Nostalgia Critic - Congo

[secondsthecharm]

book was good

[legohalonascarfan3]

at 7:05 why does it look like a stone penis next to his body

[alieninvasion1999]

Bruce Campbell is God, no doubt about it.

Every movie he's in he makes it awesome and that's hard!

[MrHudDakNic12271990]

Original Novel- Cool

Movie- I have to agree with the review

[snarkus63]

(14:37)They worship Beldar Conehead!

[666Marius666S]

But I want an evil dead 4!:D

[tjburford]

Does anyone remember when Tim Curry was actually a good actor? 

[georgel19841]

that monkey made me laugh

[ninetales612]

at 00:45 lol just lol X)

[Robi2009]

Does this guy have some split personality disorder? First tells them to have some coffee and cake, and than to stop eating it? What a douche...

[VirtualBoy500]

0:57

Ummmm.....do you mean "next door?"

[innerguardianXIII]

although i love his reviews...why does Nostalgia Critic keep referring to the Hindenburg Tragedy?

[jetfa9]

i remember the first time i saw that "ugly gorilla" line..i almost shit myself laughing.

[SonRyu]

Am i the only one just a little turned on by "Fuck Amy"?

[ambskater97]

You know, for a movie written by the same guy who wrote "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story," I expected more mindfucks. Instead, there was this hilarity.

[perplacymp]

@ambskater97 very true. It sounds interesting :) 1:58 and 11:07 I remember from a written work.

[tthomaselli2]

2:41-2:50.; What'd they say about expositions?

[krak005]

bruce campbell an tim curry , in this movie both epic actors .

[cherryblossompath]

Tikle Amy

[the3rdjoker]

hmmmm Tim Curry as a Romanian falantrapist, wasn't transilyana originally part of the romanian empire,

[BluTrilobite]

Tim Curry as Belkie in Congo....a perfect stranger if ever there was one!

[CrispyJell]

DID ANYONE ELSE LAUGH SO HARD THAT THEY CRIED AT TICKLE ME AMY.

[LeSpai1337]

"Thats a Gorilla"

"no, that's a guy in a suit."

"Oh, so thats a gorilla!"

"no! That's also a guy in a suit!"

"hmm. So thats a guy in a suit then."

"NO! Thats a Gorilla!"

[Artprincess247]

4 people didn't get tickled XD

[Leatherbubba]

I remember having some of the action figures from this movie.  I only had the ape figures, not the boring human figures.

[purplecloudphil]

Lol, if only more girls were like tickle me Amy, we would all win, jk

[natetheguitarkid]

so this is where he got leisuresuitgaming (dont expect anyone to know who that is).

[crazyraichu02]

wait i thought you killed casper

[MrMusiclover2345]

um it sounds weird listening to joe and however u pronouce the guy at 6:48 last name like he did with that one where he mixed up those two guys names

[Thatguywithoutalife]

I want a tickle me Amy! I could freak out my friends! Lol

[BabyPaulaPolestar]

Fuck Amy!

Fuck Amy for hours

...

TOO FAST FOR THE NAKED EYE!

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

SHTOP EATIN MA SESAME CAYKE!!!!!!!

[DanDaManOU812]

@MaxterandKiwiKing Awwww... I knew the cake was a lie!

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

@DanDaManOU812 Yes,yes it is.

[DOOMRPG]

damn I thought they were bringing bruce camball back

[pariastabendesa]

What the hell with the Lion King intro?

[chaosking256]

06:27 - I think I hear someone(Rob, maybe?) laughing in the background

[tltar253]

Let me get this straight, you have Bruce fucking Campbell and you kill him in the first 5 minutes!? the movie could've been good with him, he is the freaking man!

[WhiteDragonDude24]

Hi. Me. Amy. ..."whatever. PowerGlove-wearing freak."

[drhploveboat]

I just made that lame joke cool.....oh yeah! *with echo*

[TanukiCoast]

AH MAYDIT MAH SEPH!!!

[Tralman1965]

Shame. I loved the book but the film was terrible.

[HoopsAndDinoMan]

I'm surprised there weren't any "I'm acting" jokes in this one.

