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  • dude, where's the rest of the movie?!

  • @thenintendo101 yeah... That's just plain disrespectful. And there's only ONE God

  • Falling sheep

  • I don't know why but the thing that makes me laugh is when the sheep falls over.

  • The racism... OH MY GOD. xD

  • Fried chicken hahahaha LOL

  • My god has a bigger dick than your god

  • @TheNintendo101 Not funny dude thats messed up

  • Wheres Part 3!?

  • (sees giant pickle)

    Everyone: Screw you guys, im leaving.

  • Cheese in the crust. that's TREMENDOUS!! Yes it is! lol

  • David and Goliath!

  • For some reason I always crack up at 2:01.

  • it's funny how the vegetables talk about eating meat lol

    i miss this show soooooo much

  • And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try!

  • DUUDE so is it just me or in the VHS version when archibald is showing larry the pics the one of the guy was Chuck Norris?

  • Only YouTube would feature part 2 of a movie and remove part 3.

  • "I will fight Goliath!" "PHOOO!!!" *Spits out water* XD ROFL!!! 

  • @Eyeglompyou That is definitely hilarious!

  • where is part 3!!!!

  • He doesnt have lips!

  • OOSTA!

  • did i see how much a mole was in the pictures larry all thought were lips?

  • 12 people have no lips

  • where's part 3?

  • Oh, cheese in the crust! That's tremendous!

  • Y'know, I can't help but wonder how much Archibald is getting paid for that job

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  • where is part 3???

  • why does the bad guy have to be a pickle? :( ...imean...come on....they could of used celery...nobody likes that stuff...i think...

  • They had pizza back then

  • "And Wipe our little NOE-ZEZ!"

  • Did that pizza have tomato sauce on it..?

  • Now that's a Big pickle, Really - 40 days until they fought?

  • *sheep falls over*

  • 10 People Lost their lips

  • where's part 3?!!!

  • @larryen90 Because of Copy right stuff it might not be available here. Try buying the DVD of it.

  • FRIED CHICKEN!!!! <3

  • I love king sawl's spit-take at 8:26! XD

  • thumbs up if your atheist and you came here to laugh at humanity

  • That awkward moment when a veggetable wants to eat meat...specifically a squash who wishes to eat fried chicken...

  • @NAHDERAH If they ate vegetables, they'd be cannibals.

  • (With Over Dramatic French Accent) Jean-Claude and Phillepe! You are lucky to be so cute and funny or I would be kicking your iritating little-! ....uhh... spot on your backs that you cannot reach no matter how hard you try?

    : /

  • "That's a lip that's a lip that's a lip lip lip, that's a lip that's a lip that's a lip lip lip, that's a lip that's a lip that's a lip that's a lip lip lip, that's a lip, that's a lip lip lip" Lol! :)

  • LOOL, aww, at 0:33, I love that little face. xD I MISS VEGGIE TALES! <3

  • Who loves Silly Songs With Larry? ^-^

  • ahh wheres part 3

  • "The Philistines are French" only makes sense if you have seen Monty Python & The Holy Grail.

  • @brandywineblue lol you should see josh and the big wall, its just like on mpathg the wall scene. haha

  • 3:16 - 3:30 Larry has quite a mouth.

  • =,( WHERE'S 3?

  • get a part 3 back

  • Where is the next part?

  • "Usta!"?

    Who knows what that means?

  • Never mind. I looked on Wiktionary, and it turned out to mean "mouth" in Polish.

  • I liked your video very much.

  • I LOVE VEGGIE TALES!

  • 6 people have never had fried chicken.

  • WHERE IS PART 3 ?!?!?!

  • this is not true at all i realise that its based on a story from the bible and thier just making a joke out of it... plus the falistinians had a FRENCH ACCENT here!!!!!

  • 0:12 It's Laura's brother!

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  • "Hello Israelites! You are pigs! And soon, we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens!

    Ah yes! After we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our slippers!

    Yes, and iron our trousers!

    Oh, and wipe our little noses!

    And scratch that spot on our backs we cannot reach no matter how hard we try!

    Don't you have anything to say?"

  • BIG PENIS!! 1:55

  • @of7flames yo mama

  • @thefieryfury

    what the fuhh?

  • @of7flames It's bad 2 say stuff like that about chrisian characters!!

    wich is also my favorite,& i'm gonna sand up 4 him!!

  • @thefieryfury

    yuhh im SDA but i just thought it was funny

    i have nothing against veggie tales, ive watched it since i was little

  • @of7flames ok,but i stand up 4 my favorite childhood show(just sayng)

  • y are the isrialites so fat

    

  • Sept in the Bible, it was A LOT MORE VIOLENT!

  • Dang No part 3.

  • Monty Python moment! French taunting!

  • Where's part three, dude!?

