video has immensely livened my spirits heading into this evening. Thank you Miss Hoover.

[elmo2488]

that's a BFF necklace from claire's, right? I have the same exact one. ;-)

[AnnaSmee]

Gas stations have gross food. I don't blame you for wanting to get the heck out of there.

[GreenTigger22]

YEAH FOR VEGETARIANS! :D

And I loved the ending.

Hehesock puppet

[forbuss]

I really enjoyed this video

[wickedxoxlovely]

Make More Videos :D

[ianswertobob]

Hayley, don't feel pretentious uploading ANYTHING to comedy. You are always entertaining and funny. I love your videos...maybe even more than I love chocolate. But not quite as much as I love Harry Potter...I don't think that's possible.

[deathsightofhell]

work fine for me, my mom make me fill up the gas and also i do the pre-paid for her also, maybe your not doin' right right you put card in normal and remove normal not a zip zoom fast........lol

[tieyourtongues]

"it is 9:00 am and the man behind me is a sock puppet"

LOL

[klhj98]

o please!

you are such a cock tease.

you are a cock tease.

[dukeboy671]

if you fill the whole gas tank up rather then 5 buck at a time you will get better gas mileage and wont have to go there as often just a thought but i agree going inside the gas station blows

[Zerrith]

ur reelly hawt lol

[HumansWrite]

Yeah, gas stations are pretty much a place of evil and where all good things go to die...

Okay, maybe not that bad, but gas stations never cooperate with me.

[ISnoggedHarry]

A. I'm about to text you.

B. Screw gas stations.

C. Fill up and drive to eastern PA, please.

[mountiemaiden]

hahahahaha

[XxDawlishxX]

why is it no longer available?

[Francis9105]

I thought this video was funny. Gas Stations scare me.

[dripduke]

You think inside the gas station is bad.....do not go in the washrooms.

Next you buy gas use Hayley bucks....they are all the rage in Outer Mongolia.

[johnnyvlogs]

hahahah i find that funny and soooo true!

[colormekristen]

poor girl.

[Bluahafla]

How is the flu going around an exuse for not seeing an attendant? Plot hole! ^_^

[abstractskyline]

i actually thought it was hilarious.

so it's all good.

:D

[hollishillis]

ah it's funnny hayley g no worries

[HAMSTERk]

"I inserted. I removed quickly."

. . . . . .ahhhh THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. Sorry.

As response to the sidebar, I think this is funny!

[xmyhumps]

I'm confused... where do you live that you can't pump gas as a minor?

[wintersweet]

I believe she meant that because she is now an adult, her parents aren't going to pay for her gas anymore.

[lizziethecreepy]

you're really high maintenance...

[iRock71]

i hate gas stations due to the fact that the gas station stole half of our money and said we only put in 5 bucks

[ElaynesFavorites]

I kow exactly what you mean! The people at the gas station are always really creepy looking...

[elffia]

I think it's funny!

[dak13320]

One time when I was at a gas station some 50-something-year-old-guy -in short-shorts hit on me. . .And as if that wasn't creepy enought, I was 12 at the time. . .

[inkypurplesky]

you drive to school? that sounds so american.

we try to save the enviroment here in britiain and try to get the bus.

nothing personal i just find it strange, can't imagine everyone driving to my old school, where the hell would all the cars go?

[lordJordo]

Lots of people drive here in canada, but the general population walks or takes the bus. You have to remember how different Britain is than Borth America, your alot more dense and have been built around good public transit.

Here, miss the city bus and your waiting for 40 minutes for the next one to come. Lots of people like the convieniance of having thier own cars, plus there are parking lots built to support them.

[inkypurplesky]

i get your point but i do have to wait for an hour for my bus home. i don't understand the need of driving yourself to school at that age, how many cars does one family need? (not being bitchy, i just sound like it!)

[fightbusteddorks]

Personally i never drove to school but as an american student i had to walk 3 miles everyday to and from school because there was no bus to take. just saying

[inkypurplesky]

you lived 3 miles from your school? okay, thats bloody close, i was at least 7 and had to get 2 buses from the age of 11 on my own. im sorry, this is turning into some retarded catfight...

........who had the shittest childhood? haha

[lordJordo]

When I walk home its in 10-feet of snow and uphill both ways.