[danschaoticmind]

Congo: So horrible it was campy and enjoyable in that no matter how much I wanted to hate it for its blatant misrepresentation of natural selection (And artificial selection) Piss poor understanding of telecommunications, shitty trashy acting, second rate characters, and Gorilla love story...

No... Ok maybe I liked it for being so bad.

SO STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE TIM CURRY!

[Wynterfang]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!

[RICKROLLBLENDER]

why is this zoomed in?

[supersonicspence1]

I MAID 'DID MAH-SELF!!!!

[12yellowcab]

13:46 donkey kong AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[woodlefoof2]

5:55 - 6:30 i find myself strangely aroused

[princesstamika]

@woodlefoof2 I thought it was just me.

[TheRaptorsaur]

5:55-6:30 is hillarious XD

[municipalitie]

1:43 thumbs up for MST3K!!!

[hobohaymaker13]

@municipalitie MITCHELL!

[e1ep4an1]

6:56 Woo woo woo, you know it!

[cyberlord64]

6:00 - 6:30 OHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!­!

[TheCaledioScope]

“Tickle Amy. Tickle Amy lower. Grab Amy’s genitalia. Spank Amy. Spank Amy hard. Call Amy ‘bad girl.’ Shit on Amy. Shit on Amy’s face. Give Amy golden shower. Fuck Amy. Fuck Amy for hours. Amy love you long time.”

[MarcusAvon2]

Quick give the hippoes some chocolate

[thegillotine09]

I lost it at the hungry hungry hippos.

[crh2010]

Lets do a "typical hollywood other cliche" check-list shall we?

1. "EVIL" Rich foreign Man who helped fund the expedition only to find out..hes in it to get rich, and then dies in a horrific way

2. Stereotypical African "tribe" who chant like maniacs and praise white people as "gods"

3. All animals are really "evil" unless they are "trained" by humans

4.Female lead seems to live even though she acts like a scared puppy from the beginning of the film

5. Male lead makes cring worthy jokes

[Kingofcorrect]

It's the Scary Black man from Devil's Advocate playing Scary Black Guerilla!

[Kingofcorrect]

Best opening ever btw

[Kingofcorrect]

review Flash Gordon!

[TheWaffleman54]

7;53 - 8;12 hillarious

[riley1497able]

LOL Tim Curry from Red Alert 3! anyone? ah screw you guys!

[Clumpfy]

"Oh look, a peewl!" - "Lets jump in... whaaaaaa!"

God damn, i almost pissed myself.

[Wykletypl]

Damn, Jim Dan Baker is probably the worst actor in this movie.

Really, Who talks like this!?! People just got killed, guy! Show some respect, remorse, ANYTHING!

[DocRavage]

@Wykletypl

At least Joe Don Baker got some unintentional hilarity out of his overacting. Seemed like everyone overacted in this movie except the main character.

[TanukiCoast]

2:04 X3

[PrimaryBufferPanel]

Tickle Me Amy: now available in Toys R Us

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

@PrimaryBufferPanel I'm Buying

[RandomMindz]

LMAO Talk about Nostalgia! 12:58-13:21

[shteeeeeven12345]

4 people need to STOP EATING MA SESAME CAKE!

[TheCaledioScope]

@shteeeeeven12345 4 people ruined the Tea Party.

[cromwell300]

where the fuck did they get the hot air balloon?

[runningtortoise2]

Tickling Amy was how AIDS got started. 

[adeellime]

lol love the intro!

[5150zac]

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG i love this review

[MourningStar13666]

wait... was the guy who died after seeing amy the same actor who played the cashier in the beginning of from dusk till dawn

[Dim4323]

like ebert said "it apost to be funny and bad" and this is what it is funny and Bad.

[SharkBanana]

MY TEA PAR-TEE ES ROO-WEND!!!

[jetfire851]

SPOILER...

Shit, Bruce Campbell got offed faster than Steven Seagal did in Executive Decision. I didn't think that was possible.

[AzraelLeichten]

Oh, I get it. :U The scientist was making monkey noises to the lady because he wanted sex. ... Wow, lame. :|

[Yemmuh4444]

Stop eating my sesame cake!