  • >/ what happened to part 3! darn youtube! you ruined my child moment :'(

  • I used to watch this along time ago

  • IT'S A GIANT PICKLE!!

  • Do you have fried chicken? lol 

  • Oh, cheese in the crust. That's tremendous!

  • SO... suddenly the Philistines are... FRENCH?!!! What the heck?

  • @iluvsesshomaru09 It's the Bible. Of course it's stupid!

  • @TehFunnehMann the Bible is not stupid, you just have a bad imature attiude

  • @rainbowstargreengirl You spelled "immature" and "attitude" wrong. Also, according to the Bible bats are birds, evolution didn't happen, the big bang didn't happen, the earth does not rotate on an axis, the sun revolves around the earth, and heaven is in the sky. Yep, not stupid.

  • @TehFunnehMann You know what, I belive in creation, i believe in the Big bang, God spoke and Bang it happend. The Bible doesn't say anything about the worlds axis or the sun revolving around the earth. I dont agree with your evolution beliefs and ya when im fired up i type like a cat, but I dont care, and you shouldn't either. This is a kids show that i grew up with, and if you do't happen to like it then don'te open the video. Your comments just make you and people like you look ignorant.

  • @rainbowstargreengirl There are many accasions were the Bible says those things, and there is DNA and fossil proof of evolution. Revelation 7:1, Psalm 104:5, Leviticus 11:13-19, Joshua 10:12-14, the tower of bable, look them up.

  • @TehFunnehMann Im not sure what the leviticus section has to do with this,

    In the Joshua verse God is talking about the sun not setting or rising

    Revelation , the earth as a whole looing at it from space has 4 spots for angels to stand, i heard a sermon on this once,

    and im not sure what your point about psalm 104:5 is

    As for evolution i believe that both sides say that they have evidence and both can be made up and altered, so i prefer to go by faith and what God has done for me.

  • @TehFunnehMann Don't listen to that dumb beaver...you're not only right, but hilarious! LMFAO @ "...when im fired up i type like a cat...". How do cats type, exactly? I just had a similar discussion with this know-nothing know-it-all on Part 1 of this animated masterpiece. It was fun until I started to wonder if I was "debating" with a mentally challenged child. Technically, she's neither. Just REEEAALY proud and unapologetic of her aggressive ignorance. Welcome to America :(

  • @jeremyrfritz Yeah, I know. Actually I had a "debate" with this retard named jciswithme33, and that was the dumbest crop of shit I've ever talked to. He says science is of the Devil. That's both halarious and sad.

  • @TehFunnehMann The anti-intellectual movement going on in this country is the scariest thing in the world to me right now. How can we be moving BACKWARDS? I'm not proud of it, but I guess burning ants like this little slack-jawed yokel with a proverbial magnifying glass once in a while is a good way for me to blow off steam and ("God" forbid) expose these lemmings to a new idea or two...and I'm not even an Atheist! Just anti-organized religion and pro-free-thinking and doubt. Anyway, good job!

  • @jeremyrfritz Thank you!

  • @TehFunnehMann (gasp) how dare you! And you actually watch Veggietales?

  • @iluvsesshomaru09 I believe Veggietales is a great moral influence, but I don't believe in God or the Bible, or the Torah, or the Qur'an.

  • @iluvsesshomaru09 They're French peas! And it's a riff on the scene in Monty Python and the Holy Grail where the French soldiers taunted Arthur and his knights in... pretty much exactly the same manner. Total injoke. Nerd humor FTW.

  • @iluvsesshomaru09 is that the most unrealistic thing u've seen so far? they're peas!

  • larry has the voice of a lip-obsessed angel lol

  • OMG I LOVE!!! FRIED CHICKEN

  • @animeisawesome8 USTA!!!!!!!!!!

  • @animeisawesome8 UNSTA!!!!!!!!!!

  • 3:46 On the Silly Song Countdown Tape, instead of that picture, it showed a picture of Abraham Lincoln.

  • French Peas, FTW.

  • do you guys have any fried chichen? instead of asking for frech fries. hahhahahhaha they are french

  • oh my God he litlle green one , speaks with a french accent, it is so funyyyyyyyyyyy hahahahaha

  • she had a beard and it felt weird... lol

  • BY THE WAY IF YOU LIKED LARRYS SCATING AND ITS A LIP A LIP A LIPING THUMBS UP!!!

  • ONLY THE FIRST 3 LIPS THE REST WERE: -EITHER AN UMBRELLA OR A MUSHROOM -FISH -DOG BONE -SAILBOAT -RECTANGLE -FLOWER -TRIANGLE -A PICTURE WITH A HOUSE, KIDS AND A SUN -SMILEY FACE -(MORE SUPPOSED LIPS) -ANOTHER SMILEY FACE -A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH A BOWTIE -6.023 X 10^23 (WHICH EQUALS 602300000000000000000000) - A PICTURE OF A CIRCLE BEATING UP ITSELF -AND A PICTRE OF SOMEONE STICKING OUT THEIR TOUGNE LOOKING LIKE AN ON CRACK/DRO/KUSH/HERION/WEED WUBBZY
  • Gotta love the traces of Monty Python in the French Peas. lol

  • "what, are you nuts?"

    no... junior's an asparagus

  • the begining is like the french taunting from monty python XD

  • look at saul, ha ha ha ha!