American society is different, my family has 3 cars: my brothers, my moms, and my dads.

We weren't built off of trains and transit like you were, because of that its alot harder to get anywhere without a car.

[inkypurplesky]

chill out man i wasn't having a go, im talking more about when all the kids seem to have cars even if they dont need them. where there isnt loads of snow.

[Emm0r]

May I ask what your necklace is? Kinda looks like a space invader thingymabob.

[seasofgreen]

Sounds about right...

I work at a gas station during the graveyard shift. You wouldn't BELIEVE all the drunken creepers that come in and just skeeze around.

[IcyBlue487]

Yeah I don't like gas stations either.

[rsatty91]

so i was in my media class at school, and we were watching some video, and your theme song came on. and i freaked out a little. and then proceeded to laugh at myself. haha

[mydemolitionlover]

Hey now.. I work at a gas station. Although, that does sound oddly familliar.. the guy I work with's name is Earl. Yep.

[wicked127]

when you said

'she turns and says..."

my computer ran out of battery

i was in suspense for a whole minute to find out wot she said!

lol

[RickyTabooger]

Another beautiful video to make my night. It's 2:18am, I just got home from work, and now I'm smiling. Thanks Hayley.

[nikeeweston]

brilliant i love it...hilarious

[purplejumper1992]

You look older than normal in this video

That's a good thing - you look nice (:

[countnumerologist]

Does the creepy uncle sock puppet have a foot fetish?

My inner anarchist is also sending happy thoughts to your inner pyromaniac ... I've seen you burn things Hayley! Gas stations are a step up from maths homework and high schools though.

[RandomNicholas]

I loved the ending! The whole video was good! :0)

[Ollyuk]

One day you'll do a video only deserving 4 stars...one day...

[phantomsaurora16]

hayley, i always think you speak the truth....which in turn makes you hilarious.

[wandsandwings]

For some reason, "Because I'm a good citizen" tickled me. Actually, the whole video tickled me. You're hilarious, Hayley.

<3

[KennyWrites]

Awesome video!

[Picabean]

your hair looks great in this video!

[deandog08]

awesome vid lol

[JodieRoxSox99]

Haha(:

I don't think you're the only one who finds this video funny :P

[Voldey]

I still find gas stations creepy. Especially the very old attendants who reek like they've just smoked a cigarette

[fantabulous123]

Haha Hayley you've done it again. That was hilarious how half of it didn't even happen. bahahahaha

[JXintheZ]

LoL!

[OhHolyHorcrux]

To your information in the side bar I say:

"I found that shit hilarious, what are you talkin' about?"

To you I say:

"Sexy sock puppet" - Which sounds like a sexual innuendo or a date rape drug, but isn't.

[dignityandmoney]

See in NJ we don't have to deal with that, the attendent pumps our gas for us. Yup, we're that lazy and it's AWESOME.

[ewan379]

Thanks for the laughs!

[122172639]

This is really well done... and your eye makeup does make you look "adult" (in the obviously pretty way)

[W00WZER]

LMAO I can relate~

[sweetidiocracy]

No you are not Madam Hoover. I found it quite enjoyable. Keep being your fantastic original self :)

[Matthewcmiel]

You're a vegetarian? Me too! How did I miss that? how long have you been one?

[RonandHermioneLOVER]

Ha ha I like the sock puppets

[Cheeselena]

hilarious. im also a veggie, and when i smell meat i try to exhale really fast. great video. glad to see some classic hayley again.

[Minireb123]

lmao none of that happened past the hot dog? xDD

[RockieRaccoon13]

Hahahahahahhahahahaha, hayley that was the best ending.

[simmaster4024]

be careful what you say, because someone could find that "uncle rico" comment offensive

[enialis02]

Yes! Hayley's back.

[em0kid3000]

i love you <3

[asianapplepies]

You know what I hate about gas stations... when I'm sittin there getting my pump on and someone pulls next to me blaring Soulja Boy.

[caroline008]

you couldn't buy gas before you were 18??????

[katterlin]

i think she means that her parents now make her pay for it with her own money, instead of them paying for it.

[iftba]

Hayley is a... slotface?

[italktosnakes]

..... i could buy gas before I was 18??