[dolphincrescent54]

The critic should review Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[ADHDIan]

@dolphincrescent54 yeah but rocky is a good movie so why review it?

[ChaosZero102]

@ADHDIan you dipstick, he was refering to the old cartoon show Rocky and Bullwinkle.

[ADHDIan]

@ChaosZero102 chill how could i now?

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

@dolphincrescent54 He Already Reveiw Rocky

[dolphincrescent54]

@I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE I'm talking about the movie about the cartoon series you know with the moose and the flying squirrel.

[JustineBieberxoxo]

@dolphincrescent54 Where can you mail review tips?

I want him to review the 2004 version of Stepford Wives, Nazi Love Camp 27, They Live!, Attack of the killer tomatoes, Airplane! and of course: Plan 9 from outer space.

Then again, 2004 is still too new I suppose. But he must do Plan 9. It shall be his masterpiece.

[dolphincrescent54]

@JustineBieberxoxo Try and go to his website, look for 'site stuff' and scroll down for contacts.

[TheMrleomartin]

@JustineBieberxoxo nah plan 9 is so bad its good

[BluTrilobite]

@dolphincrescent54 He should, I'd be fun to see how he reacts to that flaming bag of dogshit passed off for a movie, poor Piper Perabo! It's nice to know she still has a career, though!

[100Arceuslover]

Omigod, the Tickle Me Amy scene nearly killed me! XD

[InvaderScuzz]

6:11 his face..... priceless

[Reviewer158]

5:56 is very funny

[DBuilder]

ABANDON FILM!

GET OUT OF THIS STINKER!

Try to land in one of Michael Creighton's theme park movies!"

Yeah, those usually do well.

What theme park movies?

[TheWabbajackX]

@DBuilder Um, Jurassic Park? The Lost World?

[ADTV300]

at least he mad a hindenburg joke instead of a 9/11 joke

[BrickishStudios]

Stop Eating mah sesame cake!

[croutonthegreat]

It's in the theater next "store"?

[amsooldnot]

how could a guy who was in ''Ghostbusters'' be in this? thats like when Chuck Norris was in ''Sidekicks'' !

[LargeRedRizla]

14:36 Coneheads cameo?

[Lmac731]

OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED BRUCE CAMPBELL

YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!

[zerakielvmark]

@Lmac731 Oh don't worry, he's not dead. He just got warped into another dimension.

...

...

...

WITH MARVEL ZOMBIES!

[Lmac731]

7:59 he makes it sound so threatening

[topdog2007]

you better run mother fucker rolfmao

[MrImastinker]

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!

[Showtimeblogs]

I laughed so hard at the part with the diamond

"Throw it away"

"U sure?"

"Yeah"

NC: *Puts it in pocket* "There, it's gone." XD



[tammyl2oo]

TAKE YOUR STIKING APE !!!

[tammyl2oo]

TICKLE ME

[Goryparodies]

come on Jeffery, stop throwing your eyeballs at me- WAAAAUUUUUGGGGH!

[mothrasaurus]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!!!!!!

[OhJustCallMeLuke]

GOD DAMMIT!! ghoddhammith! hahahahahaha!

[A55ma57er]

That pitfall music when they met the gorilla was so fucking funny! XD

[wario1226]

7:16 OH YEA.

[VengadorDorado91]

d'aaawww,look at those cute white gorillas gently crushing those men's skulls :3

[unkwonstudios]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

[JustinSuhr4]

he makes a lot of hindenberg jokes doesn't he? lol

[theshow83100]

face at 5:08 was priceless

[nightbane2]

6:02 BEST PART.

[pritishsai]

STOP EATING MY SEASAME CAKE

[siim686]

The Nostalgia Critic should make a youtube account just to flag all these videos. You can clearly see that he zoomed in the video so you can't see the title thus meaning he wants to take credit for his reviews.

[metrocop1000]

@siim686 wow. GTFO troll.

[siim686]

@metrocop1000 Prove i'm a troll and you are not

[metrocop1000]

@siim686 because this guy never says this is his in the discription....