  • 8:27 is hilerious~!!!! LOL

  • @DylanRemixes i just love it when junior came with a pizza!!!!!!

    hahahahahaah

    LOL

    :D

  • this is my fave silly song with larry!!!!

  • eu gostava mas agora não tem mais a part 3

  • e a part 3 do video ????

  • I'm 15.

    And I still remember every little bit of this from when I was 6.

    I am proud of myself. 8D

  • " do you have anything to say?"

    " do you have fried chicken? i have a craving to fried chicken!"

    so funny!

  • AND WIPE OUR LITT-AL NOSEEES!

  • @superhetoric & scratch the spot on our backs, that we cant reach no matter how hard we try!

  • Hey! Where's part 3? I'm really enjoying the story! Well...if I can't find it then I can always just read my bible and find out how the story ends. ;)

  • Vrttggh

  • Sadly, I have removed Veggie Tales - Dave and the Giant Pickle part 3 due to Youtube removing the audio. :(

  • @phenomheat21 that's weird, why did they take the sound from that part and not the other 2?

  • @floritka85 so that no one would be able to view the whole episode....

  • @phenomheat21 boo :( it should be a crime to do that from a Christian video :)

  • @floritka85 it wouldnt be a crime but yes i see your point, it is a very serious sin!

  • @phenomheat21

    why

  • @phenomheat21 bastards

  • @phenomheat21 WTH, Youtube? That makes absolutely no sense.

  • @phenomheat21 I hate youtube sometimes......

  • @phenomheat21 thats a downer :(

  • @phenomheat21 That's why you flip the video upside-down and let people flip their computer screens using ctrl down keys. Moves it under the radar! ;)

  • Wouldn't the peas need arms to scratch that spot on their backs?

  • Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?....Oh look at the time!!

  • I mean Goliath

  • I will fight the lion. PWOOOOOOH. XD

  • 1:41 jurassic park parody

  • I WILL FIGHT GOLIATH!!!!

    *Spittake*

  • the pees make me giggle

  • Awesome Video. Veggie Tales rocks!!!!:)

  • so cool

  • I totally love this man!!! God is just awesome for creating such an amazing show!!!

  • Wouldn't you LOVE to be Larry's therapist? ;)

  • wait, if larry's lips left him, then how could he call his dad???? lol

  • OOSTA!

  • @WolfgangBoodman its USTA!

  • 0:17 - 0:45

    yeah i got somthing to say. . . do you even wear trousers?

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahahha

    

  • How intimidating when they see Goliath. Saul wouldn't believe that Dave could fight Goliath, but anything is possible for the Lord. :)

  • Archibald Fainted

  • Its funny when Goliath comes. Larry can talk so fast that Archie can't keep up man. Wow. Everyone forgot that God would protect them so easily. Saul got water all over me when he spitted.

  • Why are the philastines French?

  • @masteromag70 haha I was wondering that too!!

  • @masteromag70 It's a reference to the French Taunters in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • @masteromag70 I have no idea

  • @masteromag70 Because, clearly, the writers/producers of VeggieTales are fans of Monty Python. And apparently Jurassic Park.

  • @masteromag70 exactly what i thought

  • @masteromag70 B/c there's a resemblance in their attitudes and egos

  • dange

    dave is good at shooting at band gianit

  • cool

  • george its ousta

  • i make alot of noises but larry pwns me at making noises

  • 8:07 Leave this big stuff to us big people! LOL! They aren't doing anything but hiding!

  • lol the drawing at 3:41

  • I need to find the Veggie Tales CD my dad made for me.  It used to always cheer me up when I wasn't in a good mood. lol

  • i love veggie tales they are so funny sometimes specialy larry and his silly songs.

  • I love how in the beggining it says it was before the time of cars and phones and stuff.

    And then peas are like "We'll stuff you in our toaster ovens." And "Iron our pants.

    1, the don't wear pants? lol.

    2. Yeah.. before THAT timee...

    I took a picture on an actual tv of "And stuff you in our toaster ovens." And now its the background of my phoneXDD

  • I just watched the actual video today and at 3:46 its an actual picture of a guy. Like me and friend laughed for hours over it.

  • @CayleeCanFly ahahaha thats awellsome

  • I always laugh at 8:27

  • Is the fact that they give the Philistines French accents coincidental to the fact that they later retreat?

  • fun fact Usta really is the polish word for lip. we had someone in our town to ask...