[siim686]

@metrocop1000 description* Yes but he never states that he did not make this video either. Why would he zoom it in like that? I've never heard of a recording software do that.

[metrocop1000]

@siim686 dude.... really? because alot of people want to see the video in a normal format not wide screen.

[siim686]

@metrocop1000 What do you mean normal format? And how do you know that alot of people want to see it that way?

[metrocop1000]

@siim686 one: normal=full screen. and two: Ive read mutiple requests for a full screen version of this. : /

[siim686]

@metrocop1000 So people are too retarded to figure out there is a fullscreen button? There is one for the video player the nostalgia critic uses and one on youtube. I don't get it

[metrocop1000]

@siim686 ...XD your really missing the point. the video edit function on youtube allows you to re-size the video if you want.

[siim686]

@metrocop1000 Why would he do that? D:

[metrocop1000]

@siim686 because I just said: some people don't want to see the Critics videos in wide screen.

[siim686]

@metrocop1000 Why?

[Ohav1491]

"Gourilla!Gourilla!"

[ScratStitch]

Tickle Me Amy! I remember her. I got a Tickle Me Amy for Christmas back in 1995, but alas, my parents took it away from me the instant they heard the things that she said. :(

Apparently most families destroyed the dolls. They're like impossible to find now, even on Ebay. I'm a little amazed that Doug hasn't sold his. He could probably make a fortune from it.

[menslady125]

Why didn't Tim Curry start singing "Toxic Love"? :)

[teckwerks]

The theater next....store? :v

[GeneralArmorus]

I still like this movie! This was the lamest review so far

[MegaMonsterZilla]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!

[corvettecrazy262]

5:02 no tickle me elmo joke?

[Polardj900CPCP]

13:45 Donkey Kong

[14597ojai]

...WHATEVER!

That was strange?!

What the hell was she talking about?

Weird power glove wearing FREAK!

XD!!!!

[Dracoward]

"You better run mother f***er" >8(

[ZakuAbumiFanGirl1]

"I. MADE. IT. MAHSELF. >:C"

Pffft, LOL!! xD

[earthboundpikmin]

Bruce isn't dead... he's just sleeping for too long.

[dolphincrescent54]

It's door not store.

[gamemastercameron]

one person has tickle me amy

[boom3r1949]

sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT sam Wheat! SAM WHEAT

[hazzardkitsune]

the best part of this entire thing was the the tickle me ami bits. They were hilarious XD

[doom7ish]

SAM ROCKET SHOTING DOWN A PLANE.



[SurrenderToLola]

Bruce Cambell.... Delicious...

[FemaleSamurai]

"'The diamonds are here!' And queer! And not going anyweer!" xD

[Waluigi666]

Tim curry is such a gun even though he acts in stupid shit half the time

[Shadowsamaman]

The first time I saw this review, I lost it at the Hungry Hungry Hippos part

[BobShanky]

5:55 I just lost it at that part.

[MrImastinker]

HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!

That, and "DIDYAGETDADIAMOND!" made my day.

[Ontarioku77]

what are the exposition lyrics

[dcantw]

@Ontarioku77 exposition exposition throw shit up A.S.A.P

[masterminded78]

@dcantw Thanks, I needed that. 

[UncleSpankification]

NOH, NOH, DHE DIYAMONDS ARR HEAR!

[otakusoul22]

Tickle me Amy best children's toy ever :D

[zcarrell]

STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE.

[TruBeliever4Life]

hey wait(and i cant believe i never thought of this before) but these psycho gorillas most likely killed the people in the diamond mine,,, and yet the killer gorillas seemed to have waited and given them enough time to build the city before they decided to start murdering.

[ManMadeGod4]

@TruBeliever4Life

Read the book, it makes more sense.

[TruBeliever4Life]

@ManMadeGod4 i should. i remember reading the two jurassic park books and liking them better. not to say i didnt still like the movie i just wouldve liked to see that story made

[ManMadeGod4]

@TruBeliever4Life

This movie/book is the same way. It's... kind-of loyal to the book, but the stuff they changed (giving amy that glove, not developing the "killer gorillas", and others) ruins the movie.

[midnighteevee13]

Amy love you looooooooooooooooooooong time.